Cake day, one of my favorites

Feb 21, 2018 2:22 AM

Oozl

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Love this movie

what’s wrong with hammered?

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Even I want noodles

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I loved that the “He’s a friend from work” line came from a make a wish kid, that was visiting the set that day!

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My time has come!

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Casual Odin. God of warm cardigans.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Odin often wandered the nine realms in disguise.

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I am Odin, King of Asgard, Protector of the Nine realms, Lord of the Sassyness.

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Just finished watching it again

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Your medal is in the mail, you have done this world a great service and we are in your debt!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

He may not be. I on the other hand , am.....singular. I can spin it too.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This was, in context, a deeply poignant exchange.

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just saw this movie last night! laughed my ass off! AWESOME MOVIE!

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The shower of dongles is going your way

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes, Odin was sassy, but this is still a really good scene

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Apparently Hopkins' contract was up. Damn shame, seeing him play Loki impersonating Odin was hilarious.

8 years ago | Likes 140 Dislikes 0

that wasnt him. that was sam neill. that whole scene used different actors. except real thor.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 4

play Odin was Sam neill, Loki Odin was Anthony Hopkins

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On him spotting Thor : "oh shit"

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I loved him as Odin but this told a good story, and it let him bow out before the extravagant costumes became too much for old bones.

8 years ago | Likes 66 Dislikes 0

there's always sam neill.

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I love this movie. Watched in 6 times in 3 days

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Wait you're asking for dick pics? Absolute madman, your phone's gonna blow up.

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This scene made the movie for me.

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This movie was amazing.

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It really was. I loved Korg and was SHAMED for It

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Korg is my favorite non-main-character in all the marvel movies.

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Let's start a korg fan club

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I cant believe you got shamed for korg ._.

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I know! I cracked up at PISS OFF GHOST!!!!

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You motherfucker....+1

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I want this to become a proper meme

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Odin. Making dad jokes since the beginning of time

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Here’s lookin’ at you, kid...

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Sounds like you had a pretty special & intimate relationship with this hammer and that losing it was almost comparable to losing a loved one

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For the lazy

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I didn't like that they didn't say 'Mjolnir' even once in the film.

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Too hard to talk about. It makes him sad.

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I could have sworn I heard it at least once because I distinctly remember having trouble remember what it was called until someone said it.

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You talkin about meow-meow?

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Ahah! I found it. It's when he was holding the back of Loki's head while he was an Odin imposter: (2/2)

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Damn son, nice research. I truly thought that it was only referred to as "hammer".

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Even king Arthur referred to his weapon as "my sword"

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In your defense, this was the only time I could find them actually calling it by name, and that was even in the first 10 minutes or so.

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Or sometimes "umbrella"

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I didn't get to see the movie in theaters. Why is Odin wearing a cardigan and a button down shirt?

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I liked this movie, but the cheesy effects on that eye really pulled me out of it.

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You really were put off a whole movie by THAT? You must be fun at parties.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

I didn't say I was put off of it. I liked it, enough to probably buy it, but what they did to represent a missing eye didn't mesh for me

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Eye felt exactly the same

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Maybe a stupid question: how do you know that isn't what it looks like when you cut an eye cut out with a sword?

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I've seen it before, not what it looks like. I just assumed she burned him since, you know, god of death.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I thought it was believable but what the fuck do I know.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I wonder how much more powerful Thor could've been had he not had the hammer all this time. It's been holding him back.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

In the corresponding comics he becomes an actual omniscient, omnipotent god. They're always going to relate his power to the script.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So I dont think they're making him THAT powerful. They would have to find a way to chain him in each movie, like Odin was (Odinsleep etc.).

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We have training wheels for a reason. If he needed time to learn to control his full power, that’s what mjolnir gave him.

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That would make sense if he actually used the lightning preferentially, only falling back on the hammer when needed.

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He'd have one-shot a chitauri leviathan probably. Better question is if he can still fly without it, or just jump really high/far.

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That’s not even his final form. He just becomes a lightning bolt in the next movie.

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Haha he becomes a battery, or a taser.

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Maybe he would if he had taken Gungnir along, even if a lightning powered spear isn't quite as iconic as Mjolnir

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"Asgard is not a place. It's a people." hit me hard.

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One of the best scenes i've seen from hollywood in a while

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A statement with deep theological background, Christians referring to "the church" mean not the building but the congregation. 1/2

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You didn't ask, but now you know another thing I guess. 2/2

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And now these people mostly likely will be slaughtered by Thanos.

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unless Loki sacrifices himself or Heimdal, in order to save them?

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I think it's why Loki gives him the Tesseract. After Thor gets knocked out and thrown into space, the only way to save them is surrender.

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So some should survive. Not many though.

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I think Loki dies. Classic book/movie trick - build him up as a truly "good guy" that saves people right before brutally killing him.

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I feel like if they killed him off now, nobody would believe he was actually dead.

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Odin is a terrible dad. Everything wrong was from him.

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To be fair, his dad Bor was an even bigger asshole. And Bor's dad was even worse. The best we can do is be slightly better than our parents.

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And pray our children forgive us.

