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GerbilAssassin666
Big ass dude in green runs around killing shit with a female voice in his head that tells him where to go next
MPinky
Halo.
YaGotTheRona
Halo
Unbarring
Master Chief John 117
TheKerfuffle
I'm definitely not an octopus.
DaniF
Just a dad!
katsublue
Octodaaad. The totally human father figure.
GiftedByTheGernumblies
Octodad!
1LunchMan
Red headed free-spirit learns to shut off a computer.
RedClaws23
SuperHot
Momi90
Horizon zero dawn
Shruikan159
Aloy from horizon: zero Dawn?
Padraic
Red from Transistor?
Disassembler
I have PhD in crowbars.
dotherightthingtoday
Half Life
UnicornSpectre
A sexy velociraptor cop gone rouge. Spends time performing calibrations and saving the universe from space roaches.
RedClaws23
Rogue*
Freaknik48
Garrus.
RussellJackman
Sexy, sexy Garrus, Space Batman.
reflectedsoundofundergroundspirits
Garrus is sexy?
Randomman96
Reyquasis
Bruhhhhh, garrus fucking won on reddit for BEST FEMALE VOICE, and he is fucking male. Nigga that fucking explains every
reflectedsoundofundergroundspirits
Seriously? Do you have a link? I'd be interested in checking that out, if for nothing else than my own edification.
Reyquasis
Was on fp on imgur few days ago, check my favourite I think I favored it. If not try to Google
TheLeastOfUs
A chick who hates tombs but constantly raids them
AnalChain
Tomb raider
AnActualTsundere
..Zelda?
reflectedsoundofundergroundspirits
Dankey Kang
NotACheeto
Sanic
LaVagina
Shamus
Alexpro2014
Lara Croft
TheLeastOfUs
Yup
Arkham97
Lara croft?
TheLeastOfUs
Yep
LycoperdonPyroformis
A large man who drives a train made of excrement with 5 other equally insane people
Jinxis
This needs more upvotes lol
LycoperdonPyroformis
STRIP THE FLESH! (he says thank you)
leelaman
Krieg
TarkusOfTheBlackIron
Kreig?
LycoperdonPyroformis
Yep, I probably needed to word it better though.
SATANSTOPSCREAMING
I HAVE TO FIND MY SON
PolishAsparagus
Coooooorrrrraaaaaalllllll
djausdr
SHAUUUUUUN
JoreckRJasra
Marlin from finding nemo
SATANSTOPSCREAMING
+1 but wrong
TheNotSoSilentTitan
JAAAASSSOOOOONNN
remingtn
Press x to Jason.
reflectedsoundofundergroundspirits
Vader?
Wowyouknowwhatsomanyusernamesaretakenthesedays
Lone survivor, the guy from the forest, ethan from heavy rain, the list keeps going.
SATANSTOPSCREAMING
"/badly/ describe" And the first was right, if you ment Lone Survivor.
thegrimcoder
An overworked scientist...
MegaDeuce
Batman?
RedClaws23
GLaDOS
JamesAHarrod
All outta bubblegum
AbridgedKirito
I've come to kick gum and chew ass, and I'm all outta ass - dick kickem
SeamusMCMXCVI
Dick Kickem
ralphie84
They Live
MersopolisII
Duke Nukem?
PiccoloPetey
I came here to kick bubblegum and chew ass.
Sandvifch
"And I'm all out of ass" -Dick Kickem
NotEvenAlittleBit
It's the dude who the game isn't named after, but everyone thinks it is.
intazma
Legend of Zelda
katsublue
Link
NotEvenAlittleBit
You got it!
FizzleBurger
Pit from Kid Icarus?
thatonebitchontheinternet
Looks and acts like Nathan Fillion but isn't Nathan Fillion
FizzleBurger
Deadpool?
Txbuck
Cayde 6
TarkusOfTheBlackIron
Buck?
PixelSprite64
ODST Gunnery Sergeant Reynolds
ButtsandBewbs
Nathan Fillion
FizzleBurger
Desmond Miles?
FizzleBurger
The Space Sphere?
TheNotSoSilentTitan
Nathan Drake?
thatonebitchontheinternet
Yay you got it!!
buthejustsaidwoo
He points a flashlight at black people then kills them but not in a racist way
THRILLHOUSE69
Francis York... Technically
UrsaPsi
Minecraft
ConnerVetro
Shadow of the colossus?
