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Sep 7, 2016 3:02 PM
JustARandomStrangerOnTheInternet
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goonies4life
I guess I've been single too long. I do have those moments when my filter just turns right off.
transientarchitect
It might not be the hardest job, but it's the most important.
KittyDreams4Real
Kids are only part of the equation. Cooking, cleaning, appts. I have no me time. I haven't slept in 2 ys. It's just me & kid. Not easy.
Ahabsbeard
I've been a stay at home dad. Did not enjoy it, and was a lot of work patience wise.
tinjafurtle
My fiance tried the stay at home dad thing with our 2 kids. After a month, he told me that he'd rather go to work. Now we have 3 kids.
swagmasterlevelginger
I left work a year ago to be a stay at home mom, it's exhausting and feels like I'm always doing it wrong. I can't wait to get back to work
SaucyFineBolognaFactory
samesies though i'm a dad. I love spending time with my kid but work is definitely easier
WhenIsItNotAGoodTime4Pie
Relax, you can't do it perfectly, nor will they be happy all the time.
Allusernameshavebeenchosen
Me too. It's stressful and it never ends.
Flannels
I'm sure parenting isn't easy, but certainly isn't the hardest job in the world...
kotomikun
People say it's the "hardest" job because it's harder than you might expect (since it's romanticized), and more common than any other job.
magneticmagic3
From my limited experience, the hardest part of raising kids is the boredom and mundane details you have to juggle.
almostalone
If my 2nd had been born my 1st born, he would be an only child. He will break you in ways new to the most miserable person & keep truckin.
onecupshort
I've owned my own business working 80 hrs a week. Being mom is harder for me. I'm a control freak. And you have no real control as a mom.
onecupshort
For example. Now when go to bed all I can do is pray he won't be up every half hour like he was the night before.
WhenIsItNotAGoodTime4Pie
There is a book for that, "Go the Fuck to Sleep"
WoeToHice
Ahhhhh, I love the smell of salt in the morning.
SilfenQuarn
I look after my two during school holidays, it is most excellent. Just accept that time for you will be sporadic and unpredictable.
NoThisIsPatrick939
Hardest job in the world: A working** mom. Not only do you work all day and take that shit, but your expected to go home and manage a home.
HonestCunt
'Going war,pinned down by a sniper.WHAT A JOKE'
Fejerro
We get it. Imgur hates kids. http://imgur.com/WTDnnwE
annibe11e
Yeah, it's not like you are responsible for an entire human that you love more than anything else and are still going to fuck up. Easy.
WhenIsItNotAGoodTime4Pie
Exactly, so relax, you turned out alright for the most part
JustARandomStrangerOnTheInternet
Fejerro
Have you ever tried to send a kid to take a nap when they don't want to? I feel like he's never tried that.
TheHuntedSnark
This guy must have had a horrible mother.
JustARandomStrangerOnTheInternet
username appears to be on point
TheHuntedSnark
You have something icky stuck in your right nostril.
JustARandomStrangerOnTheInternet
boogers are yummy
IOIscar
Parenting is not the hardest job ever. It can however be extremely difficult sometimes. Depending on the kid. Good joke though.
Jball22
Modal?
CilantroGirl
club dubya
Phenome
Modàl?
gravytrainwithbiscuitwheels
That is what meUndies are made of.
lahockey2121
SMAHT CAHS SMAHT PHONES SMAHT HOMES
I3anshee
TESHNOLOGIE IS MAEKIN EVRITHING WICKED SMAHT
HonestCunt
BUT LOSING THINGS MAKES SMAHHT PEOPLE FEEL REALLY FUCKIN STUPID...
CommonSpence
No more SWEATY BAAAAALLSS
WingKongXchange
Badoop boop
dawnawakensyoursoul
Have a good day and go fuck yourself
Cocoabutter98
Modle?
MrPeanutButtersDog
shaaave BUUUTTAAA
WingKongXchange
And I'mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm just checking in on ya.
