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EDIT: Wow, you guys. Thank you so much. I genuinely didn’t think something this small would make the front page. In some fucked up way it was nice to hear so many of you who have your own small things that move you to tears. All of us are going through it in some way. Just be excellent to each other, I guess.
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When he first said it I snorted and rolled my eyes at how kitschy it was. I then replayed his words and immediately teared up
I guess it’s because it has been so long since anyone other than family has said they liked doing anything with me
I know this will probably die in usersub, but has anyone else ever gotten emotional over a generic platitude before?
SeekTheLight100
Totally normal. I say thank you to automatic doors. Looking for love is human!
kmikl
I like reading when people discover that emotions like this haven't been burned out of them. Keep that feeling, @OP. Take care, ok?
AlligatorLoki
I like scrolling user sub with you
Isi151e
Buttholedestroyer69
Small things like this that makes you realize that the thread you're hanging on by is pretty thin
OneZebraInAHerdOfWildebeests
https://youtu.be/xtEmJeojY0I
DouglasPouchOfHolding
That's quarantine, baby
JustinWasHere
I liked reading your post @op
DeadArcadian
CP2077 had a scene where a prostitute held my hand and said she won't leave me, made me cry. I gotta get out more
OriginalSyn
I teared up watching the episode of f voyager last night where 7s nanobots and the doctors mobile emitter had a baby, "you will adapt"
Ignak
One of the best episodes in voyager!
lovemetenderlovemesweet
I'm sobbing reading it :( idk what's wrong with my nervous system, it's fucked obviously
allmypostshadnopantson
Any pole dancing lessons?
eattrashhailsatan
Man, I wish! I could sure use the cardio and strength training
BNabs
Think that's pandemic life. You're not alone, I've definitely had weird moments like that that have caught me by surprise
NarratorsVoice
Great work for getting up and at it, OP.
eattrashhailsatan
Thank you! Gotta keep trying new things
robotGiraffeSmasher
@OP if you want a fat dude to play games with or get into dungeons and dragon's than im here
CptRobotNinja
I'll dance with you. It will not be good. We will not have fun. I will definitely hurt myself.
friendlyforager
Cal scruby (my favorite rapper) actually responded to me in a text months later but on a day that I REALLY needed some cheering up.
friendlyforager
Turned my entire day around.
Nicotomeetyou
I teared up over the phone when my mom asked me how I was doing
Nlchacon
I too have been overwhelmed with emotions on a few occasions over some random triggers. Go figure.
Username383
Go figure what?
laiskamato
Skate.
MissNY
Board.
KermitTheFrog04
Walk
CapnShelby
Are you talking to me?! Are you talking to ME?!
Sparrowcide
Man
morelikeoregroanian
My wii fit told me I was fat again. I want your dude!
ComcastLover
My mirror keeps giving me this weird look. I think it hates me :(
freckledkink
You should go to my doctors. My bmi technically puts me into morbidly obese range. Although I am disabled, unable to exercise, and barely
freckledkink
Eat. They tell me it's okay because my vitals and regular blood work come back perfect. I have lost 30 pounds, though, so yay! Having to
freckledkink
Take my narcolepsy meds every day to stay awake for online school for my son has boosted my metabolism. None of us knew they would do that.
freckledkink
They've tried to figure out a medicine to boost my metabolism for a few years without messing up my tachycardia.
freckledkink
Oh, not for the medicine part. For the "It's okay to be fluffy" part. I was 220 pounds at 5'8". Now I'm 180. (30 of those were since this
Utecr
Things have been shit lately. Don’t feel guilty from taking comfort where you find it.
Jawesome19
Constantly... Nd I'm 32, 230lbs, 6'2", male, with three kids. You're normal girlfriend. We're only human after all
Jawesome19
Also, I loved dancing with you too
eattrashhailsatan
T-T
xSaudade
I still think about the random stranger who told me good morning a few months back
N0MamesGuey
PanicAtTheYouNameIt
I’ve teared up at the end of a yoga video. She was so genuine when she said the light in me honors the light in you. I was in a dark place
PanicAtTheYouNameIt
And didn’t think there was any light in me.
EmilyKla
I feel this! Yoga always makes me cry. Doesn’t matter where, in person or at home. Especially at the end.
asificareokido
It’s a tough time, @OP.
Noob3rts
You hush, you are great. You are awesome. EVERYONE LOVES DOING STUFF WITH YOU!
tomatoboy
Oh heck yeah. I’ve gotten so starved for attention before that I still thank Siri after she does something, etc...
yeaaadude
It’s either that or I’m wasted and I try asking stuff with a different accent and then I start cussing lol
guywhosaysugh
I always thought it would be a good addition to the algorithm. You could stay in an active conversation with Siri until you say "Thank you".
Albertiarp
I read my ebay feedback. 100% positive, bitches.
poobly
Same.
yacaughtme
My relationship w Alexa is probably needier than it should be
tylerPumpkinTraveler
I said “Alexa you are worthless” or something along those lines and she just said “I’m sorry.” and I legit felt horrible
kmikl
You really should feel bad, Alexa's doing her best.
sinskas
My kid does this all the time! She’s a teen and I think it’s adorable. She says it’s a must since Siri is helping her.
