Jun 16, 2022 1:30 PM
Rubikx107
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Sheldonian
Oh USA, ne...change, change a lot, not this part tho
Exdeath5000
Death83
I'm fucking crying..
spitslap
Old guy goes in for the kill
Faaaaantastic
I watched it first, then unmuted it and it sounded exactly how I thought it would
twodamngoon
Seems like a fun bunch.
carnsolus
a game where they try not to laugh, but the twist is they all hold water in their mouth
nachosyndicate
ok that was amazing. You can tell they are all friends.
FlyingTigerRose
TORTILLA FIGHT!!!
TheSpaceCroissant
I didn't get any of that but I want in.
LooseMooseNoose
TooRexyForMyShirt
BoxOfHellos
ILikeBlondDudesAndICanNotLieButGingersWillDoJustFine
this is the perfect comment!!!
chickensareawesome
(to comment a picture/gif)
CarpoolTunnelSyndrome
These social distancing videos are getting ridiculous.
TheUXicorn
:: COVID-19 HAS ENTERED THE CHAT ::
imaginaryspaceapes
Ahha yeah no one remembers covid anymore. We learnt nothing
Yakeshinu
borghnaz
Crouching Redneck, Hidden Tortilla.
DudeThatsRacist
Ah, I've seen you've played torty-slap-slap before.
AnnieGitchYerGun
I'm fucking dying.
CatchySensibleName
I've already caught COVID 3 times. That's enough for me, thanks.
Nix52
Looks like this thread has a fair number of COVID deniers. My husband has been hospitalized twice from it. Thank goodness we're vaccinated.
Shadowborne
This seems like a real Naan-violent way to solve disputes.
svga
oh ho hooooooo wow I hope this get's some updoots
iamrandomstranger
YourIceCreamMan
Sound ON ?:
jet100a
What is happening? Did trying to chug that make his stomach hurt?
Correct. The rapid ingestion of so much gas produced so much abdominal pain that he had a 'crisis'.
bagoffishstix
OCTAVlAN
Best blow ever in the 80s.
PalaverQuader
but.. what about the cream?
i am also very happy that he wears a yellow bow tie with black polka dots.
RabidDingo
I have not laughed this hard in a while. Thanks.
MyLastNameIsNotSure
v
Deathpharao
Watched it multiple times and I still have to laugh!
3rdoption
The sport of kings.
Rauca
Kings of the Hill.
jakefromstatefarmmmmmm
The sweet science
oldmuck
Better than diamond rings.
kingkongkeom
I thought that's the sport of kings...
whitewater0034
I always watch this 5 or 6 times whenever its on. So funny.
Then enjoy the full 8 minutes video https://youtu.be/UPLZXeAXiUw happy watching :)
I will do, thank you1
Velhalv
Oh man thanks
LaffertyDanie1
What the Florida is going on here?
theytookthemall
Y'all know COVID and every other disease is still out there, right?
Fighting off my third infection right now. Kicks my ass every time. Then there are these wannabe super-spreaders.
Get well soon! I'm going to cause drama this weekend wearing a mask at a family gathering... But I haven't gotten it yet!
Carnelianchick
How do you know it’s not a 3 year old video?
frischcode
Bad parenting. You use la chancla. Not tortilla.
Wikipedo
I thought you take it off the opposite foot (from left foot with right hand) to get that knee bend
N0tDave
Giving me ptsd over an exs mom. She could peg you at 100 feet with hers.
fartymarty42
That’s some precision
lucasmacdonald81101
Pegging a guy 100 feet away, can't tell if that's scary or arousing...
CanadianEngineer
She could… what? Did you break up bc you were getting pegged by the mom? You can be honest, safe space.
Doismellbacon
LOL I thought Peg was an interesting word choice as well
I could have used a better choice of words, but come now. We don't kink shame here.
For the record, I said interesting
Regeny
What are they doing? What do they slap each other with?
Shewy92
How can she slap?!
seriously9
What no flip flops in this trailer park?? Well guess we gotsta improvise
ASongOfPissAndFarts
tiktok trend
Iamnotacreativeman
Looks like tortilla?
JBRINXSY
They are obviously tok-tiking
reddrunn
It's called having fun
clamdriver
Some kind of therapy session?
IGotLordVoldemortsNose
Is this what they call a tequila slammer? Maybe a tequila tortilla slammer?
StarryNightsInCanada
Heard about this on radio. New viral “trend” (??) Mouth full of water and slap someone with a tortilla. Can’t laugh
isthisusernamealreadychosen
Water? Either they have mouths full of soda or... skoal
craque
covid
sadurdaynight
faking hilarity for internet fame and money
WeAreNotSmilesTImes
Username checks out.
jackwagon311
Who hurt you?
