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This person must have been so puzzled once they realized... [x-post /r/funny]
bdubs230
to be honest the ben franklin one is kind of understandable if someone didn't really paid attention in history or hadn't taken it yet,
IdontshaveforSherlock
Pissed myself at "The reason why Pocahontas is so famous is because she was the winner of the first Hunger Games."
briantrc80
aLSO THERE IS A CORNUCOPIA
Gravimite
Disney needs to make Hunger Games: Disney edition.
GalacticPussy
That's commitment. Also the red box comment..that guy got 5 likes!
TheFlyingHellfish
Indian reservations are multi-generational prisoner of war camps.
Caremono
O_o
Yourmomsasauras
Pissed your ballsack?
IdontshaveforSherlock
I'm of the female genderocity.
ConfusedFlareon
Sounds legit. So Sacajawea was the second winner?
Meatspinner
No, actually Shitting Bull came second.
TheMotherWhoTakes
Quarter Quell
YourFavoriteFriend
I absolutely refuse to believe that anyone actually thought america was 2013 years old.
Tutor
Then why is it year 2013? Some people...
sammers
the great gaspy doesn't sound like a movie that would be released in theaters...
raspberry
Based on the smiley, I think it's an intentional typo. Don't let that stop the mockery, though.
SmashingChap
Could be a rom-com spin-off based in a retirement home.
ConsensualSeduction
Great Gaspy could just be a typo? but what the fuck do I know I'm just a squirrel "ooo organic corn"
asphikenna
You silly reptile you!
HighFivesAlot
Animals can tell which food is better for them. Not being pompous, just truthing the world. yes...truthing.
szepasszony
When you test that hypothesis you're going to be very disappointed.
HighFivesAlot
Fair enough. I shall proceed with a plan. *rubs hands together maniacally*
badbmc
No typo, it's the story of an asthmatic.
062406
same with "bowel of ice cream" the w and the e are right next to each other
thewhitehighlighter
It took me longer then it should have to realize it said bowel and now bowl
Abominor
u owe me 4 da 80 IQ points I lost readin dis
randomlex
kk, m8be we shood start a evolootion!
fantastapotamus
boys with eyes? I'm a boy with eyes! somebody loves me!
IOnceOwnedMoonMoonButOnceHeTriedToLickMyBallsAndRanAwayIMissHim
WHAT A FUCKING COINCIDENCE! ME TOO!!!!!
thepopesdaughter
So many boys with eyes on imgur! I'm swooning!
ipansedhim
awww I guess slenderman is left out then
fantastapotamus
back off! my eyes saw her first!
Valewalker
Pink!
khora
Toronto is in Ontario, which might be what she wanted to know.
eupraxsophicIMGUR
actually the guy who compiled this to include that entry is an idiot.
maphistopfeelies
Ontario is not a state.
hopethisisarelevantname
There are also Torontos in Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Missouri, Ohio, and South Dakota.
ilikebreakfast
No. 'MURICA
ladyzeiraphera
I have a feeling that all the Rob Ford stuff made her think it MUST be in the states.
Hazarai
People can't be this stupid, they just can't.
KeepItClassyBitches
My face hurts after reading this, sooooo many facepalms.
imemewhatimeme
Oh, they can, and they are. Some, however, are far more stupid and ignorant to boot. It makes me weep for our species.
Maoman1
Just take a moment to imagine the average person. Not very smart, right? By definition, half of everyone is stupider than that.
superattractiveperson
I dunno, I'm pretty sure a good portion of these are just sarcastic humour.
astamurti
I actually thought the Toronto one was reasonable for a second, before I remembered Canada doesn't have states, they have rinks.
RambunctiousCrow
poor geographical knowledge really isnt that bad, compared to the other stuff (assuming they arent just all trolls)
crimbus
I like to think that they're joking, but its hard to tell. There should be a sarcasm font.
IOnceOwnedMoonMoonButOnceHeTriedToLickMyBallsAndRanAwayIMissHim
THIS.
HighFivesAlot
THEY CAN! I'M FREAKING OUT RIGHT NOW FROM IT
IAmJacksInternetAddiction
Someone on my fb posted a link today to a Daily Currant article titled 'NASA Finds Message From God on Mars'...He believed it. They exist.
furydeliverme
Your faith in humanity is still pretty high up there... I just hope these people were equally as high.
DrunkInRlyeh
I'm choosing to believe that this compilation is a mix of people joking and people who are legitimate idiots.
HiMyNameIsEllieandILoveTheBrownbolt
If only that Redbox job were real though...
KuroInu
I thought that, too a long time ago but I guess everybody comes to the point when he finally stops believing people can't be that stupid ^^
GuardGirl
Think of how stupid the average person is. That is just the average meaning half are smarter and half are even more stupid than the average
NobodyKnowsMyUserName
I saw one of our MPs once complaining that half of students were below average at maths.
thecomputernut
That would be the median level of intelligence you're talking about. Not necessarily average ;)
RavianGale
Sadly, they are that stupid.
