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He's stealing his soul
South Canada
Rage inducing
Slip n slide into the afterlife
What's her number, I, uh...wanna ask her out
Creepy and impressive
danumber1mex
Dude was the wendys in canada or south of canada?
jjmarshmallow
I am Deep South Canadian
randomgibberish
The fact that there are only 10 images in this gallery is bothering me more than what's healthy
Macat
Butthole lady still doesn't look upset about the experience.
ImTheGoddamnBatwoman
'Authentic Lemonade Experience' My new band name! Called it!
lajade
Fresh content, yay!
ImAnFBIAgentBooBoop
I ain't even make it to flip phones. I'm still at the old "bricks" before that. I work in finance, but you can't take the ghetto outta me.
buchsen
It's also fun to refer to Canada as "North Minnesota". Same results.
baconsmellsreallygood
No call Canada, East Quebec. Even better results
jarvis90
That's Wendy! Or weeping mertle. one of the two!
TastyBaconStarship
If i was a cop, id have an empty quota and a moist butthole
16and0bears
Wendy is begging you for help mang
LlamaLlamaQuack
I laughed histerically at the "slip and die". I'm not sorry.
FrigginCornflakes
re: South Canada, 90% of Canada's population lives within 100km of the US border
ImmortalAzrael
#1 "Watch your back, baby. The iron throne shall be mine!"
MaliciousFishes
Not quite sure what a lemonade "experience" is, but I'm sure the authenticity is key.
TheCatMakesTheRules
Wendy's just making sure you're ok in the loo. No need to be scared.
GeorgeMotherfuckingWashington
Scared? It scared the shit out of me!
Cmydagger
Oooooo I'm free, oh shit someone's coming, *guy comes in takes a massive shit. Damn, out of toilet paper, ghost of Wendy's "fucking no"
hitagicrab27
Found the brit!
longoriaisaiah
What's a "loo"?
TheCatMakesTheRules
Toilet
floppydonkeydank
First look I thought it was Dora the explorer...like what the hell is she exploring?
imgurgud
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
rainbowunicornkitten
I'm still scared. LOOK AT THE CLAWS
builtfordtough
Those are braids, sweetie. Take a deep breath
apotatochip
I think that's suppose to be her pig tails
gr8b8m8ir88outof8
I can't work out which is more disturbing, the loo-roll in the shape of the wendy's bitch or the brown toilet seat.
backtobackpanicattack
Gotta be the roll bitch.
floppydonkeydank
Ha yeah I agree
GoldyBronzyIrony
Oh so the butt licking doesn't get you out of a ticket? That cop lied to me...
TURDSTOMPER
Boyfriend beater bungles bunghole bribe
TURDSTOMPER
Tossing salad bars woman behind dirty behind offer
HeyFreckleFace
*pats your back* He wasn't wearing a cop uniform was he.
Demauscian
It was a stripper cop uniform, does that count?
HeyFreckleFace
ThisIsNotHowItsDone
Microwave interference caused me to recant my discovery of 7 galaxies last week alone.
RiverBear
Damn Jim, always having to warm up his coffee ruining scientific progress one sip at a time.
AllTheGoodOnesWereGone
/popcorn
HighrockTendales
+1 for Recant. Underused word.
TheSlamDuck
35 years is a decent life-span for a microwave though.
Mg2Mg5Si8O22OH2
I feel your pain. UC Berkeley grad students had a running pot for whoever could figure out what the hell was going on.
JustForTheHellOfIt
FYI The microwave thing was from an observatory in Australia where if you opened the door before it stopped it let out a strange signal 1/2
JustForTheHellOfIt
Bonus: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peryton. See the science bit at the bottom.
JustForTheHellOfIt
And this went on for 17 FUCKING YEARS TO THE POINT THAT THEY NAMED IT THE PERYTON COS THEY THOUGHT IT WAS FROM SPACE.
ledenko
The article I read said they knew it was local interference that happened only during working hours, they couldn't pinpoint it is all
da1stjster
phyllis took a lemonade stand
ilovefacefuckingtacos
The neighborhood children cry as once again Phyllis takes one of their lemonade stands. Phyllis you cold hearted bitch.
