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#smooth #graphic_design #posters
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#smooth #graphic_design #posters
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jedreeves
Fake! iPhones don't have batteries that go over 38%.
slully
repost, but clever +1
WayfindingGuy
Laziest? How about brilliant. This has been around for ages and is still hitting FP. Must have done something right... Just sayin
Twinklepot
I liked it
RedFace
fuck off dave
eatyourveggiescarl
I can't remember the media platform it was from, but an artist did this and it ended up in a meseum.It was the first tweet ever or something
MeanMan84
LOL!
AutismTheMusical
eion85
aceofspadesthemeymemey
To Dave!
Savethedramaforyourllama
Goals lol
thatgoodguy32
If it was me, I wouldn't pay him. Just saying
TavrinCallas
''All done mate.' 'I love you Dave xx' Fuck. Better start again.
ManOfIce
Hahahaha I know right, I'd feel bad and do it over, that's cute
jkwasy
What some people call lazy is intelligent use of skill and resources. Like if I create a logo in a moment's notice, they feel cheated. But -
jkwasy
that's why you pay for a professional. I may not always need all the time in the world. I spent time to learn to create these things quickly
BahamutBBob
Fuck apple products.
d0o0o0d
somenerandom
Come on I don't like them either but what the fuck is with the hate. Let people use whatever they want to use and mind your business
KeeleonOhms
I try not to care but Apples "one button solution" is dumbing down the world as a whole. This is how the machines take over.
allginger
Dave is brilliant
OriginalNameDoNotSteal
Dave's not here man
allginger
Dave had to complete the mission. Ask HAL
FeroKaktus
No man, I'm Dave man
SuperiorPosterior
Wha, Dave? D-Dave's not here!
TequilaSquared
Guys, I think Tom has a little thing for Dave.
TheOnlyPtylerdactyl
Yep. Two x marks? Git it, Dave
VelstadtTheRoyalAegis
Yeah, git it dave. xx
PresidentProTempore
Is "half 8" 7:30 (halfway til 8) or 8:30 (half hour from 8)?
14LetterUsername
Latter
FiftyShadesOfCauliflower
As a German, when I say "halb acht" I usually mean 19:30.
MovieMoments
Which was ridiculously confusing to learn as a Brit. Constantly got times wrong
Retromorphic
4pm mate
topherrobin
Yes
PoppinLochNessHopster
"9ish" wasn't context clue enough?
TechnicallyRight
Common sense ain't so common and half of the people in the world are on the lower side of the IQ bell curve.
ChickfilaOfish
I read it as half start at 8 half start at 9
ImTryingIReallyAm
8:30
UmbrellaCorps
Half 8 is obviously 4 o'clock
spattr
If you split an 8 vertically it becomes a 3. Horizontally an egg shaped 0.
Koandaj
Half 8 is 8:30. Yes, this was confusing for me too at first, but it's basically just saying "half past" and being too lazy to say "past"
PresidentProTempore
I never understand how those ways of speaking are any faster than just saying 8:30.
BustyOrangutan
'arf 8. Two syllables. Yours is three. http://m.quickmeme.com/img/3d/3d97326cc0d37865a2918ae8d1ece86c5d33123962b4303f8c073e6394bb42a8.jpg
z3lfmoord
They're not and I never do
Koandaj
Or fortnight instead of just two weeks. But then again, we're talking about the British...
SManship
registeredtoproveimawesome
For me in norwegian its 7:30, but in england, for exmple, it would be 8:30 so it messes with my head depending on who im talking to.
chantalbelisle
I had this exact problem when I started learning Icelandic. But also the word for Tuesday þriðjudagur sounds like Thursday, it's hard.
BlackStar7713
7:30 for Germans as well
TezuNii
In the commonwealth it means "Half past", most of Europe it's "half (an hour) til"
TechnicallyRight
What is this, Fallout? Commonwealth? Name one commonwealth without google. I'll wait.
TezuNii
Are you by chance, terrible at telling jokes?
TheRantingIrishman
"Half 8" is actually 4:15. "Half 8 or 9ish" is actually between 4:15-4:50ish. Confusing I know but it kept the Germans confused too in WWI.
eibhlin
I told an American coworker I got up at half 7 that morning, his response: "half 7 what is that like 3.30?"
Valentino46
More like
eibhlin
God damn loch ness monster
TwigsNberries
I call bullshit. Where is the sauce
stevecareII
Yeah it's a joke I believe
TanithRosenbaum
Eh no need to do that even. Half 8 (halb 8) in German is 7:30, and apparently 8:30 in the UK
TheRantingIrishman
German's only know that now after the war I tell ya!
TanithRosenbaum
I wouldn't know. Even my parents hadn't been born yet while the war was happening. Oh and "Germans", not "German's"... SCNR :)
TheRantingIrishman
Shite. Didn't catch that before I hit send on the phone. Oh well. I'll be leaving it as it to mark my own shame.