PRE-SLEEP DUMP

Jun 28, 2016 9:15 PM

I have a good sized gold pendant that says bitch in swirly script. My mother in law gave it to me.

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I almost got to the end..

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Other names for things about filing killed me. Snow Blood.

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Foot bags, lol.

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ARMADILDO

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Wisconsin man is just like, "Th' fuck was i sposed to do?"

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I regret a lot of things but most of all I regret my selfishness

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I always laugh at the black sabbath one

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Green sperm? I guess that was okay as long as it was St. Patrick's day.

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+1 for title

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Well, how DO you give a snake vitamins? Give a rat a nutritious meal with vitamin supplements, then feed that to the snake?

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Unless your snake only eats live prey it's probably better to get a dead one, pick an orifice and shove the vitamin in.

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That cat petting one really hit home. +1

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#6 GOATSE

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*Merry Goatse Round

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Who the fuck doesn't get any veggies on their sub? I guess meatball maybe, but still.

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I hate them

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nahhh, you need pickles on a meatball sub. I ain't lyin

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Right? Or at least some onion.

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I don't understand the super-nintendo/playstation 5 one....

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PlayStation Allstars is a fighting game sorta like smash bros

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Signal boost because that made me feel like I missed something in my childhood

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Same, help

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I just came all the way to the comments to say tomatoes are a fruit.

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THEYRE A VEGETABLE YOU INCOMPETENT FUCKSTICK! SCIENCE CAN GO FUCK ITSELF ON THIS ONE.

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I don't know why your voice in my head was out of breath, like you literally ran down through the post to remind us.

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As is a lot of that stuff... cucumbers, olives, and peppers are all fruits.

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The way my agriculture teacher explained it was if it grows off the plant it's the fruit of that plant. A pinecone is a fruit

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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is fruit. Wisdom is knowing tomatoes don't go in fruit salad.

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STRAWBERRIES ARE NOT BERRIES, YET BANANAS ARE!!!!!!!!

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Green sperm?

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This is exactly what I came down here to ask

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Heres the actual original green sperm post https://ca.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20140806083852AAxrvHe

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And THE gif in 3...2...1...

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Maybe he's born with it, maybe it's Maybeline. Wait, I meant Gonorrhea.

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Here's the answer. "Infection or pus" http://m.wisegeek.com/what-are-the-common-causes-of-green-semen.htm not harmful more than likely.

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once had a dude unload with an audible thunk on my chest. it was chunky. 0/10 ruined one of my favorite places to have someone finish.

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The Hulk

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Need the link

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Well it's not THE gif, but close enough

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At least its's not "the gif"

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