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...he hasn't asked to come back.
(obviously, I took them out and washed them after he left.)
Jan 13, 2017 3:32 PM
spartyon182
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...he hasn't asked to come back.
(obviously, I took them out and washed them after he left.)
79blizzard
Great response!!
Humbabah
Who asks to come over for dinner? Is that something people do? That shit is strictly on invite only for me.
scottjaeger
This joke is as old as my grandparents' grandparents, and I'm in my 40s.
IAmAGoodPerson
I've heard this in 2006 lol.
fourkingbaker
Well, you were going to take them out and wash them, but then you though...eh, whatever
MarlboromanMat
This really scores high on the "I don't like you" meter.
imusingthesleep
My dad would do that anytime we had someone come over.
fairybug
DUDE. I am using this.
BadPunsAplenty
You got the problem licked.
somethinglikeausername
Now I need a dog so I can use this trick.
basehead3six
Such a weird way to get someone to stop talking to you.
jdraitt
Don't worry, it's fake AF. Old old joke, heard it when I was a kid.
NEINTOES
Praise be unto little Odin!
ZombieZooZombieZoo
there are few things that annoy me more than someone who invites themselves over.
Jonnymarre
That's petty...Tom Petty.
HelloGelfling
Genius.
eion85
My grandmother used this trick too.
Somanyquestions
To stop you from visiting?
eion85
No, on rude guests she couldn't not invite again. Works great with great Danes apparently.
Guinevere89
This is how my younger brother did the dishes until he was caught. He wasn't "allowed" to do that chore anymore. Smart little shit!
SlapMySalamiThatGuyIsACommie
I think it would've been funny if you had licked the plates. But either works lol. +1
bigdix69420
spartyon182
gadjondjango
I joined Imgur today just to comment on this post. I think OP stole it from Reader's Digest. Old school.
gadjondjango
I remember this from a reader's digest story published in the 70's. Laughter is the best medicine or something like that. Eye on you.
Slipp0
What a dick move. Maybe just be a friend?
ChickenVegetas
Who the hell invites themselves to dinner
cajuninjun
that's my reaction to this, who cares about a dog licking the plates, what kind of ass do you have to be to bug someone to invite you over
Branmaster4
My first thought... who does that?
iDigDinos
Same. It's super rude to do that, at least how I was raised.
UnpopularOpinionToMany
Omg that's great.
iDigDinos
What?? Why would someone ask to go to your house to eat? IDK that's rude where I came from. You have to be invited for that shit.
Affray
The annoying obnoxious kids can be good people too. Anxiety makes your brain say and to stupid shit so there is no silence sometimes.
rootbeer506
Passive aggressive level = 1000
spartyon182
Yes. Hence the ashamed confession bear.
MurrToTheMurr
Yea, are you Swedish OP?
spartyon182
@sockers is correct. Michigan.
Sockers
Michigander is my guess. Classic Midwestern passive aggressiveness.
Sockers
Oops. United States of America\Michigan.
Sockers
Anyone heard the joke about Cold Water? My uncle had my family over and my mom commented about some gunk on her plate. My grandpa said (1/?)
Sockers
"They're as clean as cold water can get them." A few hours later we're sitting in front of the TV, and his dog jumps up on the coach. (2/3)
Sockers
Couch*. He yells, "Get down, Coldwater, you damned dog!"
Sockers
Plot twist (too lazy for second account): The mom taught Cold Water to lick things with Peanut Butter...
ProfessorBrewsington
Earlier:
carrot1sie
Now I want pizza.
par432000
My dog would sneak one cookie out of the package on the counter. It took years before he was caught in the act.
marcusyoyo
The best boy
brianclementsvatua
The goodest of boys.
MrBayernMunchen
What breed?
ProfessorBrewsington
Italian pizza hound
AgressorBunx
ProfessorBrewsington
Commenting to save for later
SirRedPanda
Same
AgressorBunx
Thanks, it's OC :D
ItCouldBeVermilion
Teach me
ProfessorBrewsington
It's glorious!
spartyon182
He isn't like by most of the class but I decided to give him a chance outside of school. He was just as obnoxious at dinner so I went for it
27yoUGLYvirgin
Was this like a date? So this guy invited himself to your place an had you make dinner for him? What the hell? Am I missing something here?
jdraitt
So where do find the time to write for the readers digest while also taking classes?
dashcan
Lesson learned: Follow your gut instinct.
Ralpheroo
If I dismissed every person that wasn't liked by a lot of people. I wouldn't have gotten to know a lot of great people
dashcan
Fuck what other people think. Follow YOUR gut instinct.
globalstorm
Dinner, at your place? In this day and age?
spartyon182
PeteButtigieg
Bring on the downvotes but you seem like an asshole.
spartyon182
Occasionally. But aren't we all?
SolitaireUnraveling
How else are you supposed to deal with those types?
ladyatlas777
I dunno, maybe be straight with them and list how fucking annoying they are so at least they have a chance to change eventually.
ladyatlas777
I dunno, maybe be straight with them and list how fucking annoying they are so at least they have a chance to change eventually.
PeteButtigieg
You can say that again.
CodeHandLuke
What is the game plan here if he goes ahead and spread rumors about your lifestyle? C'mon, i need to know your damage control.
WellWellWellLookWhoItIs
*when
Dmgctrl
You rang?
Husqvarnic
Who the hell is going to believe the kid everyone hates?
FeversAndMirrors
I don't know if I'd care about a rumor like that. If someone said that I'm a bad person I'd care. Dog licking plates, meh.
spartyon182
cryptzicle
"naw he's fucking nuts - I only do that for the caked on shit as a pre-war"
YesmynameisGreg
Right? Obvious answer is "you really believe THAT guy?"
JacksonsDaddy
Wait. He told you we had dinner? Motherfucker doesn't even know where I live
YesmynameisGreg
Avoid specifics when you lie. That guy could easily provide your address to prove that you're lying.