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May 28, 2019 10:20 PM

Roach42088

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Damn. That escalated quickly.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Strange. Dudes that made the rash decision to serve to avoid student loans also seem to have rushed their choices in marriage. Shocked

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 4

Let's be honest, Jerry was probably afraid of fireworks before he went in.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

he’s not wrong.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I was thinking about going back in (former navy aviation vet) to learn how to fly helicopters from the army...but...ugh. This stuff...phew.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#armystrong y'all be sure to take that sweet recruitment offer and you can get a V6 Camaro for 25% APR.

6 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

going into services is like the ultimate test for your gf or wife. if they can't wait till you get home, then they never loved you.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

At the same time?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

She was practicing for him.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Somehow with the name @kingofIncles, I doubt he was ever actually in the military.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

yeah, and maaaaaaybe they're just a tad bitter at women

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

As a female in the army I was always amused by the army wives that would attempt to accuse me of trying to sleep with their husband (1/2)

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Only to later find out that they've been sleeping around, especially during field ops or the poor guy got cheated on during deployment (2/2)

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Guys fucking tag is KingOfIncels, willing to bet he's never even been in the military let alone seen combat, he's a keyboard warrior 1/?

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

from 4chan jumping on this bandwagon of burning the US Military for being shitty to it's members. 2/2

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I love the time I spent in the Army, but they know as well as I do that I absolutely hated the Army.

6 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

That’s the realest thing you could say about military service. I’ve never loved and hated anything so intensely before or since.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

If you prospered from people suffering. You'll find out people wont enjoy your company anymore and just slowly walk away

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

v to the US Army:

6 years ago | Likes 532 Dislikes 10

Just blows my mind that nobody involved in their social media management didn't think of how this would be a terrible idea.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

“My girlfriend’s husband fights for your freedom.” -a bumper sticker

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a disabled vet. I still scan rooftops when I drive and people using phones on otherwise deserted roads make me nervous as shit.

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 6

As an average citizen, I scan other drivers for cell phones and other objects too. Situational awareness has kept me safe on the road.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

:( On the bright side, at least you'd probably survive the next roof-top climbing zombie infestation.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You survived by scanning. It’s possible to be present where you are now. You can get there.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And that was just from basic...

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't date strippers from the local town near base, private.

6 years ago | Likes 85 Dislikes 1

It wouldn’t be local if it wasn’t near base.

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

"Private, you just earned yourself a full day of sweeping all the sunshine off the sidewalks."

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 589 Dislikes 7

Ain't no use, ain't no use in lookin back

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jodie can have my ex, by all means.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Anyone seeing this and thinking of Stardew Valley?

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Oh man, I never made that connection before.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I honestly always got feeling she wanted to have an affair (even has unique dialogue for getting a bouquet). You may have a correct theory.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh. Light bulb goes off for me. I wonder if CA knew the term Jodie, or if it's a coincidence.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm a guy named Jody. I'm aware of the negative connotations of my name. My parents weren't. I assure you I'm no homewrecker though.

6 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

That is exactly what a homewrecker would say

6 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

There was a Jody in a VA office. Retired Marine, too. I figured he had to be a tough SOB to survive with a name like that.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I used to have his card somewhere... I think I'd rather be named Sue.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You happen to drive a Cadillac ?

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My girlfriend's husband fights for your freedom.

6 years ago | Likes 103 Dislikes 12

Savage!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you for you're service.

6 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

Why are you thanking him?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

It's hard enough getting naked in front of my man of 14 yrs who is military, no way I'd be able to do someone else. I'll never understand.

6 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 4

"YOU'LL FART AT ATTENTION, PRIVATE!!" - Master Sergeant Ahfarts, probably.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you for your endearing comment, AhFarts

6 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 1

They let 14 year olds in the military?

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Also I love him way too much.

6 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

Some people think they're in love without really understanding love. You understand it.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jerry Smith, king of incels

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Ex-husband served, became an alcoholic, tried to kill me and fucked a dozen women during our marriage. He got a dishonorable discharge.

6 years ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 2

Hard to blame the Army for that, they decided to divorce him too.

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Discharge was for malicious assault on one of his soldiers. Army didn't do shit to help keep my kids and I safe from him, even when I begged

6 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 1

So sorry that happened to you.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Unfortunately you hear this story a lot. Sorry that happened to you.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Fireworks should be banned on Memorial Day.

