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meskarune
This sounds like it would be really fun.
kayaker01
Awesome.
MamaJeaux
I’m pisces not gemini and I am SO doing this on my 60th! (... just hope I remember to do this..)
Snafued
Janusha
Lost me at "the most Gemini thing"
WildMalevolence
Things that didn't happen
Wraith182
California? Yep, California...
ducasluda
????ASTROLOGY ISNT REAL
Ostreich
zaboomy1
Classic hufflepuff.
martycos
Astrology is bullshit. Absolute nonsense.
HankHell2400
Apparently, I hate Geminis. Unless they're of the "Jet Force" variety, at least.
Maldarona
Oh shit that game was sick
harleyhugger
I LOVE IT!!!
t0x00
Honestly, all birthday parties should be like this. Really takes the pressure off.
iusuallyrespondwithgifsoroffensivecomments
the most gemini thing
hintoriousbig
Fuck astrology
PotassiumRegulatoryCommittee
"the most Gemini thing--"
Tinman2022
My thoughts exactly. I was like "funny story, but I bet you are just the worst to talk to at parties. "
apercent
>Implyon astrology isn't complete nonsense
blastamasta
Stargate's Geminis?
TallLightnHandsome
This is beautiful!
SGRogers
Has absolutely nothing to do with the arbitrary nonsense of Astrology, and everything to do with your father's narcissism.
Chrisantemus
bartholomewroberts
... O.O i'm totally stealing this idea.
JHawke
But are you a gemini?
HydraNova
I might do that too but instead of having gifts for myself I will have gifts for people and enjoy the panic. Wahahaha
bartholomewroberts
are ... are you a hobbit? ( : and a troll? that sounds pretty awesome, too. ( :
hardtofindanuntakenusername
What kind of pricks forget their dads birthday
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
Who says they forgot? The dad did this a week before his actual birthday.
hardtofindanuntakenusername
Aha. I kinda skimmed through it.
CryingDuringFinals
Astrology is crap. Then again, I'm a scorpio so I am skeptical by nature.
DjangoFettish
holy fuck the other guy missed the joke...
mrmoose5
I was pretty skeptical too, my sign is Leo but I never really felt that was right. I’m not a party person and hate being the center of
mrmoose5
Attention. Reading your birth chart actually give you better information on your personality than just going by your birthday alone. Turns
mrmoose5
Out I was born on the cusp of leo/Virgo, which made more sense. I’m a bit of both but usually much more introverted (Virgo)
mrmoose5
https://www.astrotheme.com/horoscope_chart_sign_ascendant.php
flamingflamingo
I like how right away in this story, I learn that this person believes in astrology and I know I'm not going to care what theyre saying.
NonConformistFlamingo
I mean, ignoring that part, it's a fun story and absolutely something I would love to do myself, just to mindfuck my friends.
SlipperyToast
It’s 2018 and people still believe the random time in Earth’s solar orbit when you were born determines your personality? Crazy
alltinyshrimps1
I automatically read references to horoscope as an intentional joke
AQueensHeart
@CaptainGrowler
I feel like I’d like to know what’s happening and watch this from the side lines
CaptainGrowler
AQueensHeart
You know I like watching insanity unfold in front of me while I’m not involved
CaptainGrowler
I know it haha
DARfuckinROCKS
I feel like it's not truly a reverse surprise party if the gifts are for himself. They should be for everyone else.
StormBurnX
That's the difference between a reverse surprise party and a surprise reverse party.
DiscDoctor
Yeah, Hobbit that shit up!
HydraNova
I am glad I wasn't the only one thinking about that
Mgiggity
But it was Gemini so that makes it ok.
Shmeadicus
The party wasn't reversed. The surprise was.
Nickelplatsch
Thanks
SparrowTail3
When I was a kid, we had this "return gift" thing. No matter what someone gave me at mt bday party (even if it was nothing), everyone would/
SparrowTail3
/get the same "return" gift. Usually chocolates or toys.
stupidfuntime
Were they wrapped? Sounds like goodie bags
SparrowTail3
Sometimes they were. It was a long time ago haha
jrntn
Hobbit style
rpgaff2
... dang it now I want a LOTR parody of Gangam Style.