Ispentthelastfewyearsbuildingupanimmunitytoiocanepowder
Mom. Mom. Mom. Mum. Mommy. Mum. Mummy. Mom. Mom. Mumma. Mom. Momom. mah. Ma. Mommy. Mom. Mom. Mum. Mumma. Mom. Mum. WHAT!? I can't remember.
Clocall
It sure is weird how people on imgur seem to simultaneously idolise and hate women
gonetodublin
they think they idolise them but they really just sexualise them and think it's the same thing
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It's a tough job because kids are little fucking narcissists intent on fucking up your day. Fuck you kids. FUCK YOU!
aselfdefeatingattitude
Do not fuck kids.
vermonticusmaximus
I can't honestly think of anything I'd rather do less than raising a child.
jonnnney
Just because you don't want to do something doesn't make it difficult.
XorSwap
Die by being slowly torn in half
loowhovian
I need that thanks Satan gif for almost all of these replies.
1234canIhavealittlemore
I once did the night shift in a stone grinding plant. 10 hours of back breaking work in the dust, noise, stench and sweat. That was worse.
NorthKoreabestKorea
Prostitution, being a chi-boy in Afghanistan, sexual slavery, being a POW... There's literally thousands of thing way, way worse
GoogleAutocorrect
That's because you can't really afford to fuck up. If you do it will ruin you emotionally and financially. And you cant just up and quit too
tippnasty
adoption.org
ThisFireGrowsHigher
I used to hate work because it's work. Now I hate work because it's time away from 7mo angel. What if I miss something?
Rihn
Only one thing to do. Hope your kid becomes famous, and watch the enevitable documentary about their youth. Easy.
cuzitsthere
*inevitable. Not being a dick. It was a good comment. +1
Rihn
No worries. I love when I learn something new. English is not my first language. Thanks!
clutchthepearls
You forget you're on imgur. Around here its not cool to like children.
drmuelr
You're delusional if you think that's a popular sentiment anywhere except explicitly child-free venues.
clutchthepearls
Nope. Imgur is where everyone pats themselves on the back for "it's my choice to not have demon spawn!"
causality
Imgur is where everyone seems to think they're the victim no matter what the topic.
NotThatOneTheOtherOne
I have yet to hear or see anything funny about this guy. Is he supposed to sound enlightened, like he "gets it"? Or is "pissed off" funny?
kidswat
I feel the same way about some other comedians. Like everything else, just a matter of taste.
evoactivity
If you don't find his helicopter story funny then he just isn't for you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uZSI9s5z7c
WoeToHice
It's for the same reason the elementary school comebacks don't sound funny or smart to adults: he caters to a different audience, is all.
cocodonut
I think people just love ranting.
JustARandomStrangerOnTheInternet
he's the angry guy
Irishda
He's like a less political Lewis Black for me. Check out any of his clips on Conan. His Star Wars one is my favorite
MasterDefenestrator
Based on tales from several friends with infants... this post is FULL of misconceptions about how effortless dealing with them is.
JustARandomStrangerOnTheInternet
it's *almost like oversimplification and exaggeration are common tools for a stand up comedian
MasterDefenestrator
most famous routines usually consist of comedic observations of then-current events rather than petty dissections of small-talk phrases. 2/2
MasterDefenestrator
A large part of what makes stand-up bits funny is that, yes, they're exaggerated... but also somewhat accurate or true. That's why the 1/2
clutchthepearls
I can't watch his specials. I have no problems with sexist humor, but I'm pretty sure he legitimately HATES women. It's uncomfortable.
HonestCunt
He makes a lot of good points,sugar tits.
thesejarsareforfartsonly
There's a lot of good points for both sides, pink dick.
clutchthepearls
I like some of his stuff, but a lot of it is sad. Just like your comment.
Irishda
I don't think so based on his podcast with his wife. Half his stuff is misconceptions, the other half is legit
YouDontKnowMeIDontKnowMe
It's a job that you can NEVER clock out of. Put the kids to bed whenever you want? HAH! Those fuckers run your schedule. Hard, but worth it.
