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Sure, you blithering idiot. Now, where are the Trump-Epstein files?
Aug 19, 2025 3:16 PM
Che07
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Sure, you blithering idiot. Now, where are the Trump-Epstein files?
GogaMagnet
Wasn't the last quote six wars?
DrSchlepenstein
He is just making up fictional wars in his head now. His mental decline really shows how he lives in an alternate reality.
UsernameMayBeSubjectToChange
Name those 7 wars.
TNSCLuotaMEa4fVN
No he doesn't, Russia attacked his country, and stole parts of it. What rationale makes the thief have a right to what he stole? Pootin has some real kompromat on t. Now, where are the trump-Epstein files?
DogsGoToHeavenCatsGoToHell
Zelensky cant do anything because he's not legally allowed to cede territory during war time.
And Putin demands territory, knowing this fact.
Trump cant just decide. It will have to be the Ukrainian people that does.
boxbackknitties
How embarrassing. Bring this whole damned shitstem down. Let's see those epstein files you clown. Bring it all down. This is not what I want for my, or any of our kids.
knotch2
This is like some world leader invading a country taking land and then you asking the person they are taking it from to be reasonable and give them the land. Oh wait that's exactly what's happening. And people are dying over... Land... Land they will never own.
MagmaCarta
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION IN THIS MATTER!
aoshistark
Show some flexibility, says the world's most inflexible shithead. Fuck Trump.
Anaphriel
Breaking: "Man who did nothing pretends wars are 'solved' and credits himself. We would consider putting him in a home, but unfortunately, he's the president".
HollerinAtTheVoid
The only flexibility I need to see from Zelinski is his middle finger's ability to be lifted independently from the rest of his fingers when speaking to certain presidents
SleepyHollowAppleTree
IfyourereadingthisIalreadycontrolyourmind
Damn that's quick
B0ardski
show flexiblity = bendover and take it
TanithRosenbaum
Imagine the following had happened: "I hope Chancellor Hitler will be good. But Prime Minister Churchill needs to show some flexibiliy also and do what he has to do, and give up the Black Country and Wales."
roughingupthesuspect
The number of warts he "solved" just keep getting bigger without any wars to solve...
bemibet
"He has to show flexibility also"? What flexibility has Putin shown?
jrntn
To be clear, the "flexibility" Trump says Zelenskyy has to show is, specifically, unconditional surrender granting Putin not only the 20% of Ukraine he currently occupies but also additional land not currently under Russian occupation. Those are the terms Trump are dictating to Zelenskyy right now. Trump is a wholly owned subsidiary of Putin.
SamuthNBS
Don't forget that part of the last 'deal' was that the USA would split the mineral rights to the stolen land with Russia 50-50.
Grimmrog
7 which are?
SpammersAreScum
Well, let's see... He's taking credit for:
1. India/Pakistan (even though one of them says he wasn't involved)
2. Azerbaijan/Armenia (even though they'd stopped well before he got involved; he just got involved in the subsequent corridor agreement)
3. Israel/Iran?
4...7: ???
He mentioned one being in Africa earlier, but I have no idea what that might be...
HandFireWeapon
All of them are border conflicts that flare up every so often and then fizzle out. Kosovo/Serbia is another one he's claimed.
SamuthNBS
To be fair he did solve the US/Canada war and the US/Denmark war - by not doing them.
nothingunused
Was one of those wars the war on pedophilia, which he solved by just declaring it over? No more pedophilia, so no need to look into it anymore, nothing to see here, people....
BullittGT
ontarioOT
LitterBoxKing
To read that he "solved 7 wars" is a terrible way to find out I've been in a coma. What else did I miss?
RealPenguin
Well... there was a couple of dudes that decided to imprison Death, but things didn't really work out as they wanted...
Goatfer
Everytime one of his ceasefire fails he counts it as a new war. That way his failed ceasefires actually succeded.