MatrimBloodyCauthon
Unfortunately we no longer live in a world where survival of the fittest exists. The stupid stay alive, and they breed :(
UnemployedReceptionist
Maybe something could be done about that... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WSmWpGvv7M
TheDelicateYodelingOfAWildLion
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0387808/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1 Watch it. Learn from it. Don't let us make those same mistakes.
comotellamas
at what time in history did anyone breed based on how smart they were?
MatrimBloodyCauthon
I'm talking about back when we needed to hunt. Now people can grow fat and eat McDonalds every day, nothing to run from or fight.
ThisIsntWhoItWouldBeIfItWasntWhoItIs
And they breed a lot. Because apparently condoms are for squares.
DoctorCatDog
I don't need condoms I got SWAG
applejackcrunch
Don't be silly, condoms are for penises.
BeccaBeccaBoBecca
Your username! (Nothing to do with your comment or this post, I'm just excited to see a WoT reference...)
MatrimBloodyCauthon
I'm always glad to find more fans of the series!
BeccaBeccaBoBecca
Cheers! Now I'm thinking about which character I'd pick... Maybe Faile. Or Min.
MatrimBloodyCauthon
A female fan of the series, woohoo! So far all I've seen are male fans. Depends who you associate with more! I'm a fan of Min or Elayne.
ComradeJenkens
just got my friend reading the series and he loves them! :D
MatrimBloodyCauthon
I'm glad! Pass it on! :)
IMightBeKatyPerry
None of these people should breed.
reverendfixxxer
Or speak.
ivegotnothin
Then who would we laugh at?
chaotikmethodz
but then how will future generations be entertained?
geneparmesan07
Sadly, they're the ones who will produce the MOST children.
ReptilianOverlord
*thunk* (Bill Hicks reference)
NotFarEnough
Yep. Because absolutely none of these people are being facetious at any point, at all.
SomeDumbGuyIguess
The saddest part is that they most likely will.
Rezol
In large numbers, as well. For some reason stupid people generally have more children.
Abominor
They probably have done so several times, already.
AStainlessSteelRat
You misspelled "vote".
tophermane
*bread
OscarKarris
can't breath
urvogelarts
*beard
OscarKarris
breathe*
AreXi
MustBeTheMusic
"Boys with eyes<3<3<3<3" "Boys with noses<3<3<3"
imnotgoingtodebateyoujerry
Boys with faces<3<3<3<3
SmashingChap
Maybe it was a hurtful comment directed at the governor.
xenadukem
after watching last weeks episode, I chuckled.
SmashingChap
I haven't seen any of this season yet. I'm waiting for it to finish so I can binge it.
xenadukem
That is exactly why I didn't post any spoilers. :) you will enjoy!
LikeTheFirstMonkeyShotIntoSpace
haha
CommanderLiteral
To be fair on the 911 one, if you weren't old enough to be there or remember 911 it's a pretty simple conclusion to jump to when uninformed
bentwrenches
Plot twist; Terrorists chose 9-11 because America acts like the world police.
beniceorbevice
Yup I'm sure kids nowadays hear the date nine-eleven more than they hear ads for nine-one-one
afartnSpartan
I thought she was the dumbest one, but I guess if you're some middle-schooler on Twitter you heard about 9/11 before 9-1-1
hidingfromtheinternet
Did I miss something? 9-1-1 still exists, right?
CommanderLiteral
Yeah. But kids who weren't old enough to remember the number before the event might easily jump to the conclusion that the number is (1/2)
CommanderLiteral
(2/2) based on the event
lanadellove
Thanks Buzzfeed
JinxYouOweMeASoda
doesn't matter, front page
ShamrockFury
Right? At least cite where you're stealing posts from.
FuckYourJortsDude
seriously, how aggravating that somebody so desperate to reach the front page steals content from a buzzfeed contributor? pathetic.
westwise
Literally stolen from a recent Buzzfeed article.
klayb
fuckin hate when people do this, i don on buzzfeed but i pisses me off when they steal stuff from cracked, anyways upvote for awareness
IAmDisappointedInYourLackOfTrying
and I thought I was the only one that knew the source...+1 to you
notasrelevant
Buzzfeed is probably just the site that compiled them. I know I've seen a lot of these before.
IAmDisappointedInYourLackOfTrying
http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/the-dumbest-things-that-happened-this-year
CemedyGold
I'm pretty sure the GMO and organic comment is a joke
pcoriginal
Little does everyone know that all corn is genetically modified
Amonrob
Lol wtf how is that the top comment? Oh wait. I haven't read the other comments yet.