Tortilla
cepacolusmaximus
Super Spreader! Fun for the whole family
RunningInSpaces
I'll bet you're fun at parties
Parties where people aren't intentionally exposing one another to lethal pathogens, sure.
simplynottrying
I’ve been hearing it called the tortilla challenge- first one to laugh loses
papacharliemike
Tortillas - look like wheat flour ones not the corn four ones.
ArchMagos
That's because you don't waste the good ones on shenanigans.
zqwzzle
It’s a wrap battle
ArchAngelMorX
Eyoooo!
corpofilth
Foreskins
DaveSamsonite
Big ‘uns, stretched out bit-by-bit on increasingly larger embroidery hoops. Artisanal masterpieces, handed down from father to son.
UncleGumbald
Libs today want to stop fathers and sons to stop handling each others’ flappy foreskins. My body my choice!!! (This is a joke)
apps980
Damn, Cassidy really suffered for those foreskins
TaintToucher
Tortilla squirt, the game of nobles
gobnaitOLunacy
I have seen some research videos of this.
Invented by the Mayans, perpetuated by the Mullet people of Mobile Alabama.
ComehereAreyouticklish
You win
jazzhandpanda
A minute to learn and a lifetime to master.
Chiyodin
XD lmfao! Omg I literally am crying. I found this comment funnier then the actual video. Thank you so much for this
dickable
The sport of emperors and bandits alike.
wilagames
The Dune prequels by Brian Herbert got so weird.
Everyone remembers the Tortillan Jihad.
stinkonamonkey
Do they still pray to Manion before attacking?
laxyone
https://www.reddit.com/r/ContagiousLaughter/comments/uu60gl/hurricane_tortilla/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
EchoWhiskyBravo
I couldn’t stop laughing. This is the capstone of humanity.
Futrel
Holy crap I could watch that all day
WhichIsIt
Well maybe a couple minutes
alwaysthecheesegrater
They'll spit in each other's faces but won't put their mouth on the same bottle. Lmao
Primary1
As rhe comment says, "its not about germs its about not being gay" lol
Just say "no homo"?
FTUG
The have a some drink in their mouth and slap each other with Burrito shells, first one to spit it out loses
PariahCarey
Burrito shells?! Haha tell me you're white without telling me you're white
n0n53n53
burrito shells
ThisIsMyDogLily
Tortillas. Not burrito shells
Totallyscrewedinaustin
Old dude wins, then
Specializedchuck
Does that mean they are all losers?
Howdidjadewdat
phrost
"Burrito shell".
dumberthanyouraveragebear
That’s vomit
moofv2
No
That’s (not) vomit
ChaosResolution
Yes
temposaur
Are there any winners?
eastend666
The liquor companies.
DisneyCountdowns
Yes, us.
FukTedCruz
Burrito blanket*
RustBeard16
I bought my wife a burrito blanket last year for Christmas
hannahbutnotreally
I have a technique where I wrap a paper towel around my son's burrito to help him keep them together. He calls it his burrito's diaper.
BigDaddysMeatWagon
I'm no Mexican food scientist, but I think they are called tortillas lol
playingdead2022
Wtf Mexican gotta do with it
I'm Mexican but not a food scientist and I can confirm that's a tortilla, and "burrito shell" was painful to read
FetaForMoses
Never heard them being called burrito shells.
XplodingUnicornGlitter
“Burrito shells” is the first time I’ve laughed that hard on this app in a while
dwideshruud
Also acceptable is Burrito Skin.
Intr0naut
Burrito peel
Goryofa
"Acceptable" is a strong word.
hardytardigrade
No, none of this is acceptable, what is going on
clevermotherfucker
After cooked are they burrito leather?
jurrdOpPilot
The tortilla is the largest organ on a burrito
SlightlyDodgy
Burrito Leaf
WTexasStoner
Burrito exoskeleton...
SleeperXib
Carapace
LeeCarvallo
Burrito coverings
donthaveonebrojustlurk
freewaydog
I was looking for this comment Mr President.
AbeFromanSausageKingOfChicago
Burridermis
HasteTheFool
Equisasinodermis
Idontdodishesorwindows9000
As someone with dermatitis, I laughed so hard, I blew out my morning coffee
AboutasSnappyasaZipper
As a Minnesotan who gets cold easily, this term also applies to me
bardman135
wrong pancakes
Steveysaidthis
or meat time capsule
ImplodingPumpkin
I prefer edible stuffed condom.
