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JoeManzella
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totallynotmyrealaccountseriously
Totally thought the spidy one was a superman symbol for a second. Couldn't figure out why it said "avenger"
detour512
What's up with Final Destionation? I died a little...
mericanmagnus
Saw films are dumb movies for stupid people.
Shayq
Transformers ~the last knight .
Arcendus
Pretty much everything on this list evokes a very sarcastic "Right. We definitely need another one of those..."
PTERODACTYCAT
They spelled destination wrong in "Final Destination ". #herpderp
PTKrieg
THOR: RAGNAROI?
somethingclever941
Hooray for a total lack of originality in our film industry!!! I can't wait to watch endless sequels and remakes for the rest of my life
lkat
If Avatar 2 isn't as good as the first one I will literally cry. I watch that damn movie twice a month. It's so beautiful.
MrBig
With the time James Cameron is putting towards it, I say it's in good spirits. He's really concentrating to make it great
FH2actual
All I saw was Aliens...
VresiBerba
Then you saw wrong because it's actually Alien
blueygooey
#9 http://38.media.tumblr.com/853d3c6dcf3534794797148651b151bd/tumblr_n58duxoTNV1rqmlpro1_250.gif he fucking did it
drinkyourjuiceshelby
Heh
TheRealGowron
The only one I care about is Beetlejuice 2.
springuy8
Iron man 4 isn't happening though
dennydorko
Neither is Justice League Mortal.
reaperhugs
Almost all of these are fake.
MrBig
The posters are but a lot of the movies are happening
dennydorko
This list is so dumb. JUSTICE LEAGUE MORTAL was cancelled by the studio like 8 years ago. IRONMAN 4 is fake as hell.
milpitAsian
Power Bangers.
IcyLucario
I saw that too, really should move that lens flare a letter over.
MonkeyConQueso
Pretty much what I saw. LENS FLAREEEEEE
DougDeNasty
Cannot be unseen.
JackHandy70
Resident Evil The End: For reals, JK she's going to space next, 10 million Alices throwing 10 millions knives into a planet zombie.
SkypeOfCthulhu
I fell off the entire franchise around the one where they're trapped in a building. And I'm willing to admit I liked the first one.
fantastapotamus
I liked the first one too, even the 2nd and 3rd weren't bad. The 4th and 5th though.. (shudder).
raknor88
Are these all real movies that are coming out? Like Pirates and Transformers? I thought those series were done.
BlackCherryAardvark
Not all are really coming out but those two are.
narwhalsies
Power Rangers is real. They're filming it near my house.
JackHandy70
Thor Ragnarok? So whens Loki going to seduce a male horse and have it's kid.
rollilolli
Ragnarok in Marvel is a Thor android made by Tony. Not sure what they'll do with the MCU version, but we'll see.
lurkmorepostnever
Ragnarok is also when Thor dies in some crazy shit that starts when he kills his brother in the comics. What I remember from civil warcomics
baconsmellsreallygood
It'd be funny if the make a joke about that and Loki coldy just stares at the camera like wtf...
JackHandy70
Loki standing next to Thor, a huge stallion walks by, Thor gives Loki a nudge and a wink, Loki glares but does a quick look at the horse.
AynRandySavage
Power Bangers
MintBerryCrunchy
I am not the only one, yeah!
smootherthanafreshjarofskippy
Yup, this is why I came to the comments
dracomageat
They really should have thought about their lens flare placement.
IPlayWithFire
U are 1 sick depraved perv. Turning a kid show into a porn parody. And its exactly what I was gonna say!
BrontTheGoodBoy
Oh, I'm pretty sure someone did.
someareborntosweetdelight
"Where the sun DO shine"
silvestri
Half of these are fake
DrewBerg
And the ones that are real are terrible. OP is a bad person, I just know it.
MrBig
A throwaway account. Really brave
TurkeyFarmsBlelluh
I think all of them are
MACARLOS
...but I want beetle juice 2
pvtpastapajamas
some of these movies are being made but all of these are fan made posters
trawr13
No caddilac...
Turbosnailz
Really? I was looking forward to "power bangers"
reaperhugs
Almost all of them are fake.
MrBig
Actually most of them are real
bonibear
Of all the shit on this list, Zombieland 2 better be a fucking joke. Don't mess with the classics
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It's spelled "zombilland" And the text in the top right is off center and fake.
BlackCherryAardvark
That poster is fake but the movie is supposed to start shooting this summer.
ChefHannibal
classic? it's only 7 years old. and why not have a sequel. it's not like they're remaking it
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Also the 2 is a horrible photoshop
FreelanceSpermDonor
From 2014, but still sadly true: http://cdn.kickvick.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/hurting-true-life-facts-a-13.jpg
HateMailHero
I wonder how many of those movies up to 1960 were originally books.