SusanGoGetMyPants
I'm from MN so I already feel like I live in South Canada.
Katheebs
We even have a town named Little Canada, so pretty much.
thankyousirmayihaveanother
ND here close to the border. Weekends are a nightmare. Canadians as far as the eye can see.
NoiceSmart
Damn right Phyllis.
TheLordLucifersBannedAccount02
Then go buy a lemon tree and make lemonaids
vxjedi
Phyllis takes a lemonade stand.
ilovefacefuckingtacos
'God damn it, Phyllis! My daughter is just trying to have some fun give her damn lemonade stand back!"
natabee13
I now want an authentic lemonade experience.
Dictatorschmitty
Try lemonade boarding
ObviousCaptain
I bet Phyllis has some.
Silverdew
Fun Game: Refer to Canada as North American, Watch them... wait no nvm
plyinglemon
Refer to Canadian provinces and European countries as US States and some of them lose their fucking minds.
baconsmellsreallygood
Or call Canada East Quebec. Better results
Wylf
... I use a flip phone :( Only ever use it maybe once or twice a year. I should really start selling some drugs, I guess.
lostnortherner
I'll have a lb of your finest maria-wana my good man!
MoonPrismPower
There are dozens of us. Dozens!
DetectivePikachu2
You already are
bingbangboomhamburgertime
USA's hat is talking smack again
deadzoneternity
I wish I had a hat with more mass than me, it sound like a good way to be referred to as idiotic. Oh... It's all come full circle.
bingbangboomhamburgertime
or you'd look awesome http://www.dailydisposition.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/want-pharrells-hat.jpg
deadzoneternity
Touche, that is quite awesome.
whoah
Do it with most nations and they'll flip a shit. France? more like West Switzerland. Poland? East Germany. Ireland? West England.
whoah
The downvote only proves my point :)
TimothyTRiG
Actually, calling someone a "West Brit" is an insult in Ireland. (A very old-fashioned insult; still used occasionally.)
SodaRayne
"East Germany" Yeah, that actually is kind of a thing, or was anyway.
yesitscooliotime
Why does a flip phone = drug dealer?
DoingItWrongSince1980
I'm guessing it implies a cheap prepaid phone paid for in cash that you don't mind dropping off a bridge if something feels off.
miraquiTOMA
aka burner phone
Bryanalt77
What defines an authentic lemonade experience?
backtobackpanicattack
1. Lemons, 2. A cup, 3. Two girls, 4. A circus clown, 5. Vol. I–III of the Encyclopedia Britannica, 6. A good throwing arm, 7. Faith in God.
Millillion
Water, freshly squeezed lemon juice, and sugar. In a proportion to your liking.
travelinaddy
the delicious lemonade made at the handmade lemonade stands, right in front of you... mmm I have to go find one this weekend now
margaretolson
TIL my mom is a drug dealer.
DerKeksinator
Ask my granny
FXTPD
Has she got that OG Kush?
trustmeimalinguist
I almost wish I had a flip phone sometimes and never got used to having a smart phone. I miss those days...
purpledawnn
My friend who's a drug dealer just got a new phone and its his first touch screen and I had to help him send texts all day.
veronicamarsdestroyerofworlds
Shane/Silas Botwin?
monsieurpoopyhead
I carry both a flip phone (for work) and a smart phone (personal). What does that make me?
Mairoa
A successful drug dealer with a social life?
Mairoa
A successful drug dealer with a social life?
Henshaw
TIL I'M a drug dealer.
shakespeareanwheelies
Me too.
tom4dictator
Yeah still rocking an alias 2 because I can't afford to buy a smartphone
pedrobrv
Hey *sniffs* *creeps closer* do you have some of that Pepto-bismol?
ChuckNorrisAteMySock
I DIDN'T KNOW I WAS A DRUG DEALER!!
