Not safe for Marinara !

Dec 12, 2022 8:42 PM

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where

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Well, that was way hotter than I expected it to be...

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skills!

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Imagine what she could do with…um…penne pasta

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Well that's weirdly hot

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Is it the implication?

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Yeah, that's not how we eat spaghetti in Kenya

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thank you doesn't seem necessary if you're using a fork.

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This should be marked nsfw.

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Can someone link me the origin information of this? I gotta know all the trivia. This is a masterpiece.

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patton oswalt looks super drunk

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Just practice safe eating practice and don't neglect the meatballs. And I'm a biter just so you know

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Please ma'am....my...my wets

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"Ma'am, would you kindly help me make my hard soft by your wets?"

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Damn! She must be a fun date.

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That’s one interesting technique

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I love how universal this meme has become

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Paige yes

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Girl what that mouth do

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Damn 69… no I can’t upvote

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Girl what that tongue do?

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But... but how it it with salad?

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Half expected her to spit it out into her hand all neatly rolled.

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Like the viral videos of the gals doing it with string!

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Kenya teach us how?

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actually easy, that's how i eat pasta usually. just put it in your mouth and then basically helicopter with your tongue pressed to the lips

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v

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I can still hear the ungodly slurping....

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This is Nyiri as funny as you think it is

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*n’t

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You've Ghana off the deep end with that pun

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Well, after the tounge thing she chews it and then swahil-it

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Well what do you expect, it was a big load.

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Sauce?

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Marinara !

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probably tomato

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So roll it up on your tongue instead of your fork?

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yea, basically. just make sure your tongue is pressed outside to the lips

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I think she may be demonstrating a different set of skills here but I could be wrong.

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Giving the noodle a whole new meaning.

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Wait, is this Ernest??!!

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Yes. Jim Varney. He was hoooooooooooooooooooooooot.

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What is this from??

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IMDb: : The Expert
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109760/

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Thank you!!

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That's pretty much the exact face I pulled watching this.

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The Reaction

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Rodney is always the best reaction gif.

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He is The Reaction

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Ok this made me laugh specifically because I just had a first date with someone from Kenya. ?

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They given that good head

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Not gonna lie, she had them DSLs.

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Kenya give us some details?

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oh dares downvote a pun! Dads unite!

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Didya?

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No it was a first date just getting to know each other. Currently trying to coordinate date number 2.

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Get it! Pull out the table cloth. Take her to a fancy Italian spot. Order the Linguine. Talk about her 80% & be funny. You can do this bud!!

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Did you eat spaghetti with them? Is this true? Can you take her out for spaghetti dinner and find out? Please. : ]

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Spaghetti? Forget that did you do other things lol

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Our first date was literally Olive Garden. While nowhere near as impressive as this post I’m sure she has her own skill set.

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How did she eat the garlic bread?

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Yeah I actually didn’t have any of it and she took the extra home. Which is fine we were served super quick.

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I guess we know how she ate it then...

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