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Nov 12, 2017 8:38 PM
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crazyanimal2534
LOL it's funny cause no one gets it...
Slipknotsofast
tradbowclaw
We grow a shit tonne of kale. Learn to cook and it tastes fine.instantly improves shitz and makes ya feel good. So does butter. Nococonut
MunchingMeat
AgitatedGazebo
Boerenkool met worst.
Derfalke
Kale should have stayed as a decoration for salad bars. That's all it's good for.
PainfullyAvg
Eating kale is like eating the garnish lettuce when you're little.
asdfkjhqwe
Why can't we just eat spinach? it's sweet kale, tastes good, can be fatty if you want and healthy if you don't. SPINACH MASTER RACE
sowasvonsowas
If you eat plenty of fiber you'll add 2 yrs. to your lifespan, but you'll spend those 2 yrs. in the bathroom. ;-)
MetaSomma
Or desperately searching for one
LemmingAttack
I recently broke my ankle and learned that kale is an excellent source of calcium.
MetaSomma
Minerals in general, really
mtallmen184
https://new3.fjcdn.com/comments/Blank+_be9e496c8a194e5d12dae5b8f16de732.jpg
Homophone
I've seen this before, but this time I laughed for some reason. +1
XeeeeeenCastro
Prolly cause you’re in a better mood
kah929
You're a good ol haberdasher
repost
kale is nice.
ReposterCallerOuterMan
i meaned.....cooked and seasoned correctly...its fucking addictive
spacecatts
I love kale
rhombusrightangle
Blent with carrot pineapple and blueberrys its edible 3p1p1p1p
TheLastBaboon
I don't know why, but I can't read kale right. In my head, it just keeps coming out as kaal-eyy.
plebeiusmaximus
Is it too late to say I'm sorry? And kaal-eyy can we get it together again?
modicumjones
Superman's Sister
OverSpiced
I still think it's good in soup...
spx39
Yes!
butler12
Yeah I always try to add it, or turnip greens
CityYeti
Omelettes too. Has a great texture and smell to it
XeeeeeenCastro
Toscana =D
PlumbusHelpDesk
You know it! My wife makes the copy cat recipe, but with tons of kale. It's awesome how it keeps a nice texture even after cooking.
EGOT
I like escarole in soup better.
Counterfit
Both good
MetaSomma
Must try now
Cereaza
Everyone needs to start using lard today.
MetaSomma
Vegan here, I love lard, cook everything with it. Fits right in the vegan way of life right next to cow leather, organic bacon, and chicken
MetaSomma
Because of course chicken isn't meat. My co-worker told me so!
tiniemar
Kale gives me diarrhoea :(
MetaSomma
That's many times unfortunate, my friend
tiniemar
Yeah. Trusted a fart... twice, before I figured out what was doing it.
waitingtofly
Kale people send me some kale recipes!
twfeline
My cafeteria puts it in almost everything. Raw. It's like chewing twine.
existentialnihilismagnosticism
there are many veggies, legumes, fruits that i really don't like the taste of but i still try to eat anyway coz i know they're healthy......
existentialnihilismagnosticism
....some examples are: chickpea, canistel , etc.....
alexburgers
As a Dutch person, you're all eating 'boerenkool' wrong. WRONG.
FlatPlutoSociety
How do you eat it there? I like to saute it with bacon and peppers.
MetaSomma
Throw in a little diced apple right at the end. Trust me.
FlatPlutoSociety
That sounds good! I usually add a bit of tartness with a splash of balsamic vinegar.
alexburgers
Cooked with potatoes and mashed, served with smoked sausage, picalilly, bacon, etc.. http://www.foody.nl/P78438/614x412/boerenkool.jpg
alexburgers
https://oanhskitchen.nl/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/IMG_7456-e1442759879943.png
MetaSomma
Wait wait wait I knew a guy from there and he said all the food is bland, he couldn't even stand pepper. That doesn't sound bland to me
alexburgers
I think it might be just that guy, not the food. I can't even think of any truely bland dishes unless you're doing it on purpose..
