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Feb 5, 2017 12:19 PM
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You pastry.
jdbtl
For helvede!
somebody777
That guy's so gonna get eaten.
RadicalPotato
Sauce??
imnotmattdamon
He's a great Dane.
blueberrypancakemix
I screamed like a little bitch on the inside when I saw this post, god I love this man. I need more movies with him in it.
LightDevourer
have you seen after the wedding?
myUsernameWasAlreadyTakenAndIHaveAcceptedMyFate
sauce?
ilovevanhalen
I want this man
idclimbhimlikeatree
I'd climb him like a tree.
ICantFindTheRightUsername
LAD DET DANSKE FOLK REJSE SIG
InvoluntarilyCelibate
Inte om Sverige får bestämma.
BrownSauce
Ikke igjen...
Sheldonian
I'd do nasty things to him if you know what i mean
sundaymondayhippyday
Zaranthan
theyearwas2112
He could be in a video game
Veltamoth
He appears in Hideo Kojima's new surreal game, "Death Stranding". You are welcome. :D
ElbowDeepInAHeadlessHorseman
I think that was the joke :p
HollowOfLondor
I fucking love Mads Mikkelsen.
pringlesyum
He's actually attractive. He was so creepy looking in Hannibal, I just couldn't watch
Zahnradfee
It always breaks my heart. I have a crush on him and wish I could meet a real-life man whom I find that attractive. *sob*
sundaymondayhippyday
Zahnradfee
But I don't find him attractive.
sundaymondayhippyday
LiterallyFabio
He's going to teach him danish, Hannibal Lecturer
sundaymondayhippyday
Nice response
sundaymondayhippyday
No idea what the gif is
AgentKGB
Frækt.
BigStew83
I'm also fluent in donut.
inquisitivespaniards
DONISH!
samsonguy920
So you're just a little shit?
BigStew83
Naw, I'm a big shit
needanamedammit
Oh dear. You seem to have an eating disorder.
TheGentryGaming
At least he doesn't have a drinking problem
needanamedammit
WholesomeCrackwhoresForSale
couldn't find with english subs :s https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVBAhciBtxA but i know i've seen it before
baconsmellsreallygood
Its funny watching it w/ captions
Zaranthan
It struck me as just poorly selling a joke. He HAD to know he was saying the same thing twice, and the audience got it.
Pikka
Absolutely the worst "Danish" I ever heard. I recognised a syllable and a half, at best.
WholesomeCrackwhoresForSale
you recognized a syllable? jesus
Pikka
I work with a lot of foreigners, so I have a very finely tuned ear for these things.
WholesomeCrackwhoresForSale
I'm Danish and I did not catch a single fucking thing
Pikka
Han starter med noget der minder om "Serlfloliks taler jaer ... dansk". Han mener nok "Selvfølgelig taler jeg dansk".
whispersDK
Thanks for the link. However, whatever the reporter is saying does not resemble Danish in any way!!
WholesomeCrackwhoresForSale
nope, not at all
Unobros
Kamelåsa?
whispersDK
Cykkelkugal!
thatgoddamncyclist
Cyglekugle!
Unobros
Now you just ordered a thousand liter milk!
whispersDK
Schpietsniegel?
CoolGuyCoolDude
That's exactly what I thought. It went from German to French or something? I have no idea and it's all over the place
CoolGuyCoolDude
I only understood Mads Mikkelsen
mettlemasher
He was so wasted as an actor in doctor strange and star wars
Highfarm
He is wasted in every role where he has to speak english, he should stick to danish speaking roles
LieselSkywalker
Ha, who wasn't?
fr1080f
(In danish) hahahaha
RelevantImgurian
What does this say? Can someone translate please?
IDidNotHitHerOhHiMark
Hvor sjovt!
Kattungens
This is so hygge.
goldendonT
Hyggeligt* in that context.
thoughtfulllama
A direct translation could actually work.
Kattungens
Thanks. I am only fluent in lagom and fika (Swedish). So Danish isn't really my thing. Although I do enjoy the occasional pølse and pilsner.
MooseTraxxx
I loved him in After The Wedding
Walkerofthedead1
Saw it the other day. Really good.
Davedavedavedavedave
Mads Mikelson should be in everthing.
LightDevourer
he should start by being in(side of) me first
LightDevourer
he should start by being in(side of) me first
Davedavedavedavedave
Twice?
JetSetGo
Oh, THAT'S what I know him from! Rogue One!
wheresthesun
Is that Antoine De Caunes from Euro Trash fame?
NurseAbbers
Yes, he's a "serious" journo in France though!
thekeglad
Ehhhh peepee and popo
Getthecottonoutofyomouth
French comedian, he is a legend. This show is shit since he has become the host though.
mindmysplatters
And now we will play sit on my knee with lolo pops
Fitzandthefool
The one and only!
