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tegfdd77
A fule and his money are soon parted.
jumbosmooth
Congrats. The world needs more jackoffs like you.
samtherat6
Something tells me a a large part of the reason why you think he's a dick is simply because he's vegan...
3Davideo
Well that's a new level of petty.
ChickensAreGoodPets
what if you find the box empty in the trash the following night?
MegaBytePanda
MarcUK
CarelessPerfectionst
"Awe....oh..." -Me definitely.
CaptainTrips1980
I’m a vegan too. Boy, do I hate pepperoni, bacon, and mushrooms.
zanzaboonda
DogBrick
Oh man I could really go for pizza now.
Obi1KenobiNil
Scamsquatch
Solid waste of a meat lovers pizza.
shutyourpieholedouche
Pizza guy would have gotten it! It's not like he'd accept it at the door, pizza guys tell you what they're delivering when they hand it over
FoolishDomin
Not Ernesto my designated dominos guy he just says “dominos!” Very loudly then smiles and hands me the box. I always tip that mf 50%
clucja1
Depends on where the pizza came from. If papa johns just throw that disgusting shit in the trash.
homoerection
Srriusly
Gianttesticlemonster
elfes92
CrookedCherryBlossom
Why not ask if they liked pizza or even what they like on pizza?
zanzaboonda
Perhaps you are not as omnipotent as you might think.
Raecracy123abc
As a vegetarian hey a free pizza is a free pizza; now as someone whos lactose intolerant: fuck you
TedTheMan
Pizza and lactade tablets.
Mikeyhouser
What movie is this from? It’s killing me.
BeerFueledAdventurer
DiGiorno commercial https://www.ispot.tv/ad/7Vkl/digiorno-fake-pizza-delivery
Mikeyhouser
Really? Damn, I thought it was from a film.
Humanzee2
Things that never happened. No one is that much of an arsehole.
theirarefourlights
The logic really doesn’t follow. On my worst day, this would only confuse me, not upset me.
mercmech
I wish someone would anonymousely send me a meat lovers pizza.
Nugz727
Evil genius
RideTheStimutacs
How? The only person this inconveniences is the driver.
MrPuckett
As a person in recovery from veganism I love this
vapingvegancrossfitter
Computerzuster
Welcome back to listening to your natural needs and instincts.. What was the following rat meat you ate when you started to recover? :)
AntRam95
Probably steak
Computerzuster
Downvote me all you want : we are carnivores.
VillainVillain
Thats ilegal in louisiana
KinetoPlay
Even if he pre paid for it online?
VillainVillain
It can be considered harassment apparently, I delivered it to a girl from a guy once, but it was her boyfriend I think, so not too bad
adaptabledisease
If this is real, all i can say is it must have sucked being the delivery dude. Getting yelled at by some uppity rabbit.
theirarefourlights
Why would the neighbor yell at the driver?
adaptabledisease
Cuz a Vegan would totally miss the chance to smash their beliefs in someones face. You are mistaken, there are Five lights, bzzzzzzzt!
theirarefourlights
Nope.
zanzaboonda
Post sounds like they hate their neighbor *because* he's vegan. And they sent it after he was having a hard day? No good way to spin this.
mynamPlanetGod
It’s a joke, it didn’t actually happen
Bananas912
Yup. Seems like plain old douchery to me
CaptainPawfulFox
They do crossfit.
zanzaboonda
Ah, well that's acceptable, then. :P
fakeirish
real talk: doesn't that screw the pizza guy over if the neighbor rejects it (assuming guy didnt pay online)
LeoA466
Have some fucking common sense.. he obviously paid for the pizza online... Geez...
ikagawa
Why wouldn't the guy pay, though? He's being a dick to the neighbor not the pizza guy.
Redraz2021
Most places would write off the pizza in this case but the driver is out tips/gas.
ikindacarebutimostlydont
It's a fake story so it doesn't really matter
theirarefourlights
It’s a weird fake story.
StarrryNight
Why would it screw the pizza guy over?
GlossyBt
Doesnt matter if he paid online because it got sent back ot has to be voided.
theredacted
Bruh If someone did send me a pizza I couldn’t eat(sardines) and payed for it online you bet your ass I’d tip at least $50 with that card
iwyn
This.
AssWaffle
Doesn't matter to the pizza guy, all he did is go to the neighbours house for nothing. He'll still get paid.
beefinyerteeth
And we miss other deliveries that the other guy takes while we're out
poderous
Driver misses out on a couple dollars(1-5 realistically). Store misses out on 5-13 dollars food cost, and 1-3 dollars in labor(driver).
AssWaffle
I guess he misses out on his tip though.
fakeirish
Well I'm jsut curious cause I know some delivery places dont pay the drivers gas bill so overall the trip to and fro the house is a loss
AssWaffle
Do those Pizza places not have electric vehicles? All pizza places around me got electric scooters and bicycles.
Redraz2021
In the U.S. it's mostly own vehicle, pay for own gas/insurance/repairs
askingpeopletobemyfrienduntilifindafriend
Those are shitty pizza places. The four different ones I worked for all had sone form of compensation for driver miles
prattleassassin
I hate lamp
S4mw1se
The kyintense version of an Imgur post
tylerstubs
Im a vegetarian and find this hilarious.
bosskcradossk
Y
MaskMan191
Because it's funny you idiot.
mushroomking
I wonder if the Vegan feels compelled to eat the meat considering it will obviously have died for nothing if he doesn't?
theirarefourlights
As ludicrous and fake a story as this is, he would probably take it and put it in the fridge for a friend or coworker.
