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redditmcredditface
All because he outted their orgy. lol.
beezzarro
When it cascades and everyone starts releasing blackmail material on one another, they'll call it the cripple-effect
Kazpur81S
How will he ever….run away from this….
MicrosoftWizard7
Oh they know their audience will disown him via gayness the quickest. I eagerly await the mental gymnastics from the right on that.
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CosplayComet
That's all Republicans do: project. They tirelessly accuse everyone else of what THEY'RE DOING, so no one looks at them while they do it.
bro02tc
The line was he had relations with his male cousin not that it was his cousin. They are all one with incest as long as it's not gay
Nightcaste
The Democrats need to use this tactic.
DigiT00l
Male or female cousin?
Insomnia297
No, the difference is thqt they're turning on him to his base. I don't imagine Fox News has painted the treason in a bad light, nor have
Insomnia297
they likely even mentioned the allegations against Gaetz. It doesn't matter what's being said, but by whom and to whom.
erroniousmaximus
And this circles me back to the idea that Kaitlin Jenner is running in the California Republican ticket; like, what? Is she fucking dumb?
ThatOtherGirlYouKnow
As a trans woman I say loudly: FUCK HER.
DionysianMask
Christians
DrJackBright
So what we need then is for trump to be outed as gay, that way they turn on him and he might genuinely get arrested?
IVerifyPeoplesUsernames
I dunno, he's been sucking Putin's dick for years and that still hasn't happened.
charliegrs
Yeah but Cawthorne is a scumbag so I'm ok with it
wishiwasafish
Ex-President Trump is Gay and has sex with sooooo many dudes.
Mindshard
I mean... You see the video that just came out of him naked in a hotel room, grunting and humping his COUSIN'S head? So he's naked, 1/?
Mindshard
acting in a non-consensual sexual manner with his literal cousin, and a third person is filming. That's the GQP of today. 2/2
DuckPlanetKing
If it was just for being gay they would’ve targeted lady graham a long time ago. It’s cause he spoke about their drugs and orgies parties.
ParallelParkingInABurka
That's the point.
TheZommie
he spoke about the drugs and orgies, so people spread to his voters that he is gay to cancel him, if graham talks about it they would do him
Raeke
Him calling it a coordinated assault reminds me of the guy who accused my coworker and I of getting him fired. We didn’t make you break /1
Raeke
The rules and sexually harass us, my dude. Nor did we fabricate anything. But somehow reporting what HE did meant we were at fault /2
JackingMeHoff
The GOP aren't going to do shit about Cawthorn as he has sex orgy tapes of them giving each other blow jobs.
erroniousmaximus
You know, a part of me wants to see it just to know that it’s been made public, but another part of me wants to shoot that part in the face
erroniousmaximus
For thinking that. It’s a conflicting but of potential there.
Chalybos
Well, they can empathize with the treason and stuff, publicly, but gayness is a step too far. In public, I mean. In private is a diff story
HereToKickAssAndChewGum
Do you think the cocaine orgies are the way the Republicans hold blackmail material on each other to keep everyone in line?
HereToKickAssAndChewGum
“Welcome to Washington, newbie representative. Here’s your welcome party!” *Next day*. “And here’s the photos...”
Raeilgunne
probably held by Russian agents or some corpo type getting paid by anyone else to get them to vote certain ways.
Raeilgunne
and this dumb fucker just outs the whole thing? Quite possible.
wadatahmydamie
I would laugh so hard if Cawthorn became a (figurative) martyr that finally relegates the GOP to the dustbin
TKBold
Hey, Ben Shapiro came out too, let's make sure EVERYONE knows.
Somethingwittyandunique
Gotta love Lovett
DonnaNobleInTheLibrary
Source? As in, link to Ben's actual tweet to prove it's real?
forcebully
https://twitter.com/benshapiro/status/1521490118770675713
forcebully
To be fair, he's not actually gay, he's just a horrible writer.
DanceWithMePlz
It’s real but Ben referring to another tweet where someone refers to their friend as a gay guy.