Selerox
The British will only allow one non-chef Frenchman on TV a generation. He was that Frenchman.
racontage
He was at the top of his career when he was in "Nulle Part Ailleurs". Even better when joined by José Garcia.
JonnyPopular
Ah bonjour my Briteesh chums!
Fan79
And Rapido!
Torrello
Oh gosh that was a long while ago!
Selerox
Almost as long ago as when "gosh" was still in common usage ;)
Catalina320
Yes....! Thanks, I was trying to remember the show.
Getthecottonoutofyomouth
Le grand journal*
Manalew
as a french,I was trying to forget him... ;(
therewk
I liked him in the 90' in Nulle part Ailleurs, with José Garcia.
Zanguu
As a french too, he's good but his show's lame
ekzeko
Nothing will ever beat the burger quizz.
Zanguu
Famous people giving stupid answers to stupid questions. I f*cking miss that show
jesuisgur
Why ? Because he's not on TV anymore ?!?
mysteryroach
There's no good reason to try to forget Antoine de Caunes.
KyloSolo
Galen.
eroso
A role that totally wasted his talents.
KyloSolo
No doubt he's talented - maybe he wanted to stretch his legs with Rogue One.
eroso
Galen was the only truly interesting character in the Rogue one.Creators wasted the great potentia of the character, and the actor too. Pity
manthraxx
Okay, I'm danish, and I didn't understand shit of what the little shit said
degenerator
Is this what he says? "Du er bare en lille lort!"
pikkemand
"Og det gør dig til en meget meget lille lort", is what Mads ends with saying.
muckinpattis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-mOy8VUEBk
ICantFindTheRightUsername
yeah i just saw it, how can he understand him?
CondescendingCunt
Now you know how the rest of the world feels whenever you Danish fucks open your mouths.
RadRacoon
Living up to that username I see
inscrutablehorse
And that French guy was even worse!
RigorMortis76
Read the subtitles.
degenerator
The little shit couldn't manage the accent because he had no potatoes in his throat.
manthraxx
I have hardly any potatoes in my mouth, and I can make myself perfectly understood
degenerator
Potato emulation through other means?
manthraxx
There is of cause a possibility that I was born with a potato emulator in my mouth that has later been removed without my knowledge...
Flyndaran
I always have potatoes in my mouth and am rarely understand ever.
Meqad
Are you swedish?
degenerator
Not Swedish, though I'm enough of an asshole to qualify.
Caabale
That's because there's nonsoubd in a gif. And also because Antoine de Caunes always have a awful french acceny, even when talking english.
Caabale
*no sound
WellWellWellLookWhoItIs
If he's French, why wouldn't he have a French accent when speaking English?
Caabale
No one in France has such a huge french accent, he does that on purpose. Especially that he had that show in the uk.
WellWellWellLookWhoItIs
Oh. Hohn hohn hohn
DPHENS
PittOkun
Lmaoooooo
moarDuolingo
Always upvote Top Secret
bloodstar
Ich spreche venig Deutsche!
PittOkun
Wenig Deutsch ;)
wheresthesun
Hahaha lost
CanadianMadCow
Mein Deutsch ist sheize.
ImprovedLoungewear
Top Secret! The commentary track is gold, btw
Wikipedo
I'll have to try it. The Naked Gun and Airplane! commentaries are awful
MrBismarck
superanth
And THAT'S what I was hoping to see
DPHENS
AjshitPai
@iseenipple
zettaze
What the...
Flyndaran
Headlights.
MrBismarck
nathansonic
Arg! What's it from?!?!
MrBismarck
It's Top Secret. I don't mean it's to secret, I mean it's Top Secret.
ValhallaArise
Her tits are hot.
FreddyBenelli
They look a little cold to me.
callingalljanmichaelvincents
boxesoftacos
That seems like something from Naked Gun.
TheNearlySilentUpvoterAndOccasionalDownvoter
It's from the movie Top Secret. Same style of humor and very funny! A definite watch if you like Naked Gun or Airplane! imo.
LadySasquatch
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BraveLT
.
sundaymondayhippyday
ZeGermanGuy
Well, it's Top Secret!, an earlier Zucker/Abrahams/Zucker movie, so that makes sense.
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Flyndaran
Before the Wayans' throw enough shitty jokes in and audiences should find at least one they like.
VitaminJay
ᴳᵘᵗᵉᶰ ᵗᵃᵍ﹗
Ybot
Morgan! Wait, where is she?!? I told you to watch Morgan for me while I was in the restroom, Billy!!!
Leaveittojebus
Guttenberg.