MapleSyrupMafia
War 1: He made it to the toilet before filling his diaper.
War 2: He didn't throw ketchup on the wall.
War 3: The war on those top secret documents was won by the White House fire place.
uplock
To be fair, it's an absolute war when he has to pull up his diaper himself...
MapleSyrupMafia
"Americans should pull their bootstraps just like I pull on my diaper every day."
uplock
"well, someone pulls it up, I generally can't see who, but it's the bigliest diaper"
iChase79
Much wow! Such accomplishment. I think he forgot to mention the 8 aids and 6 malarias that he cured.
bourbonandbaddecisions
He said during the campaign he would settle this in 25 hours.
invaderjak
Trump insists a rape victim meet their attacker halfway, must be speaking from experience.
jakedafish
He showed that when he tried to plan that candid camera meet up of the wife of the ambassador and the family of the teenager she killed and then fled from.
KleptoKea
One wonders why the Americans elected this shitstain of a human being even once, let alone twice. Says more about the people than it does about Trump. His power is a symptom of a much bigger collective problem among the American People. Ignorance, misguided hatred, susceptibility to vacuous sensationalism, and on the other side we see complicit apathy and cowardly inaction. Feels like the Americans gave up on fighting for their democracy before the fight even began.
EmilyPseu
Well, the lady didn’t give me any confidence that she would fix things in Gaza, so I voted for the guy who said he’d turn Gaza into a resort.
(Massive /s if it wasn’t obvious)
GogaMagnet
Racism, religion and stupidity
KoalaOnTheJuice
.... Did he really say "I thought this would be an easy one"? Surely the Dunning-Kruger isn't that severe?
FiftyShadesOfCauliflower
He also claims he ended 7 wars. No one knows which wars those were supposed to be. The Independent asked the WH, who couldn't elaborate either and only told them he was counting both of his terms.
KoalaOnTheJuice
It was 6 yesterday, so I'm guessing he just adds 1 every time he tells the story.
OnyxTurret
Putin probably convinced him that he'd stop after TFG was elected to me him look good. He'd be a fool for falling for that.
woozle
now it's 7 wars? "can I hear 8 can I hear 8 . 8 wars 8wars, lemme hear 8" ::in auction voice::
CatEyebrows
Santos ended 16 wars. Rump is trying to outdo him
unfortunatelynotdeadyet
He was going to take credit for WWII, but then he remembered he was routing for the side that lost. So, he decided to continue the good fight on behalf of those poor nazi losers.
smashpro1
And also wasn't born until a year after the war ended.
lostlittletimeonthis
The same moron who said this was like two boys fighting and you gotta let them get it out of their system...
AndMeToo40
Sure - World War 1, World War 2, World war 3 … all solved by Trumps delusions.
veesee
Ill give you 12 and completely fake epstien files.
icannotthinkofanyrationalname
All nine of them.
eadanke
Now if he could just find a country that agrees he helped end their war.
BigVag
All the wars that were never even thought of
SometimesOthertimesAnytime
I got 9!
TooRexyForMyShirt
That's right, sir. Over a dozen wars.
woozle
Sold to the man with an imgur acct!!
kjbopp
Can our next president be somewhat intelligent, please? :o(
REOJackwagon
If there IS a next president
Anaphriel
...next?
jrntn
The final free election in US history was november last year. There won't be another.
W0lfsbl00d
With all the suppression and chicanery I wouldn't really call that one free exactly...
jrntn
Beating Trump was possible. People just had to show up. They didn't.
W0lfsbl00d
https://sdvoice.info/trump-lost-vote-suppression-won-here-are-the-numbers/
jrntn
The vast majority of these irregularities are present for every election. It's obviously unacceptable that they happen at all, but there was very little about this election that was different from previous elections, so we only arrive at "Trump stole the election" if we apply things to this election that we haven't previously. If people had shown up in 2024 like they did in 2020, Trump would have lost. They didn't, so he didn't.