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LordOfTheMILFs
I can relate.
ImNotWhoYouBelieveIAmUnlessIActuallyAmThenForgetItLetsGrabABeer
Porn. It makes you consider the important things
Mogmai
Haha I'm so young and ignorant.
CorgisButtsDriveMeNuts
Majority of MILFs in porn aren't MILFs at all :/
catladyleveladvanced
Deep thoughts while watching porn.
TBBs
I know what this guy means all too well
ThatJerkYouKnow
I hate when it's "girl and her mom" but you can tell they're like 3 years apart. They're not even TRYING for ANY realism.
LightDarkbringer
You are not watching good porn if it makes you think
unapologetic05
or watching too much porn.
GeorgePancakes
Saw a MILF porn and the girl was 22.They were talking to the girl first and were asking her questions about her kid.MILFpornfail/bonerkiller
ChuckChuckRazool
I saw him a couple of years ago. Very funny. His bit about NYC rats is great.
wheresthebaby
OP http://imgur.com/Y71flZF
lalaarawr
Kermie NOOOOOO! My childhood T_T
CowonS9
he's cute o.O''
MissRenegadeRabbit
I prefer MILF porn...watching anything else feels like pedophilia.
align
okay
Imotdtt
AwesomeWelles
as opposed to unofficial comedy?
pele25
Never thought porn could make one think about his life's decisions.
TheodoreKMullins
Chang couldn't touch his wang after this
KoopaKommander
Heck, I get that way at work when I see middle aged women and I think that they look good for only being a few years older than me.
Thispostisaboutacat
Gosh I guess it's time for me to start a family.... fuck that, let's plant a tree.
OurLadyBabalon
That's brilliant
kaijuuGold
i like tig ol bitties.
turnageb
I've seen "MILF porn" with women who looked like they were barely in their late 20's. The industry has a very different perspective than me.
KojiKnight
Blame teen pregnancy.
nekosuki
The average age of a MILF porn star is 33. Unless you're 8, they probably don't look like your friend's moms.
jimmythehat1
+1 for Sheng Wang. I hate when people attribute his line about growing a vagina to Betty White.
EddieMcfork
+1 for not making a pointless gifset
lazymayonaise
Thaaaaank you....
stopfuckingswearing
Can't emphasize this enough! Especially when they make like 3 subtitle lines in 1 gif at 1.5 seconds each!
ThisFrkinName
As a mobile user can I please upvote this more than once?
universalcerealbus
I know, it's so annoying as a mobile user to have to wait for individual gifs to load just to see the guy do a hand motion or something.
lightningspirit
As a desktop user, I find it equally annoying.
SmashingChap
I've always wondered if porn would be as enjoyable if it was sex-positive. Ie. wasn't tied up in all this 'dirty' 'naughty' 'sluty' language
Jinxzeh
softcore?
SerialKitten666
That exists. It's labelled as Female Friendly usually.
toonsniped
Watch for her porn. Usually directed by women and realistic and romantic.
SmashingChap
I do on occasion.
bonesawisready66845
After watching Bukake: "I need to pick up some more coffee creamer"
MAK47
theemeraldarcher
That's disgusting. +1
Whyareyoureadingmyusername
That's hilarious.
TastyStatistician
RelartOfGivia
I always go to the deli and pick up some sausage for the grill after watching porn.
SusanGoGetMyPants
I really hope you wash your hand first before giving $$ to the cashier.
CastrovalvanCelery
And glazed donuts
tarataqa
After watching Bukake: "I need to settle down and find a nice girl to share with my friends."
DrunkenDaveIsDrunk
Well played
brocoly
Bukkake*
TimothyTRiG
Well, it's a Japanese word; it can be transcribed in various ways. There's a website out there called boykake, by the way. ;) I like it.
hadakanogokiburi
While technically true, in this particular case most modern Romanization systems agree to transcribe the っas a double consonant.
surrealseal
Who knew porn could get so deep.