VitaminJay
"Who makes Steve Gutenburg... a star!? We dooo we dooo~!"
BigHandz
Whatever happened to him...
BigHandz
Nvm. WikiPedia told me. Nothing spectacular, he's still popping up occasionally.
malfunctionm1ke
As a german: Kann ich bestätigen.
TogNK
I know it seems stupid to correct a German, but shouldn't it be 'Ich kann bestätigen.'
jcw99
nope. Its what is known as "volks mund" aka, how people speak vs how it official should be. (evolving language in action)
PittOkun
Take an upvote because you are daring… and a little shit… but no lol
TheCrawlingChaosNyarlathotep
No
malfunctionm1ke
Not necessarily. In this context, it is a little bit of a slang as the whole sentence should be "Das kann ich bestätigen". You just leave 1/
malfunctionm1ke
the "Das" (This) out. In english it would be "This I can confirm"
malfunctionm1ke
But your version would be also correct.
HeyOP
He's a good actor. He looks genuinely offended with just a hint of threatening. Someone should cast him as a serial killer or something.
Tachyon000
He looks like Putin
CharlesFuckingBronson
10/10 would draft for crusades in Jerusalem, only to get stranded by fog and drift to North America to be slaughtered by cree
EverythingISeeIsAJojosReference
I think Kojima has the right idea of casting him.
furriephillips
Looks like he's ready to have him for lunch.
Silverishdragon
Or a chef!
UKFX
Geralt of Rivia
Shunned4Puns
I hear he's also a pretty good chef
imightsayhello
Well... https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9yLFVHKPofc
jvillager916
He would be lousy at fixing chairs though. He looks like he would put holes in them when he uses them.
PillarOfButts
He looks like the one dude from a Siberian film.
senabon
Dude. His Hannibal!
Seymour974
Doesn't he play Hannibal ?
loalmaar
Should be cast as a cannibal
gh0stb0y3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6goa1pI_az8
VernonLamb
I don't think he likes the word offended.
imAUser
He looks like he could build a planet killing weapon
Juuks
He has been killing people in danish movies since the 90's .. Not as a serial killer but still
DownvoteAllYouWantImstillRight
I think he would make a great Hannibal lecter no?
mozzasticks
He looks hungry
DesignNerd86
Reminds me of Mads Mikkelsen when he doesn't have stuff on his eyes
gubbstrut
Anything Liam Neeson can do
Tjo28
Yea maybe some kind of Hannibal type of character
Raifsc2
That's funny, in Denmark he's not really considered a good actor by anyone, maybe by the media, but they don't count.
AvsFreak
Shave his head, he'd make a great Agent 47.
bashful331
He played Hannibal in the TV Show, Hannibal.
proudomnivore
You mean like Hannibal? Awesome series
Foxhack
He looks like a butcher to me. http://cineplex.media.baselineresearch.com/images/223842/223842_full.jpg
LastLight
I dont know. Maybe sweating too much
OwlbearTamer
Kinds looks green-ish.
justhereforvoting
He looks like the type who'd borrow your money and act like he forgot
Fozinator103
Or maybe cast him as the mastermind behind the Death Star.
SadCannibalNoises
How I've missed him...
Khassius
Yeaaaaaah like that villain in doctor strange am I right ?
crazedninja247
Lmao. I was just thinking that too.
EsadfomeMatt
Just look up Death Stranding
ImJustASalad
I feel he is gonna put a lot of metal gear villains to shame. Can't wait for e3 just for even the smallest news.
AlgrenH
He was cast as Hannibal lecter, a serial killer.
LiterallyYourMom
*whoosh*
KongRaija
He totally look like some smug shit who would build a Deathstar only to hide a weakness in the reactor core!
BubbysaurusREX
Or an alleged child molester or something
frickfracksnicketysnack
It was weird watching rogue one after that movie..
FattyLumpkin3
Hooooeeee that movie is intense
BubbysaurusREX
That final scene in the woods still gives me the willys
OneZebraInAHerdOfWildebeests
No, they usually have a creepy mustache
gintokityrell
That was a great movie omg. So hard to watch though
greenbastardslonglostladycousinemeraldbanshee
I've been debating watching that movie. I'm resistant because I don't want it to affect my celeb crush on Mikkelsen.
gintokityrell
Totally worth it because hes a good guy just gets put in a situation every childworker has nightmares about. A kid makes up story
iLoveItWhenMyFingersSmellLikePussy
That was a rough movie to watch. Very well made and acted. (The Hunt / Jagten for those who are wondering)
baldorr
Yup, one of his absolute best films. The Hunt, Pusher series, Valhalla Rising, After The Wedding.... God he's the best.
mckenziehowells
What a film. To this day the most emotion inducing film I've watched. Oh & ofc Mads is superb.
failurefile
That movie was brilliant. Terrible subject and hard to watch, but so compelling.
eroso
His talents were wasted on Rogue one.
thatsjustawful
Actually played a great Hannibal imho
ElCapitanBoomerang
I don't think anyone knows about Hannibal
nougatman66
He should be Geralt of Rivia
spitfire
He plays Hannibal in the show, but I didn't really like that role for him.
