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Goldenteckel
Right, as always...
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CopperBurst
The primary use of a flamethrower is to protect crops against swarms of insects.
MassiveWiener
George was brilliant
pikask
The first flame throwers were actually human! It was first in the ~1914 that the machines stole the job, burning the competition to a crisp.
Mugfan
Seeing what goes on in the world right now, this would be his time. Happy fucking birthday.
jlist
I live in Japan, a very Buddhist country. It's supposedly bad luck to say "this person would have been X years old" in Buddhism.
circle70
Just keep your shit away from my stuff.
ChronologicalMyopia
*Spiders.
twaddell49
sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4nknAzQPHE
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TheNorthernSkeptic
Would have ended there but he mentioned this to his friend. His friend who was good with tools.
HeadTurdL
"Why do you carry a knife?" "To slice things or put holes in things." "Why do you carry a gun?" "To put holes in things over there."
Mybrainfartwaswet
His shtick is priceless and dead on decades after it was originally written.
HashtagDadJokes
More like "These pill boxes are wrecking my shit!"
butthesuniseclipsedbythemoon
Rufus!
imnicetopeopleontheinternet
Fun reminder that there are a lot of fucked up people out there who REALLY hit their stride when a war breaks out
Contra3IsTheHardestGameEver
Flamethrower is a strategic weapon. It's meant to clean bunkers during invasions. It's still really cruel, but it's effective
MrPredator
sovietracism
That would be median, not average. You could have 3 smart people and 1 super dum person that averages to normal (measuring iq). Get your 1/2
sovietracism
shit together Carl. 2/2
ProbablyNotAnActualElephant
OP: http://imgur.com/XLodDcR
DeusVultHeretics
NR97420
Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
npshmear
Only the best!
retnab
My parents got me the Complaints And Grievances CD when I turned 14. I suspect it significant impacted my life. So good!
vahlas
And Todd
JustAnotherGoodGuy2816969
Tooooooooodd!
MassiveWiener
...and fuck Tuckers friend Kyle.
JustAnotherGoodGuy2816969
Kyyyyyyyle
MRCLOUDPISS
they did and it worked
coffeemadness
By the time American soldiers were fighting the Japanese island by island, they just wanted the war over with ... by any means!
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rabbiebabbie
Das ist giving me a boner
lookingOknaked
Japanese soldiers absolutely hated flame-throwers in WW2, coz' it would turn their dug-in tunnels and machine gun nests into furnace ovens.
AndIThinkToMyselfWhatAWonderfulWorld
The British used a modified Churchill tank fitted with a flamethrower in WWII. Troops in pillboxes would surrender as soon as they saw it
lookingOknaked
I saw a video of it. It's poetically beautiful.
TheValibuk
Part of Hobart's Funnies, were called Crocodiles. America had a Sherman with flamethrowers, aptly named the "Zippo" Sherman.
AndIThinkToMyselfWhatAWonderfulWorld
Before the 'Wet' ammo storage was introduced, the Brits called Shermans "Ronson's" after the lighter- their slogan was 'Lights first time"