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ikindacarebutimostlydont
The majority of the MCU movies are pretty mediocre.
Butane9000
Iron Man 2 gets a lot of shit but it actually wasn't that bad. Tony's spiral was caused by the knowledge of his impending death.
Priceman5
Wow, what a whore.
eihposnostam
These are stupid
Pally01
Women can only relate to Marvel movies by thinking of them as boyfriends? Well I guess 'geek girls' are no longer a thing, damn shame...
8008135calculator
Load of shite.
Burnteggoz
I liked all the iron man movies...especially the 3 because Tony made a terrible pun.
TheAngryBang
So much dick
Popcorn179
Cthulhukitten
This. Is. Shit.
DrIcchan
The only decent movies in the MCU are Iron Man 3 and The Avengers. The rest are totally average. But they're good enough for fanboys :/
LiquidMilk
There's good and bad movies for sure, but Winter Soldier and Civil War took it up a notch imo
Popcorn179
Where's @thegif ?
SendMePornAndNudes
Hagge47
This would be extremely sexist if the genders were reversed (still is).
DancingHomer
Slüt
FCOAlex
Ah yes, a comic where it tries to rip on Marvel movies and fails miserably. Next on Buzzfeed: How Marvel movies are like reality shows, LOL!
TheMightyCock
I never liked the Winter Soldier, and I think Civil War was even worse
ThatGuySev
That's not the Winter soldier, though.
IShootBirdsAtTheAirport
These are movie titles, dude.
eihposnostam
As a woman.....no.
Yosswell
Thanos needs his own movie before the infinity wars movie
iforgotwhatiwasdoinghere
Hm. No I think they've set him up well. He plans from the shadows. Then, when the time is right he gathers the Infinity Gems.
Yosswell
MCU keeps setting up their villains as these obstacles for their heroes. I actually really enjoyed the back story for Thanos in the comics
iforgotwhatiwasdoinghere
He's my favorite comic character. The MCU villains have been rather 1D. Recently, Zemo and Mordo have been more interesting.
SMASPTP
I definitely understand why it pissed people off, but the Mandarin fakeout made me laugh so much that it redeemed the whole movie for me.
Spiralhaze
Kingsley is fantastic, but I would have loved to see him as a serious villian.
serakaida
I had mixed feelings. I respected the hell out of them for doing it, but I half wish they didn't.
MatrimBloodyCauthon
From which movie?
GifAsInGiraffe
I thought it was great too.
ILikeThisGIFIamTakingIt
In the comic universe, The Mandarin is the user of the 10 rings. They have power and can override psyche. There has been a storyline where
ILikeThisGIFIamTakingIt
there were multiple Mandarins because several people used the rings. My theory is, Trevor is going to be the next "real" Mandarin.
aleister94
I died a little inside at that scene
TongueTiedLabourerfromtheLandoftheLittlePeople
It was a good solution to a really really un-pc villian
zenitan
This actually made me cringe.
cyberpunxie
I agree, it's like cringe dump all on its own.
hardhart
More like, "Tony is a billionaire, right?"
ILikeThisGIFIamTakingIt
And you saw how he treated that one reporter that did a spread on him? Didn't she write an article too?
AdolphusOfBlood
He's the one they regret dumping.
Heavymettle
If you are dating a guy but crushing on his brother the whole time, you're a piece of shit. That's the same as dating someone as a "back-up"
bumblefffffuuuu
Sounds like someone has experience.
igotbannedforpostingnsfw
You don't have to experience holding shit in your hands to know that it's gonna be warm.
bumblefffffuuuu
True, but it was quite the vitriolic comment to make in response to a fictional cartoon woman, though, if there wasn't a personal backstory.
thegirlthatsflywithawonkyeye
As a woman, this is not how I think about sex. Or Marvel movies. These portrayals of harsh judgement are telling. I feel for you guys.
Shargan8
And here I am thinking that this entire wave of repetitive superhero movies is utter shit. I hope nobody's sex life is that bad.
FrankyBabes
Fuck you're double-edgy
10001110101periodictablewithasantapieceofmind
So many of my female friends feel the same way. Just like this comic, the super judgy girl never finds lasting love.
NightDany
this is fucking awful.
Bortus
Yea.. it doesnt make any fuckin' sense. Not to mention that the girl is a bitch.
Favri
My thought exactly - what the fuck was that and why did it get so many upvotes??
laps22
Thank you for saying that. Makes me feel less alone in thinking so.
TheGuyWhoBeatsHisMeat
Woahisthatafockingtigertank
Username is relevant.
BorkD
dorkly and buzzfeed are converging into one!
SendMePornAndNudes
i really liked it but now it has become more and more Cringe
Starlatan
Dorkfeed
erraerra
What does any of this even mean? As a woman who has watched every movie this is referencing.
Randomgamerdude
It's comparing the movies to types of boyfriends. Ex: Most people only care about Thor because Loki was in it (I.E. the brother is hotter).
InternationalPhoneticAlphabet
seriously? loki is certainly the more interesting character, but Thor is SMOKING.
