Reagan telling Soviet Jokes

Jul 1, 2017 2:27 PM

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"WE have outlawed Russian forever. We begin bombing in 15 minutes"

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And then he sent Superman to kill Batman. I saw the documentary.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The first one is actually one of my favourite jokes. But in my version it's the pope.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Ah yes, when the office had integrity.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 4

In Soviet Russia car drives you!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

v

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Say what you want, but I was proud to serve the country with him as my Commander in Chief, and I miss his humor and patriotism. Class act.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Instead of telling jokes now, our president is the joke and I'm waiting on the punchline

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 6

In soviet Russia, wall tears down Gorbachev

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fuck Reagan. Fuck the War on Drugs. Fuck trickle down nonsense. Fuck his foreign policy. People only love his role as a grandfather figure.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 16

Great president

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I'm no fan of Reagan but compared to the imbecile in the White House right now he looks like a true statesman.

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I know similiar version, only with believer, Bible and atheist.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

I dunno. Communism has failed every time it's been tried. Christianity has never really been tried.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I like it when he forgot he sold weapons to Iran. That was funny.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 8

Ronald Reagan? The actor?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Reagan was such a bag of shit, but because he was charismatic people think he was fantastic as a president.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 13

He is consistently ranked in non-partisan surveys as being one of the best modern presidents, so there's that.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

i.e. Obama.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Johnson swinging his Johnson everywhere is by far my favorite thing a president has ever done.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Were Regan alive today he would hate the modern GOP and would be Trumps most outspoken critic.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 4

Of this, I have no question.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That last one was pretty good

8 years ago | Likes 111 Dislikes 5

I don't get it.....

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

Then you're probably overthinking it, there's not any deeper meaning behind what he said.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 30

Found the guy who also didn't get it.

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I get it. It's just that it's so obvious I don't understand how someone couldn't get it unless they were overthinking it.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 16

Well when I first read it, my mind went to "the plumber is coming tomorrow morning" for some reason so I had to think about it.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The more I've looked at the policy disasters that arose from his presidency, the more I think he might actually have been the antichrist.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 22

You need to evaluate your life.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I think you are confusing him with Karl Marx, buddy

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 7

I dont get it.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Yep. Socialism kills.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

Am I the only one who thinks GIFs are a terrible format for this?

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 3

You wanna catch these hot ones?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 5

Russian leader telling a joke: v .

8 years ago | Likes 202 Dislikes 3

"I could kill you on a whim" [laughter]

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And everyone laughed. OR ELSE!

8 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

GULAG FOR YOU

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

[kills 60 million people]

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Holodomor was fucked up. In some ways, worse than the holocaust.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I wish there were a few high-budget movies about it. I can't even picture it

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As far as I know, most Americans don't even know about it. I guess we couldn't learn about all genocides, since there's been countless.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

between soviet russia and china, communism killed maybe 140 million people in "peace" time. and that isn't including cuba, north korea, /

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

vietnam or laos. fasism, outside of war, killed 11 million

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Know of any good sources on political crimes linked to Laotian communism? I'm looking at moving there.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I had a Polish girlfriend. She grew up when Poland was in the USSR. She said to me: "in school, we learned Polish, because we were Polish.

8 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 1

We learned Russian, because we were ruled by the Russians. We learned English, because it was the international language. And we learned

8 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 1

German.

8 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 1

Just in case."

8 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 1

Clever girl.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Screwed the country, but will add, he was charismatic!

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 18

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So anyone who doesn't like Reagan is a Stalinist?

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 5

Anyone who criticizes Reagan is a communist or not American been that way since he took office.

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Ah, I remember stuff like this when I was a kid. Reagan was actually a rather charismatic president. And the propaganda was spot on!!

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"Rather charismatic"? Understatement of the millennium. Have you seen the election results in 1980 and 1984?

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Almost all politicians are charismatic. Clinton. Bush. Obama, Trump. That's their one actual job.

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Being a kid of the 80's I remember him as being pretty freaking cool. People genuinely liked the guy.

8 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

I'm not an American, but I believe I've read that he was voted the people's favourite president of our time, could someone confirm this?

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

As an adult in the 80's, he was a train wreck

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May I ask why?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I disagree, I voted for him, as did many dems at the time, while not perfect, he certainly was not a train wreck.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Another fine example of "I'd have a beer with him" even if I'd never want him in charge of anything.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

Propaganda truly was spot on. No different than Obama

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I think that Obama didn't give money to contras to murder nuns.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 5

It's amazing how much the anti-Obama people attribute to him. Listening to them, he must be superhuman to have achieved so many evil acts.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

I also don't think Obama was a space Nazi but that's not really related to the comment you're replying to

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He commanded respect for the office, for Americans, for the United States. Carter was impotent but Reagan got in & returned American pride

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He was a senile actor who didn't know what the fuck he was doing. You sure love your idiots telling you that the U.S is great.

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And then immediately proceeded to fuck the economy

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Yes 3.5% GDP is terrible

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It's funny because the Soviet Union collapse shortly after LOL get wrecked m8

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Because Reagan saved the Russia from Communism along with Bush

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Gorbachev is responsible for getting rid of Communism after recognizing serious systemic issues with it. The highly educated Russian...

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society was ready to move away from Communism toward Democracy as a whole. Why do you think America played such a role?

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Shut the fuck up commie

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The irony of this is that IntheNow is sponsored by Russia Today(RT) which is sponsored directly by the Russian Government.

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The irony is that Reagan was the one to court the religious right that directly lead to this whole mess to begin with. But hey, pink glasses

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...which is a major sponsor of our current president.

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They praise Reagan because him and Bush saved Russia from Communism under the USSR

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Actually no.

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How so? Did they not save Russia from socialism? If I was Russian I would be grateful.

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I would be, socialism is the biggest murderer of mankind. Anything it touches turns to shambles.

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*communism there is in fact a difference especially modern versions.

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The USSR actually reformed itself out of existence after recognizing the systemic problems with communism. Although the way that they...

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

No it didn't the USSR was dissolved in 1991 and Russia went back to be its own sovereign nation.

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handled doing so created a myriad of problems, leading to a post-soviet depression. Because of this, the majority of Russians now...

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