OsStrohsAndNattyBohs
The BRB one was obviously on purpose too. No one would have a status legitimately asking what it meant. He just wanted to make the joke.
notasrelevant
And I feel like the "BRB" one was the set up to a joke. A lame joke, but a joke nonetheless.
carewyllie
I'm hoping that several of them were jokes.
BuxbaumBixbyBray
The California not in U.S. one HAS to be a joke. Too good.
Keydan
Am pretty sure at LEAST 1/10 of these are jokes and sarcasm, but hey some are clearly supper-dumb people. Restrict their breeding rights.
FLAK38
"Supper-dumb".
cakealien
wait so you mean the squirrels didnt actually eat any of the corn at all?
sillypinkpanda
You would like to believe that, wouldn't you..
RapidZigs
I'm pretty sure like half of these people were just trolling.
reductive
Many of these are obviously jokes and/or sarcasm, but why let that get in the way of these great feelings of superiority?
faiora
.....I hope some of them are jokes.... but I'm not so sure. That "crazy to think god made america 2013 years ago today" seems so heartfelt.
OtakuShepherd
Your sarcasm. ._.
bioskope
Makes sense. Imgur is filled with teens and early 20somethingers who feel superior by deriding other people
DoomEndures
See, it may seem 'obvious' but you can never be sure... you just have to hope
RoboLuddite
Poe's law...
godzillasgreatleader
I hope you're not serious... Its displaying the difference in growth and animals can tell what's a genetically modified food and all natural
Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
Never before have I laughed this hard at seeing someone so much in the negative. Oh man, thanks for the laugh
CemedyGold
the *comment* was a joke, the person knew squirrels can't actually read
reductive
Yes. The jokester probably believes there is no difference between the corns. The squirrels would have to read to tell the difference. Funny
iamireland
You're that special sorta stupid, huh?
reductive
Guesso? I have literally no idea what went wrong here, haha. Is that not a plausible explanation for the joke?
needtostopprocrastinating
Actually that was probably a lie too. We tested that out in a class and found they went after both equally. Food is food
LADYBUGS
Yeah modified genes are just as 'natural' as unmodified. It's just different combinations of the same molecules.
thespecificmuffin
I keep on getting in to this argument with this one guy in my class all the time
needtostopprocrastinating
Exactly or traits pulled from other varieties or sometimes other species. But there aren't any chemicals involved, just genetics
LADYBUGS
Yep. The genetics produce chemicals, but I can't imagine a scenario that would produce harmful chemicals for a consumer of the species.
impulsivepassion
Humans are animals. Can you tell the difference between the two?
ihatebellybuttons
Nono the guy who replied to the picture with "squirrels can read?" was joking.
szepasszony
No, they can't.
Dispari
You realize that "organic" corn is selectively bred and modified over numerous generations. Wild corn is multicolored and tastes like shit.
szepasszony
You're half right, but even the multicolored isn't wild corn. Corn's ancestor is a grass called teosinte, and not very edible.
Dispari
Neat to know. Definitely furthers the point: everything we eat is already modified, opposing "GMOs" is nonsensical.
JoeMalmsteen
Your point? Breeding two different strands of corn together to create a hybrid is different from splicing in genes from a plant 1/2
PaperCl1p
The thing is, it's not different. The genes are selected for one way or he other. Look up Mendelian Genetics
BrokeMyFunnyBone
They're different methods of genetic modification...
JoeMalmsteen
And thus they should be looked at differently.
szepasszony
You know what amuses me? When people who don't understand genetic engineering (or do it every day) argue about it.
JoeMalmsteen
2/2 that would normally NEVER cross pollinate with Corn. Or worse, grafting in components to make them more resistant to ever increasingly
JoeMalmsteen
more toxic pesticides (which just so happen to be put out by the same people as the GMO-"enhanced corn you just planted)
Yeahfuckyeah
Am I the only one that thinks it looks set up to try and prove a point? Why would the squirrels eat from top to bottom? Not sure if real.
marylovesbigdipper
it has been shown that animals will leave tampered foods and opt for more healthy organic options in the past, their sense being finer.
Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
Cuz they're reptiles and that's the way reptiles eat...
szepasszony
Animals don't reject it. Most GMOs have no discernible difference in the edible part of the plant (it effects other parts of the plant).
Everyonesfavorite
Yeah, wonder if the gmo corn was moved after photographed and put back on after a day of the organic one being eaten.
Everyonesfavorite
Yeah, wonder if the gmo corn was moved after photographed and put back on after a day of the organic one being eaten.
AStainlessSteelRat
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you: "potential voters"
Srsbuisness
Voters? Try future presidents.
