Gunsandkittycats
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I died laughing, couldn't imagine with being with someone who's not as goofy or random as her
Oct 10, 2016 4:07 PM
Gunsandkittycats
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I died laughing, couldn't imagine with being with someone who's not as goofy or random as her
Kinkiepanda
This not your joke.
mrtrentoncomedy
Would be cute if I hadn't already seen this on this very site before.
AllTheReallyFunnyUserNamesWereTaken
Congrats on the sex!
Amb1verse
I'd go right for the ass
COOL69GUY420ZONE
daniic233
noitsDan
Bath salts will help here.
Davedavedavedavedave
How was the buffet?
Ossaurus
WaywardDreamer
I'm gonna do this to my boyfriend
tomyironmane
I envy your happiness. All I have is Engineering classes.
baredblade
So did you eat it?
Fatboy333
man, I wish my partner was this ``retarded``..some of us have to almost beg to dine at that table
1potsie
I got a fiver
smokeey11
All you can eat under a buck
WhiskeyTangoFedora
Tell her you don't eat off the dollar menu and that she best step up her game.
ImgurPhantomBlockedMyOtherAccount
Should have had a male dear on her head.
mizcs
wife her again
thesameasyours2
right in the butt
LazyTheAssCat
That's actually a thing. A little superfluous, but totally worth it in this case. Also, boom, upvote 200.
samrock14
That's funny.
beardsandbeers
STEPHEN
lvsv
I love those so much
TheLambSauce
The reference game is strong with this one
benadrylbumblebutt
igetthatreference.gif
MsCitrus
Whaut? *best attempt at his voice over text*
AmNotFaggot
Thought the same thing
AlbanB
damn it , is she single ?
RincewindTVD
She is now, @op died.
XxTippoxX
This was that "STEPHEN" girl's joke. It was OK
sugarbyte
My person and I brought each other to silly tears over the idea of junior mints where the mint is actually potato last night. I DON'T KNOW.
racheedee
This may get downvoted to hell, but please use that word carefully/if not at all. Still, congrats on the sex.
superhans1988
Totes agree, so out of order
Llamahunter
Thanks for your insight, D1ckp1c
superhans1988
You're welcome!
MMPRMastodon
I'm never going to find anyone close to like that
TheMountainsOfMadness
http://imgur.com/q891mIT
Frappo
Chews*
Windborne
This one's going around... https://youtu.be/liVlVnAhIPQ?t=32s
MyCatLikesToFruitcake
This
superhans1988
This post is all kinds of cringe
MaxieMooo
haha we're so random.ZLDS
MaxieMooo
see how random I am I put nonsense letters at the end of a comment hahaha so random
MaxieMooo
kill me now
MrAgrijag
Then you ate her right?
AgolfHiller
No
jamorox75
i ate 'er man. like 8 or 9. told 'er she was fine
Awesoman66theCactusLord
Hopefully not the vore way
snivy642
And she liked it
KirchoffsVoltageLaw
Yeah. With some truffle oil
IsButtHurtACarb
He probz ate her left too...
iDrinkDrano
Nah, saving that for later.
youtah
So that's why they call it left overs
InboxMeYourHDGIFs
dogfrost9
With some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
InboxMeYourHDGIFs
OlRockTheGoodAg
This is fantastic.
davepermen
Shes going to be a proud dad one day
MightyChlorians
NotAHomunculus
https://youtu.be/liVlVnAhIPQ
supinebovine
Disturbing AND hilarious!
FlyingPigz
Dad?
davepermen
Sonpig?
Gunsandkittycats
We have 2 kids and I swear she makes more dad jokes than I do
PremeDreme
You have some competition
saintjocks
You have to step up your game man, they can already give birth and care better, without jokes what do you have to offer....COOK yes cook!!
ImGoingInDry96
Lucky you... glad you're happy though!
AnonresponsivE
"Look at me... I'm the dad now" - New dad, probably.
aarhusianer
Wife her!
davepermen
Seems like you gotmyourself a keeper, congrats and al, the best to you 4
HeckTheHeckOff
I'm sure Al appreciates your well wishing
username29470
You had a stroke and finished your comment, amazing!
davepermen
I gave my best
JustaDick
Upvoting purely to keep this comment near the top and expose these typos to the world.
davepermen
Thnnks, dick ????
JustaDick
You're welcome!
Sogeking
got my ourself
davepermen
That edit button sure would be useful sometimes.. two typos :(
drunksnape
Not two typos if you just take away the "m" :)