NOTAlexJones
http://imgur.com/YH4siLA
wheresthebaby
I got it!!
MrCyborgSpoon
http://www.primaryteaching.co.uk/prodimg/A113_1_Zoom.jpg
ricar144
WE NEED TO GO DEEPER!
wheresthebaby
http://imgur.com/FVX8nUR
HoodwinkedHero
I see what you did there!
DidItForScience
http://cdn.gifstache.com/2013/7/11/201307111536_1373574962.9491353.gif
CleaveItToBeaver
boneroni
http://media.giphy.com/media/H2PGjCtU2Lbc4/giphy.gif
rckymusic
Balls deep!
lynx88
[eyebrow waggling intensifies]
smrick
eye get it
MagnateXell
Your mom, apparently.
Sansdurlannite
TheShortestHobbit
I love this. Yoink.
TheYoungRolf
"Hey Sansa"
MrCyborgSpoon
"Who's your Daddy?"
ThompsonwithaP
Lemoncakes
Weeabooninja
Miniaturemac
http://imgur.com/JmdXMyN
MrCyborgSpoon
TrueProphetFlareon
badmojoe
VanHollander
It is sad the day you wake up and realize all of your favorite porn stars are like 4 and 5 years younger than you.
tellyoukillyou
same goes for pro football players...
JohnSpartan117
4 and 5 years younger than you??? Ok, I am old now :(
thecolonels
I remember when i found out that im the same age as that one famous swimsuit model. From sports illustrated? i still felt so young. :(
uninquisitor
Just like when there are successful singers younger than you.
LoudAngryJerk
Im still a little bit awa- *looks at age* FUCK
HereLiesSquidwardsHopesAndDreams
I'm 18 so I really hope not.
doctorpenguinphd
You can still watch the ones with the Teenage tag.
wanooknox
Or they've all become 4s and 5s...
azazyel
Playmates today weren't even born while I was in High School.
DrunkenChamberMonk
0_0
creepyboyNG
You know, most of those "I just turned 18" girls are actually in their mid-20's.
DefinitelyNotAnAnt
Plot twist: VanHollander is 12
MarksmanPenguin
I am 16 and I feel you.
IWRITEEVERYTHINGINCAPS
YOU KNOW NOTHING VAN HOLLANDER.
Keru
Oh you sweet summer's child.
wandergeist
Or 20 to 30... and they're still legal.
joeb1990
Its weirder when you realize some videos are from ~15 years ago and that chick is like 40 and people have masturbated to her for a decade.
GBWI
Heather Brooke (I deepthroat) - she must be 60 now.
joeb1990
She was the exact one that inspired this post. No joke.
GBWI
:-) great mind think alike...
AriBoBari
the worst, for me, was when I realized all my favorite sports players were younger than me... just like... fuuuuccckkkkkkk
KindaHotInTheseRhinos
I had this realization the other day, that I'm a few years older than most pro football players. I thought they'd be like, 10 years older?!
ImaRealBoy555
I'm flagging this comment as inappropriately family friendly
ItIsByWillAloneISetMyMindInMotion
When a player is 'past it' and the same age as me :(
demonic
I watched a porno once to find out the girl committed suicide afterwards...
pancreas
I watched a porno once to find out the producer when to prison afterwards...link to the suicidal one?
rolakiki
Why is that sad?
IFapMercilessly
lolicon
iamireland
Took me a second to notice the second line of your comment...
IPutTheLaughterInManslaughter
Plot twist: VanHollander just graduated high school.
DonkeyKongsLongShlongInABongIsWrong
I'd like to know what site he's been going to
IPutTheLaughterInManslaughter
Innocent elementary school
aShogunNamedMarcus
Why don't you take a seat right over there...
VanHollander
but that would make....oohh ewwww, I'm calling the V&
IPutTheLaughterInManslaughter
4chan party van
NakedBears
All abord the the inappropriate express
angelwdp90
This is true for me. I'm 23.
