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Jun 4, 2015 7:03 PM

floppydonkeydank

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He's stealing his soul

South Canada

Rage inducing

Slip n slide into the afterlife

What's her number, I, uh...wanna ask her out

Creepy and impressive

Dude was the wendys in canada or south of canada?

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I am Deep South Canadian

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The fact that there are only 10 images in this gallery is bothering me more than what's healthy

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Butthole lady still doesn't look upset about the experience.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

'Authentic Lemonade Experience' My new band name! Called it!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fresh content, yay!

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

I ain't even make it to flip phones. I'm still at the old "bricks" before that. I work in finance, but you can't take the ghetto outta me.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's also fun to refer to Canada as "North Minnesota". Same results.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No call Canada, East Quebec. Even better results

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That's Wendy! Or weeping mertle. one of the two!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If i was a cop, id have an empty quota and a moist butthole

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wendy is begging you for help mang

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I laughed histerically at the "slip and die". I'm not sorry.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

re: South Canada, 90% of Canada's population lives within 100km of the US border

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#1 "Watch your back, baby. The iron throne shall be mine!"

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Not quite sure what a lemonade "experience" is, but I'm sure the authenticity is key.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wendy's just making sure you're ok in the loo. No need to be scared.

10 years ago | Likes 602 Dislikes 1

Scared? It scared the shit out of me!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oooooo I'm free, oh shit someone's coming, *guy comes in takes a massive shit. Damn, out of toilet paper, ghost of Wendy's "fucking no"

10 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

Found the brit!

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

What's a "loo"?

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Toilet

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

First look I thought it was Dora the explorer...like what the hell is she exploring?

10 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'm still scared. LOOK AT THE CLAWS

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Those are braids, sweetie. Take a deep breath

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I think that's suppose to be her pig tails

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I can't work out which is more disturbing, the loo-roll in the shape of the wendy's bitch or the brown toilet seat.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Gotta be the roll bitch.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ha yeah I agree

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh so the butt licking doesn't get you out of a ticket? That cop lied to me...

10 years ago | Likes 182 Dislikes 1

Boyfriend beater bungles bunghole bribe

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Tossing salad bars woman behind dirty behind offer

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*pats your back* He wasn't wearing a cop uniform was he.

10 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

It was a stripper cop uniform, does that count?

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Microwave interference caused me to recant my discovery of 7 galaxies last week alone.

10 years ago | Likes 332 Dislikes 2

Damn Jim, always having to warm up his coffee ruining scientific progress one sip at a time.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

/popcorn

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

+1 for Recant. Underused word.

10 years ago | Likes 65 Dislikes 1

35 years is a decent life-span for a microwave though.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I feel your pain. UC Berkeley grad students had a running pot for whoever could figure out what the hell was going on.

10 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

FYI The microwave thing was from an observatory in Australia where if you opened the door before it stopped it let out a strange signal 1/2

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Bonus: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peryton. See the science bit at the bottom.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

And this went on for 17 FUCKING YEARS TO THE POINT THAT THEY NAMED IT THE PERYTON COS THEY THOUGHT IT WAS FROM SPACE.

10 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

The article I read said they knew it was local interference that happened only during working hours, they couldn't pinpoint it is all

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

phyllis took a lemonade stand

10 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 1

The neighborhood children cry as once again Phyllis takes one of their lemonade stands. Phyllis you cold hearted bitch.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm from MN so I already feel like I live in South Canada.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

We even have a town named Little Canada, so pretty much.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

ND here close to the border. Weekends are a nightmare. Canadians as far as the eye can see.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Damn right Phyllis.

10 years ago | Likes 181 Dislikes 2

Then go buy a lemon tree and make lemonaids

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Phyllis takes a lemonade stand.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

'God damn it, Phyllis! My daughter is just trying to have some fun give her damn lemonade stand back!"

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I now want an authentic lemonade experience.

10 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Try lemonade boarding

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I bet Phyllis has some.

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Fun Game: Refer to Canada as North American, Watch them... wait no nvm

10 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

Refer to Canadian provinces and European countries as US States and some of them lose their fucking minds.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or call Canada East Quebec. Better results

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

... I use a flip phone :( Only ever use it maybe once or twice a year. I should really start selling some drugs, I guess.