6 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 8

Here in Michigan the DNR has State Campgrounds with a no fireworks rule around Memorial Day & the 4th of July for veterans.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Alternatively, Veterans day. Or both.

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

I wish it were limited to city or professional shows. The best I can do go to a movie theater until it closes, then use earplugs and Xanax

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Now that I think about it, there were no fireworks where I live the other day. That makes me happy.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Because it’s not the Fourth of July when we have fireworks. Memorial Day is when we remember dead people

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That why anybody that serves should be single and not get married untill they are done or their military Carrier has stabilized somewhat.

6 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 9

But the sweet housing

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My father was an enlisted man and shared this sentiment.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Night’s Watch has the right idea ...

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I didn't get married until a month before going on terminal leave. I could be a good sailor or a good husband and father, not both.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm sure some can do both. I figured I should go all in on one or the other.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or don’t get married after knowing someone for a few months..or less. That’s usually the biggest mistake that leads to the failed marriages

6 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

In fairness- 12 months deployed, followed by 12 back (three of which are spend in month-long field exercises), then another 12 out... 1/2

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2/2 Even a well-matched couple (especially a young one) might grow apart with schedules like that. Nothing, however, excuses cheating.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*spent

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I understand why people do it, they are incentivized by the benefits, and the lifestyle makes it very difficult to date with having to move.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That being said, marriage is a lifetime commitment, people should take the time to really get to know someone if it’s meant to be.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You're not wrong, though as you pointed out- the military basically forces you to gamble. Either get married now, or be separated next 1/2

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2/2 change of station. Plus the "trial period" of living together is pretty much out the window.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That’s true, but if you take that risk because a significant other might move on if you’re apart and you’re still going to deploy...

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Heard the story of the guy who cheated on his wife and while he was deployed she sent a sexy video of her making cookies, said to be....

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

Boy and share with his friends, at the end of the video it cuts to her getting banged by several guy as they cum into the cookie mix

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

She really showed him!

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

goddamn

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Cheating on a deployed spouse is borderline treasonous in my mind. Fucking scum of the earth

6 years ago | Likes 149 Dislikes 34

Treasonous? Lol

6 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 11

what about cheating deployed soldiers? are they treadonous x 2?

6 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 3

That's shitty too but being in a foreign country thinking you could die any day and your spouse cheats on you is worse IMO

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 23

i mean we're just nitpicking about which shit smells better here

6 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

As a vet, they're equally as bad. Sometimes, the same couple is cheating on each other, which kind of cancels things out.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Robert Baratheon thinks it’s fine.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is the cheating wife/husband worse or the scumbag who knew she was married to a soldier?

6 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 2

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I say they're equally scum. I know a lot of people that only aim to hook up with people in committed relationships. They're scummy people.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Every single reply on that thread is not what the Army intended to happen. They're alternately funny and heartbreaking.

6 years ago | Likes 3275 Dislikes 14

What if the intern that posted that secretly knew/hoped that what happened would happen?

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I mean it's possible, I suppose. Can't rule anything out.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sauce?

6 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 6

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I've been reading for 5 minutes, any time now I'm due about 20 fun ones in a row...

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I was amazed they left the post up, some of those stories...man.

6 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Military Social Media policy. We can’t hide or delete posts just because we disagree with them.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm prior Army as well, 12 years. I can relate to a lot of them. I'd be lying if I said I didn't tear up a little reading them.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

If it backfired then they would have deleted it. Military are people too. Maybe it was just some sort of awareness act?

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Does anyone have the link to this thread?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jesus...it’s just tragedy after tragedy, and half of them were preventable and hurt because of the system, and then the VA fucks them...

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yep. There's a reason why every single veteran of the US Armed Forces gets quietly put on a terror watchlist when they get out.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because the government knows better than anyone how badly they fucked us, and we're combat trained and disgruntled.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Even when they're not utterly destroyed by the experience it ends in some bullshit.

6 years ago | Likes 357 Dislikes 4

Damn. Just, damn.

6 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

I read m’ladies. Lmao

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Weird thing is I've seen so much more openly gay stuff during the Don't Ask Don't Tell era than after it got repealed.

6 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

In 94-96 downsizing,then somehow, for a decent majority of cases (not all)they started to try and piece homo/bisexuality with sexual assault

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

TIL the screen yellowing setting affects screenshots.