UrsaPsi
Slender?
donedealjames
Resident Evil 5?
krapmyself
Sounds like metal gear solid 5, phantom pain
Burlybear45
Alan wake
MisterOp
me
TheWizardBjorn
Cop simulator 2016 edition
Dreagoth
Alan wake?
buthejustsaidwoo
Yep
Isorikk
Luigi's Mansion
Stratum408
Altaren
nono in that he sucks black guys REAL hard to kill them
DestroyerCat44
A young mently I'll girl living on a very dangerous planet surviving with her pyrotechnic skills, stuffed creature and crumpets.
ImgurisluvImgurislife
Crumpets are crunk
TarkusOfTheBlackIron
Tiny Tina
DRLavacookies
jumps off 100ft+ high buildings like the Campanile di Giotto, lands in a pile of hay and survives
IOnlyPostThatOneGorillaGif
too east
IOnlyPostThatOneGorillaGif
EASY
WhiskersVonHoppyhopsthe3rd
Ezio Auditorre da Firenze
DRLavacookies
yes!
whywhynotthatswhy
Assassin's Creed
DRLavacookies
close enough
ButtsandBewbs
We're supposed to guess characters, not games
LiBearington
He runs at 50 mph, isn't afraid of nothing, has destroyed the gates of hell like twice.
DavidFe
Sonic?
Arkham97
Must be doom guy
RavennaMagnus
Pacman?
thenameshandbanana
MisterOp
Me?
shar10
Krytos
BubblesTheFish
doesn't afraid of anything
MegaDeuce
Sonic.
solomoncainereaper8888
Sonic runs at 765 mph
UrsaPsi
Minecraft
ilikebenches
I admire your commitment to the bit.
jdavis1186
I like Doom. Eh destroys hell and doesn't afraid of anything.
IdHaveSexualIntercourseWithHerIfSheLegallyConsentedToDoSoWithMe
Who is Sanic?
Icouldntthinkofacreativeusernamesoijustdidthis
Keairan
Except he does have ptsd. Demons killed his bunny, and he killed everything to avenge it.
eraser1
In the new game, he was the leader of an elite warrior caste that held back the demonic invasion until one of his people made a deal (1/2)
eraser1
with the demons, which allowed the demons so successfully invade doomguy's "realm". Since then, he's been killing demons. More like revenge
solomoncainereaper8888
One problem with your expo. He was the one who made the deal with the devil, was betrayed, and then took out his minor irritation on them.
Temenos
I like to think It the other theory that he's the same from the original games, who just got so powerful he became ageless and went to hell
Temenos
To fuck them up forever
Adam41150
Doom Guy?
LiBearington
Doom guy.
Kikipups
I think that would also apply to Gordon Freeman.
imgurcommocrugmi
1/3 good effort.
IneedFakeInternetPoints
I took a nap too long and woke to a dead spouse and missing child
pd75
The vault dweller
JoreckRJasra
Fallout 4
Wowyouknowwhatsomanyusernamesaretakenthesedays
Lone survivor
WhiskersVonHoppyhopsthe3rd
Max payne
ForgotMyOtherAcct
Tuesday last week
DamianWinters
Fallout 4 protagonist was your favourite video game character?
Rezerrex
Fallout 4
UrsaPsi
Minecraft
omgwieowb
Zelda breath of the wild
MagicCactus
It's outlast
Delta2Almanac
Red dead
hdchyf5
Fallout 4 nice hint
JackMolotov
I use expensive bullets
AbridgedKirito
That could be many people.
UrsaPsi
Minecraft
UrsaPsi
Heavy?
MinnesotaTom
oddworld stranger
NecroticPlunger
Bloodbourne
Delta2Almanac
Last of us
lordfwahfnah
Could be world of tanks also
eraser1
Lol. Run a premium account and/or tier 6 strongholds and make easy credits to spam as much gold as you want
xGBHxPegasus
Buy a Cromwell B, lovely little money earner.
eraser1
Or a Type 64, but the Bromwell is sort of better for crew training, but I used my Type to train a Chinese crew that I then used on heavies
solomoncainereaper8888
Halo?
TheNotSoSilentTitan
Metro Series
AlCoolAJ
Metro on Ranger mode to be exact XD
Ouroborus
The Heavy from TF2?
JackMolotov
Yup
ButtsandBewbs
"It weighs 150 killgrams and fires $200 custom-tool cartridges at 10000RPM. It costs 400,000 dollars to fire this weapon... for 12 seconds."
FeelThePoveR
First one is a playfull slut, the second one is a businesswoman, they are one and the same, they also run a club and are kinda dead.
SceneBeanOrSeanBornPickOneDammitYouCantHaveBoth
Vtm:b? Theresa and Jeanette?