DonnaNobleInTheLibrary
I mean, I'd still like to see that tweet, so …
frigidmagi2
If he is gay... well it explains the 8 month marriage.
MarioBoon
No, that was a Russian set-up
HereToKickAssAndChewGum
To the woman he met via a guy he met in an illegal Russian casino that he traveled nine hours to get to from Sweden “on a whim”?
SarcasticComment
...... can't tell you how many beard marriages have existed. Not claiming he is gay. More saying that historically a lot of covers couples.
frigidmagi2
Sure but it gets harder if one partner doesn't know that she's a beard. Bet me money he lied to her like he lied to everyone else.
SarcasticComment
I'm more inclined to believe he's such a homophobic bully that he's blind to just how gay his immature mockery makes him
SarcasticComment
Like a frat boy sticking his dick in a sleeping bro's mouth oblivious to that being an incredibly gay form of sexual assault.
LanceCorporalBadger
He did what?
PhailRaptor
It would now seem that he is a self-loathing closet case forced into one-ups-manship with super bad people to hide himself. Kinda pity him.
winkyroomba
I have absolutely no pity for this piece of shit.
FrozenCoast
Absolutely. That cripple can roll in front of a bus.
xXCarpeNoctumXx
He talked about GOP cocaine orgies, then tons of controversies about him were reported by the press...
wadatahmydamie
This is a story that just broke today.
xXCarpeNoctumXx
tons...there's been at least 1 every other day, like him bringing a loaded gun to an airport, and there was that picture of him in lingerie
Fuckweasel
You can find it on this page, it's in their recent tweets: https://twitter.com/dylanatxs (NSFW) It's not mentioned in the article linked 1/2
Fuckweasel
below since this video just dropped. 2/2
wadatahmydamie
Had relations with his cousin.
yifin
That's Rudy
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Sturdycrotch
Gave em the ol Rudy Gulliani eh
IamMelonLordeYaYaYa
His…male cousin? I dont get how it’s “painting” him as gay. Either his cousin is male and he did the painting himself or this makes no sense
VitaminBeaPositive
Photos surfaced of Madison in lingerie. I don't think its a big deal, but the GQP sure do.
IamMelonLordeYaYaYa
This isn’t what they’re talking about
Kittensarethepowerhouseofthebaby
Didn't you see the picture he's not gay. He's trans straight.
Emriyss
There is a literal video of the two naked in bed and "jokingly" humping the ithers face, naked. And another where the cousin grabs his dick
ThatOtherGirlYouKnow
Eh, could be.
TwoRedwoods
Take your pick https://www.npr.org/2022/05/02/1095770735/madison-cawthorn-allegations
J4nein4ne
Jesuit Fracking Crust... it just keeps going.
VaultGirl69
Good article. Also found out what a RINO is.
masteryoplait
“insider trading related to an anti-Biden cryptocurrency?!?” Grifting on his own people. It figures.
Imalwaysready
masteryoplait
? so true. It’s their main job: getting rich.
J4nein4ne
"Digging up stuff from my early 20s"... He's 26...
masteryoplait
I’m glad they turned on him. He frankly had baby Hitler thing about him.
Flowerlady0
He meant last year, and year before that, and the year before that, and the year before that.
Mindshard
A video just came out today of him naked in a hotel room, on his cousin, humping his head and grunting while someone else films.
Arbitrarynamehere
Also a staffer. It's a hat trick of a scandal
Mindshard
"In cases of legitimate GQP rape, staffers' bodies have ways of shutting that down."
masteryoplait
If republicans had this in him so young it makes you wonder what they have on Senators to keep them in line.
Mindshard
Why do you think Trump could shit on so many who publicly opposed him, only for them to bow down the second he was in office?
masteryoplait
It’s amazing. I assume Reince Preibus when he lead the RNC shared all that with tRump.