WhoShotMeInTheHead
Why use coconut oil when you can drench every dish in a gallon of olive oil. In Italy I got an olive oik addiction; I use it for all foods
HoboTerry
Ooooo, someone went to italy!!
teenageasshat
Coconut oil is pretty good as a body product but i don't mind it as an ingredient
MetaSomma
It really is the end-all cooking oil. I just discovered how to make it smoked too, which is sinful. Only place it didn't work: eggs.
Frelock
14-old me would also like to add brownie mix to that list. Mistakes were made.
MetaSomma
brap
I, too, enjoy olive oik
mdkradSmuggler
As do I.
MetaSomma
Seconded
WhoShotMeInTheHead
Shit, just realised
MetaSomma
You made your bed, now put olive oik in it
the12thletter
'muricans just don't know how to properly prepare Grünkohl.
MetaSomma
It sounds delicious. Enlighten me, please.
destinoz
"Grünkohl" sounds delicious?
BorkLocutus
It is also called Braunkohl. It is technically a stew. Add smoked sausages, pork, a bit of lard, chopped onions and cook for 5 hours.
MetaSomma
That sounds absolutely delicious
BorkLocutus
Just don't forget to remove the stems from kale before cooking.
BorkLocutus
In all, this is a savoury, juicy experience, in particular after a long hike in the wintery landscape. Highly recommended.
MetaSomma
Sounds like a perfect time for it. Can you substitute something for the lard? I know my wife wouldn't eat that but I'd like to make it
BorkLocutus
Kale gets more palatable with meat, while the meats within turn a "pulled" texture. Saucy sausages are also nice.
destinoz
Not saying it's not delicious, just poking fun at the idea that Grünkohl *sounds* delicious. :)
Kollejolle
I recently ended up with 500ml of coconut oil, what do I even do with it?
ruledbyfourleggedbabies
Cleanse your face with it, remove make up with it or bake sweets with it.
prolongedfart
Body oil. I use it on my face everyday and i smell like chocolate
GGCrono
It's fantastic for stir-fries. It gets hotter than vegetable oil or canola oil and it doesn't leave as much of an oily aftertaste.
Sidthislefitz
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translocated
I hate chapstick but when my lips are dry, just dabbing a tiny bit of coconut oil on them will basically fix em up for months
Heysuckmybatarang
Mix some with sugar and make a scrub for when you shower and shave. So soft afterwards
Crabsforeveryone
I have heard of the grossest thing, 'pulling', where you swish it in your mouth for several minutes to pull out impurities. Sounds like BS
Crabsforeveryone
https://www.webmd.com/oral-health/features/oil-pulling
boxersandbluesbrothers
Use it to oil your coconuts. Duh...
Vyrro
Masturbation
myusername1988
Make popcorn.
FlatPlutoSociety
What everyone else said, and also if you have a dog, it's a healthy occasional treat. Put it in a Kong just like peanut butter.
ruledbyfourleggedbabies
My cat had mild constipation and I️ was told by my vet to give him a teaspoon of coconut oil with meals. Worked well.
boomslander
Saute veggies in it, put it in your hair, rub it on your dick. It has endless uses.
XB0XYGEN
Hahaha
FlatPlutoSociety
You laugh, but those are all totally legitimate uses. :)
XB0XYGEN
Oh I know i just burst out laughing when I read it
MetaSomma
No they're serious. It's very multi talented stuff
mangosaredelicious
Pure coconut oil is actually a good lube if you're not allergic to coconuts
MistressLyda
Or uses latex condoms. They do not go well along with any kind of oil or grease.
NatsukiIsMyWaifu
Very slick and doesn't absorb quickly. It means you don't have to keep re applying it every few minutes.
mangosaredelicious
No preservatives- no irritants!
MetaSomma
It does make a mess though, specifically because it doesn't absorb. Just use silicone water-based lubricant like Liquid Silk
programmar27
I am not a healthy eater by any means (lots of burgers, chips, candy, etc) but I fucking love kale for some weird reason. My SO hates it!
IAmNumber19
Try silver beet tgen, grows quite easily and large as well
waitingtofly
Have you tried making Kale chips? It's yummy.