Srsbuisness
Voters? Try future presidents.
cdhunt6282
>Implying California is American (Also, finally a chance to use this:
)
IratetheD
but..but...why???? your rice was grown here, nuts, grapes, peaches, strawberries, ect fine more for me!
marksman48
As a Californian, WHY?! What did we do?
LeSethX
I know what we did... be awesome. But that one kinda works, as sometimes, occasionally we try to do our own thing, regardless of the Feds.
PhilosophicalGinger
Dude, you're misinterpreting it. California has Hollywood. Hollywood has Olivia Wilde, JLaw, and a bunch of hotties. I'd fuck California too
marksman48
Hahaha! THAT IS THE 1% OF CALIFORNIA. I WOULDN'T EVEN POKE THE REST OF CALIFORNIA WITH A LONELY BONER.
ZenithTempest
We made the mistake of making the Kardashians famous.
cdhunt6282
Well, I mean, not all of California. Mostly just the cities and anywhere near hipsters
marksman48
Whew! Haha. That was close! :D
EudemoniousEukaryote
Im right in between Berkeley and San Francisco...fuck.
IratetheD
hipsters came from Seattle and from there spread all across the land like all invasive species...
ijustlikeupvoting
Don't tires rotate when you drive?? Why would you pay for that?
theDogWhisper
ha, I laughed at that one too, "I'm blonde, but not that blonde"..... no you are...don't worry your blonde head xD
gastyz
bc you had your car parked too long, duhhh.... (irony)
ladyzeiraphera
I mean, she's not wrong, they do rotate. Perhaps she's just unclear on the actual procedure.
IOnceOwnedMoonMoonButOnceHeTriedToLickMyBallsAndRanAwayIMissHim
I am sorry to ask this but what was she referring to exactly...?
trevasaurusrex
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tire_rotation
trevasaurusrex
This is also good for you to know about if you plan on owning a car.
IOnceOwnedMoonMoonButOnceHeTriedToLickMyBallsAndRanAwayIMissHim
Thanks for the info guys...everyone gets an upvote :)
shadowfallen
Don't be sorry! Most cars tires will wear down unevenly, so when you get a tire rotation they change the front and (1/2)
shadowfallen
back tires around to get an even wear. (2/2)
IOnceOwnedMoonMoonButOnceHeTriedToLickMyBallsAndRanAwayIMissHim
Ahh! Thanks for the info! Take care bud
doesthisdressmakemelookfat
A guy from my high school asked me that once and he got accepted to Princeton...made me feel really good about myself for a moment.
flamingflamingo
Not sure if a genuine question or repeating from the image above for comedic effect. No judgement if it's the former.
aplomb
Glad you're not judging. I DON'T get it either...and I am not even blonde...
flamingflamingo
Rotating tires means switching your back and front tires, since the front ones (on most cars) wear down faster than the back ones.
aplomb
OH!! I thought people were saying they were just rotating the same tire in place. I get it now!!
kittyinthesky
legit question cause i don't drive, what did that mean?
flamingflamingo
Rotating tires means changing your back tires to the front, since they wear down slower and will offer better traction.
kittyinthesky
ooh ok, thank you!
TeamRocketBlastOffAtTheSpeedOfLightSurrenderNowOrPrepareToFight
if legit question; on most cars tires will wear unevenly, so when you get a tire rotation they change the tire around to get an even wear.
aplomb
Sorry, but could you please expand on that? How are constantly rotating tires getting less wear on parts of them? And yes, I feel stupid.
bearxfoo
because, for example, the aliment of your car could put uneven wear or having tires over-inflated or under-inflated causes uneven wear.
aplomb
Thanks!
shadowfallen
Don't feel stupid! I'm sure you have knowledge on something others know little about also :)
aplomb
You are sweet! :) Thank you!
Rhodsie
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tire_rotation
aplomb
Yeah, I get it now. I thought people were trying to say that the tire was being rotated in the same position on the car. Thanks!
TeamRocketBlastOffAtTheSpeedOfLightSurrenderNowOrPrepareToFight
for a number of reasons. not sure exactly, that's about the extent of my knowledge of the subject. however 1/2
TeamRocketBlastOffAtTheSpeedOfLightSurrenderNowOrPrepareToFight
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tire_rotation this should be have all the info necessary.
aplomb
Thanks for your help. The explanation of tires being rotated did not explain that POSITION on the car was being changed.
frankzula
Q: What do you call airplanes that aren't planes anymore? A: Explanes! ಠ‿à²
LikeTheFirstMonkeyShotIntoSpace
I laughed.
zperson5
Badum tish....
TheOneWhoWasLeft
"...and I have to watch him] fucking a [man, tonite is gonna suck.]" I can't do it. It doesn't make sense. Gramps always turns out gay.
NikoAiello
I think it's supposed to go "....and I have to watch him. Fucking "a" man, tonight is gonna suck".
