ladies and gentlemen...Sarah Jessica Parkour.

Mar 25, 2016 7:41 AM

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What is this demonic bullshit?

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

She does it better than half the horses I've been involved with.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

We need her in scary movies stat

10 years ago | Likes 141 Dislikes 1

That's actually really impressive

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Source: https://youtu.be/Xyv_sLHlM0k

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yeah, that's not creepy at all

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This. Is. Terrifying.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Someone for the love of god shop this into scenes of people running away.

10 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 0

Sweden is leaking again

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

*GOLLUM*

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Holly from the office?

10 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Laughed then I cried. Such a great show.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The Exhorseist

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This child needs an old and young priest.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

That gif is meant to be together with this one

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Repost from last night. Title was a comment. No shame, OP?

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

They got about two thousand more points so far lol - I don't mind. Not the salty type.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As someone who has ridden horses my whole life, she has that shit down. Even the little kick at the peak of the jump. Bravo....?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

DYE HER HAIR BLACK, GIVE HER A WHITE DRESS, DUNK HER IN WATER AND LET HER LOOSE ON MY EX'S NEIGHBORHOOD. I'LL GIVE YOU 10 DOLLARS.

10 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Fuck I'd pay $40 for it to be recorded

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

"Here's a throat lozenge and a glass of water. You seem to be a little horse."

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

get her some nyquil; She seems to be a little horse and appears to have caught colt. She'll filly better in the morning

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

*neighquil

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i like it.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I approve!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thanks for the awesome title idea!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

You deserve the upvotes

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Lets hope the if she breaks a leg they don't administer the usual treatment for horses.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

+1 for the title.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She isn't a real horse, She's a phony!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

At night ~ see you on the front page OP! Congrats

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I used to do shit like this when I was little, and it still looks fun! Keep living the dream, little girl.

10 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 2

I mean, I did too, we'd lower the rails after a lesson and just try and jump them but... not on all fours :\

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

I did a lot of bear crawling too when I was little. I can still do it too but age kind of wears on the bones and joints.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I did this when I was little as well. xD that would hurt my everything today. You do you, little girl. You do you.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

HER NAME IS KRISTEN SCHAAL...

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

OH LOOKIT HER DANCE LOOKIT HER GO LOOKIT HER DANCE LIKE A HOSS, OHHHH!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I expect 2.5 people will get that reference...

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You're walking in the woods, there's no one around and your phone is dead. Out of the corner of your eye, you spot her *blonde horsey girl*

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

She's following you, 'bout 30 ft back. She gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint... SHE'S GAINING ON YOU! *blonde horsey girl*

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You're looking for your car, but you're all turned around. She's almost upon you now, and you can see there's hay on her face.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

MY GOD THERE'S HAY EVERYWHERE!!

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Running for your life *from blonde horsey girl*. She's full of hateful strife *blonde horsey girl*. Lurking in the stables...

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Imgur superstar blonde horsey girl

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 714 Dislikes 5

"THAT'S MY GIRL!"

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

wow there really is a gif for everything

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You've got to wait for the mask straighten out - that's what makes it hilarious.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Best gif I've ever witnessed

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

That baby's either terrified or roaring a battle cry to the heavens as he locks himself in combat with the Horsedemon, and I laugh eitherway

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

https://youtu.be/L46iCN6MBFM even more horse

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

INTERNET!!!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

I LOVE IT

10 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 0

I LOTH IT

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I SLOTH IT?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I LOAF IT?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I LOAF IT?

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

+1 for the title alone.

10 years ago | Likes 320 Dislikes 13

I'm okay with it!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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10 years ago (deleted Mar 25, 2016 10:29 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

That's my post...

10 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 11

On the plus side on the mobile app every time I tap the link it opens this post up again which means I have to press back nore times

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You Dun Fucked up

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Ive already pointed out I posted the wrong link. Check the other comments I posted the correct link

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nigga you dun goofed.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

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10 years ago (deleted Oct 21, 2024 11:42 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Never

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You don't look like @RepostStatistics to me.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

And you don't look like some saint of a physician doctor!...oh wait

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It was a joke. But 'kay.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ya so was mine. Because your name IS actually thesaintedphysiciandoctor

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thats the same guy though.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3

The same post

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

AYY LMAO

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

This is what nightmares are made of. Imagine seeing this at night!

10 years ago | Likes 861 Dislikes 7

I swear ive seen this repost with the same top comment.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Night---MARES? Ayyyyyyy......

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Made me think of dawn of the dead, with the zombie girl http://i46.tinypic.com/2ldzo1l.jpg

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dude, I've seen this gif at almost 10 pm!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or during the day!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Given the username, upvotes and context, easily the evilest comment of 2016 https://i.gyazo.com/ba686834f22a02e19622961c45f5fc62.png

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd punt the spook a hundred yards for actin like a little weirdo

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

DON'T STARTLE THE WITCH!!

10 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

(Insert growling noises and heavy breathing for full effect)

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Shiba LaBeouf!

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

...it's a little kid pretending to be a horse. You sure scare easily.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 17

I guess he's new on the internet.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

Crawls out from under bed, jumps over night stand, scuttles out window.

10 years ago | Likes 113 Dislikes 0

(Muffled in the distance) "niegh"

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Puts on clothes, gets in van, drives like hell because she probably already got to the police station with that kinda speed.

10 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

Touché!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

wow

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Ever seen The Visit? Fucking terrifying!

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

I used to play at my grandpa's in a space very much like the one in that scene. My heart almost stopped.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That movie had the biggest/best MNS twist. I was like "Aliens right? Because of her story?" "It's fucking aliens...."Ohhhh. that is worse!"

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There's at least one scene having to do with poo I'd have cut out.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0