5 Salads with More Calories Than a Big Mac

Nov 3, 2015 4:36 PM

Housemaster

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Eating healthy can be difficult, especially when foods that you may think are low in calories are actually full of them! Here are five “healthy” salads that surprisingly contain more calories than a McDonald’s Big Mac.

1. Chicken Caesar Big Mac Salad

While grilled chicken is an excellent protein for healthy eaters, the other elements of this salad are just plain bad for you. Add up the croutons, the creamy dressing, the two all-beef patties, and everything else, and you’re actually looking at over double the amount of calories of a Big Mac.

2. Tuna Big Mac Salad

Tuna may be rich in essential fats, but there’s absolutely nothing essential about mixing in all that mayo and special sauce. Plus, that extra slice of white toast adds just way too many carbs.

3. Kale And Quinoa And Crushed Big Mac Salad

This salad is technically the healthiest one on this list, but once you realize just how many calories you’re getting from the beef, the bun, and the quinoa, you’re looking at enough to add a few inches to your waistline.

4. Tropical Big Mac Fruit Salad

While most fruits are low in calories, bananas and mangos contain a surprisingly high amount. Factor in the natural sugars, as well as over three ounces of red meat, and you’d be shocked to learn how unhealthy this salad really is.

5. Six Big Macs With A Lettuce Leaf Salad

Believe it or not, this classic American salad is worse for you than just about anything you can pick up at McDonald’s. No wonder our obesity rates are at an all-time high.

Source: http://www.clickhole.com/article/5-salads-more-calories-big-mac-3357

I'll have a number 5, please.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

"What do you mean ew" "I DONT LIKE SPAM!"

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

You made me laugh

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So we can just directly copy a Clickhole article and get points now?

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

The best salads are the salads with just a little lettuce and a bowl of bacon. Low in carbs, high in protein.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Well of course they re more unhealthy when - Ooooohhhhhhhh. I see what you did there.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Eww...Remove the bun, the patty, and the condiments. -Pearl

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh my god get out of here but first you get an upvote damn you +1

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Some day this will be featured on CNN to indicate McD isn't all that bad

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is brilliant!! I laughed!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Omg. You got me with the first one I was like "When did they start selling THAT?" but I totally bought it. Well played sir. Take your upvote

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

But what if you left away the dressing?

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I upvoted you, but I feel like I should acknowledge in writing how hilarious this is.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Confirmed. Burgers are healthier than salads

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

WTF of course a "salad" with a burger in it...wait, that's the joke. I guess I'm the idiot.

10 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 6

I was seriously annoyed with the first one until I kept scrolling and realized that was the joke :-/

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

This is every health article out there. Well played, well played.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

This one got me, I laughed audibly... In a silent room.

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 3

Damn it, now I'm hungry for a big mac.

10 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 4

Me too! Yum, I think I'll grab one tomorrow when I'm in town.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

for the first two images I was like "well you can't call it a salad if it's made of burgers numb nuts" but then I stopped being a cripple.

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

The first one does say "over double the amount of calories", so if you take away the big mac, it still has more calories than a big mac.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

and it's true! have you read the nutrition data for those things?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I feel like this is a lot less funny than I think it is.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yes. The beauty is in its simplicity. And creativity; we can't forget that.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

i figured the joke only after the six big macs. am i retarded?

10 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 6

I'm pretty much in the same boat.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm afraid so, my friend. Your helmet is in the mail.

10 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

Yes. A double-blind study done by UC Berkely in 2012 undeniably proved that it happens frequently to people who don't eat enough salads.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

No, no, no, no, no, no.... Well, yes.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

he he +1

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Sweet baby Jesus

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

10 years ago | Likes 668 Dislikes 4

Lennon stop posting this on every post you see.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

this is gold.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is that all you got? Only bigmacs..

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

and Frys... get it? It's Fry from Futu... just forget it.

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

It's always those calories from the dressing that gets ya.

10 years ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 2

That's why I ask for my Big Mac salad with a SIDE of ranch, and dip each bite individually.

10 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

But.. I put ranch on my burgers..

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Those Big Macs look huge. Are they bigger in America? In the UK they're like half the size.

10 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 6

they are actually quite bigger

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I was just thinkin the same thing.. they're like burgers for ants.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

i got a big mac once.. it was too small

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

no big macs are tiny. Look at the one with the piece of bread.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I had a sharp pain in my chest looking at that.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Everything is bigger in America.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

everything is bigger in America...