Pangs
I think it tastes good.
charck
Kale chips are the best. Might even convert your SO.
oLoki182o
Is it me or does anyone else think that when someone uses SO the first thing that comes to mind is they are gay. Not that being gay is a bad
doctopussy
Mmmm not necessarily, could just want to shield their gender/relationship details?
doctopussy
Baby kale is ideal if I'm sharing with someone who doesnt LOVE kale. Not bitter like a mature leaf, more broadly pleasing.
DieselBrother
I sautéed up some kale with some onions and red pepper the other day, wasn't bad at all.
FlatPlutoSociety
I like kale, but its trendiness has made it expensive a lot of the time. I often substitute collard greens for it with good results.
MetaSomma
It's cheap as dirt where I live, iceberg costs more. Luck me I'm in heaven between that and Brussels sprouts
SomeKid
Central Coast, CA by chance?
MetaSomma
Midwest actually. I'd think California would be more expensive considering the drought
MetaSomma
Although apparently "power greens" (baby kale) is the superfood delicacy. Go figure it's actually less healthy than mature kale
DreadPierateRoberts
Collards rock. Mustard greens also good
FlatPlutoSociety
Absolutely. I like pretty much anything in the brassica genus, to be honest.
AustriaNotAustralia
Got any German ancestores? Then it is in your blood ;) our big brother loves it. Not just only bratkartoffel and Sauerkraut!
MetaSomma
Is that why?? I love all the weird things my friends and hate like sauerkraut, kale, Brussels sprouts etc but never knew why. I'm 50% German
MetaSomma
Used to freak out my fellow servers/cooks when I would make a baked potato with sauerkraut and sour cream. They were like "WTFFFFFF"
MetaSomma
My response was always "You DON'T eat it this way?? This is what I was raised on. No ew, get your butter and cheese away from this, gross"
LateNightBunnyParty
Same. I drizzle it in olive oil, salt, garlic powder, and red pepper, then bake it. Goes great with a greasy burger.
Crabsforeveryone
Garlic, salt, curry powder of choice.
QueenMaria
Hey try garlic and lemon sometime with it! It's awesome.
LateNightBunnyParty
Thanks! Will do!
JeriSanchez
Broccolie with me. Love it. But all comes down to cooking. Like it roasted or grilled. Hate it boiled or steamed.
BlackBirchOwl
Steamed broccoli with old bay seasoning is the best.
DwightSchrupert
How do you grill it? When I've tried it doesn't get fully cooked
JeriSanchez
Little bit of olive oil and sea salt. I let it sit on the upper rack while i cook meat. I like ot hot but still crisp.
DwightSchrupert
That sounds great, I'll have to try it that way. Thanks!
TurtleBum
What does SO stand for?
TacoBaby
Super Opossums
Chadodius
Shit Ostrich
MechanizedAttackPidgeon
Sparkly opossum
Zioniu
Sticky octopus
HiddenSanity
Senior Officer.
ETHANO8225
Sucky Ontologist
couchcomedian
Sex Ogre
GrimThePsychopompous
Holy shit.
crazedandinfused
Senior officer
SharkyMcSnarkface
Sheepish Ottoman
Dracoon941
Stand off
GweatGwiefInMyBeneaf
Slithering Oglethorpe
FloodingWaters
silent orangutan
Noblert
Significant Otter
bandarr5000
Summer Octane
frogjammies
Stripping Orphan
Rocket350
Shitty optometrist
DetectiveSloth
Shitty Optometrist
thescapisto
Slightly obese
EmotionallyTransparent
Surly Orangutan
Hexiplush
Starved orfice
boomslander
Slutty Otter
MarshawnLynch
Obviously
TurtleBum
Can't thank you enough
ObiWankChernobyl
Sick orangatang
TapToRetry
This is why I came to and stayed with imgur A+
AmalaGiraffeAthlete
Smelly orifice
brasky456
Strange Orpheus
programmar27
Significant other
MarshawnLynch
No. No. It is Slutty Otter
KamakazeeDude43
Snitch
TurtleBum
How did I not...
pyrotica
This is the game one don't believe him
ChuckWeiss
The real question is, how did you find the one real answer in this sea of misinformation?
HiddenSanity
Honestly? It's the one that makes the most sense by far in context.
Rexli78
Easy it was the one being down voted the most