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AlakazamRemindsMeOfASlowLorisButHeHasAMoustacheAndBendySpoons
As someone who goes to clubs every weekend.. what's it like... to stay in the inside ?
3janeTA
I need this feature added to my fitbit so I know when I've met my quota and can safely go back to bed.
DavidAndrews
Look, I get it, you don't want to go places. And that's fine.but the price you pay for this is few friends. and if you're ok with that cool
yrutouchingthat4
Claptrap performing live!
Xynatox
As a Sanguine, I can never relate to these comics. Anyone else feel the same?
AuthenticZac
Clubbing is too hard, I'll just forge myself a card. What's the worst that could happen?
JhericFury
Most of my friends these days realise that I'll come out occasionally but if i don't, it's not that i don't like people.
AnnettaBudden88
amen
IKnowWhatImAboutSon
My fiancé calls me the most anti social person she knows
ifmusicbethefoodofloveplayon
As someone who is an introvert, YES PLEASE!
letionbard
hello repost, my old friend
keyblader1985
Your busy day is at an end.
kaynewesticle
All of imgur has social anxiety.
SchlomoShekelstein
I don't, I grew out of it
Appl3chip
Yay introversion! I've got my little circle of friends to play with, don't need anyone else, don't want anyone else.
Beverlyhillscopisonrightnow
Unpopular opinion incoming: you people should stop wallowing in this circle jerk of self-pity. 'why are we not funding this?' seriously?
boggerz
Why do so many people on imgur hate being social?
FoxySpirit
Because Imgur is the place where people who hate being social go. Though hate is a strong word. Just a very very low need.
KingoftheIntroverts
Joke's on you, I don't care how often people call me a shut in.
SomeoneToListen
Me irl
Felix0410
Yep! Me too!
rogera1994
The guy in the trash can?
kaynewesticle
What was once known as being shy is now a disorder.
Shaddooh
In extreme cases it sure can feel like it
MoooCow
This depicts introversion not shyness, social anxiety or anything else.
iOnlyReplyToTopComments
That's it. Imgur, with its millions of users (spies, obviously), is stalking me. I can now conclude that with 93% certainty
Weeabooninja
The Company is behind this. El Psy Congroo.
armeggedonCounselor
Your username is a lie.
halfanangrybadger
yes, because you're the only person on the gargantuan website that is imgur who has ever felt antisocial you special snowflake you.
lethaldoseoverdose
wub unce wub unce wub wub wub unce wub unce wub unce
Nateshift
Wubba Lubba Dub Dub! hick, Morty!
IOnlyFavoriteDickButtAndImNotEvenMad
Boots-and-hats-and-boots-and-hats-and-boots-and-hats-and-boots-and-hats
TheGhostMinx
"What are you going to do next?" "I'm going to Escalator Land!!!!"
BlueTyphoon
When do we get to the ride?
IOnlyFavoriteDickButtAndImNotEvenMad
This IS the ride!!!
NinjaGrizzlyBear
@UrsaUrsa..ursa usa ursa ursa ursa ursa ursa ursa
UrsaUrsa
http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr03/2012/12/19/13/anigif_enhanced-buzz-18462-1355942767-6.gif
NinjaGrizzlyBear
LOL. Well played.
UrsaUrsa
http://media.giphy.com/media/ToMjGpwZW2K4REI9RqE/giphy.gif
UmbilicalCord
Read it in the voice of zap brannigan
ZappBranniganAgain
so my normal voice?
voodoodonuts
Yup.
IAmAnAdu1t
SO GLAD IT WASN'T JUST ME.
LupusBorealis
"If we hit this bullseye, the rest of the dominos will fall like a deck of cards. Checkmate."
ManlyMuffins
No matter what, I'll always read it as "in-si-deeeeeee
ogmudbone
I'm drunk and I thought you said you read this in Dee Dee's Voice. I whole heartedly agree
Pikka
I always mini-cringe when people write multiples of letters that aren't pronounced. "Like OMG it's sooo cuuuteeeee" => "cute" = "cutie".
Rhalph
Yes. YES. Logged in just to upvote you. "FFFUUUCCCKKKK" => "FFFUUUCI-CI-CI-K-K-K-K"
asemodeus
The problem is one George Carlin explained. In that people are only interesting for maybe 5 minutes and then after that it becomes torture.
