A dump of things you do but don't admit

PhDinWhy

My life in 32 pictures

8 years ago |

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cloudliss

Fun fact Wednesday is named after the God Odin. Used to spell/sound different I think. Other days too Thursday/Thor.

9 years ago |

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TunkkisOfFinland

#23 why wouldn't you?

9 years ago |

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ohchewieyou

Are you using my hands to type these up cuz you in my head!

9 years ago |

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Funkbringer

I don't want to we'd Ness. He's a nice guy but isn't my type.

9 years ago |

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Highlander8795

You give it a test click to see its resistance, so you know how hard to grip when grabbing food, it might be subconscious but it makes sense

9 years ago |

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RiftCaster

#15 true af lmao

9 years ago |

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readerreaper

#14 Also frowned upon to blast Bawaditdaba when picking up your niece from daycare.

9 years ago |

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AmazonEmma

#9 is worse when the store only exits by the cash registers and you have to cut everybody just to get out.

9 years ago |

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auredu

#17 was me, like one minute ago :|

9 years ago |

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MaybeIamaRobot

I just don't unwrap the starbursts anymore. I eat the whole thing - paper and all

9 years ago |

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Midgarmerc

85% are what I do

9 years ago |

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andiwaslikebiiiitch

I feel at home with this post

9 years ago |

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Zakarum

#1 turns into an infinite standoff when both of you are pretending to look at the thing the other actually wants.

9 years ago |

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PreciousPotato

I heard those two were only in their mid-twenties when they went into that store.

9 years ago |

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icedmcfurry

I just downvote dumps

9 years ago |

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Kidsplayingwithawoodenduck

I gave away the t-shirts

8 years ago |

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DasOgre

Turning music down helps because it allows you to process with less distraction

9 years ago |

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BeatEnthusiast

WHERE'S NED DAY?

9 years ago |

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Grubenwolf

Omg this is exactly what I do and I always think of Ness when I say it.

9 years ago |

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Axcyi

Since FEB-RU-ARY is coming.

9 years ago |

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ExistenceIsPainfullyFine

This should have been titled "Memes Greatest Hits Vol. 1"

8 years ago |

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AtsaMattaForYou

#5 http://imgur.com/xnIbSsg

9 years ago |

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ReverendAurora

If my total is $200 from one site, you're damn right I'm gonna question $6 shipping. Shipping should be free at that price.

9 years ago |

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MyBrainIsPlastiDipped

That last one is probably the most accurate

9 years ago |

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SuperChunk89

So accurate that I literally spat out my food when I read it

9 years ago |

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FeversAndMirrors

For me it was the one about hearing my recorded voice. So accurate I spit out my food from laughing.

9 years ago |

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iamkarlpilkington

I can't breathe..

9 years ago |

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isawthatgoingdifferentlyinmymind

LOL!

9 years ago |

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MrSpankalot

Liar

9 years ago |

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ezdunks23

I say "pee-O-pleh" to spell people

9 years ago |

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Phobos613

I say 'PeeO-pull'

9 years ago |

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DunderMifflinsKevinMalone

Ange-el and ang-leh for angel and angle

9 years ago |

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FuckKnows

#1 is so real. I'd stand around staring at my feet waiting for an hour instead of saying "dafuq out my way"

9 years ago |

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ILikeCuteGifsAndICannotLie

I wait 5 seconds and the day excuse me. Ain't got time for that.

9 years ago |

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ILikeCuteGifsAndICannotLie

*then say ugh

9 years ago |

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FuckKnows

Not all heroes wear capes. Truly yours is a super power in this age of social anxieties.

9 years ago |

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AllTheseYearsWrestlingGators

Wed-NESS-day, busi-NESS.

9 years ago |

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canIgetausername

I can't figure out horizontal without the whore lays flat

9 years ago |

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topkekasaurus

Business is such a stupid word oh my god. For as long as I can think back I've always spellt it as "buisness"

9 years ago |

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IronBaronOfDis

Bus-in-ess, heathen.

9 years ago |

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catflaps

Resta-u-rant. I'm a professional in my early 30s and still can't spell it otherwise.

9 years ago |

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foxfire1112

I honestly can't spell it otherwise

9 years ago |

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ExpatProblems

Connect-i-cut

9 years ago |

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TheHeathLedger

Loch NESS monster

9 years ago |

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Zakarum

+1, you beat me to it :D

9 years ago |

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howdoyouturnthisonagain

B E A utiful!

9 years ago |

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WarfritLive

B-A-N-A-N-A-S

9 years ago |

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Hails

Par-liAH- ment

9 years ago |

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Hails

I also always pronounce environment in French to remind myself the N is there. (environnement)

9 years ago |

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PompatusOfLove

There are places in my house I only see when I'm on my phone talking.

9 years ago |

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Huldra

I suddenly realize I am standing in random places and its weird. Why am I standing in the bathroom talking on my phone? Its like I teleport.

9 years ago |

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foxfire1112

me too!! I was in my back yard messing with flowers I didn't know ever existed

9 years ago |

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Huldra

Haha indeed :D

9 years ago |

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foxfire1112

It's like you wake up from sleep walking lol

9 years ago |

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Huldra

Yes. Dont even know how you ended up laying on the sofa. Hahaha

9 years ago |

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anewshineything

Kill your cheating lover, cut them up, put them in a bag, and throw the bag into the river.

9 years ago |

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SeanSweat

Sorry, I do random stuff when I'm on the phone. Teehee

9 years ago |

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FiveFingeredFistagon

Then hurl the river into space.

9 years ago |

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DrProfessorRocketSurgeon

That's just wrong... you make soup and feed the homeless.

9 years ago |

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JARKB

Or i could make his girlfriend into soup then let him eat her one more time.

9 years ago |

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Amped41134

This got twisted fast with no hesitation by any party

9 years ago |

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joc101

What a kind gesture and good example of recycling

9 years ago |

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DrProfessorRocketSurgeon

No child left behind!

9 years ago |

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Fairytail15

Well don't do that!! U should not feed shit to the homeless!!

9 years ago |

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DrProfessorRocketSurgeon

Things got awkward when I took it to the church's potluck dinner...

9 years ago |

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