goddesswithagt
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I have never had a good relationship with the sun. Literally was out for 30min.. i knowww about sunscreen but seriously? Fml
Jun 17, 2018 12:34 AM
goddesswithagt
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I have never had a good relationship with the sun. Literally was out for 30min.. i knowww about sunscreen but seriously? Fml
Dem819
I like really white girls...I also like those legs.
ThorToo
Lol godannng
moecurlylarry
G.inger?
AlBundysLoveChild
Bahaha
znuff
Nice socks.
droptop
SMWD
Greenarrowforyou
Dang long shirt!
Magpiebones
inb4 internet cat-calling- oh I'm late already.
zma123456
Wow this is actually real.
JoSTL15
Not all of the burn marks line up, but pretty close.
thatsecondweirdguy
As an almost translucent guy I once got second degree burns on my chest from being two hours in the shade while wearing SPF 50+
HamHungLo
Keep going
BrenShen
I know your pain.
HapaxxLegomaniaxx
so sick of these hotdogs or legs posts
RedInCircles
Yes... Flipflops. fucking. suck.
AtsaMattaForYou
hitshappens
White people life hack: Buy jeans with cut-outs of your favorite characters for some awesome, horribly painful temporary tattoos.
jokeinsurance
Burnt Toast Man?
D00magedd0n
Yeah i was outside for 4 hours and I have burns on both my arms
YourNeighborhoodLesbian
I am of German and Czech decent, sooooo very white. I ask my Italian girlfriend today if my back was burnt and she says not bad....
YourNeighborhoodLesbian
I get home and look and it's as if Satan licked my back. So in the end I got a nice back rub with aloe
StacySchwartzJones
nice. i usually don't burn, i just reflect, that's how pale i am
Dyslexicbirch
Im that white ,but i never burn i go pink than im back to pasty white again
AtsaMattaForYou
ReturnofthePLK
*laughs in melanin*
CaspianQuix
Nice tuck job, bro.
rabbiebabbie
Hahaha beat me to it
CassiusPolybius
I have always been that white. Only thing the "superior aryan race" is superior at is getting sunburn and being food for bugs...
TheBestSpiderQueen
Ah, but superior at getting sufficient Vitamin D at higher latitudes.
Flyndaran
It's still better to actually eat a damn vegetable so you don't need sunlight to supplement it.
Flyndaran
Europeans were dark skinned for tens of thousands of years perfectly fine before they evolved a weakness to sunlight.
Flyndaran
(I am very pale.)
fuckyouimguryoufuckingfuck
you need to build up a base tan
goddesswithagt
Sadly i cant tan.. im gonna just have to protect and accept my pale skin
whatupmyknitters
i hear you. i'm the same way. tried the whole "base tan" thing for a while and probably gave myself cancer. doesn't work at this level.
DoingItWrongSince1980
So, can you only drink fresh kills? Or can you feed from blood donations?
HaroldLostHisPurpleCrayon
Same here! I call it "transparent" lol ain't nobody missin my veins to draw blood!
fuckyouimguryoufuckingfuck
maybe shop for full pants?
BarfTittiesGalore
Maybe OP should just rent a tuxedo and go to the beach
stabbedintheface
Maybe buy whole pants?
toxcrusadr
Instead of hole pants.
DirtRagFartStain
Or wear through the knees doing actual outdoor stuff?
RancidOrange
She’s obviously too poor to afford new pants. Now you’ve made her feel really bad.
Drakenborn
But then how will people know she's a unique individual who doesn't play by society's 'whole pants' rules?
DownvotesAreFun
Are you trying to tell a woman to go against fashion? After my experience, the vast majority of them dont like that.
JapAnus
Fashion is a scam. Women deserve normal clothes with pockets as well.
LadyNight36
I'm a lesbian I wear mens clothes viva la revolution!
InameAsOne
Whenever people doubt I burn easily, I show them pictures of the time I got a sunburn from being indoors all day. They don't question again.
whatupmyknitters
LOL this sounds like something that would happen to me. what's your story?
InameAsOne
TL;DR: Built gunpla in a sunlit room for 7 hours, burned right side of body.
InameAsOne
I'd opened up the blinds in the living room that day so that the houseplants could get light. Standard stuff. Not so standard was me (1/?)
InameAsOne
deciding that it would be a wonderful idea to sit down and use the sunlight to see all the bits for building my Kshatriya gunpla. I (2/?)
InameAsOne
sat at the table for 7 hours and apparently, that was enough to burn my right arm, leg, and parts of my side as much as an hour with (3/?)
InameAsOne
no sunscreen mowing the lawn in summer. I was very confused and spent the night soaking that side in black tea. Kshatriya looked nice, tho.
Twosarcastic2care
As a pasty myself I feel you. When I was active duty my shop gunny made me wear spf 100. Felt like Elmers glue XD
SunnySarah20
Read “pasty” as “pastel” & nodded
EatsBees
Sounds like me! Have to be extra careful now, had a massive melanoma removed back in November
JapAnus
I'm so white I could light up a Klan rally.
bikemancs
When I deployed to Iraq I was putting 50 on daily, boonie (Army not USMC), never rolled or cuffed my sleeves past the wrist.
BOBNOBODY
As an Irish person, that's a nice colour you have
Luc1ferSam
I don't see what being a folded meat and veggie pastry has to do with sunburns... nevertheless I want a pasty now.
peppeh
I don't think we have those in the southeast. Sounds tasty, tho
DidNotInhale
They come from the southwest, Cornwall.
Boopbeepbeep
My poor white husband got sunburn while sitting in the shade from the sun’s reflection off the ocean. My Latina skin turns red then caramel
baconator724
I've been hiking/camping in death valley without sunscreen, all I got was a small patch of sunburn on my shoulder lol Mexican skin ftw
HaroldLostHisPurpleCrayon
That must be nice. I would instantly be a lobster in death valley without sunscreen
LiamNeesonOfficial
Latina women do love to brag about white SOs. Why is that?
Boopbeepbeep
Dumb commenters love to show off their lack of reading comprehension and/or lack of critical thinking skills. Why is that?
ScrotieMcpostagain
I like the part where the pants are off.
MillennialsRuinEverything
Thanks Scrotie!
AudaciousCheeseburger
Lmao
yourmomloveme
Sayahbnananana
LapisSea
bamblebimble
Well shes got granny panties so its not exactly a sexy experience. Though I dont know you. It could be.
Wr200m
That's her shirt ya know. We can't see any underwear.
bamblebimble
Oh so it is, my bad
silentwolf1999
hokeyreligions
I demand to know why he only has one eyebrow
FishonRainbow
Watch “The Internship”,thanks me later.
Sapphire829
Is there ever a post featuring a woman on Imgur where someone doesn't make it sexual in some way? *thinking emoji*
Shovi
This is the way of life, get over it.
Mydickfelloff31
i mean, dude, she literally took her pants off for the internet... not much of a stretch here
Sapphire829
To show sunburns... on her legs. But even if you want to call that worthy of sexual comments, I just said in general it seems like there 1/2
Sapphire829
are almost always some kind of sexual comments when a woman is featured in a post. 2/2
Notareptilian
It's the closest you'll ever get to a woman's panties
3141593653589793
it is still close.
nahtan00
The closest most of us would be to get a woman's panties
Genini
That's not true. I've bought several pairs from a reputable source in a van.
Marxthird
TheGriffin
Oh. This is awkward.
JerfyMcGriddles
Yeah he sure showed you