10 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

When I go to Canada and order a medium drink and it's our small.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Borderlines, state lines, faultlines, coastlines, food and drink and also waistlines.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Except dicks :D homo yankees :D

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 17

yah ikr:DD totally all new yurk ppl r gay xdd im so funny xd :DD

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is ur butt hurt :D maybe go find some fireburn lotion for ur SORE RECTUM :D yankee ass rekd as FUARK :D

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I honestly hope you are just trolling.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yep, hence bigger Americans.

10 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 4

Yeah, we have some pigs but at least our skinny girls don't also look like pigs.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

Ouch.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Visit the people zoo of Walmart and get a proper Big Mac. Checklist ever growing for when I eventually visit the U.S.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 4

If you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back at you, BigFatSlut.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

If you value your personal safety, don't go to Wal-Mart after 9. Or do. I'm not your mom.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

There's tour guides there though, right?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

If you count the elderly in vests with smiley face stickers, then yes.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Just avoid eye contact

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I posted this 3 minutes before you but my shitty 3G fucked it up. I hope you make the front page, that I may live vicariously through you.

10 years ago | Likes 435 Dislikes 32

Yep

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Let the 3G flow through you

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Its a race to see who can rip off someone else's creativity the fastest. gg scum!

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Saw this yesterday I think and it was going negative. I thought it was great.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are you complaining because someone ripped off this article before you could?

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Checked your posts and guess what it's the internet so of course you lied...

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I removed it cause only the first two pictures uploaded.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How's it feeel

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

Guess what, someone even posted it before you - the original author!

10 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 2

Let's be grateful to those brave souls who wander through the site-which-must-not-be-named to dig out the rare entertaining OC.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

No, lets not. This content is from Clickhole which is actually hilarious, written by funny people, and is a parody of Buzzfeed.

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Oh the new original site.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not trying to be a dick.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

this is stupid but I enjoyed it so +1

10 years ago | Likes 4041 Dislikes 23

... said everyone who read this.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I was on the third one before I realised what was going on.

10 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

Clickhole.com has all of your needs.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Dat special sauce

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's what SHE said.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's amazing how often stupidity and enjoyment intersect...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

where can i get the caesar mac salad?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Upvoted to 666

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shift emphasis from "en-JOYED" to "EN-joyed." Now sing this to the tune of "Put that thing back where it came from or so help me."

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

... said everyone who read this.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

"This is stupid but I enjoyed it" is pretty much Imgur's unofficial slogan.

10 years ago | Likes 1105 Dislikes 5

What about "give me points for someone else's stuff"

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

That's my own unofficial slogan :)

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Quality shitposting.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

You're keeping the fires in the hearth lit, so that we may find the way home.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

red them all. good guy @op

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

@Housemaster - You are not wrong!!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I don't know why I'm upvoting something so stupid but I am. And chuckling like a schoolgirl. (kinda creepy since I'm a 49 yo white man)

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I feel like you're one of those people who likes tables.

10 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

lol

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

As soon as i read the first salad i knew this post was destined for greatness.

10 years ago | Likes 155 Dislikes 2

See the first two images... scroll down to upvote and then continue...

10 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Who funded this study?? No way a six bigmac leaf salad has more calories than a bigmac! I smell conspiracy...

10 years ago | Likes 1589 Dislikes 8

Yeah. I'm not stupid. A salad has to be healthier than a big mac

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

no, thats lard you are smelling

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But if you had a Celery Big Mac salad, would that be less than a Big Mac cause it takes calories to eat celery?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The Institute for Studies

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's a conspiracy funded by Big "mac".

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I smell pre-vomit from all the special sauce

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That's why you get the dressing on the side.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I smell confederacy...

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

fucking lettuce leafs. pttth

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

WAKE UP, SHEEPLE

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Clickhole, I believe.

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

It's the liberal media.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Aliens! They don't like 'em bigmacs!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You smell big macs.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Big Macs can't melt yellow arches.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well I smell a big Mac

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

McLuminati confirmed

10 years ago | Likes 377 Dislikes 1

Holy shit.... I dare say your finely crafted comment is the stuff of legend. That was amazing.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Stealing this

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

yeah I noticed that too, that just does not add up right

10 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

Just "everything is unhealthy" click bait.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Ikr? Turns out it has over SIX times as many calories as a bigmac does. I'm shocked and appalled.

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

And I'm offended.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hey, six times, *plus* the calories of a lettuce leaf.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

He did say over

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Lettuce can't melt steel beams!

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

What if you used several tons of jet fuel with it?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Still couldn't. Because the melting point for steel is much higher (by about 1k) than burning temp for jet fuel under ideal conditions.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What about the yield temperature of steel?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes, I'm familiar with this point. It's under ideal conditions. The conditions weren't exactly oxygen rich. 1/2

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What of the molten metal at the core of the rubble in ground zero? Had strikingly similar compounds/mixtures of thermite.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0