There goes my chance at becoming a Twitch streamer.

Dec 9, 2023 2:58 PM

ElbowDeepInAHorse

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~whatsapokemon

(Psst, there's more degenerate horse content and memery over here in the Imgur Stable: https://discord.gg/theimgurstable)

I thought they were supposed to be lower down?

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

So... as flat as a stable door? :P :)

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

A streamer I follow has a camera on his cats while he plays.

2 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 3

DankPods has a FrankCam trained on his pet snake during his drum streams

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

A Twitch streamer making bank by showing their pussy? That's unpossible.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

brutalmoose?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Mikeburnfire

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

:)

2 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 5

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Ayyyyy

2 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

One on the right please!

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Oh no... let me help you clean you up

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

are we still doing flat justice?

2 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 2

They're all good chests, Brent.

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

obligatory:

2 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

Have been since I was flat. I am no longer flat.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Flat, curvy. Doesn't matter. Someone out there to enjoy either, or both.

2 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

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2 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

"sometimes"

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Honestly I much prefer card carrying members of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee than I do big ol’ milky mamma jamma bazoongas.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

2 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

... That's a liberal take on her appearance, I feel.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

:D

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Boingn't.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

@OP good news! Twitch just altered their policies regarding sexual content. Streamers and avatars can't be nude but they can draw nude art with no restrictions!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I mean, just become a vtuber and problem solved?

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I think you would do awesome streaming on twitch

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

It's not the size that counts.

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 3

It's the willingness to let a significant other see and touch!

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Whichever ones are on my face are the best ones.

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

theyre good boobs ellie

2 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 4

No. I'd watch you twitch.

2 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

Same, same.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

@op if you start a channel toss me a tell, I’ll follow in a heartbeat and lurk in you channel to help numbers. What games do you and Story play? Have you commissioned a MLP Fallout Mod yet?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The ideal boob size is that which can fit into your/partner's hands.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Always been a buttman

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Thighs and ass. Of course, Boobs are always great :D

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That's when you bring out ol' reliable.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I confuses me when they say "Silence is Golden", because duct tape is typically silver. Oh, you mean to hold it on, right.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

All boba no booba.

2 years ago | Likes 177 Dislikes 5

This is the way?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Boba is slang for boobs in Taiwan, according to the WSJ podcast I listened to recently.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

That's fantastic.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's a flat chest life. For us!

2 years ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 3

Some of us prefer those!

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

v

2 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 1

Boobs are boobs. I have spoken!

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

SAY IT LOUDER SO THE FUCKASSES IN THE BACK CAN HEAR YOU

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

They're all good boobs, bront.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Nothing wrong with that!

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

one more reason to love them

2 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 3

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

But... but it had a flared base...

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

That's more of an accident preventer. Doesn't necessarily stop someone who's persistent.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

The base needs to be wider than the widest part.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Every pony needs a hobby

2 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 4

Finland!

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

Pretend the toy horse isn’t there and it makes it all that more weird. And what im not sure is if there is an actual competition to all this or it just for funsies. But either way if it makes you happy

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

I can't get into that.. all my hobbies and projects do not Finnish.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Is this just pre this v

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Like pre pre pre. I think there may be more than 3 stages til that. For example,

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In my brain: This can't be real. No way humans would do anything so... It's real.

2 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 4

This is Idiocracy, isn't it?

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

The country we live in? Or the movie?

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Yes.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Yes.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1