Supernerdtastic
There's actually a shitton of movies released in like the 50s that were remakes of prior films.
cerastes
Granted, the vast majority of movies every year are average to shit in any year. We just remember the good ones.
dennydorko
Except not actually true because there were some remakes released that year.
bronsonlug
Prometheus 2
YamatoIouko
Alien:Covenant. That IS the title.
bronsonlug
Oh
YamatoIouko
Probably to tie it in closer the Alien franchise.
bronsonlug
Cool I hope they keep the engineers in the plot
Rawrazaurus
2017: where no one can come up with new ideas so they just recycle the old crap
Supernerdtastic
It's cute you're being generous enough say we didn't hit that point even in the 50s.
Rawrazaurus
I was just trying to be nice LO
Armithel
2017: The Remake of 2014
Napier13
We hit that period a while back.
Supernerdtastic
Like the 50s. Seriously. This is nothing new.
CrazyCatLad
As a creative fiction writer, I'm like so offended right now. Not by you but by endless reboots of the same thing.
Supernerdtastic
"Now?" So you graduate high school in a couple years?
CrazyCatLad
Huehuehue no.
CaffeinatedSlacker
27 different movies, only two of them are not remakes/sequels *sigh*
Qualtagh
WHAAAAT? People don't know ahead of time to be excited about stories they've never heard of?! THIS IS THE DEATH OF ART.
The3DPrintingPolak
first thing I noticed as well...
DoctorIdentity
If it makes you feel better, a lot of these are fake. "Destination" is even spelled wrong on the FD6 poster.
Supernerdtastic
Also, a good portion are fanwake/rumors.
LikeABonerInSweatpants
Marvel movies are just new arcs. That's like reading a comic and calling the next issue a sequel. I'm excited
bob6544
In the most technical sense the next issue would be a sequel. The thing is, movies have such long run time and cover much more material.
bob6544
Just as new ideas need to be shaped for every new sequel to a movie, that happens with comics. Just on a smaller scale.
bob6544
And I'm sure we can all agree that not every issue of a comic Arc was as good as the last. And not every one was worse either.
LikeABonerInSweatpants
I was referring to the typical connotation of sequel and bad with respect to movies. But I'm glad they are making more bc the stories r gud.
sarkastic
It's absolute madness. Where are the original movies?
GavinScreaming
Not being anticipated years in advance because people don't know they want to see them yet. How is this not obvious?
Redbrickadam
Off not making money.
sarkastic
Yeah so true.
Supernerdtastic
Indie films.
zxms
But...that's not the point. Yes, it's possible to be hyped over an original title (from a popular company or director) but usually you're
zxms
hyped over the continuation of a story.
CertifiedTintinologist
*you're conditioned to be hyped over the continuation of a story. Humans crave completion. That's why idiots wanted a sequel to Inception.
baconsmellsreallygood
https://www.reddit.com/r/im14andthisisdeep here I feel you will feel at home posting here
orangedirt
Ha! The story WAS completed.
Ilikeitwhenyoucallmebigpapa
Most of these shouldn't have even been made.
TheRuggedProfessorNeckbeard
I think well over half of these the movie doesn't exist and they're fanmade posters.
CaffeinatedSlacker
I'll give almost anything a chance, but I just find this disconcerting. I used to go to the movies every week, now, I just wait for video.
eatyourmeat
Putlocker. Stream that shit fo free
04mach1
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CaffeinatedSlacker
Thanks for the suggestion, but I'm not really interested in free straming.
Ilikeitwhenyoucallmebigpapa
I'll probably see John Wick in theatres. The rest I'll probably only ever see if my friends make me.
CaffeinatedSlacker
Yeah, the first John Wick was a surprisingly good movie. I'm intrigued by Batman, but only because George Miller is on it.
Genbuthesaint
You know for a movie that did so well, a lot of people seem to hate Avatar. I for one loved it, and i can't wait for the sequel.
ButtsMcGee86
I didn't hate it, but I didn't love it either. I don't really care if they make a sequel or dont.
Sheepyhead
I thought it was entertaining and pretty, and I didn't really expect anything more
questionablechoices
Though visually spectacular I think the message and the heavy handedness of its delivery made people not like it.
ISuperBelieveInYouTadCooper
Well put. The cinematography, visual effects, and soundtrack were mesmerizing. The plot, less so.
SlotegeAllDay
In my experience, any movie that uses a substance called "unobtainium" without sarcasm is garbage.
siderinc
The story isn't that good, it looks amazing, it was the first big triple A 3d experience from a director that brought you T2
CrazyCatLad
I watched it for the CGI since I'm a 3D modeler...like 4 years after it came out. It was whelming.