FrankRizzo55
It's not even a job
TropicalPsychosis
It can be sometimes, challenging too, but I think the point was that while it's a job, it's not necessarily the hardest
FrankRizzo55
It's simply not a job. A lot of things take hard work, effort, etc but they simply aren't jobs... at all. Not even close.
Thneitis
I know many jobs like that... It's called salary at a 24/7 operation... Get emails/calls at all times of the day or night quite regularly
beaneball33
If you don't do this "job" very well, do you end up not having money, no home, no food etc?
YouDontKnowMeIDontKnowMe
Well it certainly doesn't pay you for one. And if you do it poorly enough you can lose your kids so...
TropicalPsychosis
But, is it harder than mining or working on an oil rig? Maybe... not really, but I still respect moms, woo go mom
SatansLover
Not to mention, as this post proves, you get absolutely no respect for it.
MemeDissector
you can get respect for it. but it's not the hardest job in the world. i'd say that honor goes to pornstars.
YouDontKnowMeIDontKnowMe
Lol seriously. All kids are different too. You can do all the "right" things, but there's no guarantee that its "right" for that kid.
SatansLover
YES. Moms are superheroes, I don't care what anyone says.
zeddwolf
If "those fuckers" run your schedule you obviously don't know how to raise kids.
DiscGolfMike
You are doing something wrong then... Raised 2 kids who never had an issue sleeping. Just need to stick to a schedule and be strong.
YouDontKnowMeIDontKnowMe
TBH im speaking for a friends who have a major issues with their kids sleep schedules. And I agree, schedule should be better.
NoChocolateIsBetterYoureWrong
...certainly an optimal luxury that many parents cannot afford, however. (2)
NoChocolateIsBetterYoureWrong
Every child is different, including your own. I'm happy to hear that bedtimes were easy for you, a structured and scheduled environment (1)
Counterfit
President is the same way, except approximately half or more of the country probably hates you no matter what.
dunecat1337
Like teenagers.
WhenIsItNotAGoodTime4Pie
If your doing it right, the hatred levels can go higher.
wiggleslash
Yep, and there are plenty of jobs that require you to work long hours and be on call all the time.
zeddwolf
Babysitter, in-laws, kindergarten, daycare, Sunday school, plenty of ways to "clock out". Plus they eventually move out.
YouDontKnowMeIDontKnowMe
Those options just aren't available to everyone. Childcare is expensive especially if your child is under pre-school age. No fam nearby.
zeddwolf
No, but they are to anyone who's ever said being a mother is the most difficult job on the planet
YouDontKnowMeIDontKnowMe
So you know every mother who's ever said that on the planet? That's impressive.
zeddwolf
I have spent years in 3rd world countries; they work their ass off; ppl who really know what difficult means. This is bs they would laugh @
NoChocolateIsBetterYoureWrong
My pregnancy was made nightmare with preeclampsia. After an awful labor, I developed harrowing post partum depression issues as well. 1
TheRealHS
You've clearly had it hard but expecting him to list every single exception to the things he says in a comedy show is a bit much.
NoChocolateIsBetterYoureWrong
Most women don't have it all that easy. The only demographic he speaks to is well-to-do stay at home mothers - not the majority.
NoChocolateIsBetterYoureWrong
Statistically, 70% of women work AND raise their children - and of the 17.4 Mil raised by single parents, 80% are single mothers.
TheRealHS
*whispers* Comedy show
NoChocolateIsBetterYoureWrong
Except it isn't funny, and as posts on IMGUR go to show, people actually BELIEVE the crap he's espousing. Look around you.
JustARandomStrangerOnTheInternet
i mean the MOST you can say is YOU dont think it's funny.
TheRealHS
would die in a lava pit. 2/2
TheRealHS
If I was going to take offhand comments as seriously as you are, I would tell you that you're morally repugnant for wishing Bill Burr 1/
NoChocolateIsBetterYoureWrong
My hormones weren't regulating, and so I spent 4 months bleeding out after birth. About that time, Hashimoto's Disease developed in me. 2
NoChocolateIsBetterYoureWrong
Bio father was MIA since my 2nd month of pregnancy, decided he rather live 3 states away because he just "wasn't ready" for a child. 3
NoChocolateIsBetterYoureWrong
My career ground to a halt, previous work place laid me off, and I had a colicky infant preventing me from sleeping. This comedian can 4
NoChocolateIsBetterYoureWrong
Crawl into the deepest lava pit ever discovered and may his descent be agonizing and slow.