Panda4hire
Please can this be a thing. Being social is so much work.
IamtheGreatQueenSnugglewombs
It is. Ive had vacation for 2 weeks and the only people Ive seen are my cats and my SO, but he's kinda like a cat
eyedontlie
This IS a thing, you just say "I came out last week"
warick
Does going to work count as going out?
eyedontlie
Yeah just say you're tired from work
Panda4hire
Phrasing?
MOTHERFUCKINGBIRDJESUS
Yea if people invited me to things I'd go but no one does so whatever
Panda4hire
Making the connections so that people invite you places is hard work.
Hurensohn
You can come with me today if you want
MOTHERFUCKINGBIRDJESUS
:D
Hurensohn
Was a fun party where many colours where thrown ._.
armeggedonCounselor
.... Says the man who was hiding in a trash can.
hoffbox
*figmentive extension of her own consciousness hiding in a trash can
TheStewart
Hey! I've found my best burgers inside a trash can! http://imgur.com/UeIIDc8
Finaleekarel
Man, Oscar really cleaned himself up
cousteau
He has a card saying that he can.
SairAerwyn
Earthbound taught me that this is the norm.
thatsmynewusername
He just made his quota too
candar
Accosting strangers, no less!
Henshaw
You'd know why it wasn't weird if you had your social card.
AuntSharron
If you're not accepting gifts from strange men in waste receptacles then you're not living, my friend.
AgathaBrine
True wisdom
ItsCandleJack
Why are we not funding this?!
CountCrow
Because of all the missed opportunities you're having of just stopping in doing the same old shit?
retrohellix
Because we're spending too much money putting dicks in boxes. Also, we haven't been able to contact a Nigerian prince.
FrostytheSnowcolt
Because there are easier ways to let the world you know you have autism.
LeopardprintLarry
Because it would make too much sense
Saxit
The program has been running for six years, have you never actually met your quota?!
ItsCandleJack
What's the quota? I've been out there a lot :(
doihearanamen
"I ALREADY MET MY QUOTA, SUIT-MAN! OUTTA MY WAY!"
thatzunpossible
The girl doodle even looks like me. This gives me so much hope for not doing anything without massive FOMO.
Kaitou
Because we're locked up in our rooms.
Kaitou
And after fulfiling the quote, we don't want to take the extra step to do more.
tipdub
until we can, go fund pigeoneer jane. her comics are hilarious. ^_^ http://tapastic.com/episode/181122
ItsCandleJack
Yeah she's funny.
NipplesOfTheNorth
Game show hosts jumping out of trash cans probably wouldn't make too many socially awkward people happy
DukeMcSax
Better than getting shanked I suppose...
betamale
Maybe, but being able to fuck off for the rest of the month guilt-free? I'd say it's worth the jumpscare.
eetsumkaus
until they give you a "get off free" card!
Tdrendal
http://imgur.com/t6QdduF
NuclearBoxcutter
This guy is ready for danger.
Ullur
Are you kidding? I'd be fucking thrilled. Most exciting thing to ever happen in my life. ...I made myself sad.
CrowDeMorcerf
Well, we could fix that.
Gully
I make the time more interesting by randomly having seizures. My record is two in a fortnight.
ravnicrasol
Hey, at least you're top reply of a reply, that's pretty neat if you ask me.
Ullur
I made glorious purely by commenting; apparently I'm good at it, so I have that going for me. Which is nice.
AsSeenByMacaroni
The trick, I've found, is sto stop giving a shit what people think
CandidGamera
But... how will you come up with bitter, passive-aggressive but OH-SO-QUIRKY stuff for your shitty, self-absorbed webcomic/blog that way???
ionlyspeakthetruth
i feel like i'm not living my life when I'm in with Netflix. so i just feel guilty that i'm letting myself down.
hoodlyz
Exactly.. *back to playing Warcraft*
walterpeck
Recently my neighbor invited me over for some rum on the porch. The rum was great. 20 year old me would have said no.
DarkUranium
As a Tim:
StooperDave
That's pretty much the secret to life. Once you realize that everyone is just as fucked up as you are, things get much easier.
