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"What's going to happen is the attorney general will come in, they'll seize the properties and they will liquidate them at fire sale prices—and that will take more buildings than he could probably negotiate."
"Fire sale prices", I like the sound of that.
https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-potential-fire-sale-new-york-fraud-fine-1871238
DM2323
IAmGORT
And Donnie two burgers has to pay both State and Federal tax on the dollars raised by any sales.
DrSchlepenstein
I miss the Critic. Such a good show.
majorminers
"It stinks!"....not this time.
Thatsadownvotin
WhiskyBravo
DO IT ALREADY
Iblamemyparentstoo
They have
psycho3d
BumbleBeeBeardedGingerBear
Revenge of the Tan Suit!
IDontKnowWhatToDoAnymoreAndImTired
I imagine that the City of New York might be in the market for some buildings to convert into affordable housing. You know, if the current mayor wasn't completely in the pocket of the real estate industry.
GlowstickJedi
If we all chip in $5 can we buy it, burn it to the ground and piss on the ashes?
ChromePlatedEquator
It brings new meaning to the term, "President's Day Sale"
StellarJay77
It would be the most delicious of irony for E. Jean Carol to purchase Trump tower in New York when it goes up for auction using the money she got awarded from Trump for her defamation lawsuit.
Bystandr
I thought he just had a go-fund-me raise like $400 mil? I guess he's scammed that away too?
eromitlab
The Critic on the front page? Hotchie motchie!
RandAIFlagg
There's always money in the banana stand
Blackfinity
Apparently he's accruing $87,000 a day in interest on the owed penalties: https://ca.finance.yahoo.com/news/donald-trump-owes-87-000-013100938.html
PoorBoyChevelle
"Kevin Oleary says this type of valuation gaming is common in real estate". Cool, so, we're gonna charge more people then. Right? Right?!
todayok
Let's have a look at Kevin's taxes then. Also, Kevin and his wife killed a person and got away with it. Scum.
blanksmom
Could the government seize these and make them into low income and homeless housing please
bemibet
Always upvote "The Critic"!
NSAgent
How many “Trump” properties does he actually own? I thought he was mostly licensing his name to other building owners.
Iblamemyparentstoo
Not to mention his properties are leveraged to the hilt, if they seize his properties those leans against them will have to be paid in full.
bladderinfection
“It stinks.” — Trump, probably
msdss
The problem with selling his posessions, is that it's all worthless trash that has been spray painted gold.
taez555
When the auction off Trump's gold toilet, do you think Tucker or Hannity will be the highest bidder?
JustTryingToLiveLife
Idk i think that guy who bought the 9000 dollar shoes will be the highest bidder when he sells his house to buy the toilet
L0rdinquisit0r
and then he will lick it clean so he can get a taste of being rich.
taez555
That's a bold assumption that the shoes will ever actually exist. Pre-payment, no refunds and they haven't even started manufacturing them yet..... Sounds like just a money laundering scam at this point and any dupe dumb enough to actually buy a pair is never going to see it, and since they love Trump so much, there will never be a lawsuit to get their money back.
JustTryingToLiveLife
I mean he was literally holding the signed shoes after the auction, so he definitely has them
JustAnotherVictimOfAmbientMorality
Someone said fire sale?
DisgruntledFerret
Lot of rich dudes living that Crassus life, not nearly enough dudes dying that Crassus death.
Nightcaste
Nothing that selling two million pairs of ugly ass sneakers to sycophants won't fix
freedommisunderstood
"Unlimited edition"
RElGNMAN
The Simpsons did it f.... fuck they missed this.
prilldomon
Al Jean, Mike Reiss, and James L Brooks were the producers and writers of the show. They also were a huge part of the early success of the Simpsons.
RatsLiveOnNoEvilStar
Kinda? There was a crossover, so The Critic is part of The Simpsons universe.
FlatPlutoSociety
And they're both a part of the Munchverse.
OhIfIMust
It STINKS! It STINKS!! It STINKS!!!
TyrantRave
Yes, Mr. Sherman; everything stinks.
FireSolvesProblems
As are Futurama, Disenchantment, King of the Hill, Family Guy, and American Dad. Crossovers can get fucking wild.
nahlej
hydrocarbon82
You'd probably like this, him & Bill Burr basically roasting each other for 2hrs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9_Dz1PBqzM
talel81
I use that line often. God I miss that show.
Iblamemyparentstoo
""To compound the problem, Trump was ordered to pay pre-judgement interest on three components of the fine, dating to March 2019, May 2022 and June 2023. The judgment is actually a little higher than people think, This isn't something that he can just sit on. Even if he appeals, the rate apparently goes on and on. So this is growing debt."
SugarSmack
SwtSwtJane
And he can't delay paying by endlessly appealing. That money has to go into some kind of escrow, right?
ViscousCousCous
yes
TK421isAFK
It has to be paid to the County/State as a bond. The State holds it in an account (or sometimes literally cash in a vault) until the 1/2
TK421isAFK
appeal decision is finalized. 2/2
Iblamemyparentstoo
It still incurs fees as it sits in escrow, the longer he doesn't pay the higher the fine goes.
