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Apr 18, 2017 6:00 PM
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IronLion84
* kernels
Racealistic
KERNELS
prisonhack
Always up vote the tick. SPOON!!!
OnlyDumps
goodguybad
scottEkarate
Spooooooon!!!!!!
zombob
Beat me to it
Skarekrow13
That was my shirt, I loved the live action and cartoons
Iaimtomisbehave
"Soldiers of corn…lend me your ears!"
Soderules
I had to go back for the +1 when I got it
agitatorific19000
Tickkkkkk
Peregrine2976
Note for some readers: this joke depends heavily on the correct pronunciation of 'colonel'.
singstoinstrumentals
Most bizarre pronunciation ever.
Ulthirm
Colonel, is " ker-nal" since above didn't say it
MenTarK255000
SPOOOOOOOON!!!
ShrubNinja
The Tick! That's where I got my username!
ShrubNinja
For reference: http://www.thetick.ws/images/ninjahedge.jpg
2Rolov
Why is Colonel pronounced as kernel?! Explain, American, explain!
welluhwhatdoyouwantmetosay
http://teachinghistory.org/history-content/ask-a-historian/22270
KingBlackheart
Getting that knowledge feels SO good
wingfoot
This shit makes me feel like they'd write episodes around a single joke
bladderinfection
"Ottoman! There'll be no justice of the peace for you, just a big piece of justice!" - can confirm
Combatmatt
Colonel is such a weird word. Like what the fuck
GasBandit
You think that's crazy, get a load of how the Brits pronounce "Lieutenant." (hint: "LEFtenant")
Combatmatt
So, wrong?
LoopyMind
Aaah, The Tick, memories
GoldenSour2
They're making a reboot, the pilot is on Amazon prime video.
k4FoodSmasher
It was pretty terrible. Not as bad as that Kevin Bacon pilot though.
GRA2itous
Making? It's made.
LoopyMind
Hisssss reboot, heretic!
devo27
Gentlemen, BEHOLD! CORN!
Chrisgopher
Oh, well yay! You know, this is pretty nice! And I am kinda hungry...
devo27
GOOD! Then let the mating BEGIN!!!
PrisonMichaelScott
I will never understand why colonel is pronounced they way it is.
welluhwhatdoyouwantmetosay
Two words: One from French, and the other from Italian. They took the Italian pronunciation, and the French spelling.
PrisonMichaelScott
Ah, thanks!
MenloPart
That was vastly simpler than the link you shared! :)
alottabees
These puns are too corny for me
MySpiffyUsername
Well, shucks.
greengill
No they're good
hatchforlife
We really need to stop popping off like this
ScumCommander
You haven't even heard the cream of the crop yet.
hatchforlife
Go on, you've got my ear
ScumCommander
There's some good stalk here and there.