Solaralyn
Oh god, now you made me miss that game. Those two were my first lesbian crushes.
FeelThePoveR
http://orig06.deviantart.net/82ac/f/2009/146/2/1/vampirebloodlines_motivational_by_memilly.jpg
BornToBeAwesome
Likely to be me tonight
FeelThePoveR
Yup, that's it ;)
SceneBeanOrSeanBornPickOneDammitYouCantHaveBoth
Love that game. When it works, of course! More bugs than happy cyclist's teeth.
FeelThePoveR
It's pretty rough around the edges, but unofficial patches help out a lot. I've recently started another playthrough and damn it's good. ;)
slipspace55
Middle aged guy kills thousands, to blow up the habitat that his crew crash landed on earlier.
SecludedGhost
Does he also mention dicks a lot?
Soulsand
Risk of Rain ?
Zephyrias
You have a relevant name, too.
Suvox
Halo 4
XombiWang
Grayson Hunt in Bulletstorm
Gasnia
Doom
UrsaPsi
Minecraft
Kercyan
Every Sim City
BearKurt
Halo
YaGotTheRona
Halo:CE?
RedClaws23
Endless Dungeon
CaptnTightPants
Captain Olimar?
lifeisadadjoke
Wish I could give another +1 for your user name
PwnageHobo
She's a pretty cool scientist straight from the pits of hell
FizzleBurger
Kinzie from Gat out of Hell?
DevilishlySexyStarfish
Glados?
CapLox
Mei?
PwnageHobo
Yes, indeed
TheGate
First name that comes to mind is Mei? The hell part is more semi-popular opinion than actual character though.
solomoncainereaper8888
I don't actually get it... Where did hell come from on her?
TheGate
Some people get frustrated with her abilities and how people use them, to the point where they sometimes say she is from hell.
PwnageHobo
Is that not allowed?
PwnageHobo
That was the first name that popped into my head too
FatSavage
I kill the dad and kidnap the little girl throughout the game while shooting drug addicts in an abandoned city
He1ler
Fallout
IvnWng
"dad" & "little girl" is a dead giveaway...
ClockworkVeil
Bioshock
IdHaveSexualIntercourseWithHerIfSheLegallyConsentedToDoSoWithMe
GTA
Hummingbirdbandit
That was good. I like you.
FatSavage
Finally someone does
TheKnight1509
That's an accurate description of bioshock
jjvega
Bioshock
UrsaPsi
Minecraft
dnbro
Booker DeWitt
CheesecakePi
Columbia wasn't abandoned, nor were the people drug addicts. I'm guessing the original Bioshock.
JohnyCarlos
Whenever i mentioned it, people will lose the game.
OverlordAinzOoalGown
Damn it!
TheSilentFucK
I hate you, but I love you too.
rcreif
I won the game a long time ago. I'm free.
rcreif
https://xkcd.com/391/
AwesomeKazu
Shit. I just lost.
thesolamnus
Its been months. God damn it
CephalopodLodge5
Dammit.
TheKerfuffle
Fuck you friend.
NorbertDemeter
What is this? I don't get it.
JohnyCarlos
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Game_(mind_game)
pookieeatworld
Fuck me, I just lost the game.
Ragnarukus
He is just a roadie that loves to ROCK with his wicked axe.
CapLox
Started to sound like Roadhog, but naw
DonnaNobleInTheLibrary
That bull from HotS?
NoWisdomWithoutRegret
E.T.C. That's who I thought of, but I think I was wrong.
robotin17
Eddie rigs
Porecomesis
Eddie Riggs!
BossJohns
Old dude kills animals for money while executing a threesome
UrsaPsi
Minecraft
reflectedsoundofundergroundspirits
That's a Geralt.
ralphie84
You forgot thee drinking and card games
FreeStevenAveryAndGiveMeFloofs
Geralt??
whywhynotthatswhy
I died.
TheStormtrooperThatHitHisHead
The courier of Fallout NV?
TheNotSoSilentTitan
Kingdom of Amalur: Reckoning
RazielReaver
How is this not top comment xD
jo3v
Jackie Estacardo
SirLyonhart
Bioshock Infinite (spoilers)
RedClaws23
Talion
WhatsMyUsernameAgainWhatsMyUsernameAgain
Destiny
asiandelight
Dark Souls.
whywhynotthatswhy
IdHaveSexualIntercourseWithHerIfSheLegallyConsentedToDoSoWithMe
The Oregon Trail
whywhynotthatswhy
nope
pookieeatworld
Very good guess, but Oregon trail usually gave the cause of death.
dunadunadonut
You died of dysentery
reflectedsoundofundergroundspirits
This character will penetrate anything. If it's ugly, it gets metal. If it's pretty, it gets the peen.