CptRobotNinja
None of these are acceptable. I'm writing you all up
Sheldonian
Oh USA, ne...change, change a lot, not this part tho
Exdeath5000
Death83
I'm fucking crying..
spitslap
Old guy goes in for the kill
Faaaaantastic
I watched it first, then unmuted it and it sounded exactly how I thought it would
twodamngoon
Seems like a fun bunch.
carnsolus
a game where they try not to laugh, but the twist is they all hold water in their mouth
nachosyndicate
ok that was amazing. You can tell they are all friends.
FlyingTigerRose
TORTILLA FIGHT!!!
TheSpaceCroissant
I didn't get any of that but I want in.
LooseMooseNoose
TooRexyForMyShirt
BoxOfHellos
ILikeBlondDudesAndICanNotLieButGingersWillDoJustFine
this is the perfect comment!!!
chickensareawesome
CarpoolTunnelSyndrome
These social distancing videos are getting ridiculous.
TheUXicorn
:: COVID-19 HAS ENTERED THE CHAT ::
imaginaryspaceapes
Ahha yeah no one remembers covid anymore. We learnt nothing
Yakeshinu
borghnaz
Crouching Redneck, Hidden Tortilla.
DudeThatsRacist
Ah, I've seen you've played torty-slap-slap before.
AnnieGitchYerGun
I'm fucking dying.
CatchySensibleName
I've already caught COVID 3 times. That's enough for me, thanks.
Nix52
Looks like this thread has a fair number of COVID deniers. My husband has been hospitalized twice from it. Thank goodness we're vaccinated.
Shadowborne
This seems like a real Naan-violent way to solve disputes.
svga
oh ho hooooooo wow I hope this get's some updoots
iamrandomstranger
YourIceCreamMan
Sound ON ?:
jet100a
What is happening? Did trying to chug that make his stomach hurt?
YourIceCreamMan
Correct. The rapid ingestion of so much gas produced so much abdominal pain that he had a 'crisis'.
bagoffishstix
OCTAVlAN
Best blow ever in the 80s.
PalaverQuader
but.. what about the cream?
bagoffishstix
PalaverQuader
i am also very happy that he wears a yellow bow tie with black polka dots.
RabidDingo
I have not laughed this hard in a while. Thanks.
MyLastNameIsNotSure
Deathpharao
Watched it multiple times and I still have to laugh!
3rdoption
The sport of kings.
Rauca
Kings of the Hill.
jakefromstatefarmmmmmm
The sweet science
oldmuck
Better than diamond rings.
kingkongkeom
I thought that's the sport of kings...
whitewater0034
I always watch this 5 or 6 times whenever its on. So funny.
kingkongkeom
Then enjoy the full 8 minutes video https://youtu.be/UPLZXeAXiUw happy watching :)
whitewater0034
I will do, thank you1
Velhalv
Oh man thanks
LaffertyDanie1
What the Florida is going on here?
theytookthemall
Y'all know COVID and every other disease is still out there, right?
CatchySensibleName
Fighting off my third infection right now. Kicks my ass every time. Then there are these wannabe super-spreaders.
theytookthemall
Get well soon! I'm going to cause drama this weekend wearing a mask at a family gathering... But I haven't gotten it yet!
Carnelianchick
How do you know it’s not a 3 year old video?
frischcode
Bad parenting. You use la chancla. Not tortilla.
Wikipedo
I thought you take it off the opposite foot (from left foot with right hand) to get that knee bend
N0tDave
Giving me ptsd over an exs mom. She could peg you at 100 feet with hers.
fartymarty42
That’s some precision
lucasmacdonald81101
Pegging a guy 100 feet away, can't tell if that's scary or arousing...
CanadianEngineer
She could… what? Did you break up bc you were getting pegged by the mom? You can be honest, safe space.
Doismellbacon
LOL I thought Peg was an interesting word choice as well
N0tDave
I could have used a better choice of words, but come now. We don't kink shame here.
Doismellbacon
For the record, I said interesting
Regeny
What are they doing? What do they slap each other with?
Shewy92
How can she slap?!
seriously9
What no flip flops in this trailer park?? Well guess we gotsta improvise
ASongOfPissAndFarts
tiktok trend
Iamnotacreativeman
Looks like tortilla?
JBRINXSY
They are obviously tok-tiking
reddrunn
It's called having fun
clamdriver
Some kind of therapy session?
IGotLordVoldemortsNose
Is this what they call a tequila slammer? Maybe a tequila tortilla slammer?
StarryNightsInCanada
Heard about this on radio. New viral “trend” (??) Mouth full of water and slap someone with a tortilla. Can’t laugh
isthisusernamealreadychosen
Water? Either they have mouths full of soda or... skoal
craque
covid
sadurdaynight
faking hilarity for internet fame and money
WeAreNotSmilesTImes
Username checks out.
jackwagon311
Who hurt you?
