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Nov 26, 2022 7:20 AM
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Alomega
#19 never give a bard a challenge. It just spawns more half-human hybrids.
unluckyandbored
#1 Demand more than you actualy want, so your actual demand seems reasonable by comparison.
zaazi
#43 the life of a software developer
SonneilIon
#1 some of them want to abuse you. Some of them want to be abused.
Hobson000
Yeah he used to be my landlord. He def likes to abuse.
mnreyno
#10 why is this so real!?!
idonob
#36 Oh is that what I was supposed to do with my 20s? Yeah, I wasted my 20s by that metric - definitely not over that childhood, whups.
Tig3rch3n
#14 there is a Story in my family
The Result is 'No noisily Gifts without Permission from the Parents'
Tig3rch3n
Backstory
Alienated Father of my Father (3yo back then) gave him a Drum for X-mas
Played the whole day
Got angry, slapped my father
MK1Maniac
#9 Jokes on you, she left me!
djangojazz
Every 'Pro Life' person is an asshole. I say that as a parent of twins. Most don't have kids, don't want to have kids and are one of 2>
djangojazz
groups: 1. Those that are young and naive and don't have kids and are full of 'Jesus's love'(hate people that have abortions). 2. Those>
djangojazz
a lot older than may have had kids in the past but are in no fucking way able to have more kids and just telling people, morally, what to>
djangojazz
do with their lives on their choices. Either group wants the people to have kids but doesn't want to give shit about the kid once born.
Firestar002
#1 It’s not a shortage of workers. It’s a shortage of proper wages. People are surprised when I work at a grocery for 6 years, make 14.90
opentokix
I am not saying anyone should, but I think a few dead billionaires should make them scared and their life shit.
PanNonOpticon
#14 Could be wotse. Buy megaphones for all sisters kids and tell them that they can be used as walkie talkies.
betwitched
These people think they’re going to an imaginary place called heaven after they die and they think this helps them get there
Higure
#6 Where is the video of the guy confronting them with "If you truly believed murders were happening, you'd storm the doors"?
CargoManshark
#46 Wait that isn't normal, we all don't do that?
whatawonderfultoday
But audiobooks, those I can process in real-time *unless* I have anything other than a mild distraction.
whatawonderfultoday
I have a 3 rewind rule and then I’m done listening for that session.
rainbowstraws
Ooh, very good rule. Thanks
AddledVoice
#6
what year is it? a fedora a beige overcoat, a tie. he's what, 19? How to dress like Planes, Trains,&?
sightlab
#52 “if you’d just apply yourself”
SkamanSam
#1 they have their own private militia to enforce the status quo. Called The Police.
WhatisaYute
#4 i’d be calling him daddy too #dilf
pfunk81
I'ma go a step further. I need a throbbing wage.
Alomega
#56 SHIT YOU RIGHT
Alomega
#52 i was about to say… nay… start SCREAMING “BOOOOOOOTH”
bixby66
#18 "technically still a chest!"
meerkat212
#1
algavinn
Any accumulation of wealth passed a certain point where others still lack basic necessities is consent to murder, as far as im concerned.
HisBubbliness
#47. Well, the thing there is that they expect the LGBTQ community to just stop being themselves, like it's a fucking switch you flick off.
Heffaloo
They think it basically is. Just like they think members of other religions don't REALLY believe.
JustLettingPeopleBeWrong
#5 oh man that made my whole fuckin' day.
ExTechOp
I really don't know how that reporter kept a straight face so long, I would have been completely lost to giggles much sooner.
algavinn
He tried to stay serious so hard! Buuut then he got booped and it was over.
Freeasabird2015
#47 The only place Saten lives in the imaginations of the population of the USA.
GoodBrotherGrimm
What about Satan?
algavinn
What about Saitan?
fromchennai
Never seen shark smile, thank you.
algavinn
You'll receive an invoice in the mail.
nimeton0
RolandLovecraft
This should be the de facto reply to any pro life discussions.
anjeleyezjr
Rather not. Cuz some would accept. And we don't need anti-abortionists in this world.
ThrowAwayAcct0000
My parents adopted 3 kids, in addition to the 3 they already have. Still very pro-life, but I'm pretty sure if they could go back in time,
ThrowAwayAcct0000
they wouldn't have adopted, since those 3 made their lives hell, and gave them lots of grandkids they didn't want to have to care for.
crasemana
It takes years to adopt. Filling out papers is literally a drop in the ocean. Just cause you fill em out doesn’t mean you’re getting a kid
NoQuestionMarksInDeclarativeSentences
You definitely misssd that point.
SlickWithaLimerick
Fucking woosh.
Rhythmaster
Yeah, that's why we maaaybe shouldnt force women to have unwanted children that will end up in the over strained foster system.
newsguycraigevans
Logic isn't your strong suit
MarkoffChaney
The first dude looks like NPC from Mafia or Fallout.
TheRealGritty
Fr I thought he might try to sell me a vault space
cuddleskunk
He's definitely an NPC...it's just too bad he's not an NPC in the GTA universe.
FightingFurball2
It's at cosplay level tbh
WiiShaker
He's the guy that signs you up for the vault in the Fallout 4 intro.
trivialsavant
Mysterious Stranger perk isn't working
jbsquare
My first thought was, is that guy even real?
Fedotia
Scream-praying gal is definitely a NPC, she doesnt even react when you click on her.
Pikka
That "leave us alone" is hilariously and scarily hyporitical.
Rhythmaster
Dude they're all creepy as hell. Mindless religious chanting, woman literally has a rosary, completely ignoring real-world ramifications of
Rhythmaster
Their shitty ideology, even when it's right up in their face.
MajorPoopyPants
I'll bet money the lady who is making a spectacle of her prayers has children that don't speak to her ahymore.
whitewater0034
I am all for pro choice, and my choice would be to start beating these people with thin bats so it takes longer to hospitalise them.
JanglesPrime
Wiffle-ball bat wrapped with razor wire. Humorous and it still hurts.
whitewater0034
Tell me more.
whitewater0034
Hypocritical? Possibly, but I really do think they deserve punishment for their crimes against human nature.