Muyster
Fucking eh, man! Sorry canadian here and i read it that way.
dziuk777
A = aye
disone
"...and I have to watch him. Fucking a man tonite is gonna suck!" There. Now the Author is gay.
TheOneWhoWasLeft
Author is M. Night Shyamalan.
ProblyNotTheOne
"...and I have to watch him! Fuckin-A, man.. Tonight is gonna suck!"
ThatActuallyGuy
He meant "..to watch him. Fucking A, man, tonight is going to suck." Look up Fucking A on urban dictionary, he is using definition 3.
TheOneWhoWasLeft
Ahh, thank you! Never heard/seen "fucking A" in a negative way, that was my problem.
KitchenSink
It's sarcasm
theDogWhisper
took me three read throughs to get it too, don't feel bad. http://youtu.be/5W5l5XSzrFs
CommanderLiteral
Don't confuse stupidity with ignorance. While many of these are certainly stupid, some of them are simple ignorance - being unaware of (1/2)
lolatu
Ignorance is far worse than stupidity. You can't help being stupid. If you're ignorant it's your own damn fault.
CommanderLiteral
Not necessarily. Many times ignorance is the direct result of information being repressed and kept away.
CommanderLiteral
(2/2) actual historical events, for example.
randomlex
Like the USA being 2013 years old, for example.
Owlsdude
Agreed. Except for people who think "God created America 2013 years ago". Just burn those.
MintMission
I went through all the comments to find someone who agreed with me on this.Some many of these are small mistakes or ignorance, not stupidity
NotFarEnough
You guys do realize that probably half these scenarios are of people trolling or joking, right?
whatisthisproductivityyouspeakof
I really hope so...
beniceorbevice
I absolutely lost it at 'comma'. He talks too ghetto to understand
Darkoleander21
Some are possibly trolling but the majority are lacking the common sense gene imo.
Christychik
And the other half are kids
theinternetisascaryplace
A lot of these (like the 911 one) could be much more understandable if the person is aged 16 or less as well.
ForWhichItStands
This is why I don't like to be 13 years old in America. Everyone I know is stupid.
062406
keep in mind, most people feel exactly the same way about you
JFreak
This comment gave me hope about the younger generations. Thank you! (:
LadyHaywire
You're 13? I feel really old now.
flamingflamingo
It'll feel like that until about mid twenties. Just relax and enjoy the sheer lack of bills and responsibility until then.
LastNightIThoughtItWasAGoodIdea
Wow, you're probably the youngest person on imgur.
SirusKing
Unlikely. Some 13 year olds, despite stereotypes, are actually pretty mature.
zedd
I have bad news, if everyone your age seems stupid now, that is probably not going to change. Befriend the wise and don't get cocky.
RavianGale
It is the same way in the UK I hear, from my fifteen-year-old friend.
himynameisRi
I spent forever staring at the morning sunset one until I got it.
Andrea527
I just got it because of your comment!
inshadowz
It finally dawned on you?
urvogelarts
My favorite color with no 'e'? It's a tough call between #507116 and #413c2f...
mattvan147
Mines coral blue #5
BeccaBeccaBoBecca
Cyan!
MoonyWormtailPadfootandProngsMagicalMischiefMakers
Pink Brown Indigo Gray Mahogany Cyan Lilac Salmon Plum Orchid Navy Ivory Crimson Coral Burgundy Blush Apricot Fuchsia Ruby Iris Magnolia etc
Plutoisstillaplanet
grey in england :( but black, gold, maroon
MoonyWormtailPadfootandProngsMagicalMischiefMakers
i know im canadian so i would usually spell it grey but this was just for the no e
noah12345678987654321
As a graphic design student
eliugra
Did the contrast just get way cranked up on that gif?
deranger
As an engineering student who uses ms paint to modify game boy graphics
damagedslinkey
Is he always wearing lipstick?
ConfessorOfTruth
now I see it. I can't unsee it. And will forever be checking for lipstick. I think his lips are just that naturally pink
bubbles7146
Green and unhealthy shit brown?
AlleiraDayne
I'm fucking dying over here, unhealthy shit brown, I just can't. Nope, proper sentence syntax right out the window.
urvogelarts
I prefer "Irish moss" and "Soil", but these are also accurate enough descriptions, the the letter 'e' rule though...
TheCuddlefish
But... Neither "Irish Moss" nor "Soil" contain 'e's?
urvogelarts
I meant that "Green" and "unhealthy shit brown" both do.
TheCuddlefish
Ahh, I see. My brain is fried from studying. Sorry!
lolzomg123
Black.
LiTMac
Black
melena
Technically, black is no colours. White is all the coulours. I majorded in semantics.
