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Jan 20, 2018 7:53 AM
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iidky
Diddle Me Elmo!
WhatSmellsLikeFish
Nero00t
Its a keeper!, wife it naow.
twisteddkarma
Creepy, but not a sin
nagelbett
Remind her that someone got to put their arm inside of Elmo.
heyimwalkenhere
tehPhreakmang
Yes
Sexb4d
That’s a ride or die right there
aussieboily
KhadaJhinFOUR
spycobilly
You say that like it's a bad thing you're supposed to reply like the nookie Monster
LieutenantPervertReadyforDuty
WhatTheHeII
Torbarian
Whole thing should be red
Totsmacgee
Thank you. I feel like happy happy dance dance just left my head. Your title brought it all back.
UrFreakinMeowt
daranthered
I don't understand why your conflicted about this.
LordScamingham
You mixed up the colors. The whole thing should be red.
WorthlessPrayers
Blightlance
Mumalot
I think she wants you to be her puppeteer... ( FIST HER! )
rhcross
Next time ask her to be the count
Eeyorepuh
Ahh thats a seven.. seven bumsways ah ha ha ha!
forestfinagle
TheAlbatrossFromTheMoon
That is the opposite of a problem
ahintaclue
See, did she do the elmo voice to be funny or was she trying out a sexy voice and ended up sounding like elmo. If latter, hahaha
haroldstickyhands
I had an ex once try to talk dirty and she sounded like Darth Vader "Cummm for meeeee" I felt awful for cracking up, never did tell her
Sheepyhead
Well I bet it isn't nice to have the girl you're doing tell you your penis is insignificant next to the power of the Force
ErrantShepherd
Geez... hope she wasn't your Father
agentspinnaker
Eek. I went out with a guy a few times who did some sort of "baby talk" when getting hot and heavy. Uh no thanks.
QuasiIntellectualChimpanzee
MyEpicBeardMakesMeDoThings
Wife her. Seriously.
NairnyBear
Just don't have kids, or you'll never be able to be in the room when they watch Sesame Street
Alexylkoe
What if she gives Elmo lapdances to more than him?
ogotai
Lordvolt
This...this right here
StrayLilCat
Foreplay with laughter is the best foreplay.
dougsfriendskeeter
Maybe she wanted to meet Mr. Noodle?
Tornadotaco
GOD DAMNIT MR NOODLE
TarzanLickingJanesJungle
kaostheory21
So one of two things has happened: either you are turned off of lap dances OR you are now sexually aroused by Sesame Street. Game on.
roeliebobs
Once had a girlfriend send a nude while wearing clown make up. I had a fear of clowns but now they also arouse me.
ThrowAwayAcct0000
Everyone acts like this is a good thing, but every time I do something like this, I'm told to shut up or that I'm killing the mood.
WhenTheBufferDropsAcid
Probably because 5 year olds aren't interested in lap dances
Anonawesome
You're forgetting the most likely case, where this was made up for internet points.
WhenTheBufferDropsAcid
I would call this Ockham's pun: it's both believable and funny enough that I will suspend my disbelief and pretend it's real
IamMelonLordeYaYaYa
Red is rad and blue is bad...
PerseusArm
Draevan13
NoMoreWeiners
https://imgur.com/hiOkROC
johnnydarkside
Well, he already likes a hand up his ass, so that's a start.
TheGrinchStoleYourShit
Do you think gluttons get off on cookie monster?
rvcaptn
Id do a girl in a cookie monster onesie
SirDoober
A quick Google search says 'probably'
HaniiPuppy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_49VS4nuao
EBlade19889
In modern day psychology this kind of conditioning is called "Pavlov's Dong"
pinacolotta
mwppmarauders
I trained my bf to like a song he hates by blowing him when it came on. Benny and the Jets turns him on now XD
Anonawesome
Okay, that's actually pretty fucking hilarious.
LtKifKroker
I thought that originated from 2003 "Stuck on You" movie? I would love to see a source on the psychology conditioning term.
Darkspire
*Boiiiinnnng*