6 years ago | Likes 152 Dislikes 0

It doesn't affect screenshots on mobile.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I use it to be easier on my eyes at all times. Not good to be staring at a 40W (or whatever) bulb so much. Higher frequencies are worse too.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I know right? Still, it's good for sleeping. I can't recommend it enough.

6 years ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 0

Sleep?

6 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Only some do it, mine doesnt, my mom's does. Mine is modifying the OLED settings (Samsung) My mom's is just software overlaying ontop.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Samsung's is built in by default, hers you had to download from the store.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Depends on the program/app you're using.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I need that for reading on my Kindle Fire. It's so much easier on the eyes, even in daytime.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

not sure if the gay pride emoji is trolling or....

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 26

How could it be trolling?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

why would it be trolling? he’s probably bi, or something similar, & someone outed him. so now he is out of the closet and showing pride :)

6 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

he mentioned a lawyer, i assumed he was being slandered. if it was true then i don't understand what the fight woulda been?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 11

Rule was dont ask dont tell. He could have hired a lawyer to argue sure he's Bi but he didn't tell he was told on.

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Am I the only one who thinks it's weird that our army has a social media account?

6 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 8

YVAN EHT NIOJ.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In 2019, the military has to use every tool they can to try and drive recruitment. Every military branch has a social media presence.

6 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

Is that weirder than the Army making video games to capture young minds?

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Or working with popular e-sports teams to make recruitment videos.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Eh, every military ever has used every means of outreach/propaganda available to them, often pioneering new ones.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How old are you? Everyone and everything has a social media account. Even pets have their own social media accounts lol.

6 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

Is it just me or was it not that long ago that pets having facebook accounts was weird?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Some pets have had FB accounts since 2006.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

shit, and I thought it was weird when my uncle made one for his dog

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Except that’s the goal. An military needs to gauge its popular support. An excellent(malicious?) use of social media all this data is value

6 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 4

I think they have much better, reliable ways to poll that info. No to mention "Ask NSA for some tips" jokes.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think it's cute that you think the Army cares about things like that.

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

They actually do. Or else they wouldn't load Youtube with adverts...

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

No, they want recruits. They don't care about popular support.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's how you get recruits.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are you that brain washed l?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't know how much info you can get from Jerry Smith. He might even be Russian for all we know about twitter.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Why gauge it if they're going to ignore it?

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

To find the best way to sweep it under the rug or manipulate media to avoid shining a spotlight on it.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

https://twitter.com/USArmy/status/1131704927963766785 They're mostly heartbreaking.

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

By mostly you mean all

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Those were difficult to read.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There were like.. 3 ok ones.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wow I literally also thought I counted three. Damn that’s so sad

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Army (probably):

6 years ago | Likes 74 Dislikes 6

What’s the sauce for this manga?

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

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6 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

You're one of the good ones man

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 5

This is imgur mate! Tf you mean, "Be a man"!? Not in this manipulated confused cesspool of a site. Even being facetious gets downvoted LMAO!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jahy-sama wa Kujikenai!

6 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

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6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you sir. Gentle person and a scholar

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's really good ?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As someone that was in the military, cheating wives/gf are the scum of the earth.

6 years ago | Likes 1445 Dislikes 55

cheating is sick..yes there are cheating wives/gfs..also cheating military husbands/bfs as well...disgusting af.

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

In my case it was the other way around sadly the chick is sooo good to him but the shit he told me man......

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Maybe try not leaving them alone?

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 36

Right, because soldiers have the ability to tell their chain of command "Nah I don't feel like deploying." The fuck are you on, dude

6 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Maybe not the best career for a married man?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

Because fuck soldiers for trusting their spouses, correct?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In or out of military-cheating and betraying someone is terrible.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Agreed, but you can't blame the partner for falling out of love when getting you killed in foreign land is more important than life together

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

As one currently serving, its the #1 reason i distance myself from dating in the military

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fuck Jody and Sancho

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Cheers to that.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Damn right

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As someone currently deployed. I hear guys say this and then they cheat on their wives.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Well, they never actually said they cheated. Certainly implied though.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It isn't that hard to not be a piece of shit.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Serious ? - how common is it for military ppl to cheat while stationed overseas? My ex-bf picked up an STD but didn't want me TALKING to men

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 5

“Trust your (soldier/airman/shipmate/marine) with your life. Not your money or your wife!!”

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I feel bad for all the good guys that happened to, yall did not deserve it.