10 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

I'll have a lb of your finest maria-wana my good man!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There are dozens of us. Dozens!

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

You already are

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

USA's hat is talking smack again

10 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

I wish I had a hat with more mass than me, it sound like a good way to be referred to as idiotic. Oh... It's all come full circle.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Touche, that is quite awesome.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do it with most nations and they'll flip a shit. France? more like West Switzerland. Poland? East Germany. Ireland? West England.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

The downvote only proves my point :)

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Actually, calling someone a "West Brit" is an insult in Ireland. (A very old-fashioned insult; still used occasionally.)

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"East Germany" Yeah, that actually is kind of a thing, or was anyway.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why does a flip phone = drug dealer?

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I'm guessing it implies a cheap prepaid phone paid for in cash that you don't mind dropping off a bridge if something feels off.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

aka burner phone

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

What defines an authentic lemonade experience?

10 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

1. Lemons, 2. A cup, 3. Two girls, 4. A circus clown, 5. Vol. I–III of the Encyclopedia Britannica, 6. A good throwing arm, 7. Faith in God.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Water, freshly squeezed lemon juice, and sugar. In a proportion to your liking.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

the delicious lemonade made at the handmade lemonade stands, right in front of you... mmm I have to go find one this weekend now

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

TIL my mom is a drug dealer.

10 years ago | Likes 72 Dislikes 1

Ask my granny

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Has she got that OG Kush?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I almost wish I had a flip phone sometimes and never got used to having a smart phone. I miss those days...

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

My friend who's a drug dealer just got a new phone and its his first touch screen and I had to help him send texts all day.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Shane/Silas Botwin?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I carry both a flip phone (for work) and a smart phone (personal). What does that make me?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A successful drug dealer with a social life?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A successful drug dealer with a social life?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

TIL I'M a drug dealer.

10 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

Me too.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah still rocking an alias 2 because I can't afford to buy a smartphone

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hey *sniffs* *creeps closer* do you have some of that Pepto-bismol?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I DIDN'T KNOW I WAS A DRUG DEALER!!

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Does this count those like todler flip phones because i'm prettys ure my neice is a drug dealer

10 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Wake up and smell the marijuana!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Only way to be sure is to buy some drugs off of her. If that works, she's a drug dealer.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

She offered me a stuffed teddy bear, I'm pretty sure it's stuff with cocaine.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

HOW FUCKING LONG DID SOMEONE SPEND IN THAT WENDY'S BATHROOM!!!!?

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Long enough to stain the toilet seat yellow

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Long enough to stain that seat

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe they made it at home and switched it out at the restaurant? Maybe?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's what I was thinking.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well, they were eating Wendy's. I saw a scale model of the El Castillo in a Taco Bell restroom once...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1 whole imgur

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Day 3: Somebody came into the restroom again. Wendy said if I made a sound she would cut my bitch ass.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

the appropriate time, after eating at a Wendy's

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, they did eat at Wendy's, so probably a substantial amount

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Too fucking long

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When you don't have a gameboy and your smartphone battery is dead, you find ways to amuse yourself while taking a poop.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Looks like hot drinks really do keep you going.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I bet it was either a talented kid or some very passive-aggressive customer or employee.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Siting on that orange toilet seat...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i mean, if they ate at Wendy's...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"BRING ME YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD"

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It was me and Artemis.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'd say... a buttload. (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■)

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It was an employee contemplating his arguement for a raise to 15 bucks an hour.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shorter than my brother

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They tried to summon Wendy.

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Someone must've thought they had a real problem in there.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just long enough

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Based on how terrifying the sculpture is, I think they're still there....

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Guys cmon, they made it THEN put it in the bathroom.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That is a work of art there.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Day 6, I still cannot get the latch to budge, I should not have forced it shut.

