Winner

Sep 16, 2017 4:06 PM

MorganGraves

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Just a bit of armless fun... I'll get see myself out

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I'd do her

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Can't argue with a girl like that, she's always right.

8 years ago | Likes 126 Dislikes 1

She looks alright to me

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Would

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

First thought: does she get half price on that manicure?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She's hot

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She cute.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She says she can roll better, but I keep picturing when you pick up a chopstick in Katamari Damashi.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I hope she doesnt get left out.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She is super cute, If I was not so very happily married I would be proud to date her (if she would have me)

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

But 10/10=1...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

5/7 would swipe right

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dat smile

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You better BELIEVE I'd swipe right.

8 years ago | Likes 409 Dislikes 8

Someone else already swiped the left.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Im thinking it be more of a surprise if you swiped left.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

She has a stunning body/face

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

She can only swipe right

8 years ago | Likes 117 Dislikes 2

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Gonna be real difficult tying her up for freaky time

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You got to HAND it to her she's pretty cute.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

???? enroll me

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She has quite the disarming personality.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Challenge accepted i hold several rolling awards

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Can you be born without an arm and be that hand dominant???

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Maybe, but you'd never know. It looks like it's 75% nurture and 25% nature. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Handedness#Epigenetic_factors

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Her charm and good looks are disarming.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Bet she's great with handjobs. She can't just switch hands when she get tired

8 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 7

You sound just like my husband.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She probably won't get tired when giving you a handjob so no worries

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

She don't have to. Strong arm from constant use.

8 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 2

Does not

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Doe'nt

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sooo.. She only swipes right.. Right?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

would swipe right for sure. Never underestimate people with a disability.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

sorry, meaning handicap.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You were right the first time. PWD is preferred; "handicapped" is offensive.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

As a disabled person, the old terms aren't nearly as offensive as "political correctness" is.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

ayy i know her. she's real nice.

8 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 1

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8 years ago (deleted Sep 20, 2017 1:50 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i'd totally take her on a date.

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

if i had any self-esteem i might have too, but that ship's sailed now that high school is over.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

right? i left my security and self steem in hs too ahaha :(

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

What happened to her arm if you don't mind my asking?

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

A really bad nail-chewing habit.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

when she was born, it came out first. from there, i don't know.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

... was it still attached to her body at that time?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

like i said, i don't know. my guess is it was attached, and it either came off or had to be taken off.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well I guess that's better than losing it suddenly when you're older and having to retrain your body. Still unfortunate though of course.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

yeah, it's real unfortunate. she got by real well though, and it never bothered her. she's just a great person.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well I'm only basing this off one picture and some text but she's pretty cute and has a good sense of humor about it. So I don't doubt it.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I knew a guy who could roll with one hand, it was cool. He had two hands though

8 years ago | Likes 130 Dislikes 2

Then maybe you're the one to answer this: what is "rolling" in this context?

8 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

Rolling smokes/joints?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

rolling, like down a hill.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I would guess it would be to roll a joint?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think she was being punny. Like she figuratively means cannabis but literally means rolling her body. Get it - funny haha!

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

lol I do now!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Dice, she hits nat 20's constantly

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Yours is the only response that matches what I was thinking. I'm in a minority, being a non-pothead on Imgur.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

There are dozens of us! (or at least three, any way)

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

A joint

8 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

Oh my god, I thought she was talking about rolling down a hill

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Like the absence of one arm would make her more aerodynamic or something

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I was thinking the same -_-

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can somewhat follow your logic there

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I was thinking BJJ, like wrestling but for serious.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

I did too, I bet her arm bar defence is solid!

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Harder to omo plata too

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

She doesn't tap out, she stumps out.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0