FisterMantastic
Indigo. No one said indigo yet!
rosalynne95
pink.
g1zm0
I had to run through several colors in my head before coming up with that one *hangs head in shame*
ghmp
black, cyan, brown...
basset10
BROWN.
skwawkward
I'm Ron.....BURGUNDY?
RydWolf
Maroon!
Unburleevabultkkers
cyan?
nuttybutniceguy
Indigo
AlbusBrianWulfricPercivalDumbledore
#bada55
RugalIngtail
Imgur Green. Got it.
urvogelarts
That's actually really pretty too, chartreuse is a nice color.
urvogelarts
Also, +1 for the username.
urchildhoodhero
ur name is awesome possum
RavianGale
Mine is Aqua.
indref
#99CCFF best colour
vestandacircleskirt
My ex is the guy that said purple. Oh my god.
ElDudeBrothers
They must have been REALLY good in bed
vestandacircleskirt
Bahaha. He was, but he liked to share his talent with other women too much. He wasn't an idiot all the time, I assure you.
NotSoSmartAlek
good thing he's an ex, then?
vestandacircleskirt
Yeah. Clearly I need to work on my choices in men. Eek. I took his profile pic, or I would've had no idea. Oh man.
Winterous
You're famous!
vestandacircleskirt
If only, haha.
OtterlyKim
Pretty sure Indigo has no E in it either.
urvogelarts
#1e1187 would like a word with you.
eveariel
Maroon!!
totoandamigo
Apricot Fuchsia Charcoal Ruby Iris Magnolia Platinum Quartz
totoandamigo
Aqua Pink black brown gray gold tan indigo cyan Lilac
Salmon Plum Orchid Navy Ivory Crimson Coral Burgundy , Blush
BitchfaceMcGee
I was thinking "Brown", but yeah, those work too.
theseamonkeysstolemymoney
Why doesn't this have more upvotes?
megacolon
Any time someone asks this question, I'm compelled to upvote.
urvogelarts
I guess because those are typically described as ugly colors. Still my favorites though!
micahthesewell
i like that ugly yellow gray you chose.
urvogelarts
Despite it's ugliness, I like it too :>
jeis75
Gray
LonLonRanchDressing
Yes. Anyone that spells it 'grey' is no friend of mine
itsamazing
you just alienated the whole of Britain... what did we do to make you hate us so much? D:
LonLonRanchDressing
I like Britain. If you guys could just start spelling it 'gray' that would be greaaat. http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Fy3rjQGc6lA/0.jpg
Plutoisstillaplanet
GrAy for America, grEy for England. Simples :)
kootiepatra
Fuchsia.
Ezzybells
Took me ages to realise what was wrong with the cookies and cream one. Could just be a typo...
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ifinallyfeelathome
it says bowel, not bowl
altomalto
I think you may belong on this list...
062406
w is right next to e. I cant count how many times ive accidentally added a w in a word with an e and visa versa
Ezzybells
It's normal to read over something an not see when a word is misspelt by 1 letter.
Ezzybells
Haha I just realised I wrote an instead of and. That wasn't deliberate.
jediengineer
umm... indigo?
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SyncingThought
...is not a colour.
LennyKoggins
Burgundy. As in Ron.
tarataqa
topaz
NotSoSmartAlek
gold, tan
MrRgrs
Aha I'm going to be clever and use a lesser known color like puce. SHIT
DropTheChief
Indigo Montoya? Yes I know that's wrong.
Rayxor
I don't know if I'm more happy or upset that you beat me to this lame ass pun.
IsiH
black, gray, brown, pink, gold, cyan, lilac, navy, ivory?? and a few more
jediengineer
they should have specified "rainbow colors" lol
IsiH
most colors are in the rainbow but you cant see them, like pink and cyan are in there, but hard to see :) but yer should of been restricted
AKUUUUUUUUUUUU
RED IM SMART GIMME UPVOTES!!!!!!
placidkiwi
Black! Although it took me longer to get there than I'd like to admit...
SeriousCloud
Gray.
ThePieceKeeper
Thats the first one I thought of too.
EroticZombiePants
plaid
Ripphel
Maroon
HighResolutionToast
Cyan
rdrdtheta
azul
jamest81
Purple!!!
BuskyChowChow
gold
wickettdavis
Triumphantly thought of Indigo, scrolled to comments and entered my brilliant thought. You thought this brilliant though 8 hours before me.
LikeAFoolKindaSick
Ruby!
SirHakase
Gee. I said brown.
pyroholicrage
Maroon
erikastephaniedawn
gray
eveariel
Maroon
blink92
gold
Wolfsleigher
Red...FUCK. Green... damnit... Blu...I GIVE UP
Ezzybells
Crimson, Khaki, apricot, mustard...
EudemoniousEukaryote
Those are nouns
Ezzybells
They are colours. You accept orange is a colour yes? Well it's also a fruit.