10 years ago | Likes 118 Dislikes 0

Happened to me. Lasted an hour before my need to get into work required me to lay flat and slide out. And I'm a germaphobe. Traumatized.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They probably made it at home then put it there

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I assume they forgot their phone.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A lot

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Long enough to stain the toilet seat.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

More likely Taco Bell bathroom

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Hahaha I just realized it's the Wendy's girl out of TP. I didn't put two and two together at first and thought it was just a creepy face.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

must've had the chili

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Have you ever eaten Wendy's? I know how it happened

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

that is a Japanese toilet which means a Japanese person did that. It most likely only took them a couple of minutes. Talented fucks.

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

2 days, 14 hours and 26 minutes.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Free wifi

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

a poopsworth

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although this is terrible, it is beautiful. +1

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

days

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7.

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Deconstruction of the monster: http://www.japanrealm.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/xlx2yp8hpgddgrozzvc7.jpg

10 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

I was going to say, that doesn't look like an American Wendy's/fast food bathroom.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

idk about monster its a work of art

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Japan. Its always fucking japan.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'm betting he or she ate the Wendy's chili

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Amazing thing about Wendy's chili... it's never thrown out. You just add more to the old stuff and stir. If it's heated proper, no prob...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

With like three packets of chili seasoning...mmmmmm

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

but then he or she would need that toilet paper

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I love Wendy's chili... my toilet does not.

10 years ago | Likes 89 Dislikes 0

What are you talking about? It is always welcoming your chili refuse. The same way you are welcoming Wendy's.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Wendy's chili is the shit!

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Literally!

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I worked at Wendys for a while nd I will nver eat their chilli They freeze the burgers that got to old and use them god knows how much later

10 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 1

Ive heard that alot but they sell the best tasting fast food chili. It legitly tastes almost like home made chili.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tastes great, but I'll never eat it again. In fact I haven't set foot in a wendy's since I quit.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So the burgers were... chilled

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Worked at Wendy's once. Can confirm.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Too old might be a little unfair, the one I worked at we used the burned ones that were on the grill to long.

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

We had chili Tuesday at mine, bogo large chili. On that day I would have to make a couple hundred burgers just for chili meat.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So what? Still edible. Waste not want not ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

The one I worked at was awful about them getting old, lying to corporate about how much we had, and than letting them get freezer burnt.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And the finger in it too?

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

@kilecorn pls

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Its was a hoax OKAY!?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

this is true - but the pictures were still gross!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Definitely not a hoax. Lol the woman was charged and that was definitely my favorite location.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

oh em gee you lived there too?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The new imgur doesn't show the gaps between the pictures

10 years ago | Likes 90 Dislikes 0

I want my search function back Wtf imgur

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yea, gets a bit tricky to make sense of some of the comments/posts.

10 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

I just downloaded the app for the first time. It always enlarges pictures when I'm just trying to scroll :(

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

The old version of the app does that too, for me at least

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes very confusing actually.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Oh, just figured it out. Just press the pic and then swipe and you'll get to the next picture in line.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Right. No more search. And it doesn't say how long the post is.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Really? The new android app?

10 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

I like it

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 5

And from 1 to 2. It's not that bad.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Don't update it, it looks fancy but sucks ass

10 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 1

I didn't update, big fan of the grid pattern

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought I'd try it, but not having the front page grid is a deal-breaker for me. Sticking to accessing through the web app.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I went to update, my internet cut out, not even mad now

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There are a lot of problems with it, but I, for pne, am glad there are no loops. Shit was fucking irritating.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I also thought this, as with everything that has ever been updated to be different than the original. However, I find it to be not so bad.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

The feedback button doesn't even work. I wanted to make gentle suggestions like bringing back the tiled gallery view, 1/2

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

and adding the ability to share one image from a set. See: I don't need to send my Dad the gif wars, just the puppy in the mailbox. (2/2)

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Welcome to the iOS app. We told you that you wouldn't like it.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's so much better! It never crashes or loops. I do not understand the hate it's getting.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

it never crashes? lol

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's already crashed twice for me. I ended up switching apps entirely.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So weird. It sounds like they haven't sorted out the nexus problem though so maybe it works better on different phones? Flawless on my note4

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Two words: vertical only.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you click the image you can go horizontal. Next

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0