TheHolmberg
You mean "How The West Was Won" space version.
brmedic
You mean dances with Wolves, or fern gully, or last samurai, or......
ISuperBelieveInYouTadCooper
Pocahontas?
TheHolmberg
lol, yeah. Pick a white people ruin the world movie and go!
AtWestEnd
Pocahontas?
brmedic
That too
theoneguywhohasthatreallylongnameyouseefromtimetotime
Transformers:rise of unicorn Admit it that's what u saw
interactor
I actually looked for a horn on his head.
totalbrisket
May as fuckin well be, it would probably make a better movie
PrincessFluffyButtt
It really really is
artsystuff
Nope, because I saw the original Transformers movie in the theater when I was a kid, and had like every damn Transformer ever made.
Lunchbox151
thats not what it said?
Goatmilf
I had to scroll back and look 3 times. And still was convinced it said unicorn
sadn00b
Had to scroll back and read it again.
WillayGreen
And Power Bangers
IAmDrBanner
Out of all of those movies, Transformers and Resident Evil are two that I don't care about one bit.
IAmDrBanner
Seriously, I can't believe the RE franchise with Milla Jovovich is still going.
pikakid24
I like giant robot fights
davepermen
I want RE to properly end. They built up to that last movie and then... Nothing.
superlazarallstars
All I could think of is the band unicron
Cefus
I've seen that poster before, and I still see Unicorn.
johncolt
my little pony and transformers both belong to Hasbro, so it's not far fetched
Fiss
Dear Princess Unicron, today I learned the magic of eating an entire cybernetically augmented civilization! It was yummy! - Twilight Sparkle
davepermen
There where multiple my little pony references in the movies afaik
LordZetskus
Yes, guilty. I had to scroll back up to check ????
Proboscidea4815162342
Exactly.
MACARLOS
Never!!!
doubledan
dammit you got me
MayaMacabre
Well I do now.
Meliruth
Yes it was...
iUpvoteEveryoneThatReplies
That's what I saw. However the actual name is Transformers: The Last Knight
likeasixoutoften
I genuinely think the movie would be so much better if the don't have any human characters.
iUpvoteEveryoneThatReplies
I've never seen any of the cartoon transformers so I wouldn't know what that is like. I really like the movies though.
likeasixoutoften
Me neither. I love the movies even though they are really bad. Idk why though.
mt77932
They couldn't do Unicron anyway since Orson Welles is dead.
enstreme
John Noble did an excellent Unicron in TF:P
jbird84
That's what I saw. However the actual name is Transformers: It Can't Be Worse Than The Previous One But We Sure Are Gonna Try #suckers
HaulinOats
If the dinobots had been in it since the beginning of the movie it would've been a little better
jbird84
Trodding out a legal aged girl as an under aged girl to make guys turned on but feel guilty about it was a nice touch tho
IPostedWhat
Look Again -
OccamsShavingCream
That's a Pegasus you pleb
RedGooseIV
But it also has a horn
TheRealTR8R
Alicorn?
OccamsShavingCream
Is that a thing?
LesbianTrappedInManBody
Is that not what it said? I don't wanna scroll back up
PingpongMuffinhead
Unicron. The biggest baddie in Transformers, iirc. He transforms into a planet.
TheSlavViking
Rise of the flamboyant gay Decepticons
YesmynameisGreg
CHARLIE!!! WE'RE GOING TO TRANSFORMER MOUNTAIN CHARLIE!!
operationcwal
Mlemlemlemlemlemlem
Combatmatt
Good dammit they took my kidney!
jagecage
You are the banana king Charrrrrlieeeeee
westo48
Haven't seen that shit since middle school
tank408
Charlie's a non believer.
YesmynameisGreg
Shunnn.
Bcary461
SHUNN N N NNN
TemetNosce000
NNNNNNUH
TuggyMcBoatface
It's a mechanical liopleurodon!!!! CHARLIE!
SchwiftyGameOnPoint
It's going to guide our way to Transformer Mountain!
YesmynameisGreg
Wait... is it mechanical? I've been saying "magical" this whole time (and do not believe I am wrong, yet).
ObviouslyNotAnFBISurveillanceVanInYourDriveway
In the video, they say magical.
TuggyMcBoatface
Can't believe I have to explain this. It was a pun going with transformers.
YesmynameisGreg
Shit. I'm an idiot.
DefinitelyNotCera
Half of those look like bad shops.
TrustMeImABassist
Worst than this, without Cera.
NotFarEnough
Just so people know, many of these are actual movies in development--its the posters that are fan-made
LGMHorus
Including Final Destionation 6?
