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hellsplumber
C'mon, don't be a snitch OP
ActualTttony
*thinking* Just crawl through and my crew eats like kings tonight.
RockImgr
Plot twist - pedophile caught luring a child into his lair
Muffinman41
Oh nooooow the disobey orders
kridane
Plot twist - He's bringing the child into East Germany
WhatDoesImgurKnow
Aquilarden
Soldier played by Eddie Redmayne
PsychoDK
Just got home form Berlin. Some crazy stuff happened during that period.
Youropinionisirrelevant
People, even the Germans, had compassion
ProfDrDrSpiderpig
jonwithoutanh
The story used to be told that this soldier was shot for helping the child. Don't know if its true, but it wouldn't surprise me.
CitizenDickbag
Hmm I don't find that story anywhere. Everything I've read says all anyone knows is that he was removed from the unit.
shaiza
he wouldn't have been shot post ww2 as the rules changed once the Russians and Americans took control
WhereDeyAtDoe
dude you do realize people got shot or sent to prison for lifetime or tortured in the ddr
ZimGenzko
The DDR was no fun at all. Idk about that case but there were soldiers getting shot/punished for helping to flee east Germany.
shaiza
who tf is downvoting my comment are you fucking serious, like I post something special for everyone, and get fuckn downvoted. annoying
SuddenRandomFinnishGuy
EECompliance
Probably anticommunists.
DidNotInhale
Soldiers, under the GC, are required to disobey all unlawful orders.
Sasobam
The definition of unlawful is based on the Moral of the soldier. If he thinks its not morally correct he is allowed to disobey it.
JamaicanCowboy
I thought Gentlemen's Cuarterly was a fashion magazine
Debauchery
Wasn't the Geneva Convention /before/ WW2?
DidNotInhale
Yes it started off with the hague conventions in the 19th centuries. There are 4 GCs generally agreed to have been ratified in 1949
chezwick2413
Pretty sure you mean unethical, not unlawful
DidNotInhale
Nope, unlawful - crimes against humanity are unethical and illegal.
Arsikere
GC?
ihaveacatonmyshoulders
Genuine Confectionery
Decayous
Geneva convention
JamaicanCowboy
Gentlemen's Cuarterly
ItsOkayItsOfficial
Befehl ist Befehl
DidNotInhale
Sorry, can't use that
ItsOkayItsOfficial
shaiza
hmm, interesting
DidNotInhale
Yeah, international law is extremely interesting!
shaiza
I mean, I knew it was that way, but I didn't know it was required under the Geneva convention! Cool stuff man
DidNotInhale
Yeah man, check some of this stuff out. I honestly love international law! ICCPR is interesting esp applied to Syria. Forefront of Int law.
shaiza
mind direct messaging me and sending some cool stuff?
ProfDrDrSpiderpig
Nürnberg trials. "I was just following orders" is no longer an acceptable defense.
DidNotInhale
The following orders defence is kind of interesting. Esp in a contemporary context. Like CIA torture or historically the Belgium Congo
SmolTenk
thing is, their orders were not unlawfull.
melovinci
Also technically only applies in a state of war.
DidNotInhale
Well, under article 12 (4) of the ICCPR no one shall be arbitrary deprived of movement but it is derogable in a state of emergency.
DidNotInhale
The ICCPR was drafted in 1954 and the Berlin Wall was built in 1961.
SmolTenk
The wall was considered a defense measure though. officially at least.
DidNotInhale
I guess and you could say it improved relations however you could say it stoped all movement as a result of East Germany fear of a pop drain
ImgurNeedsMoreSmartass
Looks more like they're fighting over the barbed wire. "Nein meine kinder. Das ist meine stingundhurtsteelwiren!!!"
eskamobob1
you have no idea how sad I am that this isnt the actual word for barbwire
Duendes
"No my child. That is my steel wire fence"?
pinkystar
Haha stingundhurtsteelwiren
Narushima
kind*
LawDogginIt
Did anyone read that german in their head as anything but being screamed?
SuddenRandomFinnishGuy
In front of 50 000 nazi soldiers, yes.
Dramacian
But... ich habe hunger !
Nespadh
Aber*
Dramacian
No hablo Francés.
Nespadh
C'est dommage, c'est une très belle langue, mais on dit « mais » en français, « aber » c'est de l'allemand.
Dramacian
Todos los idiomas son lindos. Y no veo la relación con el 'mais' en français... Oui c'est de l'allemand en effet.
Krautenhain
Do you mean Stacheldraht?
ImgurNeedsMoreSmartass
What I said
PresidentProTempore
I like stingundhurtsteelwiren better
ProfDrDrSpiderpig
Schtingundhurtschteelwiren? Zat is inefficient. Stacheldraht describes the thing and the nature of the thing. It is perfect.
thescottishfox
And also would sound scarier when yelled by a middle-aged German mother of 3.
Krautenhain
Right. Its a Draht with Stacheln. Theres no need for adorning trumpery
Occasionalfunnycomment
I believe trumpery means you only use the best words. Words that no one would know is so complicated.
HypnoticJiggles
Omg did you say 6'1"
westywall
I'm 6' and 4" Those are two measurements
bmrolfLord
I like this. Maybe too much
ISleptWithSomeoneFromImgurAndAllIGotWasThisStupidUsername
6'4" and I row for UC fucking Davis.
Elonth
6'4" how ya doin.
rockfireman
My ex was 6'7 but I'll settle for 6'4 ;D
IRPAZ
HypnoticJiggles
Bruh
ibespacejockey
3'1" and I ain't talkin' height, how ya doin.
ATuningFork
I too am 6'4". There are literally dozens of us!
HypnoticJiggles
Bruuuuuuuuuhhhh
quadralol
7'8" how you doin
HypnoticJiggles
Bruuuuh
BaconOnARock
9'6" how you doin
ickbuttday
Does she?
HypnoticJiggles
Scarlet johanson? No she don't
ProfDrDrSpiderpig
That's not what I heard
iamthisguy247
Well she's had a kid before so presumably she does, just in the privacy of her own home.
commentrabbithole
Cameras aren't necessary for having a kid, and their presence is one of the key points of info "does she" implies.