JeRMP
thunder2132
Ha! Yeah, that's super Gemini. <--has no idea
DickDastardly404
yh I thought gemini was the twins? Duality and two-facedness?
ImLukeSkywalkerImHereToRescueYou
That's so Raven
Lfa3
As the myths go, gemini are known as "two faced", people you should never trust.
ASolitudeGuard
GuardsmanMiku
dont really understand what all this has to do with the pre-apollo space program either
Ostreich
isthiswhereiputmyusernameat
I'ma Gemini, I don't follow what the horoscope ever says.. all a big sham
mrmoose5
Look at your actual birth chart, it’s much more accurate than just going by your bday. My horoscope is a Leo, but that’s always felt wrong.
mrmoose5
They I looked at my birth chart and I realized I was on the cusp of Leo/Virgo which is basically someone who is extroverted and introverted.
mrmoose5
Or you might not be governed by your sun sign, you moon sign or another planet might have a bigger influence on your personality.
mrmoose5
https://www.astrotheme.com/horoscope_chart_sign_ascendant.php
Dyslexicbirch
Gemini is the twins so i guess its like a multiple personality thing
thunder2132
I knew that, but for some reason Jet Force Gemini just clicked and started making sense.
PoppinLochNessHopster
That is so fucking stupid.
Dyslexicbirch
I agree its stupid
ImNotTaylorSwift
No! Astrology is science. It has "-ology" in it. Just like Scientology. Is that "fucking stupid"?
AnanasHoi
You I like you
ZRRumy
You're father might be a narcissist
cogitoro
Idunno, it's nicer than someone just expecting a surprise party, which I'm sure we've both dealt with. Those folks are the true narcissists.
Conflict
Or just realized that literally no one remembered his bday was coming up and decided it would be more fun to mess with them.
ILogInToUpvote
Or he has a great sense of humor. Or wants to fuck with people who normally forget his birthday. Or he's just a dad.
nimrodd000
No, he's a Gemini. It says it right there.
tipitiwitchet
Or found a cheeky solution to end years and years of useless birthday gifts :)
Lfa3
No, that's a Leo thing. [/calmdownleopeopleit'sajoke]
Biteymcbiteface
I'm 29, nobody ever shows up for my b-day. I'm concidering doing this for my 30th, because everyone always shows up for everything else.
SoftBonez
doesnt sound like it tbh. was probably expecting a party, so he did it himself and relieved everyone of stress and work
Reviire
I don't know, it seems like a way to get at people. Like, "You forgot, but don't worry I did it because you can't", passive aggressive
SoftBonez
Well... That could be it, but if hes applauding his dad cos of it, it makes me think he did it for the right reasons, don't you think?
TheMagicalUpvoteFearie
You might have a habit of overanalyzing every situation, also.. And I can't believe I'm saying this.. *your
PeroltaThatsEnough
You did well friend. Always correct grammatical errors. +1
siler7
You missed a comma.
OveranalysisIsOneOfMySeventeenMajorFlaws
Yeah! Overanalyzing is MY job!
GoBears55
Or likes a good time and didn't want to burden his friends with having to buy gifts and get cards...
TheMagicalUpvoteFearie
I was very confused until I realized you ment to reply to the guy I replied to haha
ZRRumy
I'm on a phone and don't care enough to delete it and type it back in. And it's for laughs you grammar nazi
sorrycannotbraintoday
Why type it back in? Hold finger on comment, "copy text", delete, comment, paste, fix typo. 5-10 seconds
ConfederacyOfDunces
You might have a problem handling constructive criticism gracefully.
TheMagicalUpvoteFearie
Taking the joke to far... +1
AvoCatoh
*too
TheMagicalUpvoteFearie
I was also joking
ZRRumy
Thank you. I've had people legitimately scorn me for that stuff. Not a good feeling
TheMagicalUpvoteFearie
Welcome to Imgur, we hate everyone and everything that's off the norm. Also, the norm changes every minute, so try to keep up.