EudemoniousEukaryote
ok, well mustard and apricot aren't names of colors. They are nouns that have a color
Ezzybells
Beige, cream, pearl, these are all names for different whites. You can't just have 1 word for each of the main colours, it's not enough.
mylovelyhangover
Navy.
metroid000
violat, purpol, graan, yallow, rad.
RambunctiousCrow
rad will be my new favourite color. wait, make that "r4d"
TechnoVibe
Fuschia, Sand, Crimson, etc.
inboxmeyourmalteseandmaltipoos
NO ITS BLACK
babyfacekilla37
Brown
abetterusernamewouldgetmemoreupvotes
Technically "purple" doesn't have an "e" in it. It has an "e" on the end. I hope that is what the guy was thinking...
AsaMexicanIsay
Magenta.. Fuck!
RyoukoSama
Aqua
YESIfinallyFoundAsiteThatLetsMeHaveALongUsername
Purple
Sakkura
Rød, grøn, blå... :P
BIZaGoten
Röd Grön Blå Svart Vit Brun Rosa Gul Lila Grå ..Orange is the only one I can think of that actually got an E in it lol
Wire1essWizard
Can we call it "Brandgul"? Then it works
BIZaGoten
My god! We got no E's in our colours!
HaveAnAmazingDay
Well all the Scandinavian languages just became so much more unattractive.
rightsaid
maroon
hailthefish
For some reason 'indigo' 'cobalt' and 'cyan' were the only ones that occurred to me.
RambunctiousCrow
you like blue, thats the reason. OR, you only like certain shades and/or despise specific ones. there, riddle solved.
MagnusDeacon
Fuscia... DON'T JUDGE ME!!
HiImBrian
*JUDGING INTENSIFIES*
SmashAJar
I judge you not. Fuchsia was also the first colour I picked. :D
Ivegotadiddlybunchofcoconuts
AlleiraDayne
Fuschia is a fucking gorgeous color, no judging!
EudemoniousEukaryote
GREEN
nogoat23
grn, rd, blu, yllow. Psh, too easy.
TotallyNotJaimeLannister
I spent a couple seconds trying to figure out what color Psh was :( SMH
nogoat23
Haha. :-p
swagswagpotatoleg
the colour of my soul has no letters
TotallyNotJaimeLannister
I think it's called black
swagswagpotatoleg
does that have an e in it?
TotallyNotJaimeLannister
Only if you spell it Blake
swagswagpotatoleg
then yes, it does
BearForce1
Burgundy.
shapedlikeDANGER
pink
mymomthinksimspecial
yea bitch! yea! pink!
piratequeen
black
themuffinmanwillkillyou
I thought fuscia, then pink, then auburn, then salmon, and then I realized that all these colors were fall colors. This means nothing.
TheNextBestUsername
black, brown, cyan, et. al.
LogicalPeanut
DAMN IT YOU TOOK CYAN!!!
Thesecretwatermelone
cyan is my favorite color :)
jediengineer
et al has an "e"
timboss
Pink
IHateTryingToMakeUpAUsername
I can imagine one of these people saying, "I didn't know there was a colour called et and al". wow.
TheNextBestUsername
I give the benefit of the doubt. I'm certain Jedi's is a joke, and the upvotes are people who took it as intended, just a funny quip.
PrinceOfSodom
black's not a colour, just the absence of light, at least for physicists
itsamazing
you're thinking of subtractive color, not additive color. (light vs pigment), in pigment black is the amalgamation of all colors.
diddiz
Black is the absence of red, green and blue!
AlienFromJupitersMoonGanymede
Maroon!
CanadianCobraChicken
cobalt
TacticalKitten
Crimson
TheSerg
King
Dwaynard
gray (proof it pays to be American)
TotallyNotJaimeLannister
As an American I still spell it Grey at least 50% of the time :-/
Dwaynard
On purpose? If you simply forget, the trick is "a" for "American."
TotallyNotJaimeLannister
It's just how I spell it, I mean it isn't wrong so i never worry unless it comes out groy or something.
totallyirrelephant
crimson!
abnormallynormal
Green
TheMightiestRiver
Electric Green... damn
metroid000
LASER LEMON?!
ElderMaxson
RAINBOW
MajorasPants
I like you
cumestopressmen
indigo, brown, pink, fuscia, black (not a colour i guess), crimson, gold (kinda), and this is probably your 1124th reply about colours, sry
jediengineer
Surprisingly only my 124th...
littlegirlsaremadeoutofgunpowderandlead
burgundy
BullsOnParade12
Ron...Ron Burgundy...
itsamazing
I'm Ron Burgandy...?