SteveMND
Wait, I must have missed something. I know his video got leaked and he confirmed it was him, but what is the GOP doing to him now...?
disposabledom
There was a second video
wadatahmydamie
They’re trying to disavow him
SteveMND
Okay, but I mean, how? Are they calling for censure of some sort? Stripping him of committee chairs or whatever he might have? Or just >
SteveMND
< classic Republican homophobic comments? I would have expected them to rally around one of their own, but I suppose the GOP -does- have >
SteveMND
< what they would consider a line too far.
JeSuisIvre
His reelection is in two weeks and they want him out without looking like they're booting him
EroticZombiePants
They probably either think he isn't going to win reelection OR that the seat is safely Republican with or without him. They cut ties then.
PhailRaptor
He may or may not be in closeted relations with his cousin, there's venmo payments w/ kinda gay notes going back and forth
awesomecat42
And they're focusing on the gay part over the cousin part‽ Who am I kidding, of course they are. They didn't mind when Giuliani did it.
TheZommie
Giuliani probably fucks animals, they can't control that man and they know it
SarcasticComment
Sooo... like an immature relationship with 2 dudes? Like venmoing a body for pizza money saying "giving great brain" $20?
NotSomoneElse68
Good chance.
SarcasticComment
This politician sucks on levels far beyond dumb bro culture.
IAmGodot
Childish Venmo descriptions? Yeah, immature. Naked and shoving his crotch in his cousin's face? Pretty sure that's not appropriate.
JeSuisIvre
There's also video of him rubbing his cousins cock through his shorts
SarcasticComment
I could see that being immature 1980s ski movie immaturity. Being so homophobic, you do gay shit in mockery.
SarcasticComment
But still, there are so many other issues to hate this guy on.
mrthewhitee
Also they didn't do this to him because he is a horrible monster, they did it cause he told an inconvenient truth a out their drugs and sex.
jrbaconchee
No. They did it because he fucked over one of the NC GOP boys who had a seat gerrymandered just for him. Cawthorn shat where he ate.
vanishinggirl
Thorbane
Yep. That's today's republican party.
RespiratoryRandy
YUP
CptRobotNinja
And seeing as it's the first thing they thought to accuse him of it is also an admission of gaydom
shinagami091
Yep. Very interesting this shit came out right after this happened. It’s like they all have dirt in each other
robustdumbass3000
That actually happened? Seems quite far fetched.
Pishposhbingbong
I do hope he gets bitter and starts sharing more inconvenient truths about his “friends” in the grand old coke-and-poke party
Sandyundertones
I really doubt anything he said was true, but in politics, things don't have to be true to be effective
eddiekilgore
Look up the ABSCAM scandal of the 1980s. Nothing Cawthorn said should be news to anybody.
Sandyundertones
ABSCAM was all bribery convictions that is not even close to the same thing
eddiekilgore
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/1983_congressional_page_sex_scandal this was tied to ABSCAM, and while this article plays down the scope of
eddiekilgore
The event, at the time it was widely noted that this was a "tip of yhe iceberg" thing and that Crane and Studds were scapegoats for a much
Gerokeymaster
Dude’s a serial liar. But I wouldn’t be surprised at all if “parties” similar to what he said exist, so they’re tossing him under the /1
Gerokeymaster
bus because one of his ridiculous fibs hit too close to the truth.
eddiekilgore
Look up the ABSCAM scandal of the 1980s. Nothing Cawthorn said should be news to anybody.
Sandyundertones
ABSCAM was all bribery convictions. Ya, that isn't the same thing.
Arbitrarynamehere
Why the fuck else is this smear campaign happening now which started literally days after he talked about the coke sex orgies lol
Arbitrarynamehere
If it was libs, they would wait until closer to the midterms. This clearly isn't them. What else has he done to piss off the GOP?
Sandyundertones
Because the guy is unhinged and Republicans are worried that they might actually listen to him
Arbitrarynamehere
And they aren't worried about MTG, Boebert, or Gosar? C'mon now, you don't really believe this isn't a coordinated hit for a reason.