RhealityBytes
Does this count those like todler flip phones because i'm prettys ure my neice is a drug dealer
thiscannotpossiblygowrong
Wake up and smell the marijuana!
Henshaw
Only way to be sure is to buy some drugs off of her. If that works, she's a drug dealer.
RhealityBytes
She offered me a stuffed teddy bear, I'm pretty sure it's stuff with cocaine.
ILikePicturesCauseFunny
HOW FUCKING LONG DID SOMEONE SPEND IN THAT WENDY'S BATHROOM!!!!?
bingalingadingdong
Long enough to stain the toilet seat yellow
NeighborOfSparda
Long enough to stain that seat
LordSerapis
Maybe they made it at home and switched it out at the restaurant? Maybe?
Infinatus
That's what I was thinking.
CyberAkuma
Well, they were eating Wendy's. I saw a scale model of the El Castillo in a Taco Bell restroom once...
NationalistCanadianMooseWarrior
1 whole imgur
hamsto24
Day 3: Somebody came into the restroom again. Wendy said if I made a sound she would cut my bitch ass.
AwkwardSmiler
the appropriate time, after eating at a Wendy's
seanvt
Well, they did eat at Wendy's, so probably a substantial amount
surfvvax
Too fucking long
MrPredator
When you don't have a gameboy and your smartphone battery is dead, you find ways to amuse yourself while taking a poop.
Dunes8
Looks like hot drinks really do keep you going.
WillAlwaysUpvoteTAWOG
I bet it was either a talented kid or some very passive-aggressive customer or employee.
Gregoryzilla
Siting on that orange toilet seat...
zifnabthewizard
i mean, if they ate at Wendy's...
ArcherGifs
"BRING ME YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD"
DrTobogganMantisToboggan
It was me and Artemis.
Garbledinawastaken
I'd say... a buttload. (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■)
SithRuleOfTwo
It was an employee contemplating his arguement for a raise to 15 bucks an hour.
Rangval
Shorter than my brother
Sauroctonus
They tried to summon Wendy.
molestmymonkey
Someone must've thought they had a real problem in there.
LeftSharkBePraised
Just long enough
aneyeholeman
Based on how terrifying the sculpture is, I think they're still there....
Croso
Guys cmon, they made it THEN put it in the bathroom.
StrideWideMan
That is a work of art there.
Demauscian
Day 6, I still cannot get the latch to budge, I should not have forced it shut.
rontuskis
Happened to me. Lasted an hour before my need to get into work required me to lay flat and slide out. And I'm a germaphobe. Traumatized.
aristotle1993
They probably made it at home then put it there
ZombieHugsAreBestHugs
I assume they forgot their phone.
YouL0stTheGame
A lot
iampurplelungs
Long enough to stain the toilet seat.
Squatch9883
More likely Taco Bell bathroom
TheSadCafe
Hahaha I just realized it's the Wendy's girl out of TP. I didn't put two and two together at first and thought it was just a creepy face.
CatsPitBullsAndBooksOhMy
must've had the chili
Naberhawk
Have you ever eaten Wendy's? I know how it happened
01000100011011110110011101100101
that is a Japanese toilet which means a Japanese person did that. It most likely only took them a couple of minutes. Talented fucks.
cgn397
2 days, 14 hours and 26 minutes.
PeeterParker
Free wifi
Cassiraa
a poopsworth
J4Y1450
although this is terrible, it is beautiful. +1
weinermagoo
days
DinoKebab
7.
Kelsusaurus
Deconstruction of the monster: http://www.japanrealm.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/xlx2yp8hpgddgrozzvc7.jpg
Iamsonewatthis
I was going to say, that doesn't look like an American Wendy's/fast food bathroom.
TexanScrubLord
idk about monster its a work of art
updoot
Japan. Its always fucking japan.
margaretolson
I'm betting he or she ate the Wendy's chili
ArdentSlacker
Amazing thing about Wendy's chili... it's never thrown out. You just add more to the old stuff and stir. If it's heated proper, no prob...