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The whole "btw you've got a sister who has a legit claim, but she's fuckin crazy cos I made her crazy. Have fun dealing with her bye"

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Yeah, 2/3 of his kids are assholes.

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To be fair, Thor being spoiled and aggro was a major plot point in the first one.

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They didn't say Thor was the 1/3 kid.

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See? Obviously Loki's been the 1/3 kid all along. Hela and Thor are the big bully siblings.

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If you read Norse mythology it's all of them

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I'm not sure all of his kids were notable enough to be mentioned in the eddas. Guy got around.

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Balder was a great guy. Too bad he got made super dead though.

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The most unscripted moving ever made, seriously it was all done with whatever they could come up with on the spot

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It tried too hard to be funny... Also, Hulk's CGI was crap.

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Still way better than "Battle of the Five Armies" - which was also

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Well that would explain a lot.

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marvel avengers is a huge project it's all scripted from bottom to the top, only lines are improvised and left in if they fit the context

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

what do people mean "unscripted movie" ? It's not as if they just put the cameras on and let the story tell itself lmao

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Taika said in an interview it was about 80 percent improv, ad lib, or just throwing stuff in there.

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This is just totally not true. The screenplay is on line. They followed it very closely. Effective humor is more often due to good 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 4

There was certainly a script, though. Lots of pre-viz goes into a film like this. But Waititi probably added a lot of jokes while filming.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

The online script is an undated draft, transcribed to match the film, released by Disney for awards consideration. Not the shooting script.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

direction and performances than "improv" as people seem to believe. And it's harder in many ways to stick to a script than to improv. 2/2

8 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 2

Taika said himself a lot of it was improv, there's a video from vanity fair where he mentions scenes that actually followed script

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Yeah, some directors will welcome improv stuff because sometimes it works, but they will often still shoot what's in the script. They 1/?

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don't just make up a scene as they go though. They have a script and mess around from there. Some directors even do this to help 2/?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Some of the best scenes are unscripted. But for nearly a whole unscripted film? That’s a bit ballsy!

8 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

My favorite factoid was the scene with thor telling about the time Loki stabbed him was supposed to have a flashback to the moment, but 1/2

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The director liked the natural feel of the scene without it. 2/2

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Look at the new Ghostbusters for a largely unscripted movie.. it doesn't necessarily work. :D

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Yeah, it's important that a film still have a sense of direction and not feel like a bunch of adlibed scenes stitched together.

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Like I said, a bit ballsy.

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At parts taika waitiki(that's spelled very wrong) didn't even show them thee script and just gave vague direction

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This technique was used to much more aggravating effect in Paul Feig's Ghostbusters

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Taika Waititi, you didn’t spell it bad at all! Kudos for pointing out how interesting of a director he is as well!

8 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

He also played Ko the rock gladiator in the movie as well.

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I read your bio. Is that a personal story?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Yeah it's my autobiography. It's just a first draft, what did you think? I might send it to a publisher soon

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I'm a big time publisher. PM me I have an idea

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This should be made into a movie. Now we just need a comedian to star in it. Anyone have any ideas?

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Your bio has a typo

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*can't

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Indeed. It says Oalifornia instead of California

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A bypo.

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Lots of the letters are replaced with O's... I have no idea why

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I dont get why asgardians are basically medieval europe peasants

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They live almost forever, are immune to disease, understand sanitation and have comfortable clothes. Much better than that.

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Agents of Shield put this in perspective because it gave the perspective of a non-royal Asgardian. Also, on the show Lady Sif can 1/2

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use the holotable on the bus - says it is very similar to old, antiquated tech they used in Asgard. 2/2

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Or how they get shit on all the time but apparently rule over 9 realms

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Biggest rulers have the biggest adversaries.

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like twin M16s apparently can take down a small army of elite ancient asgard warriors dafuq is that shit?

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Or how they have no idea about how earth's technology works but their world has next-level technology. Portals and shit.

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Most kids these days have their own phones, but show them an old style rotary dial phone and they're lost.

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Yes but it's not like a rotary phone is better.

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My point went that-a-way...

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thor first time on earth *wat da hek is dis* like I'd imagine in reality he could conclude things with his past knowledge

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Or Skurge: we are a super advanced alien race but a pair of M16s are a better option that all our weapons

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But thats the thing, an advanced race developing separate from our own, ya never know

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Skurge was a janitor, correct? So, him getting those guns probably felt like quite the achievement

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To reference a certain supreme commander, maybe they are no longer capable of such primitive thinking.

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yeah stupid movies nowadays all negligent and shit not paying attention to small common sense details man

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No, it's not

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...clearly he is *not* the God of Hammers.

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He is the god of hams

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I could watch this all day

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Damn, did Chris Evans really catch that shield like that?

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I believe I saw an overhead clip somewhere that showed he didn't but they edited it in for this clip, which is what I call dedication.

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Thank you, my main thought was that they wouldn’t CGI a blooper!

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I think they have magnets under his costume...

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Even incredibly powerful magnets wouldn’t catch the shield in a way that wasn’t horribly ungraceful, it’s CG or on a wire or something

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Holy shit, the quality of this gif! It’s beautiful!

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This really needs more green arrows

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Ok.

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