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Let's summon this bread.

Pippin tax!

Today's message from Pippin: "up."

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1) Are you on the run to a safe place and passing through Arizona on your way to safer grounds? My apartment is open to you to crash at, and it is a safe space. Pippin and I will make you a meal and gladly share tea, wine, or mead with you.

2) Hey! If you're a woman or minority in a STEM field in Arizona living north of Phoenix and you need new headshots for this website or another detailing your experiences/research/accomplishment because our monstrous regime has deleted your experience from an official government website, PM me. Pippin and I have a good Nikon DSLR, and we'll do the photos for free, and, uh, you'll get to meet Pippin, I guess?

(If you know someone who could use this who's not on Imgur, feel free to PM me to get my email address for them and tell them they're free to message me.)

3) Take your meds with a full glass of water, please. Do it for Pippin, or Space Mom, or better yet, do it for yourself.

4) Ĝefeloað wē. We will carry on.

5) all funds from the sales of items at these two links will be sent to support charities aiding to fight for Trans rights in the US (not just T-shirts!)

https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/74812801-all-conures-are-anarchists

https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/74811778-whiptail-pride

RedClaws23

Always downvote AI art

9 months ago |

CyanideBreathMint

Oooh, hell yeah, summoning that bread is the way to truly digest these grains ;)

ialoneambest

“Pippin is a big fat chicken.”

Wuz314159

cryborg

TinyRavenFeathers

#13 you found it, my whole character backstory.

ShiftyBat

#26 My favorite arcane hobby. Like any good wizard a good band should have a lengthy back catalogue, like all the Linkin Park fans who had no idea who Emily Armstrong was before last year and are now delving the mines of Dead Sara. What a treat for you!

#30 2 out of 3?

ForbiddenMoon

I dated a goth vampire wizard once and now I've been a giant one-eyed worm living in a cave under Hunedora castle for 700 years. Do not recommend.

TricksForDays

#1 according to my research, that's just an ada lovelace cosplay.

ironymus

#9 NSFW

malakim

#7 yet another reason why starting at lvl3 is vastly superior

StormsSeven

My Wizard Coven approved of this dump.

Ronelyn

#33 There are hedge wizards, but these are the rarer species: pond wizards.

renamingbecauseIdontcarefordaddiesofbusiness

#1 best I can do is punk mad scientist wizard

DJWienerSoup

#1 I want to be a gothy vampire, however I also want to be cozy and wear cardigans. And also slightly androgynous. I'll let you know when I find that magical formula. Still working on it.

Zahnradfee

Just wear black, kind-of-lacy crochet cardigans.

cattothelibrarian

#24 He switches between that and the falcon sex hat

JayDeeDubs

nichoDriver

Hope the rogue has uncanny dodge and evasion...

DutchBoeremeisie

#6 Well, considering what we find in Elminster's cabinets at The Blushing Mermaid, I think it's fair to say his home comforts are a bit more adventurous than Gale realises.

wastewanderer

Having read some of the Elminster books, Gale clearly has no idea the kind of shenanigans Elminster has gotten up to.

#18 I can teach you Excel's secrets. Those of greatest power are in the Lost Speech, Visual Basic, in which I am yet conversant. It grants you power over Excel, and through Excel, even control over other applications. Even the Great Trickster, Word falls under its sway.

If I really wanted to show off (i.e. reveal what a suppurating nerd-booger I am) I'd tell you I know XLM. Not XML, XLM. I was there when the Deep Magic was written....

Tengenstein

#1 er... is it me you're looking for? I once breed a strain of UV resistance bacteria in my lab, I'm chubby so always warm and work in IT doing Global software updates ( yeah I'm THAT wizard), every dress shirt I own gas French cuffs, more than necessary have wingtips, and we need to bring cravates. Yes I do look like what happens if you display every Dr. Who simultaneously.

xXCarpeNoctumXx

Maybe?

ivanova4

How are things going with the interviews? How are you doing?

They're going. Have to wait and see how I did, and how the next interview I have goes.

I mean, I'm an existential wreck, but whatever.

Hope all goes well with interviews and yourself.

rob0tgot

Persist.

Job-hunting these days is soul-crushing. It's truly not you, hon, it's the wretched system. *hugs*

#5' :facepalm: Can't believe I didn't notice this etymology for "wizard". We still have it's cognate in Dutch/Afrikaans: "wysaard". And plenty of other "aarde" (meaning something like "character") - luiaard (someone who is lazy), grijsaard (someone who is old/grey), lafaard (someone who is a coward) , etc. etc. Fascinating.

FrisianDude

wijsaars

Neat!

What do you call someone who has too many cats?

FoamingToad

Apparently, Foamingtoad.

That's silly - there's no such thing as too many cats. :P

SteadyBread

Its in english too. a coward is too easily cowed, a drunkard drinks to much

Okay, so I consider myself an armchair etymologist (and am actually a qualified linguist) and I never noticed these cognates. You have made my day, sir/madam!

Aw thanks frend

DraxxorT

Here's a fun one. Mustard, the condiment, is something that is too pungent. "Must" being used in an aromatic sense.

Oh, I'm so glad I read this the following day - so now I can tell you, too, that you made my day! (I really, really like words...)

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