RandyMarshThoughtThisWasAmerica
Don't sto me now!
Imgonnatipyouwell
Actually the trick is to have kids and then all of a sudden you'll be desperate for social interaction.
ohlalaohlala
Oh my god that's true!! I am healed!
lebabf
I love my flatmate for this (nohomo) he just doesnt give a single fuck, doesnt matter about who
ReichenbachWasAnInsideJob
Hooray, someone understands!!
Dusseldwarf
I don't care what people think of me, but at the same time, I care way too much.
AnorLondoArcher
Yay hermit life!
questionableanswers
amen
smashpro1
Some of us never gave one in the first place.
Ruik
Yesss
krixander
Great trick. Since I mastered It my life is 100 times better and I actually get laid!
sirplayerone
Trustworthynigerianprince
How do you do that though?
somespazzoid
Get older
Mackwop
I've literally never gave a shit about what people think.
SJDanie
I've whittled my social circle to about 15 people. 10 acquaintances and 5 or so good friends. No drama, no bullshit.
ForestRed
Well. More than me.
AsSeenByMacaroni
That's so many
MoooCow
Me too, but I whittled it down to just me. Feels good.
ravnicrasol
My best friends are "Me", "Myself" and "I", so that makes three! And they're all friends with benefits! Best relationship ever!
themobileappisbroken
nobody cares what you think.
AsSeenByMacaroni
Thank goodness
raosion
I care!
GraphicsInterchangeFormat
That's what the government WANTS you to think
themobileappisbroken
Nobody cares what they think either.
GraphicsInterchangeFormat
That's what the government WANTS you to think
letionbard
We need to go deeper.
ocegur
Yeah but sadly we are social animals, so we need a minimum of social interactions to survive. The things is to pick them well.
WowSoSparkly
I asked my doctor if online interaction counts, he said yes ^_^
ocegur
By doctor you mean WebMD?
WowSoSparkly
Of course. Learning that I probably had ebola didn't help with the anxiety, but hey, I know now that sharing it with people here helps.
MadScientistInTraining
Imgur is where i go when i want to talk
ocegur
Good pick!
ElementOfConfusion
140 characters limit... that isn't talking, that's a sentence.
MustntSleep
It's not always limited to one sentence. Sometimes it's two. Some posts can contain as many as three or even four. That's about it though.
MustntSleep
Course then you can always do this 2/2
KatInTheCorner
See, for me it's not about the other people, it's just the amount of stimulus in a club/bar is overwhelming. Why so loud?!?!
droomph
it's not even the loudness, it's that they've made the audio so bass heavy they might as well just play an 808 track
GoodChange
And why so hot, it's always crazy hot and bad ventilation. Too top it off you're supposed to dance around and get even hotter.
Pilgrin
Definitely too loud sometimes
internetheroxD
Whoawhoa, no need to shout!
RemainsspacebarUnknown
for me its deff new people. i just cant get comfortable. but its deff. gotten better as im getting a little older.
ravnicrasol
That's because you're going deaf, which takes us to why some thought "It should be louder" was a good idea and we go full circle.
TotinosPizzaRolls
deff.
Hambidestro
Some people like more to dance and have fun and less to talk-->loud music and alcohol. But the world offers much more than this, you choose
ShnazzyMJ
I think AsSeenByMacaroni's point was that he/she has stopped caring if people call him/her antisocial when he/she stays in
KatInTheCorner
Ah, yes. Thank you for pointing that out. I've already got the zero-fux-given thing down.
AsSeenByMacaroni
Correct
KatInTheCorner
I apologize for my misinterpretation. You're 100% correct too. I call myself anti-social. "You never go out!" "You're damn straight."
questionableanswers
I don't like clubs or big bars. I'm all in for a meetup with nice people in a quiet bar/at home/park/restaurant or whatever.
iDrinkDrano
Even this can make me jittery sometimes. I *want* to socialize. ;~;
questionableanswers
Then again people always want to drag me into some noisy places where you can hardly understand anyone or the purpose is to get drunk
questionableanswers
And in the end they wonder why I'm so 'anti-social' o.O
MadScientistInTraining
I feel you.I just want a quiet place,too.Clubs are full of people who wanna fuck and that's gross.Im staying at home.