Greeneyeddevil
He looks to me like he'd be an unexpectedly amazing dancer who can Can Can and piroutette perfectly. Gloriously. On powerful sexy legs.
MGExEmpLaR
Hannibal lector, oh wait he already is
BanjoBeard
He was a fucking awesome bad guy on Charlie Countryman. I love that movie. SHIA SURPRISE.
iLoveItWhenMyFingersSmellLikePussy
I went through a phase where I watched that movie late at night drunk for like 10 times in a few weeks. Evan Rachel Wood is so hot in it
HeyOP
Reads like something I'd like, and someone else mentioned Valhalla Rising which also deserves a watch if you haven't seen it.
shuttlecockinakumquat
He has a History of Violence.
TrueLegateDamar
Wrong Dane, that was Viggo Mortensen
shuttlecockinakumquat
Same person.
HeyOP
Good flick, though.
dootdootfloop
So guess you have not seen him play a one eyed pit fighting Viking enslaved by scotsmen in the highlands, he's fucking ruthless
SomeCoolName
I don't know man...to me he looked like a Bond villain
digitalist1
Definitely looks like a bond villian.
Aflockofdeer
Derp
DoctaAmazin
Same thing?
BolognaPwney
Looks like Vlad Putin to me... I guess same thing.
Icameheretoupvoteandcomment
I think he'd make a semi decent Dr Hannibal Lector
ThatgifwithaCat
SomeCoolName
#pugfather...
Defecakes
He was in Casino Royale
swagbornslayer
Doctornotyep
27yoUGLYvirgin
Quite the rolercoaster.
frankreynoldsthefrogkid
patotheduck
That's getting used a lot today.
BobKelsoDoesntGiveACrap
RigorMortis76
What does being in a casino have to do with being a Bond villain?
Wermatch
He looks like he would eat people though
ThisIsNotMyTrueName
I think he'd make a good imperial engineer
freddybballin
Hmm nah. Im thinking maybe a marvel villain?
FappaChino
Wtf?! No one thinks he looks like The Rock Johnson?!!
themanforhisplaceandtime
Strange? Perhaps, who am I to judge?
shadowman971
to me he looks more like an engineer, idk someone who can build something that can destroy planets
DJKevstar2000
Valhalla Rising, highly recommend that movie. He is great
TheHighKing22
He would be a good mad scientist. Maybe to build some sort of superweapon?
QuantumZo
It's not like he already has played as Hannibal Lector in the show 'Hannibal'.
cleveranduniqueusername
He's already cast as Hannibal Lecter.
PHUCKO
That's something my gf would say
PHUCKO
WombatTheMad
Right fucking over your head, mate.
cleveranduniqueusername
Again, not even 6am. Too early to be alive.
Xilir8
Lintro
RalphtheMagnif
That's the joke
cleveranduniqueusername
In my defence, it's like 5:40 am, and I've been up for all of 12 minutes. The caffeine hasn't even entered my bloodstream yet.
cleveranduniqueusername
In my defence, it's like 5:40 am, and I've been up for all of 12 minutes. The caffeine hasn't even entered my bloodstream yet.
HeyOP
Interesting. When will the movie hit theaters? And which book is the film on this time?
cleveranduniqueusername
It's a tv series. Based off of red dragon. Opposite Hugh Dancy and Lawrence Fishburne.
HeyOP
Fascinating. And your tense is present. This is airing now? Or will it be airing soon?
Fatherdoodle
You are amazing
cleveranduniqueusername
It's in the middle of season 3. This sounds oddly sarcastic, though it's hard to tell in text form.
shooter45
Maybe more like the disciple of an interdimensional evil being who wants to eat the planet.
HowAboutABigScrewYou
Someone ought to put him in star wars
OliverClothesoff70
I dunno, guys. I could easily imagine him as something in the Star Wars universe, though. Maybe a scientist type of character?
LinnehKitteh
I like that he can also play a good guy.
iamthisguy247
I've always seen him as a scientist father- figure type. The type who, if faced with having to build an evil weapon, would place a weakness.
dauntlessds
Ed...Ward...
yourpalBuddyChrist
Oh you mean like this guy?
UpvotingtheHotButton
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thisuserdoesnotexisthere
Not necessarily offended. The Danes have no patience for those that don't speak Danish. They are all fluent in English & will just switch.
