LilAssKicker74
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Mar 24, 2020 3:17 AM
LilAssKicker74
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ratcamper
And then I do every day anyway because there are strict limits on the groceries I need for my family.
parrotPositivityDog
I don’t think Trump or Americans care.
Bond8789
If this were an advert on tv, and he were still alive, this would be spoken by Sir John Hurt.
TooOldToBeRealLife
I didn’t need to sleep tonight or ever again. Thanks! But people do need to hear this, +1
StrangePaegan
Fuck. Distant relative was one of Oregon’s deaths last week. I was ok until this.
alfmeister6227
It is indeed true. Problem is in convincing certain people of that.
lildude52ca
honestly i think the last person ( people ) i would want to die next to would be a fucking family member
Cheesecakecrush
Not all of them.
Enkeria
I think, you die alone no matter how you spin it, actually. What you do now, is what counts. Before its too late.
Pixel8yt
I do IT for a hospital stop with every other post being a guilt trip
olds97lss
Finally, some peace and quiet from my family.
MarlenaWatches
FlippingWhat
Brutal. But true. Stay home. Stay alive.
chalkydude
As a renowned Pokemon trainer, I will always have my army of pocket monsters there to comfort me.
SushiJaguar
Ironically, this gif is from right before he dies.
chalkydude
"Ironically"...
Vockstar
And cannot hold a proper funeral right now either
metroid2
Better cue up Sarah McLachlan
LyricalRae
Iwilltrytobenicer3
I almost died. Realized that no one can help you. That's it. Pain. Let me die pain.
noReallyIamPrincessBob
Not just corona virus patients. Our hospitals are locked down for almost everyone. I haven’t been able to visit my mother for two weeks now.
georgeforsythe6911
We could be that family member if we could go out.
treeslice
Where I'm currently working we allow 1 family member for withdraw of care or very critical.
drGrafenberg
GF:s work is now sending staff all over the country to cover for colleagues who are on sick leave...
ibrakeforseaurchins
I mean everyone dies alone. You do t take people with you. Unless you're very committed
titanshadow
I would risk it to comfort one of the few people I consider family of it was at all within my power. :(
Mizopoad
Not up to you. You won't be allowed in the hospital. All hospitals around here have cancelled visiting
grngr
da1stjster
Tell a certain someone who is itching to restart everything already
freckledkink
Tell him he'll die without his money and maybe he'll listen
mirrelle
I hope their is an exception for children because i would rather sleep on the floor in quarantine than let that happen to them.
mirrelle
And i know kids are low risk but one of my boys has kidney issues.
buffyannesummers29
Ditto
TerraKnight
While I get that asking people to care is one thing, the young cunts don't give a shit cause they either don't respect or care for the elder
justaresearcher
ime it's the olds not respecting social distancing so pipe down yo
heythatsmymiata
It's mostly upper middle aged men I see throwing fits and refusing to stay isolated.
jbilly90
Old ppl are dicks too btw. Not all the younger people are going out
Snotty128
My Dads very sick with cancer, lives in spain, and I’m in self isolation on the other side of the world. I think about this every day
serepta
I’m so sorry!
HaplotypeX
But he might resist this crap if he stays inside until July
HaplotypeX
Tell him to not share bedrooms with anyone :(
mentalfatigue
Sorry dude. Worse situation ever. X
Camali45
Share your fear with the hospital staff. Ask to talk to the social worker or the floor RN.
wababooba
And they mostly suffocate
AManisNotACamel
I’d like to think Drs are providing supra-therapeutic doses of opiates to provide humane palliative care before ppl suffocate.
TheDrunkenWrench
The system is collapsing under the number of patients and you think they have spare opiates going around?
cre8majic
but your brain shuts down as oxygen to it is lessened, you get sleepy
AManisNotACamel
Yep. Opiates aren’t a frontline treatment for acute respiratory illnesses so supplies are unlikely to be severely compromised.
TheDrunkenWrench
When you're having 800 people a day dying suddenly, there's not enough opiates to snow them all.
Wuz314159
I've always known I'm going to die alone. The only question is how many months until someone finds my body?
khora
Make it a challenge.
RoodKontjeAapje
For me it's easy, the neighbors will just have my appartment checked out when my rotting corpse makes the stench 10% worse than usual.
resettedto0chick
We laugh at this but it’s a reality and fear of many ppl
Tak231
Ive had that thought so many times... I've figured itd be about a week or 2 before either work or my best friend wondered where i was
Wuz314159
My work has been cancelled to September at the earliest.
PaulNewmansGhost
How bad are ypu at reading a map?!?!!
TemetNosce000
Shit this got weird
HerUsernameWasLola
I wonder that a lot. Mortgage and most bills on auto-pay. I’m the first to reach out to people. How long before someone would notice?
jupitermonkey
that is sad. you don't even have someone to delete your browser history?
Megaspoon
He has a wireless heart rate monitor linked to a program on his computer that deletes everything if it stops beating.
bluesun68
I'm aiming for decades
Gameordie
Hello darkness, my old friend
fastjeff
Would it be disrespectful if we... well.. waged on it?
Wuz314159
Do I get a cut?
hamper10
if renting i go knocking if rent is late by 2 weeks
rltoms949
Which is thoroughly illegal
HerUsernameWasLola
It may be for this exact reason. Out of concern. There are good landlords who do care for tenants.
SgtPotshot
I have auto rent payments, so it might be a while for me
metroid2
The stink will get to them. But probably a good week's worth so it's like the ultimate troll of the neighbors.
AFistfulOfDollHairs
If you get a daily pizza subscription then you won’t have to wait long.
JonSAlberta
To die and to be found. Win Win
AFistfulOfDollHairs
AND pizza, so win win win.
thatsmyfetish69
Dark as hell. You are not okay. Reach out, please
MesserAuditore
Lmao, what a saint. I'm sure you've saved so many lives by bluntly telling people they have issues. Great work chief.
greyrey
Lmao, what a saint. I'm sure you've saved so many lives by being sarcastic. Great work chief.
MesserAuditore
And what exactly are you accomplishing by resorting to preschool-level mimicry?
greyrey
The same thing you did with that comment.
Wuz314159
That's not dark, that's pragmatic. It's a statement of fact.
BardieWell
But months, not days or even weeks? That is really sad. You should reach out if you can...that shouldn't be a realistic outlook for anyone
BardieWell
Whomp whomp, you were probably joking or exaggerating? It's hard to tell so I try to read bw lines bc I often let things slip & play it off
BardieWell
I also feel really dumb and overthink the things I say to strangers so imma stop here...i hope you don't die and then rot alone for months