MrPuckett
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Wise words
Jan 29, 2018 2:08 AM
MrPuckett
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Ironydealswithopposites
It's always a Craig!
Skulties1
This is funny cuz i talk to my neighbors and they have a giant SS flag in their living room. They're nice to me though.
MagicxFrog007x
I live in Texas so I bonded with my neighbor after he shot a coyote with a cross bow to save his dog, and we started talking about our guns
LenoraTheYinglet
Rob can fuck off
hangemhigh13
Fuck Rob Schneider.
Mewmus
why all the hate for rob?
SpiritualLyrical
My friend wants to know where this is from.
DownvoteAllOtterlyAdorableComments
Rob Schneider is... a carrot!
Dionysus187
If you listen to Rob Schneider long enough you'll realize he is fucking insane.
SpanxBySpanx
The man across the hall beat his wife and ran off with her kid, there was also a heroin dealer downstairs. Detroit is full of great people.
Pepperkeet
I get along with my neighbors in the sense that they don't speak english so I'm not obligated to talk to them :)
outlawedman
we used to have barbecue with all our neighbors so i must be the first neighbor you see
DarthFluffy1
breakfastburner
The only neighbors I know are my really nice neighbors who don’t speak much English and the crazy meth head lady that I avoid.
peakbleak
Our neighbours talk to us all the time. They are scary and I wish they wouldn’t.
Tinkrr
What a masterful neighborhood D:
twowhat
MrPuckett
englishmaninnm
It's less harmonious Rob,when you go around telling everyone that vaccinating your kids is dangerous, despite overwhelming medical evidence.
ILiekToCookAndBake
Fuck Ron Snitter.
lUnikl
Well I don't talk to the neighbours or watch the news so yeah...
GorgeousGen
Thanks Rob Schneider, America's voice of reason.
AVoiceOfReason
Damn it.
Arndell
Perhaps in Rob Snhneider's neighborhood with a 6 figure salary minimum and multi million $ paid for houses.
KunFayyaKun
Rob Schneider is also a Trump supporter, so i know he isn't a good judge of character
GQPisadeathcult
BS. We now know who you are (I live in Ohio) you think I’m nice until you find out im a healthcare loving communist.
ToneyLoo
"Sprechen sie dick!"
MadDucks
i feel like i should admit that i don't know what this is from, and ask. so ... what is this from? i don't know.
noperope
Wolfenstein: The New Colossus (2017)
Fistouille
Stepbrothers. You should watch it. And no power tools!
PootsMcGraw
Oh. I'm almost done anyway!
lyokowarrior
Punisher
whiteboycarl
Rob Schneider is a carrot.
Arnoldsmokingstogies
Rated pg 13
TheDivineUsersub
Would you rather be locked in a crate with Rob Schneider for a week or sodomize your own ass with a rusty stapler?
Thelrishlnquistion
Da Derp Dee Derp Da Teetley Derpee Derpee Dumb.
madvilllain
Neig
don't forget to come to dinner tonight.
schmobius
Danger 5?
Fluffycorn
WHAT A CUTE LITTLE PUPPY DOG !!
PsychicSpider
Dino-source, por favor?
Ignition101
Call of Duty: Jurassic Warfare
HolyGrapefruit
Looks like a game called Dino D-Day
HolyGrapefruit
I'm judging by the pack on its back when I used to play idk I'm drunk
TurtleBrawler
scroty
Mmmmm gotta love a good strawman in the morning. You do know that Rob is empirically and 100% right... don't yah? Oh sorry, look who I'm...
scroty
talking to...
wqpsu
My neighbor likes to yell racial slurs at the college kids walking down our street. Harmonious indeed.
AVoiceOfReason
My neighbours are really nice people.
wqpsu
One time one of the kids yelled back and another neighbor called the cops on the kid and came out to check on the poor rattled racist.
DeniseReade
...consistency is important?
beatlegs
i wonder why they feel so comfortable doing that in full public view
ILiekToCookAndBake
That sounds amazing.. I don't care what the rent is I want to live next to this guy
interwoven222
Yeah, my gf's niece is bi-racial and she's getting picked on in her neighborhood because she "acts so white".
AustrailanSecurityIntelligenceOrganisation
Wait what the hell is bi-racial? I’ve honestly never heard that before
Kyrorayne
Half black/half white mostly. Half one race, half another
TheDivineUsersub
Acts white? Like, she wears birkenstocks?
graou13
Probably like she pursue a degree in liberal arts
whotfdis
Probably more like "doesn't act black" or whatever the predominant ethnicity is. That's what it was like for me, anyway.
JustAnotherRandomCommenter
Goes to class, doesn't stab people...
IRatetits
Right? She shoots them instead. Damn whiteness, just can't control it sometimes.
pancreas
probably like she's intelligent, reasonable, and polite......
dijital101
First time I talked to my neighbor across the street he went on a tirade about Al Gore manipulating the weather for money and told me 1/?
dijital101
the black guy 2 houses down was, "a good one". Finally told him to leave us the fuck alone when his 50yo daughter knocked on our door 2/?
dijital101
and just walked inside our house. 3/3