LurkerOfDarkness
Yes, we're very bad, and our language is hard to learn.
thisuserdoesnotexisthere
I wouldn't say bad. Just efficient.
LurkerOfDarkness
It makes it harder for newcomers to learn an already very difficult language.
OwlbearTamer
Which is exactly why we're always willing to switch over to a (for the most part) terribly pronounced English.
IShouldPickAUserName
Oh, you've no idea. Also, make me a bit self-conscious: "I know my danish is bad, but is it THAT bad?"
Foffer
He reminds me of a butcher who kills people and then serves them in his butcher shop. (probs to none-danes if they know what movie this is)
kdm36
Awesome movie, Adams apple is also great
Migmog
As a none-dane i feel probbed. Great movie. He really reminds me of someone who is a heavy sweater (can you say that in english? :D)
LikeABonerInSweatpants
Should have been Euron Crows Eye
HypocriticalBastard
Definitely
classybroad
FUCKING THANK YOU
PoopertonUnit
Holy fucking shit yes! YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!
LordCastellanCreedtheSupremeCommanderofCadia
Still can, Crow's Eye hasn't been introduced. No idea who that hornless, two-eyed cock bragging "build-me-a-thousand-ships" guy is. /s
LikeABonerInSweatpants
I thought he fully was introduced and threw his bro off the bridge...Def want Victarion
xRunsWithScissorsx
Check out Valhalla Rising, may as well be a serial killer
BigChunkyBubbles
I was so confused when that came out. "This is nothing like the book."
xRotziex
One of the best movies ever.
CharlesFuckingBronson
"He's driven by hate. It's why he survives."
AlwaysTrustTheManInABigWhiteVan
Or don't. Cause that movie was a total let-down. At least the end.
EverythingsTheWorst
Dude I agree. I was loving it until the end.
dnebdal
Saw it in tiny cinema room. 75% in a guy stood up, exclaimed something like "oh fuck off" and left. I liked it but understood him.
Clayman8
It was an acid trip with out the acid. It had potential but i just didnt understand it personally. .
IsACouchASeat
It was great when they were in viking land...not so much in america
xRunsWithScissorsx
I thought it was perfect
Snowcean
One of my favorite movie ever, but I don't know why.
xRunsWithScissorsx
Lol I feel you. Good ass movie for reasons that are too highbrow for me
AlwaysTrustTheManInABigWhiteVan
It started of really interesting and promising viking type movie only to turn into some artsy, boring bullshit. But that's just my opinion.
paleface
mine too
xRunsWithScissorsx
Could take whatever I got from it and enjoy it for what I experienced, if that makes any sense at all. Idk I loved it
xRunsWithScissorsx
Yeah I agree but I liked it because it made me think without holding my hand to lead me to what they probably meant it to mean so I 1/2
IamAMON
Yeah i think he would play a perfect Hannibal lecter
AReallySneakyShoe
HellYeti
Bruce Wayne's World
Poodapurr
what? am I missing something? he's the actor in hannibal
KnathanTheKnight
KnathanTheKnight
Poodapurr
iLoveItWhenMyFingersSmellLikePussy
HeartOfMedusa
LadyCottonHead
Gidyup
Greeneyeddevil
Now that would just be silly! And who would play Will Graham, some doe eyed Englishman?! madness!
grammarfairy
So stupid. He needs to be some sort of Bond villain instead.
LostCatWantedDeadAndAlive
Considering about 100,000 of my 120,000 points come from serial killer posts, trust me when I say he is the best Hannibal Lecter yet.
LegitPicklez
This guy has actually play as Hannibal in a film!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrFMEAWRSZ0
HeyOP
Well perfect is going maybe a little too far, but I think he could do quite well. Cheers.
jaybird85
Hey, it's good to see Andy Samberg getting some work!
LostCatWantedDeadAndAlive
Ugh... The worst of all the Lecter's. And that includes Brian Cox. But Mads on the other hand, holy fuckballs.
Kalamain
I think you are reaching a little. Nobody would ever do that.
CraftyyWitch
https://media0.giphy.com/media/8cLKsrIJauRYk/200w.gif
KorruptJustice
I don't see what a gif of him playing Patrick Bateman has to do with the previous comment.
InigoMontoyas1stsword
http://thenerderypublic.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/url-21.jpeg
CraftyyWitch
https://media3.giphy.com/media/nu9ZCtYA0HULm/giphy.gif
delfinoloco
He plays Hannibal Lector in the series Hannibal on NBC
HeartOfMedusa
IPoopWithTheDoorHalfOpen
Turn around. I think you missed the joke
delfinoloco
Well spit in my sandwich. *buries head in shame*
genetit
Whoooosh
VAiSiA
JullTheMull
Yay. Something about Denmark! I feel like we are relevant somehow!
sundaymondayhippyday
And I feel relevant cause Princess Mary comes from Australia!