RationalLunatic
Same here...
stygyan
Hahaha, the guy i'm mooning over is 11 years younger than me.
Haraless
4-5 years younger isn't much of an age gap. I haven't dated/hooked up with a girl less than 2 years younger than me in, like...a year.
crazyhindu
And the guys fucking them are about the same age as you
nuttybutniceguy
no, the sad thing is when you realize that barely legal porn stars are young enough to be your daughter.
turnageb
"4 and 5 years younger than you" Hahahaha *sobs*
johnnylobes
I was thinking the same thing....
GBWI
Heather Brooke (I deepthroat) - she must be 60 now.
silentgeorge
You are NOT ALONE.
PugPugPugPug
4 or 5? That's cute. It is now biologically possible I am old enough to be their father.
wardenda
silentgeorge
But you know what? I don't care. So long as they're 18+ and in no way coerced (financially, physically, whatever). Don't fight the hardwire.
turnageb
Me too, now. And they still get me off . . . but I also can't realistically imagine dating even a 22-year-old. Well, not *seriously*. Ha!
idislikecomingupwithuniqueusernames
Oh god. Why did you have to bring that to my attention?
Zodi
Are you a porn star?
wardenda
Yea that was a rude awakening when I turned 16...
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imaDOOOSH
BoBurnham_Throwing_Upvotes_at_You.gifpeg
dat1randomusername
Here on Imgur, we don't use underscores for that. Or spaces. Or capitalization. And the fuck is a .gifpeg?
9Fingers
konakona
no sir i prefer king size bed
MarcOfALion
tigermeme.png
AnaphylacticShark
I like you.
wardenda
Thank you, that's very nice of you to say.
FlameResistant
Hot damn
Tkzz
That's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for him.
Arceus
*FBI at his doorstep* - Guess they want to give him a job?
DontCrossTheShitLine
Thank you for making my day, you rock my socks
IfWereStillAliveInTheMorningThenWellKnowWereNotDead
GAHAHAHAGHAJHGAHAGHAHAHGHAA
MnightShariaLaw
dovah
wardenda
THat's not even the first shocked pussy I've seen today.
kayleefryedchicken
HEY-OOO
ImJustHereSoIDontGetFined
What's really weird is I'm 26 and I still think of people in their early 20s as older than me until I really think about it. It's like [1]
EchidnasCanSwim
I do the opposite. I'm 27 and I'm always assuming people my age are heaps younger. I've been doing it since I was about 19
ImJustHereSoIDontGetFined
I still don't see myself as an adult. [2]
bwk2421
I do this a lot with athletes. I watch college sports and still think of those guys as being 5-8 years older than I am.
creepyboyNG
I know the feel.
xL33CHx
This happens to me as well. Especially when i see people on TV.
smootbox
Christ, who is naming porn videos Dum slut bangd on her tittys? It's annoying regardless of whether or not that is a succinct description
fundipsundrip
but do men ONLY get off if the girls are being degraded?! hopefully not. so stuff like that is just unnecessary. (2/2)
SerialKitten666
It's sad that it was needed but most sites have a Female Friendly section for reasons like this :/
fundipsundrip
yea it really is sad :/ i don't consider not degrading women to be "female friendly" it's more "human friendly".
soon
Fantasy is not reality, and porn is mostly about fantasy. Women who fantasize about rape do not really want to be raped.
fundipsundrip
i hate how they always call the girls "sluts" or "whores" in the title. i understand there's an unfair male pov in porn, (1/2)
Furiou5
As a photographer in the industry it is old guys. They also think that you NEED to have a story why the people are fucking. Dumb old people.
vaderislukesdad
You don't NEED a story... But I've always liked a little back story as to why this is happening.
The0perative
Seriously one of my favorite parts is the reason and situation behind it.
vaderislukesdad
Also, I like when I get to see the clothes come off. I hate when it just starts off all naked and down to business.
The0perative
Yeah I hate it when they skip over scenes like from one position to another and the removal of clothes.