Uavinagiggletherm8
Gold,indgio,brown,black,gray,
MycurlyhairsaysIcantgoouttoday
grey
ImVeronicaCorningstone
grAy in America, grEy in England!......idk about any other English speaking country though that's the best I've got
MycurlyhairsaysIcantgoouttoday
I knooooowwww, I didn't feel like writing "Well, sometimes it is spelled grey." So, I just wrote "grey."
Uavinagiggletherm8
Grey is spelled differently in different countries thanks to dialect.
MycurlyhairsaysIcantgoouttoday
I know. That was the point. Just didn't feel like typing out more than grey.
SmashingChap
In New Zealand it's spelt 'kiwikiwi'.
KINGoftheLAB
i feel better about failing my physics test now...+1
roonic86
Can you please explane yourself?
Qbert
I feel better about myself in general after reading these.
ReverendLovejoy
I feel worse, much worse
LeglessPooch
Speaking of physics... the penises can fit together. It's referred to as "docking" hahahaha
HYDROFRACKER
Should...should I Google this?
Svence
Bombed a chem test today. I get you.
CantRememberUsername
I'm going to fail one in about 12 hours. I'm not alone.
TryToRememberForget
I was just crying over my multivariate exam..
LaurenSantana
HA! I love this comment. I'll feel better if I fail my physics test now.
57x28mm
I feel better failing 4/5 of my classes due to medical reasons. Surprisingly, my math class was the only one I'm doing well in.
kastaway
I failed my bio lab test!
steffdogmillionaire
Got a physics test tomorrow, so looking at this will make me fail…centripetal motion will kill me
ProgressiveWaifus
I failed my genetics test... can I be in the club?
TheBigLemon
Sounds like somebody goes to U of A!
iamnickthetransman
This really does make me feel a lot better about the fact I'm not passing calculus or physics right now.
bbakernator
Don't worry, no one actually passes physics tests, or at least I never did, and I still passed the class!
Thebatman6969
im studying physics right now. weird.
micromelissa
I feel better not completely understanding proton HNMR spectroscopy now.
OrganicSynthesis
I'm with hamsiggy it's amazing. Most useful thing ever.
peacockfuta
I failed my Molecular Biology test yesterday! +1 for everyone :/
gooch
I feel better that I will be failing mine soon
TheHaloFollower
Just took mine thanks for this commentor
jerrythepeacock
You win with this comment, everyone here can relate.
SomethingSomethingSomethingDarkSideSomethingSomethingComplete
DON'T Allow yourself to be dumbed down because others are stupid! I can answer any and all Physics questions to help you get an A!!
longlivetwinkies
physics is the most frustrating class EVER
iamnickthetransman
I wish I had more +1 to give, because this is so accurate. Physics II this semester has been the worst class of my college career.
longlivetwinkies
To make you feel better, i got a 43 on my last test. Don't know if I should laugh or cry...
ARealPhysicist
I wish I'd been more aware of twitter when I was taking physics tests. Might have been good for the ol' self esteem.
NotASaint
I'm about to go fail a physics test too!
ishouldbedoinghw
Same, that O'chem test is just water off my back.
NotHarroc
While reading these what was going through my head was, "Damn, there are alot of kids on facebook/twitter asking stupid questions." 1/2
NotHarroc
I was saddened by the realization that most of these are from teenagers. This makes me sad as a human being.
HenryDavidThrow
Don't worry about 1 test! I failed Chemistry, didn't even show up for the final cuz I failed so bad. And I still got a college degree!!
Shamorza
Dude, don't! These people are just trolling. There is a limit to human stupidity, after that we enter the realm of trolls.
Hujijiwatchi
The sad part is that there ACTUALLY are some people like that though :I
HousePIant
I failed mine too! Got a 40%. In my defense, it was only 10 questions.
astamurti
Ten questions? What are the other nine for?
forgettable
I got results for two tests back today. A 30ish and 50ish. I've never scored below 70 before. Nothing can cure my shame! I'm gonna go cry.
Hujijiwatchi
Failed all except a few of my AP Euro tests. Even got 33% on my final. Still passed with a wonderful D- though :D
kingoftheeyesores
ha I got a 52%! In your face!
Hujijiwatchi
Was the test also 10 questions? 0.o
kingoftheeyesores
actually it was a "quest" (the bastard child of my two least favorite things) and it was 25 questions
Hujijiwatchi
My teacher gives us a TUIZ. Smaller than a test, bigger than a quiz. :I
TheDorkSide
Dude, wait until you get to college. Science and Math classes have 4-6 questions per exam. Partial credit is your best friend.
salsadetomate
Why do you assume he's not in college?
PirateForLife
I wish my physics final was that short. Mine is 8 pages long.
ReptilianOverlord
I have several professors this semester who don't give partial credit.
TheDorkSide
That's messed up. Problems that involve multiple steps should always give partial credit.
realsupersand
or a fuck