ReleaseTheBeeees
I forget what happened in iron man 3
thtguyjosh
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m59v9yoGSO1r4yo8m.gif
OobedoobScoobyDoobyBenubi
let's not talk about that piece of crap
NoHarmDan
Lol, my thoughts exactly
LudicrousSpeedGo
He realizes that he was a ghost the whole time and just needed to help one more child.
NerdN1
Super regeneration serum that makes you explode and a fake terrorist. Also Tony has PTSD from the Avenger's movie.
Yosswell
Lucky, I'm still trying to..
MegaDeuce
That's the one where the villian cashes in on a pre-existing franchise and takes everyone's money.
Mewmus
manderin ended up being some stupid actor
IProvideFakeContext
God that pissed me off.
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IProvideFakeContext
I know, right? That dude is terrifying when he wants to be.
LapisScarab
I thought the twist in IM3 was alright, legitimately surprising and didn't detract from the actual amazing character shit with Tony.
LapisScarab
A more legit version of the classic Mandarin would be cool though, I totally understand people who disliked the twist.
MyWeeLadGimli
They did establish that the real Mandarin exists in the MCU at least.
LapisScarab
Yeah, but the odds of him showing up are fairly slim given that no Iron Man 4 is on the horizon. On the other hand, magic is in the MCU now.
rainevasquez
I didn't know people hated the mandarin twist. I assume everyone hated the movie for the absolutely terrible pepper pots gets powers shit
LapisScarab
I understand people feeling cheated if they were really invested in seeing Iron Man's archenemy be fake.
LapisScarab
I didn't mind the stuff with Pepper, she only had them for like five minutes and it made for an interesting, different conclusion.
GhostbusterGuy
Because the Mandarin isn't just some villain, he's Iron Man's arch-fucking nemesis.
LiquidMilk
1/2 I saw a reddit thread ages ago explaining that there had been several Mandarin hints in the other iron man movies, and that a lot of
LiquidMilk
2/2 those hints pointed toward The Mandarin being a real thing in the MCU, while AIM just used his name for publicity.
LapisScarab
IIRC there's a short movie on one of the DVDs where an agent of the real Mandarin explicitly tells Kingsley's character they're angry at him
Wuhaa
That artist is talking a lot of shit at a lot of very good movies.
weaselbee
They had to dumb them down to make it relatable to us silly women. Because we wouldn't "get" the movies otherwise
KraftyKev
Mostly mediocre movies given a lot of leeway
Shefeto
"good" is in the eye of the beholder, I disagree with many of her preferences but you act like that detracts from the comic somehow.
Slamtastik
I thought it was pretty spot on, Civil War and Dr strange and Logan are the only ones I'd consider very good.
andydicktracymorganfairchild
Yeah I liked iron man 3 and the dark world.
flippywizgig
Loved Dark World. I've enjoyed all of the movies.
ImTheOriginalSam
Think so? Personally I thought they talked a couple of them up quite a bit. I'm glad you enjoyed the movies more than I!
Schmuck4hire
I think the only one I disagree with is Age of Ultron. It didn't astound like the first one did, but it was still pretty solid.
cosmicmatt
I'm gonna take the bullet here. I THINK IRON MAN 2 WAS AWESOME AND IRON MAN 3 WAS SIGNIFICANTLY WORSE.
Slamtastik
With 3 we've all seen that pot before where the hero gets weakend blah blah blah loses his powers or something to that effect.
ZachNanamus
Correct
Uberwurmple
Completely agree.
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
It's kinda like the terminator trilogy. Terminator: Woah. Terminator 2: WOAH. Terminator 3: ....eeehhh...
WarDragon1984
I liked Whiplash, the rest of the movie was meh. Wish they hadn't screwed Roark over so he could come back.
sleepysnarlysnorlax
How did they screw him over?
WarDragon1984
He feels they left his best performances, and much backstory, on the cutting room floor, turning his char. from a sympathetic one into a 1/2
WarDragon1984
pure villain with no redeeming qualities. You really have to squint to pick up what's left of it. 2/2
DrAMcC
I AGREE (with the iron man 3 significantly worse bit, 2 was ok)
flippywizgig
I liked both .
DatDarthCaedus
I liked all the Iron Man movies. They are great fun to watch, but not that memorable to be honest.
cosmicmatt
It's hard not to like an Iron Man movie, but the drones, and pepper, and him destroying his suits, it's all wrong.
SoupCanMan
So, like from a story perspective, how else would you show an PTSD OCD induced shut in not being obsessed anymore?
Ryanator50
I actually liked Thor 2, and I'm hella looking forwards to Thor 3.
aleister94
Thor 2 and iron man 2 were pretty good, iron man 3 however made me die a little inside
NotEvenAlittleBit
*hela
mycatToastwasafatasshole
I liked 2 better than the first one...
