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Sorry if this is a repost. It made me happy, so I wanted to share it.
errantcompass
This, this is art.
PrinceAsh1taka
That's just hashbrowns.
MisterBrando
It must be exhausting being around this person.
friendlyforager
I had to keep correcting my brain. NOT Twatwaffle
ThisIsTheBestICanDo
Should’ve been syrchup but whatever...
candiduscorvus
I kind of love this girl.
sadurdaynight
I tried this. Grease dripped out of the waffle all over the counter. But, the totwaffle was very crispy and nice. Recommend paper towels.
StaleGale
We do this all the time but we never thaw them first
NeynasGhost
I wanted to react with horror at the syrupchup but then I realized it's probably very similar to the way I mixed honey and ketchup as a kid.
Ketheres
"No way to fuck this up". Observe, you fucking casual.
TondaTonda
Add cheese and ham
cosmicdisplay
A moment of desperate improvisation is how I learned waffle makers make the best french toast. The bread cooks evenly so you don't have to
cosmicdisplay
flip it. And then the toast is shaped like a waffle with those little pockets that hold all the syrup on your food.
Imalwaysready
WillItWaffle.com You're welcome in advance.
Yusill
I did this. It was amazingly good very crisp. And faster then normal cooking and easy to control portion sizes. Highly recommend.
mrputter
I was on board until the syrupchup. Then I barfed all over my keyboafffgfgfggddddddddgf.
Solkanarmy
birdseye potato waffles, they're waffley versatile!
Vergenbuurg
"The Martian" taught me how important potatoes actually are to sustaining oneself when facing limited-to-no other options.
JunkRat99
Also Ireland
iamgurunotaguru
That was magnificent. We are the potato
Waytigo
At least she didn’t start with “during my vacation somewhere let me tell you how i discovered this..” bs Get to the recipe dammit
tripozornike
Damn near tho.
excepttheoneswhoaredead
"They are potatoes, and they will do your bidding" this is how I will think of my future children
kiara8942000
I think I did my recipe wrong cause mine don't ever want to do my bidding...
LaraNotCroft
It’s already how I think of mine. It’s an intentional thought process.
blueslady23
Good luck with that. ??
ElbowDeepInAPoliceState
I fucking hate this person and believe they ought to be hung for crimes against the culinary arts
cityguy1170
You missed your chance... Twotffle!
Snooj
This could have been two sentences and a photograph and conveyed the same amount of information.
CheeseB0t
but not the beautiful poetry, almost sage like in it's eloquence.
pushyourluck
agreed!
CheeseB0t
A flirtation with sparkling verbosity
pushyourluck
a dalliance in delicious diction
CheeseB0t
Nice :D
EvilMcNasty
We have them on the UK. They're called...potato waffles
SirJimmothy
Actually the only type of waffles I've tried. No interest in sweet waffles, they just seem.. excessive.
nap0501
Think of sweet waffles as pancakes with grooves for syrup.
LaraNotCroft
Neither of which are actually sweet if you withhold the syrup/sauce/diabeetus
EvilMcNasty
We also have them IN the UK
SparklyAntelope
What a strange and wonderful place that must be
FallingStar7669
Shush. Let the quarantined extrovert have his release.
SparklyAntelope
Yes we need that, please...it is why I am leaving comments everywhere like goose poo. Thank you for understanding ?
MithridateEupator
It's the same person
shaunster
MattDude
Another good idea is a Blue Waffle. You can find examples on Google images
bsmithwins
Take it easy there Satan. Why not send them to Lemon Party for icing recipe ideas or Tub Girl for home decorating options?
mspowahs
Hey, author here! Glad y'all enjoyed! It seems the OP left out my donation link: https://twitter.com/mspowahs/status/1240690671830183938
taylornbear
I made this today. Pretty good. Topped it with sauteed diced onion, 2 over easy fried eggs, and syrupchup
taylornbear
50/50 syrupchup was too sweet. I'm going to try again w/ the syrupchup 1/4 sriracha, 1/4 syrup, 1/2 ketchup, and top with green onions
AnythingIsADildoIfYoureBraveEnough
thezenmonster
I make these too. Call 'em tater toffles.
Grindfacts
so a hashbrown ?
ROBOTvsMAN
Yeah no
FixedsysLabs
A 3 dimensional hashbrown
ImGoingToGoFallAsleepOnABench
Hashbrown++.
lafire67
What did he call you? A twatwaffle?
EmperorZerbo
FallingStar7669
Listen, it's not about the destination, it's about the journey.
Thephedora
Yeah basically.
wheelow
A hashwaffle
HQDefault
That A: You can make with storebought tater tots, and B: look like waffles. Basically an objective improvement.
AnnieAimee
What are you, some kind of hillbilly?
UWantSumFuk
Are tater tots not already hashbrowns?
