Damn

Oct 5, 2021 1:28 PM

rexonasmuggler

Views

142864

Likes

1981

Dislikes

29

Quit yolkin’ around

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There is nothing wrong with the third one :) more yolk more yum

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My does that top right one every day. She eats the yolk and gives the whites to the dogs

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

surprise it not Miss Omelette instead.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Increasingly Unsettling Eggs".....loved their 1st album.....

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

It's sa-teen, actually.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The 4 horsemen of the eggpocalypse

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is the kind of mindset i want to see encouraged for the comedic genius he/she is.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Next level please ! Unsettling breakfasts!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A worthy pursuit

4 years ago | Likes 106 Dislikes 0

Purse suit

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Suit for purses? Fancy.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I put my time into breeding chicken. It got out of hand. Now I'm buried in eggs.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You can make a religion out of this

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well you have succeeded.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The top left one looks like the egg white omelets I make with the left over whites from making Alton Brown's Aged Egg Nog. And it's time!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You can also whip them with some sugar and use them as a topping for drinks.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Stop it! Stop it right now!!!

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

Stop that banging.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This post made me eggnostic

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The woman who posted this has a PhD. We would know this if some asshole (not you, @Op) hadn't cropped the tweet.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Wh.....why does it matter if she has a PhD?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Because it actually stands for Pretty Huge Desire to make unsettling eggs

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We'd also know if you had included a sauce link!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm not that committed. Should be an easy find on Google.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Eggcellent!

4 years ago | Likes 479 Dislikes 2

Eggactly

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Eggquisite

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Shellshock.io

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I personally found them to be eggregious

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Can't upvote as it's at 666

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wonder if we'll ever see a gritty remake version of this character? Ha.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh stop egging them on.

4 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

It's a yolk, not a beak. Don't take it so hard. ;)

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Well now I'm scrambled.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Omelette that one slide.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It was a bit soft-boiled I'll admit.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 109 Dislikes 1

4 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Is that a sub-species of the Vindaloovians?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That last one...

4 years ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 2

I'm more concerned how they got the giant yolk in the bottom left

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Half a canned peach!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ostrich egg or just low res photo

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*unbroken

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 359 Dislikes 16

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah! Stretch that cloaca!

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Whenever I see this, my only question is this: who cracked the egg?

4 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Ah, me egg

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

4 years ago | Likes 86 Dislikes 2

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What a terrible day to have eyes

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What in the fuck

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 67 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

ah, Shakespeare. Truly a master of words.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yoshi?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is the egg being eaten by a giant or does it just shrink after being laid?

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yes

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

4 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

Username checks out

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Why does that exist?

4 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

For the glory of satan, of course

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Porn got boring. Had to crank up the challenge

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's one way to get laid.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Give this man more upvotes!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well...that's something I've seen today. Thanks?

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Quick, how do I delete someone else's post.

4 years ago | Likes 147 Dislikes 0

You go get your funny gland surgically removed & cauterized. Then apply for a job as an imgur mod

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

You report it a bunch of times

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Side effect can be warning or temp ban

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0