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

18 downvotes aka 18 cheaters jeez lol

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 9

Its just the way it us. People get lonely. But i agree.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Flip side: only the military guys I dated cheated on me. They both had issues communicating.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And when you cheat you get in trouble by the military

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

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6 years ago (deleted May 29, 2019 5:21 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

I believe if you are married they can be busted for adultery. Maybe it's changed

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I agree, but they do make great videos.

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 17

If you're scum, maybe.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 5

I'm sorry mr "ladiesinboxmeyourbubblebutt" was my joke offensive to you? I'll try for something more respectable next time Mr wholesome.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

Not his problem you can't take criticism.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

In my case, my husband is the one who cheated. Just found out a couple weeks ago. Haven't even been at our first duty station a whole year.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not wars? Not killing?

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I dunno. It's not like they're killing people.

6 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 17

I had a buddy who served and that happened to. IMO they need to put these girls' photos up in the paper and post office so everyone knows!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As someone who got suckered into being the "At Home Fuck-boy" for a girl whose partner was deployed. Yes they are. I had no idea =(

6 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 2

So are cheating husbands

6 years ago | Likes 468 Dislikes 30

Uhhh...equality I guess?

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 7

Yeah, though the other comment didn't mention men, one could assume that the poster feels strongly about cheating in general.

6 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

I hate it when my husband cheats! He definitely looks on my side of the screen and it's causing a split in our marriage!

6 years ago | Likes 162 Dislikes 9

You need a divorce /s

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

Screen cheating is the worst! Buy a second console- it will save your marriage.

6 years ago | Likes 70 Dislikes 0

Yes, they are. As a milspouse that's 100% faithful, we do exist, and we hate the cheating bitches.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

I was once unknowingly the other guy. When I found out, I blocked her and sent him all of our convos. I hope he found someone better

6 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 3

The only thing I think of is ‘misinformed consent’ its shitty to trick people into having sex under false pretenses, some would call it rape

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 3

While it’s fucked up, it’s DEFINITELY not rape.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Good on you for phoning it in. Takes guts to not just sweep it under the rug.

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Dont call things like this rape. Because this is not and it would not help the real rape victims.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

BuT uS WomEn HAvE NeEdS!

6 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 74

Oh fuck off.

6 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 14

So, it didn’t occur to you the alternating case might signify something?

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I'm fairly sure that that comment up there was sarcasm.

6 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 6

Apparently nearly 70 people never understood that

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

HoW cOuLD yOu TeLL??

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Just a slight hunch

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Know one that was the other way around. She was faithful and he found someone while deployed. Sometimes life just sucks

6 years ago | Likes 82 Dislikes 0

Too many men acting like they were innocent while deployed, when a large majority are overseas banging whatever they can get.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

2 years later they are still happily together. I was gone before he returned home haven't seen his face since I sent him off.life does suck.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Assholes abound.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

True but maybe just maybe they shouldn’t be marrying them after a few months of dating? Also yes I realize it’s not always the case.

6 years ago | Likes 126 Dislikes 11

Dolla dolla billz yall

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

In fairness to the dumbasses, military-assigned lifestyle does not support dating or casual cohabitation. You're either single or married.

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

But they get a bigger paycheck if they do!

6 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

Me and my buddy wanted to gay marriage just for the money, and living off base. Shouldve done it :(

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

Go for it. It's never too late to be happy

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

"Don't get married early! But if you do- we'll double your pay, let you live in a house, and no more barracks cleaning details. But don't!"

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

For real?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

On average, a single soldier lives in anything from a single room with a shared bath, to a shared single room with a communal bath, and 1/?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'll be honest here. I fucked a girl from tinder a while back. Found out the next morning that she had a husband in the navy. CUNT

6 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 10

Good tho or nah? Jk. My wife cheated on me while I was deployed too. They all suck.

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 9

It was until I found out. I honestly didn't know what to do

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tell him.

6 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 9

Too late, I got outta dodge because I stuck my dick in crazy. I really didn't know what to do.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you didn't know it's not your fault. The question becomes, should you try to tell him?

6 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 3

The real question is: Should he try to fuck her again?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Do unto those as you want done to you. Monogamy keeps STDs away and sinks fake relationships.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The answer is yes

6 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 2

Saw a story a while back about a guy who found a note from another guy under the toilet seat. Probably urban legend, but still interesting

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

This is why I'm so happy our family doubled down and convinced my 18 year cousin to put off marrying his high school sweetheart until he

6 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 0

was done with the marines. What is about signing up for the military that motivates people to propose?

