ImJustinSane
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Jun 21, 2016 12:19 AM
ImJustinSane
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CatBlaster5000
%15 percent of the world are illiterate.
oopsIdroppedmypocketpasta
ok, that first one could just be in a place with really shitty cold weather 11 months out of 12.
GreetingsTraveler
I want to punch every single one of these posts. huh
DontNeedaReasontoHateYou
Who did your "Strenght" tattoo? My friend "Angle" lol shit they're both crap spellers. Unless his name is really Angle... then I got nothin.
Galactasaur
When people say quarter past my first instinct is still 25 minutes then i quickly correct my self
wemmew
Mistakes happen, there's no reason to be rude
AlexImguram
My grandfather was a teacher. A parent once wrote a sick note stating her son missed class due to a "dire rear". Still technically correct..
RedPeggy
This is great.
Jerenemy
Yeah, but in fairness, Justin Sane is just being a dick. Just say 3:15, nobody likes an asshole.
ImJustinSane
I shortened the story a bit, I told him the bus came every half hour at a quarter to and a quarter after. I didn't know what hour he wanted.
ImJustinSane
I wasn't going to say, "9:15, 9:45, 10:15, 10:45, 11:15, 11:45, 12:15, 12:45, 1:15, 1:45, 2:15, 2:45, 3:15, 3:45, 4:15, 4:45, 5:15, 5:45..."
TheBigCheese93
I can't even read them all. I gave up. I'm in public, man. I can't cry in public.
TheWebProgrammer
We demand a part 2
ImJustinSane
I could do a part two just on guys from work. One guy says his brother is death. (deaf) Another said his wife was euthanized (anesthetized)
TheWebProgrammer
Go ahead, anything that makes me laugh and lose all faith in humanly simultaneously is good
mellowdrama
I hear the Darwin bus coming down the road...
YourInfoIsCrapImgur
#Strenhgt
blitherypoop
People have always been stupid. You just see it more now.
worldsokayestspeler
#4 im gonna be honest I cant spell that either
ImJustinSane
Fair enough. It's not a word people spell very often. Corduroy
liquinas
iwantacorgi
Some of these gave me cancer
cunninlinguist
funny, I get autism just reading about vaccinations. - Can I get a shot for that?
MarkHughes
Fire distinguisher... Point it at fire and it says. "yep, that's a fire."
DeusCaritasEst
Mewtwos
I feel dumb now. I thought the same about the time one ;_;
ImJustinSane
Please tell me you're 8.
Mewtwos
Nope. 24 x__x
ImJustinSane
Well I hope you're pretty. I'm just fuckin' with you. I guess growing up without analog clocks/watches has had an effect. But I hope...
ImJustinSane
...you don't think a quarter of a pizza is 25 slices. :p
Mewtwos
Haha no I don't think that. I suppose I just never had many people tell me the time like that. Well, now I know :)
tommythecat
Annnd we all lost a few points off of our eye cue from reading this...
IAlwaysUpvoteRickAndMorty
Cereaza
How can you be 24 and not know what a Quarter Past means? HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW!?
ImJustinSane
I was glad he told me about the Quarter being 25 cents. I was dumbstruck when he said 3:25. I had no idea how he'd come to that conclusion.
XxcelticwarriorxX
Last year I got into am argument with me dad, I didn't know then quarter hour was 15 min.. He showed me the difference. I'm 20
FeversAndMirrors
Well. I mean. Well, you know.. It's. Well shit. Shit man. Really? Dear oh dear.
ImJustinSane
Go stand in the corner and think about what you've done.
obligatoryguy
Pretty sure #3 is joking.
seanvt
fna2000
We're not doomed. The internet has only given the worst, (and dimmest) of us a voice.
Davedavedavedavedave
To be fair, summer is a month in Canada.
PrisonBull
I live in Vancouver. I haven't seen snow in a few years.
elthammaren
Same in sweden
pyr0chaos
Yep.
buffbabythatcandancelikeaman
It goes on for like two to three months in my country
iamanapatosaurus
Indeed, first one might not be dumb, just British or something similar.
siyath
The Finns concur. That is, assuming we get lucky.
Eelgoat
This year's summer lasted for like 2 whole days!
gingerrito
I just figured she's from the UK
MrWoodchip
A whole month? What are you smoking?
JustSomeDegenFromUpcountry
North Dakota agrees
Prinzka
Six months in Ontario. Then six months of winter. Two seasons, the heat is either on or off.
JoeBatters
Same here. (Chicago)
gmccollum
Montana as well
Yourmorningwood
#5 RIP
RedPeggy
Went to Sweeney Todd's.
FindingANameIsBS
Oddtopsee u too
Cereaza
https://youtu.be/ypqSHg1YvZA?t=28s
corvak
took me a moment to realize a "710" is oil upside down and not the part number or something for it. I am a failure.
BillysLegendaryCrack
I can see how someone'd avoid flu shots. I mean I'm sure they're fine but unless you really need to avoid the flu. It's not measles or polio
MooseKisses
Yep I do t do the flue shot thing either. They just guess (using stats) what is going to be the most prevalent strain.
Kaysmira
My grandfather got it five years in a row, still got the flu five years in a row. I know it's a gamble on what strain is going around.
Zardif
Kids and old people should absolutely get the flu vaccine. Those two are the recommended ones. I'm sure pregnant women will be too soon afte
Zardif
that recent article that says moms who have the flu have kids who get sicker.
SeanJohnBobbyWTF
The OIL one gets me every time lol
ridebikeseveryday
i think that joke has been around as long as the internal combustion engine
werewolfen
That damned 710!
itsnerfherderornothing
Ah, Autism Syrup. Perfect for my down syndrome pancakes
thtlover
Fucking. Savage.
BlueBallsNoBlowJobCanFix
XorSwap
'GOD will protect them' He's trying to protect you with a vaccine, lady.
CorneliusCornwall
Yummy yummy I got conspiracy and tree seeds in my tummy
fireor12
But will it grow into a tree?
ufosundercover
Ah potato pancakes
MrsFX
"No tomato for the potato"
CrimsonGhost107
PeterSR
I think, if retired gifs were a thing on Imgur, this one would be retired now.
BillogUncle
Never has there been a more appropriate use for this GIF... well done, sir
TheOneGuyWithAReallyLongUsernameThatSeemsToJustGoOnAndOn
DontLootCorpsesOnKorriban
Whats wrong with the windmill factor one?
Arthur2ShedsJackson
Windmill tractor.
iwanttobebobdylan
As a North Dakotan it took me a VERY long time to realize that adults weren't saying "windshield factor". It was SO CONFUSING.
DontLootCorpsesOnKorriban
>tfw you will never be bob dylan /a/MZaO8
FeversAndMirrors
I don't even know enough english to know what they're getting at. The hell is "windmill factor", "windshield factor" etc trying to say?
CorrectMostOfTheTime
Windchill factor
FeversAndMirrors
aaah, now I get it. Thanks :)
Frenchyforever
wind chill
PoopNukem
Notice windshield was changed to windmill. Pretty sure that's the joke.
SometimesIFeelLikeAGenius
wind chili
glitchead
What is wind chiii, and why did you capitalize the last two i's?