AnakinItsOverIHaveTheHighGround
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Jun 28, 2016 9:15 PM
AnakinItsOverIHaveTheHighGround
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HolyHellJezebel
I have a good sized gold pendant that says bitch in swirly script. My mother in law gave it to me.
rowdybanana
I almost got to the end..
Clydefrogger
Other names for things about filing killed me. Snow Blood.
codesmcgee
Foot bags, lol.
Vitrum
ARMADILDO
fadbum
Wisconsin man is just like, "Th' fuck was i sposed to do?"
yohimbe
I regret a lot of things but most of all I regret my selfishness
Corporate29
I always laugh at the black sabbath one
SurferChick
Green sperm? I guess that was okay as long as it was St. Patrick's day.
YouFuckingRuinedIt
ihazbraids
+1 for title
Budborne
Well, how DO you give a snake vitamins? Give a rat a nutritious meal with vitamin supplements, then feed that to the snake?
BlackCatsAreBestCats
Unless your snake only eats live prey it's probably better to get a dead one, pick an orifice and shove the vitamin in.
NashvilleNative
That cat petting one really hit home. +1
PhillipSemenHoffmore
#6 GOATSE
ThisIsMyUsernameNowDealWithIt
*Merry Goatse Round
Icantbelieveitsnotskepticism
Who the fuck doesn't get any veggies on their sub? I guess meatball maybe, but still.
AnakinItsOverIHaveTheHighGround
I hate them
slappyhamsalads
nahhh, you need pickles on a meatball sub. I ain't lyin
Icantbelieveitsnotskepticism
Right? Or at least some onion.
hashbaz
I don't understand the super-nintendo/playstation 5 one....
beattiger
PlayStation Allstars is a fighting game sorta like smash bros
ndiehl
Signal boost because that made me feel like I missed something in my childhood
ideologist
Same, help
EbolaPrime
I just came all the way to the comments to say tomatoes are a fruit.
100PercentGradeABumblebees
THEYRE A VEGETABLE YOU INCOMPETENT FUCKSTICK! SCIENCE CAN GO FUCK ITSELF ON THIS ONE.
BloodyCrowOfCainhurst
DataMonkeyNicki
I don't know why your voice in my head was out of breath, like you literally ran down through the post to remind us.
TheAdventuresofStealy
As is a lot of that stuff... cucumbers, olives, and peppers are all fruits.
Foxyrain
The way my agriculture teacher explained it was if it grows off the plant it's the fruit of that plant. A pinecone is a fruit
drewcrosby
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is fruit. Wisdom is knowing tomatoes don't go in fruit salad.
DumbassLesbian
STRAWBERRIES ARE NOT BERRIES, YET BANANAS ARE!!!!!!!!
aWittydude
Green sperm?
OtherRichard
This is exactly what I came down here to ask
OtherRichard
Heres the actual original green sperm post https://ca.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20140806083852AAxrvHe
CommodoreMolar
http://imgur.com/anrTqBz
BubbleGutandtheHotSnakes
And THE gif in 3...2...1...
Ruhig
Maybe he's born with it, maybe it's Maybeline. Wait, I meant Gonorrhea.
OtherRichard
Here's the answer. "Infection or pus" http://m.wisegeek.com/what-are-the-common-causes-of-green-semen.htm not harmful more than likely.
cristocanyon
once had a dude unload with an audible thunk on my chest. it was chunky. 0/10 ruined one of my favorite places to have someone finish.
SassasaurusRex
The Hulk
CaptainGrowler
Need the link
BubbleGutandtheHotSnakes
ImTheOriginalSam
Well it's not THE gif, but close enough
TheSaintedPhysicianDoctor
At least its's not "the gif"