TK421isAFK
The bond doesn't incur fees/interest after it's posted. It will only sit in escrow if the bond is the title to real property instead of an actual cash payment or insured bond posted by a licensed bond agent.
betwitched
Trump could also get the money he needs from Jared
p7zjnq9gei9000
But he has a gofundme instead
zombywoof68
Jared - "Donald who?"
saganworshipper
Did you know that for years, Jared and Ivanka have made fun of Cheeto Mussolini behind his back? They know he’s a sad and ridiculous child.
notyoubizness
Evidence?
TheBlueMuppet
The Subway guy? Or the Diamond ring company?
Iblamemyparentstoo
And then they can explain to the courts how and why they got that money from the Saudis, you really think they're going to do that?
Beldie
I think you are assuming forethought. They are allowed to do crimes. They are those who the law protects but doesn't bind. Why would they think the courts are going to call them out on doing crimes. The law doesn't apply to them, and when it does, it is those evil Democrats and witch hunts.
imnotinthewitnessprotectionprogram
Yes….they all rolled a Nat 1 when it came to Intelligence
AnonKneeMoose
Is it a nat 1 when your modifier is -5?
betwitched
I don’t think they care, they get away with pretty much everything
Iblamemyparentstoo
Two multi million judgments against trump, his ability to do business in NY cutoff, five more criminal cases pending and Billion dollar suit trump is still facing from Dominion....what exactly do you NOT see that has been happening??
betwitched
Ok, finally Chump is facing the music, after a lifetime of cheating, but the rest of his ilk are still in the cheating phase.
Iblamemyparentstoo
trump's son's DonJr and Eric have been fined $4 million apiece, the decision bars trump from being an officer of a New York company for three years, and bars his sons for two years apiece.
NotThePoint
I'm skeptical it'll happen as I think he's well connected enough to at least gum up the process and keep it from happening soon. This is definitely a "don't count your chickens before they hatch" situation.
JustinWasHere
I think he has enough rich friends who would love to have him in their pocket. He'll get a personal loan, put up the bond, and appeal.
Iblamemyparentstoo
American banks won't touch trump, foreign banks will prolly think twice since .."With interest, Trump’s fine came to $453.5 million as of Friday, and interest will keep accruing at a nine percent rate per year until he pays it off—meaning he’ll owe an extra $31.9 million per year, or $87,502 per day."
filiuspelei
Agreed. He will be dead before this happens. Or we will live oin a fascist state and everyone involved in these cases against him will be jailed.
Iblamemyparentstoo
Cry harder MAGAot
Iblamemyparentstoo
"To compound the problem, Trump was ordered to pay pre-judgement interest on three components of the fine, dating to March 2019, May 2022 and June 2023. The judgment is actually a little higher than people think, This isn't something that he can just sit on. Even if he appeals, the rate apparently goes on and on. So this is growing debt."
filiuspelei
Illl say this about anything bad happening to trump: I will believe it will happen until it actually does.
Iblamemyparentstoo
Two multi million judgments against trump, his ability to do business in NY, five more criminal cases pending and Billion dollar suit trump is still facing from Dominion....what exactly do you NOT see that has been happening??
SomeDetroitGuy
He now has about 20 days to put the money into an escrow account. If he doesn't do that, he forfeits his ability to appeal.
NotThePoint
If they were only using a straightforward approach then yes. However, the law is a complex beast so I fully expect an orthogonal approach which would result in a significant delay.
Iblamemyparentstoo
The fine continues to grow whether he appeals the decision or not. Delaying will only result in trump having to pay more.
NotThePoint
I certainly hope so but the world is not as black and white as people like to believe.
Iblamemyparentstoo
Sure, buddy
Iblamemyparentstoo
We've been hearing that forever from you guys... "I'll believe it when he's charged"...."I'll believe it when he's arrested"...."I'll believe it when he's convicted"...."I'll believe it when he pays up" ...There is no pleasing you!
Ryyyyyyyan
I've had a consistent position since January 6th that I wouldn't be happy until he's in cuffs. I'm hoping that this case may finally result in at least some consequence for him, but he's been spending years just openly criming and slipping by. It's an understandable disappointment.
saeheria
I’ll only be happy when he’s dead.
Iblamemyparentstoo
That's all of us I would think
NotThePoint
The point is that he has not felt real-world impacts from actions taken thus far. When people see those actions impact him then they will believe there have been actual consequences.
Iblamemyparentstoo
"With interest, Trump’s fine came to $453.5 million as of Friday, and interest will keep accruing at a nine percent rate per year until he pays it off—meaning he’ll owe an extra $31.9 million per year, or $87,502 per day."
NotThePoint
He hasn't paid anything yet. The egg has yet to hatch.
Iblamemyparentstoo
Well he better get on it! ...."With interest, Trump’s fine came to $453.5 million as of Friday, and interest will keep accruing at a nine percent rate per year until he pays it off—meaning he’ll owe an extra $31.9 million per year, or $87,502 per day."