MegaDeuce
Duke Nukem.
74x9
Dig Dug?
UrsaPsi
Minecraft
PiccoloPetey
Duke Nukem
TheRockDude
Commander Shepard?
reflectedsoundofundergroundspirits
You're not inaccurate.
EmperorDurrell
Kratos
uzerok
Any protagonist from any Bioware game?
blechinger
Too fucking right.
xbolt
Geralt of Rivia.
questionableanswers
Of fucking Rivia
VariousConditions
Nice
reflectedsoundofundergroundspirits
"Winds howling." (Bar wench was named Wind)
reflectedsoundofundergroundspirits
Bingo.
JustLettingPeopleBeWrong
/smh Is it only me who doesn't play Geralt like the biggest slut who ever slutted? Because it sure seems like it :/
SarcasmTortoise
We'll you get xp for sleeping with prostitutes...
SATANSTOPSCREAMING
WHO SHOT ME IN THE HEAD
WookieJebus
Murdered: Soul Suspect
WhatTheIDontEvenHOW
ARMA
beariebear
Carmine
BlckLyht
The mother fucking mailman
AlfonsoAlvarado
Borderlands
BlueDsc
Man, you're supposed to badly describe the game, not make it as obvious as possible :P
CaptMyshitisbustedup
High noon anyone?
Underg33ker
Borderlands 2
CaveCanem
Shooty McShootFace
solomoncainereaper8888
I actually never saw him until my third play through when I wasn't playing a sniper... I had wondered what the achievement was for.
reflectedsoundofundergroundspirits
Subject Delta, Bioshock
CaptComment
Ron Swanson
thagoatman
Shooty mcshootface borderlands
crocokyle1
Facey mcshootey
oframpage
Max payne
UrsaPsi
Minecraft
ExaDeuce
Muton from Xcom
Russoe
Battlegrounds. Its gotta be.
SATANSTOPSCREAMING
nope
TheProfessionalMike
Ron Swanson
ralphie84
Fallout New Vegas
UrsaPsi
FONV
Ghauf
Some random fucker in PUBG.
TheWizardBjorn
Any bandit in skyrim/oblivion when your a sneaky archer
stichs12
FALLOUT NEW VEGAS
MersopolisII
The Courier.
ghostwarlock
Special delivery for you! It's an ass-whooping
FinnChan
Day Z
Vaeevictiss
JFK: Reloaded
ishotjfktwice
Ohhh you
HeroicStumpy24
Wow is it bad I was thinking the same thing kek
SATANSTOPSCREAMING
OH MY GOD MAN
FizzleBurger
Haniwari
any randoms ass npcs in skyrim that some how survives a bow to the head
SATANSTOPSCREAMING
10/10
akaBruce
there it is
governmentgavemeagun
"Hmph. I guess I was imagining it" *goes back to patrol with a big ass arrow sticking out of face*
SaintsRoDah
Mustve been the wind
codenamenothing
I go on a murderous rampage killing turtles and other variety of creatures because my girlfriend left me for some big turtle looking mo fo.
WhiskersVonHoppyhopsthe3rd
Mario XD
TheNotSoSilentTitan
Mario! WAHOOOO
alexburgers
Jazz Jackrabbit
Jayfourke
I used to love that game.
imgonnaralph
A vacation gone wrong. One man avenges the death of his friends. Kills many locals, and local wild life in the process.
sblaydes
Oregon Trail?
solomoncainereaper8888
Where the hell do you get vacation from that one?!
DamianWinters
I thought Dead island at first.
00101010
Json Brody. What an amazing game that was.
LucasTigy
mario sunshine
PuckinFissed
Lmfao
Methraton
that's not badly descibed, it's accurate
UrsaPsi
Minecraft
C0br4L0rd
Dishonored
rgwolvez
Far cry
IMadeThisAccountForButts
Far Cry 3 to be exact
AtCombatwombat
Super Mario sunshine is almost better tbh
FeelThePoveR
Jason rescued his friends though, as far as I can remember only his brother died, although it's been some time so I may be wrong.
rgwolvez
He could have killed them though in one of the 2 ending s
FeelThePoveR
Either way that's still not "avenging" the death of his friends.
imgonnaralph
I think your right, it's been a long time.
imgonnaralph
I loved that game..
DamianWinters
I liked it for awhile, never finished it though because it got rather repetitive.