6 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 0

If you aren't married, it's basically like you don't exist. You don't get the calls, you don't get the info first if they get hurt or die

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They tell ppl, get married or break up, one extreme or the other.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The whole war and dying part. Plus extra money for it.

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Someone to come home to. Someone to protect. Joining for love of country is all well and good, but having something concrete at home makes

6 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 1

So then just get a bird bath.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Things easier sometimes.

6 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

Dat BAH

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Only if you live off base. Gov gets it back if you end up living on base housing.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My nephew just proposed to his on again/off again gf at their high school graduation. They want to have the wedding before he goes off -->

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

--> for basic training. My husband (who's military) & I are just like "Yeah. . .there's *no way* this is going to end badly." =/

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

To be fair, my nephew eloped w/ his HS gf while home after basic. They have been married for 8 yrs & have a 6 yr old daughter.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

BAH, family separation allowance, full medical benefits for the spouse, living together outside the USA, lower ranks can avoid the barracks

6 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Pay check gets bigger and you dont have to stay in shitty barracks with other people.

6 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 0

Good point. But if the relationship sours then your outlook on healthy relationships is officially fucked before you turn 22.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

My fiance got pregnant with my best friends kid while I was stationed overseas. Shit sucks yo.

6 years ago | Likes 317 Dislikes 6

Goddamn, man...

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

It does indeed. You live your best life but I hope you cut them off. Shouldn’t be your problem/burden to bear.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Sounds like a whole lot of "not your problem anymore". If you didn't ask for the ring back, you should have.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

How old is your best friend that their kid had sex with your fiance?

6 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 7

Damn, I’d hate to think what your other friends are like, if he’s the best one.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

You forgot to add ex to both of those people.

6 years ago | Likes 66 Dislikes 1

Hate to say it, but I don't think that person was ever your friend. I skipped the whole thing and just got a dog. Always happy to see me.

6 years ago | Likes 130 Dislikes 3

Dude I'm sorry. That's fucked up. I don't kmow, but I'm sure she messed up something that could have been perfect. And fuck your "friend"

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Assert dominance

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Wait, did your best friends *kid* knock up your gf, or your best friend knocked her up with a kid?

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Wait, that last line is a tad too ambiguous...you know what mean

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah his best friend and his son tagged teamed dude's fiance. Not a bad porn plot honesty

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fiance went heels to jesus with my best friend, got pregnant.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I've never heard heels to jesus before. Using that one.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Some fuck i knew used to brag about fucking army wives. Guy new to the circle was a vet. Beat the absolute dogshit out of the scumbag.

6 years ago | Likes 194 Dislikes 31

In what sharia law country do you come from where you think violence is permitted as a punishment for something that isn’t criminalised.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Unless he raped them the wives were scum too.

6 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Vet is a bigger scumbag and should be in jail for assault if not worse. The wives chose to be unfaithful.

6 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 18

So did he also beat the shit out of all those cheating wives?

6 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 2

So he got what he deserved.

6 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 18

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 4

I guess you think violence is the answer?

6 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 16

Yes. Fuck off.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 4

Why though if it's consensual?

6 years ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 98

He caused the women to cheat on their military husbands.

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 89

He would act as a friend, make them believe the husbands cared more about being deployed than them, then strike. He was a real piece of shit

6 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 2

Yes, because these women had no free will at all.

6 years ago | Likes 101 Dislikes 2

There are two ways to every street , sure the woman is accountable but if you're out bragging about making wives cheat you're a shithead

6 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 5

It’s one thing if he’s naive about the situations. But if you make a point to target them, you’re a shitsack.

6 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 4

Just Because it's legal doesnt mean it's moral

6 years ago | Likes 104 Dislikes 18

If some aren't moral enough then maybe it should be illegal.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 27

Fuck your morals.

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 5

I believe the army will actually press charges of adultery in some cases. Although it's rare.

6 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 3

A civilian isnt under the jurisdiction of the UCMJ. No dice. Its used by people who fuck officers wives/daughters. Very vengeful statute.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Not against randos. They will agaisnt military. They will probably also pressure for divorce

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Just because it's not your idea of moral doesn't mean someone should get beat.

6 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 23

You're stupid. They made a legally binding promise to their spouse.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Yeah fuck off with that bullshit. You’re 100% in the wrong.

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 5