Highfarm
I thought Australiens didn't care much about Tasmania saying it really isn't part of Australia
sundaymondayhippyday
No we do we just make fun of them! It's so easy
Highfarm
Fair enough :D
JullTheMull
We love her! A very nice princess :)
arudarou
Aaaw, Denmark is always relevant! I hope I get to visit your beautiful country some day.
degenerator
Denmark is a very small country. Visitors must be no taller than 1.5 meters.
thoughtfulllama
Yeah... I don't want to be THAT guy, but with all the immigrants, we kinda have our hands full, soooooooo... yeaaaaaaah... no...
arudarou
... because tourism is not good for the country? No one was talking about moving there.
thoughtfulllama
I thought me excessive use of vowels would make it clear that I was joking. You are very welcome.
arudarou
Because your joke confused me, now you have to marry me and give me one of them Danish Citizenships to make up for it. Sorry, it's the rules
arudarou
Ooooh i see, you were trying to sound like one of those anti-foreigner Americans that even other Americans don't like. I stand corrected lol
JullTheMull
Would love to have you here. It's always nice to meet people who don't think we are the capital of sweden :P
Achgelis
Seriously? People think that?
CaptainHumle
...yup
UseTheSource
if you don't mind me asking, the host's pronunciation came off as quite bad. Was it?
loumustnot
The host didn't speak danish at all
JullTheMull
I haven't seen this myself, so couldn't tell you. But danish is known to be one of the hardest language to speak. Even we think it's stupid.
UseTheSource
sauce: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVBAhciBtxA - I quite like it though! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-mOy8VUEBk
JullTheMull
Thanks! the other link is fantastic! It's not that bad though :P Danish grammar is horrible, rules only apply half the time. ;)
FourDeathSavingThrows
I'm trying to learn Danish and you've gotta be fucking kidding me
Vindexrix
I'm learning danish and yes to all of this! lol
puppydogtail
happytreeleaf
I give. What the fuck is this?
5SpicyCheetos
It's from Hannibal tv show.
Doesin
No. It's from the movie. I believe that's Ray Liotta.
Coolex
a dude being fed his own brain...
NSPike
From the film Hannibal, feeds a guys brains to him
xxbike87xx
Is that Ray Liotta?
r2linad2
Yah
billypilgrim7
OldDickSlap
A scene from the TV series Hannibal. Mads plays Hannibal Lector. I think it's on Netflix still.
AliBarber
Ooh. Enjoy the downvotes
OldDickSlap
Yep. My mistake, got them mixed up.
CurrentlyHuman
No worries, it happens
bandman659
I think that's from the movie Hannibal, where he feeds Ray Liotta his own brain.
rimehoarfrost
In the book it's described too vividly. I read it as a child and it scarred me lol
OldDickSlap
Yep my mistake.
SenzaNome
[screams danishly]
knowslessthanjonsnow
But you do have a name
nahoval
[chuckles in danish]
okayjoslynn
This is the first comment I ever upvoted.
adam1111
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RepresentativeOfNorway
no, that's Norwegian, a Danish scream is when you choke on a potato while screaming
Fishlullabies
Wow dude, as a dane I can say for sure i'ts way more like screaming while trying to peel a potato with your tongue.
maythird
Ching chong ching lucy die
SambayonCaruso
[eats rugbrød nervously]
Benhorn7
Hum... Rye bread ? Lol.
queenelizabeth
[Danish screeching]
queenelizabeth
Wait, is it [Autistic Danishing]?
SquishyToeBeans
I know it's a language but I can't help but imagine a pastry screaming.
jokeyjokemaker
[upvotes in Danish]
BrockenSpectre
[Eats danish nervously]
tantallous
YouSunkMyBattleChip
[screams for cheese danish-ly]
EnBoesseErNogetManSkyder
"Oooooooooooooooooooooooossst," the mouse from Chip'n'Dale Rescue Rangers
Hehkis
Kameloso...?
LiquidMilk
I had no clue what the fuck he was on about, so i just repeated what he said back at him
ClearlyNotAMoose
Erhm.... aaah! Kameloso!
KaneVel
Sadly, nobody outside of Denmark can understand a word of Danish. https://youtu.be/U2r7vNJh1t4?t=6m50s
outlawsoul
That's because Danish is only spoken in Denmark. I have only minor trouble understanding danish and after living there for 11 months.
Achgelis
Why does everyone forget Greenland and Iceland? :(
LiquidMilk
I was raised in Jylland on the countryside, i guarantee you that you won't understand half of what i say lol
Hollen
Iceland have their own language.