CarpoolTunnelSyndrome
Tortilla
cepacolusmaximus
Super Spreader! Fun for the whole family
RunningInSpaces
I'll bet you're fun at parties
cepacolusmaximus
Parties where people aren't intentionally exposing one another to lethal pathogens, sure.
simplynottrying
I’ve been hearing it called the tortilla challenge- first one to laugh loses
papacharliemike
Tortillas - look like wheat flour ones not the corn four ones.
ArchMagos
That's because you don't waste the good ones on shenanigans.
zqwzzle
It’s a wrap battle
ArchAngelMorX
Eyoooo!
corpofilth
Foreskins
DaveSamsonite
Big ‘uns, stretched out bit-by-bit on increasingly larger embroidery hoops. Artisanal masterpieces, handed down from father to son.
UncleGumbald
Libs today want to stop fathers and sons to stop handling each others’ flappy foreskins. My body my choice!!! (This is a joke)
apps980
Damn, Cassidy really suffered for those foreskins
TaintToucher
Tortilla squirt, the game of nobles
gobnaitOLunacy
I have seen some research videos of this.
DaveSamsonite
Invented by the Mayans, perpetuated by the Mullet people of Mobile Alabama.
ComehereAreyouticklish
You win
jazzhandpanda
A minute to learn and a lifetime to master.
Chiyodin
XD lmfao! Omg I literally am crying. I found this comment funnier then the actual video. Thank you so much for this
dickable
The sport of emperors and bandits alike.
wilagames
The Dune prequels by Brian Herbert got so weird.
dickable
Everyone remembers the Tortillan Jihad.
stinkonamonkey
Do they still pray to Manion before attacking?
laxyone
https://www.reddit.com/r/ContagiousLaughter/comments/uu60gl/hurricane_tortilla/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
EchoWhiskyBravo
I couldn’t stop laughing. This is the capstone of humanity.
Futrel
Holy crap I could watch that all day
WhichIsIt
Well maybe a couple minutes
alwaysthecheesegrater
They'll spit in each other's faces but won't put their mouth on the same bottle. Lmao
Primary1
As rhe comment says, "its not about germs its about not being gay" lol
alwaysthecheesegrater
Just say "no homo"?
FTUG
The have a some drink in their mouth and slap each other with Burrito shells, first one to spit it out loses
PariahCarey
Burrito shells?! Haha tell me you're white without telling me you're white
n0n53n53
burrito shells
ThisIsMyDogLily
Tortillas. Not burrito shells
Totallyscrewedinaustin
Old dude wins, then
Specializedchuck
Does that mean they are all losers?
Howdidjadewdat
phrost
"Burrito shell".
dumberthanyouraveragebear
That’s vomit
moofv2
No
dumberthanyouraveragebear
That’s (not) vomit
ChaosResolution
Yes
temposaur
Are there any winners?
eastend666
The liquor companies.
DisneyCountdowns
Yes, us.
FukTedCruz
Burrito blanket*
RustBeard16
I bought my wife a burrito blanket last year for Christmas
hannahbutnotreally
I have a technique where I wrap a paper towel around my son's burrito to help him keep them together. He calls it his burrito's diaper.
BigDaddysMeatWagon
I'm no Mexican food scientist, but I think they are called tortillas lol
playingdead2022
Wtf Mexican gotta do with it
Sheldonian
I'm Mexican but not a food scientist and I can confirm that's a tortilla, and "burrito shell" was painful to read
FetaForMoses
Never heard them being called burrito shells.
XplodingUnicornGlitter
“Burrito shells” is the first time I’ve laughed that hard on this app in a while
dwideshruud
Also acceptable is Burrito Skin.
Intr0naut
Burrito peel
Goryofa
"Acceptable" is a strong word.
hardytardigrade
No, none of this is acceptable, what is going on
clevermotherfucker
After cooked are they burrito leather?
jurrdOpPilot
The tortilla is the largest organ on a burrito
SlightlyDodgy
jackwagon311
Burrito Leaf
fartymarty42
WTexasStoner
Burrito exoskeleton...
SleeperXib
Carapace
LeeCarvallo
Burrito coverings
donthaveonebrojustlurk
freewaydog
I was looking for this comment Mr President.
AbeFromanSausageKingOfChicago
Burridermis
HasteTheFool
Equisasinodermis
Idontdodishesorwindows9000
As someone with dermatitis, I laughed so hard, I blew out my morning coffee
AboutasSnappyasaZipper
As a Minnesotan who gets cold easily, this term also applies to me
bardman135
wrong pancakes
Steveysaidthis
or meat time capsule
ImplodingPumpkin
I prefer edible stuffed condom.
CptRobotNinja
None of these are acceptable. I'm writing you all up