SparklyAntelope
No, the dead center of them has too much uncrispy potato but to get the center crispy the outside burns. Darn tots. IMO
SomethingAboutWookies
artdecoasfuck
If a Dennys-esque breakfast joint served someone tatertots (rather than either patty/shredded hashbrowns) when they ordered hashbrowns 1/6
artdecoasfuck
that someone could rightly be a bit flummoxed - indicating that "tatertots" have a distinction from "hashbrowns". From this distinction 2/6
artdecoasfuck
it is entirely possible that a "totwaffle", being tatertot-derived, is in fact distinct from a "hashbrown". However, further testing 3/6
artdecoasfuck
is required contrasting the all-too-similar "hashwaffle" with particular regards to the "syrupchup" hypothesis. On a theoretical basis 4/6
artdecoasfuck
it is this author's preposition that Ketchup/catsup is an optional shared condiment for both "totwaffles" and "hashwaffles" with the 5/6
cmchapa84
You shut that whore mouth with all that jibber jabber.
myusernameiswittierthanyours
HeresToANewUsername
hashbrowns usually arent fried together despite what mcdonalds wants to tell you
KnowGoYesStopWin
A hipster artisanal hash brown* 12 bucks.
spacecasethebassface
you aint gettin a portion that big for 12 bucks.
tj764
grated russet potatos and yellow onion cohered with canola oil, crushed with a Belgian press, with a rustic tomato puree
boomfelazi
I’d use peanut oil but that’s just my opinion
tj764
$54.88
FallingStar7669
Traditional Canadian tomato puree.
andwings2go
My air fryer makes frozen hash browns amaze balls
drugsarefinenowmark
I've been considering buying an air fryer, do you like it? Does it really make things taste fried without a ton of oil?? So many questions!
andwings2go
Yup crispy crunchy and no oil sog. Better than fried
drugsarefinenowmark
Wowwww. Sold!! What are some of your fav recipes you've made with it?
andwings2go
I’m no chef, so far I’ve only ventured to frozen products. Fries, corn dogs, breaded veggies, hot pockets. Gordon’s fish filets!!! -fav
wingod
The syrupchup is putting an uneasy feeling in me. The totwaffle has me intrigued. I must overcome the fear of the syrupchup.
Strangedays2024
Replace it with a semi sweet cheese sauce.
gregariouslouganis
I did this recipe last week. It's like making a huge hashbrown from mcds. The syrup ketchup was amazing.
kutison
Same. I'd rather do something with cheese, ranch and/or bacon.
amandaNeatoMagneto
I feel vaguely violated by the word syrupchup. And a little turned on
KilljoyWasHere
Maple syrup. With some sriracha stirred in. Not a ton, but enough to taste it
Papapandy
I see your a person of culture as well
aninvisiblemaniac
it's really just ketchup with extra sugar at the end of the day and ketchup is already like 80% sugar
GetMeLizLemon
syrupchup is essentially the beginnings of barbecue sauce.
BubblesTheFish
Fear is the mind killer.
okalies
I’ve done tot/hash brown waffles many times. I’m not a ketchup person to bring with, but I don’t think I’ll ever brave syrupchup...
DanceWithMeLampy
Fear is the mind-killer, the little-death which brings total obliteration.
Sallavar
Yeah, with the way each are usually made now, basically just a corn syrup reduction. Grab a bottle of Karo™ and call it good.
thecakefartisalie
Those fear instincts are in place for a reason. Trust your ancestors. Shun the syrupchup.
DoorbyTheHouseShelf
I am tempted to cook up some Syruchup™ tommorow morning. Ketchup is good on the browns. I've spilt syrup on em before too. It Co kd be good
AnythingIsADildoIfYoureBraveEnough
Same.
AlphaIndustrial
I pour maple syrup on my bacon then dunk it in ketchup because in a fat fuck with morality issues
GeneralSturgeonWarning
Blessed sharpie of DJT, SHOW ME THE HURRICANE.
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GeneralSturgeonWarning
Bless.
ElbowDeep
Alternatively you can mix anything you'd like that you'd originally enjoy with plain old tots lol
WillowFox
I have no idea what tots are or what are they made of. How you yanks call 1:1 mix of mayo and ketchup?
reddrunn
Tater tots is the full name. Essentially potato babies. They're a finely chopped potato product shaped into tiny cylinders.
SeeMyVests
Mayochup. You can buy it at a grocery store. So weird.
ahnteis
Fry sauce.
Trumpelstiltskin
Found the Utahn!
ahnteis
I mean, you gotta be proud of something like fry sauce, right?!
Trumpelstiltskin
Heck yeah brother
MarkOfTheCovenant
Or just use something else for syrup. Like cheese.
generalsplayingrisk
blasphemer
Livingexistence
Dont forget to add some bacon, and if you top with eggs with veggies you have a breakfast skillet over tot waffles
Bossy22
Some eggs, cheese, grilled onion, and Tabasco sauce
FallingStar7669
Melt a little provolone, swiss, and cheddar, generous sprinkling of bacon bits...
EternalMydnyt
I say a good quality shredded cheddar and some homemade bacon crumble. I could also see myself putting Chili on top of this
XtinaTheHorrible
Cheese sounds like heaven on this.
Billie2feathers
Velveeta has new cheese sauce packs! Just heat and serve...or eat it at room temp... or even free..... no dont freeze it.
Dazzledent
And some sour cream and chives?
northernmt
Go beyond cheese. This is worthy of Raclette.
comicsmakemehappierthanmostpeopledo
Or onions, sausage gravy, and then cheese. And then an egg, over easy. And then another totwaffle on top.
sierrascoundrel8
I was going to go with gravy, but... you, you have elevated the game.
Papapandy
It’s potatoes and cheese. You can’t go wrong
XtinaTheHorrible
True
TheBigBadBonerBiter
So like 90% of the Facebook Tasty videos?
XtinaTheHorrible
Maybe...I don't have facebook so I don't know about that. I'm certain cheese and tots is a win though.