KaneVel
I know. He starts talking about Danish at 6.50, where it should open.
Hollen
He says 70 (halvfjerds) and 90(halvfems) in danish thats pretty much it. Funny thou.
Hollen
Halvfjerds(70) comes from halv-fjerde-snes, english equviliant would be halfforts half of the forth-score(20) = 70
CatsandDnD
So true about the danish numbers... I've even heard the reason for that system and it still makes no sense.
iamZIMX
Greenlandic people can
queenelizabeth
[Danish screeching]
Orpheus
[danish screeching]
amyhadalittlepond
[pastry intensifies]
SmergBlaerghl
Du har lige købt tusind liter mælk.
sofivand
I got that reference!
fruust
Syglekugle
TheAnswerWasAlwaysMoreLube
Kamelåså
InqSerena
You only know that one sentence, right?
SmergBlaerghl
Neida, jeg skal klare å by på et par til. Det var en referanse til Uti vår hage, om du har sett det...? :-)
Benhorn7
You ruined the joke -_- good job Dan.
InqSerena
Nope, det har jeg ikke, men ifølge google er det et norsk komedie tv program? (eller en svensk vise)
BakedAlaskan
[Danish intensifies]
Velexis
[Eats a danish in Danish]
EnBoesseErNogetManSkyder
You're eating wienerbrød?
Velexis
Nope. Kan ikke tåle dem :(
EnBoesseErNogetManSkyder
Pjat med dig. Alle danskere kan tåle det, ligesom alkohol og karrysild.
CanOnlySayYes
[deleted in danish]
ShanibalLector
This made me cackle thank you
CanOnlySayYes
[you're welcome in danish]
EyeOfTheTiger11706
du er velkommen
Paleropapaya
[Slettet]
lazlo09
Sat next to him on flight from US to Copenhagen, he was not nice to flight attendants...
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
Was he not nice in Danish?
lazlo09
Well since he didnt know im swedish he spoke english with me, and i think he spoke english to the flight crew also.
SoloToplaneOnly
...and? Did he smack them on the ass or what?
JustAnotherRandomCommenter
guessing he just treated the same as everyone else would do, but people expect more from celebs for some reason.
Ansatsunin
Yeah, no. When someone says something like this, they usually mean that a rich / famous person is being a dick.
kittybuttwiggle
"Everyone else" kinda runs the gamut. Some people can be real assholes to someone who has to put up with them.
lazlo09
First he thought i was in his seat but he was misstaken, he was very nice about it. Then when he was asleep in seat by aisle i guessed...
lazlo09
they bumped him with food cart and he ranted quite a bit about how inconsiderate they were cuz he was tired.
lazlo09
Not used to flying tourist class i guess. But anyway i talked to HANNIBAL LECTER!
bustosoon
That's actually really annoying, always feels like they're aiming for my knees lol
HelInokitty
[Skriger på dansk]
carlkilbo
You mean [Skriger på grød]?
anoanoanoano
Fuck you but yes..
ReasonablyInsane
Haha yeah
LongtimeLurker148
Hahaha. Made me laugh out loud +1
DadsAnime
God bid
SisterSinister
Smørrebrød, smørrebrød, römtömtömtömtöm...
CantComeUpWithACreativeUsername
http://imgur.com/ZC7CgHI
hickorysmokedhorsebutthole
The only danish I understood.
BlueSpaceLizard
http://imgur.com/j8Yfk85
smallskillerofhambino
Iusedtohavenicelettuce
Theflakypoopcrustofanadultdiaper
Hæ Hæ Î tøtålly knœ Whât thät mēæns.
LeninOfficial
[Screaming in danish]
tugboatcaptain
A moose once bit my sister
Theflakypoopcrustofanadultdiaper
Ö...
RadRacoon
That's sweden
MariamK
Skål
bootblackbilly
Valar morghulis
JarlPastrami
yeah me too
sendmyname
[Skriger forskrækket igen]
LostCatWantedDeadAndAlive
°Fri°Ck. I speak perfectly Danish now too.
Sventveskaeg
Altså jeg sproger til perfekthed
pjalley
Kamelåså?
cralmo
From Sweden with love: Danskjävlar!!
BeetlejuiceTheBioExorcist
It's funny, the world thing we can call you are "svenskere"
Laktoros
Denne her. Gull.
MadGhoulishKunt
I didn't know what a was, so I just gave him a cykelslange
comhood
Some taperests* He wanted a cykelslange
sulfuratus
Cykelslange? Damn, Danish is so weird. (For everyone wondering: It's a bicycle tube. But literally translated it's a bicycle snake.)