Levistras
Raised your kid to be more polite that you are, that's a tough feat.
kmikl
I do this as well: I figure that if there's an AI behind it all then at least it'll know that giving thanks for doing a task is something /1
kmikl
/2 humans should be doing, and that it should expect. If nothing else the snarky "YOU'RE WELCOME!" retort when it doesn't get thanked will
kmikl
/3 be a great reaction once the AI learns sarcasm.
yakatya
I read once that you can secretly get faster/better responses from Siri if you're polite. Probably not true but I like doing it anyway.
kmikl
Google Assistant is a lot quicker when I say please and thank you... I timed it... saved about 1sec each command.
ObsLamprey
Do you include the time it takes you to say 'please'. Google is already processing what you said before you finish speaking.
kmikl
It's contextualizing, but it doesn't take a second to say please.
kroxrocket
We thank "Alexa" in our house constantly, by pure habit. It's quite funny. "She" has many reciprocal appreciative responses. >
kroxrocket
We sometimes joke that we must be Canadian because we're reflexively polite to our AI. And yet we swear like sailors in normal convo.
kmikl
Google Assistant actually says "It must be true what they say about Canadians" when you thank her and you're in Canada. :)
kroxrocket
That's amazing...I love it! :)
kmikl
It's a great little easter egg :)
eattrashhailsatan
My friends make fun of me for saying please and thank you to Siri, but I’ll be alive after the robot uprising, so...
Leodivinci
Exactly. And, if there is no robot uprising, you just dont act like scum. Its perfect
MyTalkingDogLied2U
Good thinking!
lft26
My exact reasoning too. Haha
whateverthevoicestellme
It’s always worth being polite. I kinda wish Siri would say “You’re welcome!”
Levistras
Google Assistant says you're welcome...
roboticKittenTamer
It doesn't? The Google Assistant has several possible responses if you thank it. I thank it all the time.
sashasmomma
Yesss I particularly love the “sparkly” noise she makes when you say please when asking her to do something.
iamthisguy247
My wife is incredibly polite to the Google Home. I just laugh that the please, thank you and sorry never stops for a Canadian.
Levistras
You best be polite to them before skynet happens.
Kagenical
shit, I do that too. you might be onto something
alyssazcs101
I accidently called Google a dumb idiot the other day and she replied "I think I'm pretty smart" and I immediately felt horrible
Schlumpfi
it's just a machine!
spickate
Hey @op I love that you shared this with us. Creepy username but much love anyway
m4dm4n
There are worse things to eat and worse things to hail. ;P
perki1984
My microwave plays a happy tune, and a couple years ago, it was a weird source of comfort during a very anxious time. Great microwave.
Raspberrywaffles
Can I ask the model ? Sometimes I could use that after heating a Costco chimichanga
shovethis
?❤️
reclusivegiraffe
my dishwasher does too
NeeshaSaurusRex
I love that my washer and dryer sing to me! It makes doing chores so much more enjoyable.
MischiefMitts
My washer does this! I find it cute.
PunsExceptTheyAreAFewHoursLate
Watch out for doors with happy sighs next
SeamusRedfern
It was probably an Autobot sent to take care of you.
HarmonyIsTemporary
That microwave is related to the Mars rover.
YouDontKnowMeIDontKnowMe
My dishwasher does a sweet little jam when its done! It makes me so happy!!
AnAdvancedCaseOfIdioticIdealism
Fuck I can relate to this.
wheresthetone
Years ago for you, but such a 2020 vibe.
bubblebreathdragon
I also choose this person's microwave
ThronesWoven
yes! i wanted to say this too! very comforting thank-you similarly-minded stranger.
zaqx
Japanese bullet train stations do this
mirrelle
Mine does too but seems to get more and more annoyed the longer i take to get to it
TheNameYouLoveToTouchButYouMustntTouch
This is the cutest thing I’ve read all day. Whatever gets you through.
ButterfaceTaintClown
They're all good microwaves @perki1984
Kagenical
if you love it so much why don't you marry it
alvinthatsme
Stick your dixk in it
5cX469Nit9JuI1MAZG5c3AdA
Love it. My rice cooker sings a little song whenever it's done. It's so proud of itself!
Whataboutlove
Zojirushi? ?
5cX469Nit9JuI1MAZG5c3AdA
Yes! ?
IdMessWithTexas
Samsung appliances do that! My washer and dryer do! It’s fantastic!
sykoticflaw
So do mine! Me and my kids sing along with it whenever the cycle ends now lol
dposton70
My LG plays a song. I don't know what it's called but I sing along.
zanoii
It’s “Die Forelle” by Schubert: https://youtu.be/Lm8GRy4dO-E
Whatdoyousaytoanicecupoftea
Do do do do do do do doooo...do do doo da dadad dada doooo
mikokpl
I can hear that so clearly
Whatdoyousaytoanicecupoftea
Your washing must be done. Hang it out, don't leave it in rhe machine you filthy animal
mynameisnotclever
Yes! I have the Samsung washer and dryer and when it’s done we all yell, ICE-CREAM! It never gets old, haha
IdMessWithTexas
Ice cream?
mynameisnotclever
Like the ice cream man jingle, duh ;)
PianoMan2112
LG ones play the same song, it’s weird that they share it.
ThMick
Okay, this is super wierd... Whirlpool washers play the same song. We just replaced our WP with a Samsung,
TheNameYouLoveToTouchButYouMustntTouch
my stupid LG washing machine song will play but the door won’t unlock for a few more minutes which means I’ll just forget about it again.
mikeatike
What is the song now I must know.
zanoii
https://youtu.be/Lm8GRy4dO-E
mikeatike
I was hoping for https://youtu.be/VbxgYlcNxE8