MistressLyda
Unlikely. There are quite a few people that only eat meat/egg/milk from dumpster diving, they would most likely eat this though.
GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
I'm tempted to send 1 worthy soul a pizza + 1 side, long as it's Domino's n < $20 ( I know all the coupon options ). Not sure how to go >
GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
> about it, tho. What's that 1 pizza guy do?
Pancake289
Hook a brother up I could use lunch while I study for my midterm
GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
I might do that, starting w/ college kids/min. wage types, but I don't want someone to abuse my kindness, nor do I think it'd work for out >
GemsAreOutrageousTrulyTrulyTrulyOutrageous
> -side the US, let alone my state ( CA ).
bosskcradossk
Vegan isn't necessarily good for you, but why have they become the fucking ostracized group? Its not like they are hurting anyone. Unlike us
Humanzee2
It’s become a cliche, like blondes are stupid etc etc. some people get uncomfortable when others take a moral stand.
waphles317
Personally, I dislike the ones that repeat pseudoscience and misinform others. The diet can be pretty lacking in certain nutrients. -1-
waphles317
If you must go vegan, please do actual research, not just reading vegan blogs. Take classes on nutrition. Consider supplements. -2-
bosskcradossk
I was gonna say what about eggs and stuff but vegan is more extreme than vegetarian. No butter.... My god
ImTheJuggernautBricks
we're an easy target. :(
blurgh
Funny thing, this hate on veganism is really helping the movement. People always ask me why I dont eat meat which leads to me informing them
theirarefourlights
Me too. I don’t volunteer my reasoning but I’ll tell you all about it, as neutrally as possible, if you ask.
Novahawk12
there's a case to be made for the reason why. There's been a media popularisation of militant vegans. (1)
Novahawk12
This combined with humans natural instinct to go with the group leads them ostracised at best. (2)
Novahawk12
Most vegans are good people who make their own life style choice. The loud minority of vegans are self-righteous assholes. (3)
Humanzee2
Haven’t seen it outside of Imgur, but I’m not American.
thenargacuga
Easy, because vegans are so dead set on being 'morally right' despite not doing anything of actual value to change the world.
AlxEverett
Meat eaters are offended that they feel someone is against their lifestyle, so they lash out like angry, immature children but through memes
thenargacuga
so like you inbred bitches do whenever someone dares to buy a steak in your presence?
AlxEverett
It’s nice of you to generalize a group of people and attack me for something I’ve never done. Just look at yourself. Are you racist too?
KinetoPlay
If you happen to be vegan, whatever you do you. If you're a Vegan, you can fuck right off.
AlxEverett
I’m not even vegan. I’m vegetarian, but have the utmost respect for vegans for the benefit they have on the environment and animal welfare.
AlxEverett
What? The capital letter makes a difference?
KinetoPlay
Yeah. One's just not eating stuff that contains animal products. The other is making it your label, the thing you think makes you special.
NotAPervert
Different equals bad. Basic human nature. Look at e-cigs users being shamed when it's just a different way to get the same drug.
Shrike99
Especially when vaping is so much less harmful to the user. Why are we shaming people for making a *relatively* healthier choice?
Shrike99
I quite like this visual comparison on the difference: https://youtu.be/zFyUlBpy5g">t=154">https://youtu.be/zFyUlBpy5gU?t=154 vs https://youtu.be/HD__r66sFjk?t=125
KinetoPlay
I don't hate vapers because they vape. I hate them because they blow giant clouds of bullshit all over and claim it's okay because 1/2
KinetoPlay
"it's only water" or some other bullshit. 2/2
Shrike99
Fair.
gottacoconut
Because a truly unfortunately loud portion of them are gargantuan twats who try to use veganism to justify their shit selves.>
attagirl
Right. Nothing like what we see on Imgur on a regular basis.
slightlyofftopiccommenter
Where? Never seem em'.
gottacoconut
Honestly? Big cities and California, mostly. For the loud gobshites, anyway. Most vegans are normal people; it’s the loud minority thatshit
slightlyofftopiccommenter
I live in the San Francisco Bay area...
GozerTheGozerian
I grew up in CA, only place I ever hear about it is the 'nets. It's become clear it's another one of those "I seen it on webs so it's true."
darkshatter
Not sure if you're being sarcastic, if not lucky you. Not like I've seem more than two myself but they are the plague.
slightlyofftopiccommenter
Not sarcastic. People should stand up for what they believe in but I've never encountered anything but polite Vegans. No harm is the point
darkshatter
Either you were lucky or I was unlucky. Have met two who obnoxiously tried to push their view unto people while bashing meat eaters.
gottacoconut
There’s also the deplorable few who actively attempt to force veganism upon others, up to and including pets and children in their care.
bosskcradossk
Omg forcing a kid to eat veggies. Instead of carving up another animal and having them eat that
gottacoconut
Omg not the veggies! Seriously though, forcing a kid to eat no meat/dairy without supplements for missed nutrients is child abuse.
bosskcradossk
How? Beans eggs veggies.... Not every culture in history has even had access to dairy. All those minerals can come from other stufd