Sandyundertones
They absolutely are, but they aren't bad mouthing the rest of the Caucus
Sandyundertones
This way overstates just how little he matters. He is just making up shit for attention. This time he went too far.
naughtyrev
Which of course just implies that they were gay Republican coke orgies. Saggy old men clappin' cheeks on older men.
N0tDave
Exactly the image I never wanted in my head. Wrinkly old white dudes giving each other Arabian meat goggles.
TheMouseOfMadness
Where do you think the lemonparty pic came from?
jerkittoanything
Old men and children that can't legally consent.
shyasen
Saggy, old, dried up leather rubbing against other saggy, old, dried leather with smells of soiled diapers & bengay.
MadPirateBippy
the smell of diapers is from the underaged children they shag, not each other.
eddiekilgore
No, it's saggy old men clappin' cheeks on Arayan youth recruiting poster twinks like Cawthorn. That's the point, they tried to get him to
eddiekilgore
Go, and he outed them. Look up the ABSCAM scandal from the 80s, nothing Cawthorn said should be news to anybody. Shit, Anyone that's seen
eddiekilgore
Lindsay Graham talk for thirty seconds can't *really* be surprised.
Gestalt7
It would have cost you fuck all to not paint this awful, vivid, most likely 100% accurate picture with words...
Esdog
Hahahah
sylkysmooth
Times like this I'm quite glad I have aphantasia and thus have no mental pictures or mental sounds or smells and the like.
naughtyrev
I have no filter. I'm only kind of sorry.
Sleepsintrees
I respect your honesty.
Gestalt7
I salute your honesty and I'm a little jealous of your imagination. Although it looks like that's a double-edged sword
BlahBlahTurtle
I for one welcome the filth
chormin
Do you think Mitch caucuses with Ted Cruz?
ThePollenSnortingWallStreetFruitBat
I bet Lindsey fancies himself the belle of the balls!
razark
As much as I dislike Mitch, he has to have _some_ standards.
jomi20806
Yes, in fact he does…he has twice as many standards as a normal person because all of his standards are double standards
DuxNautarum
I'm quite certain he does not
ShadowZX
If he sicked tRump I don't think he has much in the way of standards
CosplayComet
Quite honestly... I don't care how they end his career, as long as it DOES end.
justicekyoto
based
definitelynotaspider
The replacement will likely somehow be worse
BubblesTheFish
I hate women and democracy and love killing people for having an abortion. Yeah, but how are you different from Cawthorn? Im not gay. HIRED!
CosplayComet
man, I'm TRYING to believe that you're wrong about that...
Strategicgnomer
You can stop trying now.
NewTitaniumCorvid
Sorry but you're wrong. This reinforces the message that almost anything is forgivable except being gay. You might not care now...
NewTitaniumCorvid
... but the goalposts can shift
potshot
You should care. If discriminatory methods work, they'll use more of them, and eventually escalate to violence against those groups.
glaug
What do you mean, "eventually?"
MrRandom314159
It might not matter to you. But the process matters.
BigfootsSecretLover
I do. If he's oisted because he's allegedly gay it validates homophobia for their base
somethingstupidandclever
The radio ads for his replacement here are terrifying.
Sm9yCg
You should, though.
ChaoticGoodTransGirl
One person won't matter at all in the long run by the queerphobic sentiment it riles up is incredibly dangerous for people like me
OneTimeInBandCamp
I too identify as chaotic good.
CosplayComet
The more they infight and reveal that they literally practice what they preach AGAINST, the more people will see how full of shit they are.
Semiflaccid
CosplayComet
I WANT to believe.... :(
ChaoticGoodTransGirl
Everyone who can't see that by now probably won't
CosplayComet
WillCorrectInaccuraciesForFood
Maybe, but still incredibly effective at propagandizing their constituents so it may not matter how much the rest of us see thru their BS
CosplayComet
I'm desperately hoping their voters will realize, "Holy shit - THEY'RE the ones doing ALL that shit!! What else are they lying about??"
HelloImMarshall
But then you hear the more quazy that comes out of their mouths and you realize it's a pipe dream