ImNotAlwaysAnAsshole
Thorward*
catsandcoke
I'd like it better if Jane hadn't been in it
Razgriz2520
i see what you did there
sidster
*valhalla
skippi99r
wat about Thor 4?
kiwiflavored
Right? How can people have a major crush on Hiddleston's Loki and not like Thor 2. He stole the entire movie
mmmhotlettuce
I've watched the trailer about 30 times already. I'm so pumped for it!
BlakeTortilla
But why? it was stupid in an insulting way.
FreshPrinceofDenmark
Well, then you're actually an idiot.
LifeHasManyDoorsEddBoy
I watched it at home and my dad talked through the whole thing. I am yet to see it properly...
victalany
I liked when Jane punched Loki and he was all "I like her!"
imaginaryPeppers
ahferfooksakedontbeacunt
By international treaty the use of "hella" is restricted to the corridor located in California extending from Bakersfield to Stockton and...
ahferfooksakedontbeacunt
Bounded on the west by I5 and on the East by Highway 99. Use of the term is permitted here unironically and freely. And nowhere else.
WinchesterTavern
I'm really looking forward to seeing Taika Waititi new work!
cocksparkle
Yo dude, this has only minor relevance to your comment, but I've been saying 'hella' a lot lately and I thought you should know
YourWaifuIsTrash
That's pretty cool. Hella cool
ikilledmyformer
Hela*
Goddamnitmisterrnoodle
So many hopes for that one
TheScarlettStark
That trailer made me a million times more excited to see it, even if I was gonna go anyway because duh marvel
Sebastan
It made me want to go watch it. I d only ever wanted to watch cap 2/3 in theatre.
TheScarlettStark
I've seen every marvel film so far at the theater. To me, there's no other way to see it the first time.
goflyblind
JamBarn
Thor calls him "troll" throughout the entire movie.
CaptainStevenRogers
Is there a word for this? Like the old picture and present day dialogue? Seems like there would be.
BlowinInTheWind
a meme?
CaptainStevenRogers
More of the act of merging past media and present media together in this particular fashion.
RoseTheSpecialEdTeacher
Find a German, if anyone has a word for it, it's them.
gubbstrut
I liked iron man 3
HolyLemons
Same. I don't understand the hate towards it.
Sonicdahedgie
Definitely better than 2, at the least.
TheScarlettStark
You're not alone. That movie was awesome.
DrAMcC
That movie was the worst superhero film ever made, which is a list that includes green lantern and batman and robin.
TheScarlettStark
And your reasoning is...?
BluePaladin42
I find it truly hard to believe Iron Man 3 was worse than the latest Fantastic 4 by anyone's metric.
DrAMcC
you got me there, havent seen that one
MarkSoupial
I too look forward to Planet Hulk feat. Thor as Silver Surfer with guest Dr. Strange
Azerai
I'm torn ... on one hand, frickin frackin Planet Hulk!! ... elements. On the other, this may be the closest it comes to the big screen
Razgriz2520
yeah, since Hulk technically still owned by Universal
IAmDrBanner
Imo, they should just take a step back and make a high quality animation movie for WWH. It just isn't doable with real actors. /1
IAmDrBanner
They would need to change too much stuff and make a lot of things happen off-screen for it to work with real actors.
iforgotwhatiwasdoinghere
A sequel to the Planet Hulk movie?
IAmDrBanner
It wasn't a high quality animation for the big screen, tho. It was just a typical marvel animated movie, which aren't very good /1
iforgotwhatiwasdoinghere
I think they realized Thor, as a movie, was taking itself too seriously.
SexualForceChoke
The only moments i enjoyed in the first movie was when he made dumb comments. Like when he walked into a pet store and said: I NEED A HORSE!
iforgotwhatiwasdoinghere
It's an unfortunately forgettable movie other than those. I couldn't explain the plot without watching it again.
mu6iwaraluffy
The problem was creating the origin story. The hubris+power removal has been done several times in the comics, but they needed to (1)
mu6iwaraluffy
Do so in a way that modern, fit in the current Marvel Universe, and still stayed true to the comic. I think Kenneth Branagh did an (2)
mu6iwaraluffy
amazing job doing that. It wasn't the cool action movie that the others had been, but drawing out the humanity of a god was done brilliantly
iforgotwhatiwasdoinghere
I did enjoy the movie. It just didn't stick with me like some of the others.
NiceGreenArrows
Odd, I haven't watched it since it was in cinema and I still remember "arrogant fighty guy, depowered till he's worthy, finds love interest"
iforgotwhatiwasdoinghere
That should be the tag line.
Muttons1337
Especially since in the original comics, he was adorably dumb sometimes in a fish-out-of-water kinda way. Headstrong and proud, but dumb.
cleverbeans
That's consistent with Norse mythology as well. Loki is the brains, Thor is the braun, and they have madcap adventures thumping giants.
iforgotwhatiwasdoinghere
They tried a bit of that.
Muttons1337
The first movie really did sell his character well.
CaptainStevenRogers
Which that is arguably one of the most quoted/best/enduring moments of the entire Marvel Cineverse.
RosencrantzNGuildensternNeverLived
Favorite scene. Period.