DMGwhoyoutellin
With like three packets of chili seasoning...mmmmmm
ElectronMagnifier
but then he or she would need that toilet paper
FlyingDingleBerries
I love Wendy's chili... my toilet does not.
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
What are you talking about? It is always welcoming your chili refuse. The same way you are welcoming Wendy's.
mycommentsarentimportant
Wendy's chili is the shit!
BananasTheKing
Literally!
Imgoingtomakeareallylongnameonthissitebecauseeveryonedoesthat
I worked at Wendys for a while nd I will nver eat their chilli They freeze the burgers that got to old and use them god knows how much later
KungPowDicken
Ive heard that alot but they sell the best tasting fast food chili. It legitly tastes almost like home made chili.
Imgoingtomakeareallylongnameonthissitebecauseeveryonedoesthat
Tastes great, but I'll never eat it again. In fact I haven't set foot in a wendy's since I quit.
TheRicM
So the burgers were... chilled
koganinja
Worked at Wendy's once. Can confirm.
JasperSirGalahad
Too old might be a little unfair, the one I worked at we used the burned ones that were on the grill to long.
pieboy117
We had chili Tuesday at mine, bogo large chili. On that day I would have to make a couple hundred burgers just for chili meat.
KnucleheadFlow
So what? Still edible. Waste not want not ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Imgoingtomakeareallylongnameonthissitebecauseeveryonedoesthat
The one I worked at was awful about them getting old, lying to corporate about how much we had, and than letting them get freezer burnt.
lotsapfun
And the finger in it too?
YourWaifuIsTrash
@kilecorn pls
FlamingGranny
Its was a hoax OKAY!?
lotsapfun
this is true - but the pictures were still gross!
pacDiesel
Definitely not a hoax. Lol the woman was charged and that was definitely my favorite location.
FlamingGranny
oh em gee you lived there too?
swagmastayoloslaya
The new imgur doesn't show the gaps between the pictures
donut77
I want my search function back Wtf imgur
PiiCii
Yea, gets a bit tricky to make sense of some of the comments/posts.
Renarde
I just downloaded the app for the first time. It always enlarges pictures when I'm just trying to scroll :(
SomebodyStoleMyCarRadio
The old version of the app does that too, for me at least
driveslow
Yes very confusing actually.
PiiCii
Oh, just figured it out. Just press the pic and then swipe and you'll get to the next picture in line.
MidnightTacoTruck
Right. No more search. And it doesn't say how long the post is.
floppydonkeydank
Really? The new android app?
vanpam
I like it
spaghettifacebang
And from 1 to 2. It's not that bad.
TheUnforgiven1909
Don't update it, it looks fancy but sucks ass
floppydonkeydank
I didn't update, big fan of the grid pattern
Renarde
I thought I'd try it, but not having the front page grid is a deal-breaker for me. Sticking to accessing through the web app.
CalvinandHobbitses
I went to update, my internet cut out, not even mad now
loantiburon
There are a lot of problems with it, but I, for pne, am glad there are no loops. Shit was fucking irritating.
driveslow
I also thought this, as with everything that has ever been updated to be different than the original. However, I find it to be not so bad.
BifuriousPanda
The feedback button doesn't even work. I wanted to make gentle suggestions like bringing back the tiled gallery view, 1/2
BifuriousPanda
and adding the ability to share one image from a set. See: I don't need to send my Dad the gif wars, just the puppy in the mailbox. (2/2)
DiedAndHauntingImgur
Welcome to the iOS app. We told you that you wouldn't like it.
RatsbaneHastey
It's so much better! It never crashes or loops. I do not understand the hate it's getting.
Imghurrr
it never crashes? lol
somethingdark
It's already crashed twice for me. I ended up switching apps entirely.
RatsbaneHastey
So weird. It sounds like they haven't sorted out the nexus problem though so maybe it works better on different phones? Flawless on my note4
bentwrenches
Two words: vertical only.
RatsbaneHastey
If you click the image you can go horizontal. Next