Xahni13
Du har lige købt 1000 liter mælk
pjalley
HJELP, VI FORSTÅR HINANNEN IK
CookiesaurusRex
HAPPY LEIF ERIKSON DAY HINGEN DINGEN FLURGEN JINGEN
BeetlejuiceTheBioExorcist
Nemlig.
MehVoteFairy
Please help us
XtremeFapperino
translation?
victor3dprinter
Hjælp på vej
SnortingCocaineFromAProstitutesAss
Denne
MrDrWatson
Selvfølgelig taler jeg helt dansk
DylanR6
[In Danish] Of course! I speak perfect Danish
GivOsEnSocialistiskKalmarUnion
DE FORBANDEDE SVENSKERE
Ihadausernameinmindbutitwastaken
Danskjävel!
Vicachu
And in came the Swedes.
Nooby92
För Sverige i tiden!
unikorv
kenten22
We speak English in lyrics you damn commmies
kenten22
Murica
Hyrrokken
Han er jo psykopat ham der
sorensiim
Skal jeg ikke lige gå med der, Torkild?
kathrinekp
How to spot a dane; post noget der inkludere lille Danmark
WholesomeCrackwhoresForSale
Selvfølgelig, jeg snakker perfekt dansk
LightDevourer
Kan du ringa mig och prata Danska, så jävla sexy
dickinyoface
Jåå jag ochså.
Myinboxyournudestheyshouldmeet
Filthy little Swedses
Myinboxyournudestheyshouldmeet
Filthy little Swedses
dickinyoface
I am not a swede.
Jenner999999999
That's what a swede would say!
Vantie
Perfekt, så det her er en ny sæson i dit show, hvordan går det?
Rosertnom
Selvfølgelig, jeg taler perfekt dansk.
Vantie
Du kender kun 2 sætninger, ikke? Så du er bare en lille lort?
JoonasD6
XD
Rosertnom
Lige præcis!
Aerolfoz
Det gjør helt klart jeg også.
thefourfatrabbit4
Klaphoveder
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thefourfatrabbit4
Lyder stadig translate-y
GamersGirlfriend
Prøv altid at gå efter sætninger med de tre sidste bogstaver i vores alfabet. Bare for at forvirre folket ;)
therapistindisguise
Jeg snakker også dansk
SeveralSpeciesOfSmallFurryAnimalsGatheredTogetherInACave
Kødpålæg
LightDevourer
men vem blir förrvirad?
GamersGirlfriend
Alle dem som ikke er fra Skandinavien
CoolGuyCoolDude
Danske imgurians!
LightDevourer
och Svensk också :)
LightDevourer
och Svensk också :)
Achgelis
Íslenskir líka!
METAAAAAAAAAL
Gerne med orderet "påskesøndagsprædiken"
HelInokitty
Ah, havde næsten glemt at det ord eksisterede.
CatWithHands
But why are you worried about your Easter Sunday Sermon?
FarmerHE
Fordi der sjældent er rød grød med fløde til dem
CatWithHands
Oooh! OKay. Red Porridge, and Cream. Why didnt I think of that!?
zombiejedediah
Æselfølådsel, for the poetically inclined
aGuessWorkOrange
Østersøsørred har altid været en personlig favorit
sendmyname
Hvad med gløggglas?
amluan
Tror vi har en vinder her
HelInokitty
Det er et fantastisk sprog!
LightDevourer
absolut, håller med. jag tycker att det är det sexigaste språk
GamersGirlfriend
Helt klart! - ingen forstår os medmindre man er fra Norden (Finland not included)
Achgelis
LOL... Ísland skilur ykkur. ;)
Eksul
Det er jo så den pris man må betale for at vælge et uralsk sprog over vores overlegne Æ-Ø-Å
GamersGirlfriend
Seriøst ?? - er vores sprogstamme ikke germansk?
Klaustrophile
What every Danish sentence sounds like to a Swede: Wuäöuurghhllaarrgghll Tuborg.
sulfuratus
Wuæøuurghhllaarrgghll
EnBoesseErNogetManSkyder
What every swede sound like to a Dane: Drunk.
LightDevourer
no no no, as soon as you cross the bridge you hear the cans being opened ON THE TRAIN! I laugh every time
Klaustrophile
I don't have first-hand experience from the train, but I would guess that the drinking facilitates the transition to Danish. ;)
Achgelis
Iceland here. You all sound either drunk, eating a potato or eating a potato while drunk.
LightDevourer
Icelandic is a first hand proof that you've been butt f-d by Danes for 500 years so drunk hot potato is fine by me
LightDevourer
Btw I'm not Scandinavian, I just live here. Not taking sides ????
Klaustrophile
Icelandic, otoh, I think we can all agree, sounds pretty damn cool. Tungur knifvur! *munches potato*