DickDastardly404
there are many, many legit movie posters with fucking shoddy photoshop work in them, but I agree
Kudoskid
Sequels sequels sequels sequels sequels
HoosteenDiaz
Fucking transformer unicorn hahaha
karatejohnson
Destionation... That should tell you enough
thegarlicawakens
@DefinitelyNotCera only said bad shops. The others are meh-to-good shops.
parallaxis
Might still be real, poster design has gone to shit.
Theothercword
That means the other half are pretty good shop jobs considering I don't think there's actual posters for most of these.
cvtthekid
Especially the last one, OP it's "The Conjuring 2", why make a sequel of a prequel that had an ending of itself?
therealmccoy
none of these are real
MyUsernameIsMyUsersame
Are you sure ? I thought they were making a slender man movie
samsonguy920
None of the movie posters are, no. A lot of the movies are.
BlankMage
Some of the movies are, though. I mean, obviously Star Wars 8 is a thing.
anabundanceofpuns
That iron man poster just looks like complete shit
BlankMage
STARRING BOBBLEHEAD ROBERT DOWNY JR.
anabundanceofpuns
STARRING POORLY LIT WEIRD EXPRESSION ROBERT DOWNEY JR.
arachnophiliac
The Spiderman one has a deviantart watermark on it, so I'm a bit suspicious about that one. A lot however, are in fact movies that will 1/2
ImTheGoddamnBatwoman
*Spider-Man
Iihavegas
No, he was talking about Phil Spiderman.
ImTheGoddamnBatwoman
Haha oh yes of course!
arachnophiliac
be coming out shortly, but the posters used aren't official. 2/2
nyrb
It's Spider-Man Homecoming. Also his costume is all red in that picture...
mearas
All are shops, some are just better than others. Just look at the spelling of Destination in Final Destination.
BlankMage
"Zombilland"
CrappingYouNegative
O shit
FacemanPeck
I think they are ALL shops.
Whathappensif2imgurianscopulate
Saw 8 legacy is in the works too.
NoNeed4Instructions
John Wick 2 is confirmed
ThisIsAFineHouseboat
Beetlejuice 2 is not in production either. It's a photoshop of a photo of Michael Keaton from 2014.
docdocdoc01
Looks like Lazarat Burning is real, too.
Radix865
I think they're shops but the movies themselves are confirmed...at least some of them.
FacemanPeck
This is exactly right.
rollilolli
Thor: Ragnarok isn't. That's an upcoming Marvel film. And there IS a MCU Spider-Man film coming. Spider-Man: Homecoming.
FacemanPeck
Ah true. The Thor one is real.
rollilolli
Seems like Pirates 5 and Alien: Covenant is, as well. They're being made, at least.
anth895
I assumed they meant that the actual posters were shopped. Most of these I know for sure are actually scheduled movies.
Aksuuuh
Disagree. Wasn't able to buy anything from any of these.
ItsMorphinTimeIdiot
Oh you
PoopholeAintALoophole
detour512
Something seems off...they don't look real.
hoagiexcore
I'm pretty confident they're not. Just somebody with photoshop daydreaming.
goodoldwoofers
'Cept VIII - that's confirmed for next year by both Lucasfilm and Disney.
NotFarEnough
Well most of these are actual movies that are in development, it's just the posters that are fake
ArtemisOzzimmer
Im fairly sure they are cus I thought they were done with Iron Man stand alone movies...
RobotPandaz
http://m.ign.com/articles/2016/04/30/robert-downey-jr-open-to-returning-for-iron-man-4
springuy8
Yea it's done
leemariefink
After seeing civil war I'm completely fine with that.
BeardKhan
That was captain america though. #TEAMIRONMAN !!!!
LokiKingOfJotunheim
There's nothing official yet, but there are rumors. If it is announced, it sure as hell isn't coming out for several years...
samsonguy920
RDJ's on the fence on maybe doing another, but only on the fence.
RobotPandaz
Ironman 4 is a sure thing.
Wolffenblitz
Why did this get downvoted? People need to google.
RobotPandaz
Yeah I didn't know that was offensive haha
RadioEngineerMonkey
Not anywhere on Marvel's schedule.
RobotPandaz
Have you tried google?
RadioEngineerMonkey
Sure, and there are plenty of random stories that aren't Marvel and Disney confirming shit. That means it is NOT a sure thing.
BlackCherryAardvark
They announced a long time ago that RDJ wouldn't be doing anymore standalone Iron Man movies. He'd just be appearing in other Marvel stuff.
SloptimusPrime
RDJ has recently stated he'd be open to the idea of making a fourth stand-alone Iron Man film.
RadioEngineerMonkey
Yeah, but his openness doesn't mean anything concrete.