NoChocolateIsBetterYoureWrong
I worked 2 jobs to make ends meet - couldn't be happier now, but in no way was my life of motherhood easy. If I had access to a stay at home
Silviakitty
Depends on much much you like kids? For me they are like devil spawn
kevlarburrito
Then don't have them?
gakio12
Doesn't change the fact they are devil spawn.
YourLordSatan
maybe they are
BruceFlea99
Ah, which suggests you are also devil spawn. Quick anatomy lesson > kid and adult humans = same species
Silviakitty
Quick lesson in grammar, use of "like" indicates a simile. I.e she was like a red rose, does not mean she's a fucking flower.
BruceFlea99
No grammar lesson required. You need a reading comprehension lesson you angry little ant.
DefinitelyNotAMoose
Kittens = playful and cute, Cats = lazy assholes. Same species. Over generalization, but not liking kids doesn't mean you don't like adults
GeneralBlox1234
When they reach double digits it should get better if you disciplined them.
DarthKratos
AfroSamuraiRM
Um. Maybe a lighter gif choice... Or a thumbs up. Just, not this one.
DarthKratos
DefenestrationAssistant
No no, you misunderstand. Its the hardest job in the world because no one doesn't fuck it up at some point, and most fuck it up a lot.
TheFrenchGirl
Yeah, fuck up your job, lose money, lose job, you'll find an other one. Fuck up your kid education, there is no come back, and it hurts.
PictureHelper
That description also applies to president of the united states
kevlarburrito
Show me a job, and I'll show you someone whose fucked it up. That isn't special
TheFrenchGirl
Yeah, fuck up your job, lose money, lose job, you'll find an other one. Fuck up your kid education, there is no come back, and it hurts.
clutchthepearls
Nah, 99% of parenting is common sense and following through.
Imthedroidyouwerelookingfor
Sounds like every job ever.
ShamrockFury
Then you toss it out and start over. I'm not see what the issue is here
Knoldus
I don't know if you've ever had a job, or even lived in a human society, but everyone can fuck up anything at some point or another
DefenestrationAssistant
From your comment I'm guessing English isn't your first language. That's ok, but "no one doesn't fuck it up" means EVERYONE fucks it up. 1/2
DefenestrationAssistant
Which is very different than "anyone can fuck up anything" In what other job is it actually impossible to not fuck up someone else's life?
Paramedia
Lol. Good example: killing season named for when all the baby doctors graduate med school.
ThisFireGrowsHigher
If I screw up a TPS report I just make people mad. Screw up rearing children and you could ruin lives.
MotherRingo
There are many jobs where screwing up has bigger consequences than one more shithead. E.g. Doctor, Lawyer, Military, Structural Engineer...
MotherRingo
There are many jobs where screwing up has bigger consequences than one more shithead. E.g. Doctor, Lawyer, Military, Structural Engineer...
MotherRingo
There are many jobs where screwing up has bigger consequences than one more shithead. E.g. Doctor, Lawyer, Military, Structural Engineer...
MotherRingo
There are many jobs where screwing up has bigger consequences than one more shithead. E.g. Doctor, Lawyer, Military, Structural Engineer...
MotherRingo
There are many jobs where screwing up has bigger consequences than one more shithead. E.g. Doctor, Lawyer, Military, Structural Engineer...
MotherRingo
There are many jobs where screwing up has bigger consequences than one kid. E.g. Doctor, Lawyer, Military, Structural Engineer...
MotherRingo
There are many jobs where screwing up has bigger consequences than one more shithead. E.g. Doctor, Lawyer, Military, Structural Engineer...
ShamrockFury
Screw up their rear and it'll ruin them as well.