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Mar 3, 2018 1:28 AM
koren8707
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bertthebull
Roll Tide
Faulancer
iamalreadyaghost
Can we get an address? You know to avoid going to the wrong wal mart
chrishallett83
I'm pretty sure this joke has been around in some form or another since Victorian times.
fatmanandthrobbin
This guy's doing it right.
eyesoftheearth
Who’d want sloppy 6ths?
wonderbug
a goodie but quickie. which is just what he said.
whoelsebutmebtches
Threewisemen
Good, I don't see enough of this garbage on facebook today.
VodkaReindeer
What's up with her toes? They're so long.
YuMoGuiGwaiFaiDiZao
TheLegGuy
legs <3
keikikahuna
I'd boom her sooner!
rcinil11
Do you need a carpool buddy!
DangerousNoodle
She's a harlot Goody Putnam.
Chickenbuttholeremover
Where is this again?
PW28
Fucking, Austria I believe. It's their first Walmart.
sheWhoRunsWithAliens
That’s what happens when you give people a Walmart they’re not ready for yet...
Juohan
How is this old "funny best hum0ur" FB chain letter, which you can find in every language is on frontpage.
atthediner
Made me laugh. Have a wonderful day op!
Larrry
so - cheaper than a gym membtrship
TheProfessionalOne
The more you know.
TheDigitalZero
Don't bring a wallet, you'll have a hot naked woman climb all over you for a while for free!
bearthefear
Obligatory foot fetish comment
SparkMiko
So....what will they do if they find a broke person? O.o
dowingba
I think my grandma emailed me this in 1999.
guardian19d
What seems to be the problem, Ted?
mzxrules
"Skyler fucked me"
nanyatenyaa
There isn't one, it's a notification to others to indulge in his findings. Like a psa.
AgolfHiller
They don't pay taxes
GunArm
There are so many walmarts though. Specifically which walmart is it so I can be sure not to go there?
Zoomboomzoom
Just Don't give a unknown girl a ride near Walmart
skinnywrists
The one by the Jay-C
Argusdubbs
brbscience
Tannarias
I don't know why I find this strangely hot.
thesameasyours
Wash ypur penis with bleach afterward then chop it off
ItsNotASchoonerItsASailboat
That seems a little extreme. Just wear a cover or take some penicillin
Joelrassic
You mean.. Peniscillin haha zing!
BabySharkEtc
i336
If penicillin fixed all STDs we would live in a very different world
PrincessEllie500
Penicillin doesn't work on aids.
TheNax
Or herpes.
bigredfiretruk
you have a 1/2500 chance of contracting aids in hetero sex if the female has it. Take your chances brother
PrincessEllie500
Just gonna leave your friend in the screenshot like that. Close the messenger bubble. For Shane.
VetchLurker
Yes exactly! Do it for Shane, dude!
PrincessEllie500
Shame.
skinnywrists
Haha, I thought you knew his name was Shane.
PrincessEllie500
Shane Allen 28 EMT Portland Gf Jo Ettison. Dog Bark Wahlberg Parents Gail and Rich. West View H.S... don't post screen of your friends.
skinnywrists
:O
RubelliteFae
A : is a beautiful thing
PrincessEllie500
So is having more than 140 characters but we don't always get what we want
McFancyPants
I don't possess nearly enough "RE:" and "FW:" for this. :(
mrnutt
Does this gif help?
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McFancyPants
Very much so! Thank you. <3
AestheticallyCurated
WellThatsOriginal
Here ya go: RE: X 1000 FW: X 999. Sorry I used one FW:
MajorLeagueFister
Re:*10^87
PoopholeAintALoophole
I'm just in it for the harlot pics!
alsoAzrael
Username is a lie. Anal sex can't be detected by god thus it IS, in fact, a loophole.
alsoAzrael
Here, I have a spare. *FE:* Sorry if it's misshapen, I grow them in my backyard. They look a little funny but at least they're organic.
rowm
Organic iron? How?
alsoAzrael
Dude it's easy you just grow iron without any pesticides, duh...
rowm
Shit you’re right, think you can grow me an organic girlfriend too? I could use one
ArcaneConjecture
Harlets.
Gherlo
today I learnd a new word!
lDrMantisTobogganMDl
You called?
0bquiet
Them right now.
leroy666
Bette Midler's backup singers. (Peg Bundy)
wildcatfan4life
railgap
Scarlet, The Harlot, the two-fisted whore!
ghos5t7
Small harlots
shankycat
Harlettes.
Bassaker
Hairclitos
iamthisguy247
HarThots.
jamesgreene
This comment has made me legitimately happy. Thank you stranger
Metals4J
Harlites
KranjisMcBasketball
That's a person from Harlem.
lordski
Harlittles?
SomeCrazyNerd
This is some pokemon shit right here.
thankgodfordeaddinosaurs
Harlitos
MechaNinja
Harlettes
TheThundercookie
Orale guey
elizardo
Omae wa mae shinderu. NANI?!?!