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Maxxbod
When this happens to me as a pizza delivery guy, I say:" Thanks, I already had a piece of your pizza. "
MatticusRoss
That's a very flattering picture she keeps of him
alphamakc
WhileYouWereReadingThisLongNameIstoleYourCookies
Alright alright alright
MrNemoL25972243L69114990
..So.....are they made for each other?
baconlord9786
TheOnlyHopeForMeIsYou
I'm sorry, but $10.99 for just an egg is extortion.
Platypushat
The checkout lady at walmart accidentally said "I love you" to me instead of "have a nice day"
hooktail419
"Accidentally"
FriendlyNeighbourhoodCanadian
I think the worst possible one is saying you too to the person at the loading gate at an airport
Srcsqwrn
Is this a comic series?
Zavrith
Just an egg? $10.99
IdonotknowwhatthehellIamdoinghere
Overly attached waitress?
Ensy
My clumsiness is a lifelong trait. Learning to genuinely laugh off the embarrassing mistakes was life changing. Yeah, still get a little red
Ensy
Faced when I do something stupid, but I know it's going to happen again. It's kind of endearing when it happens to someone else.
cirnonine
TheOnlyHopeForMeIsYou
cirnonine
So sorry. Should have put a spoiler warning on there.
Gilgamech
Just try to be a nice human, and see all the chaos and havoc that results.
FightClubConsumerism
Yeah if you view life as a game and not so serious it becomes way more relaxing.
NotaLizardmen
Yes, a nice human. All according to plan...
Ssssssssssss
Life gives us a choice: be cruel and enjoy the obvious misery, or be kind and never witness the discord we cause.
LorTheMighty
At this point I'd settle for having a stalker. A penpal. A casual acquaintance who thinks I'm mildly approachable. I'd take a cute rat.
razor1379
I'd take the cute rat over most people. They are very clean for a rodent and can be very sweet.
Classsysnek
Ashabud
I like this comic until this appeared
Ewanator
Well, there it is.
DarkLordTrump
Run.
codyj1334
Didn't know it was a gif. Scared the crap outta me.
AmazAnish
Same here
Tsamane
But it isnt a gif, she is just moving her eyes in a still picture!~
Pudd1ngcess
When people did this and I worked retail my inner reaction was usually just "aw! Someone as awkward and shitty as me, nice, nice."
Thisaccountwillbethedeathofmysociallife
Same! I've made so many faux pas that it's endearing to see it happen to others. For their sake I pretend I didn't notice and keep going
Pudd1ngcess
Saw a mail man trip right up the stairs once, he wasn't hurt but clearly very embarrassed so I kept quiet thinking "it's okay, I saw nothin"
BrisketandBeans
I usually say something like thanks, I know what you mean to say
Pudd1ngcess
Yeah I tend to actually say something comforting too, but it is pretty relieving to realize the rest of the world is as bumbling as I am