ChromaticCorvid
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So I do part time security at this bar in downtown Nashville Tennessee. I just got out the Navy a few months ago and I jave just been doing odd jobs here and there.
In the four years I was gone, Nashville changed from the country music capital into... something else.
It blew the hell up. This is both good and bad. What I'm about to tell you is an example of bad.
This bar I work at is a really chill place for the most part.
The customers are hipster as hell but stay nice and relaxed for the most part.
The other night this guy comes up to me and says there is a dude in the back getting aggressive with girls and being very rude.
Calling people faggots and rednecks and all sorts of incredibly bigoted things.
So I ask them the problem and he said he was shoved by someone. The man was very drunk and I asked the other patrons and they said no one touched him.
So I ask him to leave and he refuses.
So I tell him I will drag him out if he doesn't leave.
He calls me a faggot and says he'd like to see me try.
Scuffle ensues and he gets thrown out.
Everything is quiet. Three comes around and we are clearing the bar when he comes barging in even more intoxicated. Says he called the cops and he is pressing charges for assault.
He starts screaming at the top of his lungs at everyone including the bartenders and me until I drag him out again. Saying he is better than everyone else and everyone is beneath him.
I get on the phone with the police and ask them to come talk to this man. They say there was a shooting so it might be a while.
By this time is is just the two bartenders, me, and this man outside the bar.
He is just walking around the edge of the building screaming at us. He came close and I told him if he stepped in property he will be carried away.
I'm not exaggerating at the things he said here.
"I work at a music venue downtown and I don't deserve this treatment. You are just a bunch of faggot lowlifes working at a nowhere bar."
I calmly talk to the man and try to relax him.
"Shit up fat ass you have no idea what real work is. Go work in a factory and you will know something or two." He has been complaining of being hurt because he used to work in a factory and it was back breaking work.
(I am a veteran of the navy and work a lumberyard during the week and do security on the weekends. I know back breaking work)
I explain this to him and he calls me a liar until I show him my id.
He then proceeds to keep calling me a faggot and a redneck and a lowlife and he is so important who doesn't deserve to be thrown out of anywhere.
He says he is going to have us all fired and have us arrested when no one touched him and we have eye witness and camera footage of the whole thing.
I was stationed in Seattle so I was used to people like this in the PNW but Nashville was never like this before.
I tell him he has one chance to walk away or he will get arrested tonight. He doesn't listen.
The cop shows up almost an hour later and the man starts crying to him trying to act hurt and tells a bullshit story while we sit quietly.
The cop eventually comes up to us and we show him the footage and explain what's been going on.
The cop asks him to leave,
he shoves the cop. Gets thrown in the cop car
I have lived in Seattle and California and seem my fair share of pretentious hipster douchebags in my life... but this man takes the cake. The bartender says people like this are all over Nashville now and it shocked me. I was born and raised here so this was very new to me.
Self righteous and full of importance.
I was so disgusted and had no idea what to say.
People think Nashville is full of country twang rednecks when mostly it is more like this now.
I know this was an odd rant but...
It just goes to show you things change.
Don't be a fucking asshole.
That is all.
RWM90
Nice try at a confession. Go to Austin, TX and see what real hipsters look like.
sweatybuttcrack
I haven't done door work for 8 years, it was a ten year stint before that. Plenty of strange stories to tell working the door in London
eion85
JerfyMcGriddles
Drunk people are everywhere, OP.
DominictheCoco
SpaceJew
Not all entitled assholes are hipsters. Most hipsters are entitled assholes but other people can be entitled assholes too.
myawesomeusername
Labracadabradorable
I would have thought this is par for the course for a security guard
RealBarackObama
*unpopular opinion puffin
Ialwaystellthetruth
Yay a fellow tennessean!
ChromaticCorvid
Hello friend!
PacoMcTaco
Same thing started to happen in Austin several years back. Use to be an hippie music/arts city. Now it's shit full of cookie cutter douches.
Vivificus
Have you been to Austin?
slurmlover
Yeeah dude i went to a conference in Nashville a year back and I stayed at an AirBNB north of downtown; so fucking gentrified and hipstery.
Muffsnake
As long as they don't take Springwater or the Exit/inn I'll still call it home.
tehtaxidriver
So the population of Nashville has gone the same way as country... into the shitter...
RWM90
If you don't like it you can giiiiiiiit outtttttt (ง'̀-'́)ง
WolfHarbinger
Could be worse, you could be on the East Side
photony
How is this a confession?
ChromaticCorvid
Because I said so.
corndoghooker
The hipsters are mostly in east nashville these days, not downtown.
Mcflyvol
Nashville and Memphis are severely underrated citites
HomelingRazor
Can I interest you in an Austin, Texas?
scroggs
Fellow Nashvillian here.I enjoy/HATE the hipster thing, I like it because country music sucks but hate it because of rich dumbass (1/2)
scroggs
Hipster's driving up the prices of literally every goddamned thing under the sun. (2/2)
AbyssusPuella
So what classifies has a "hipster"? Cause I dress very hipster-ish, always have, very chill personality but none of the crazy "langauge"
JonathonUtah
Submarines?
ChromaticCorvid
Aircraft carrier
Justapartofyourimagination
About 45 minutes from there. Guess I'll never take a trip down 24 then
MemberBerrySmoothie
so, one person.
ChromaticCorvid
Actually I've dealt with many. This is one example.
ShudaWudaCuda
Challenge: Visit Austin, TX for 37 minutes.
derppnukem
Not that bad.
ShudaWudaCuda
Did you stay for the whole 37 minutes?
baconhappenis
If you can't stand the humidity, try Portland OR.
ShudaWudaCuda
I live near the Houston area so the humidity everywhere else is child play.
ShudaWudaCuda
childs* play <------ Whoops
ChromaticCorvid
I've been there. Fucking christ
baconhappenis
Try living here for 20+ years ;D
ChromaticCorvid
I was stationed in Seattle so I drove there a bunch of times.
BlastTheStrongestHero
That doesn't sound like a hipster. I think most hipster are total sjw and would never say faggot. I think the word you want is asshole.
ChromaticCorvid
What's weird is he was dressed and acted like your normal hipster but talked like a southern asshole.
BlastTheStrongestHero
Hmmm. Hip-Neck? Redster maybe? I smell a new human archetype coming...
ChromaticCorvid
Dude I'm telling you it is the weirdest thing I have seen since being back.
BlastTheStrongestHero
I'm serious. As hipster culture spreads from those hotspots you mentioned we will see hipster hypbrids. Hipster rappers already. Get Ready.
Lascassascatfish
Burn them with fire
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ChromaticCorvid
mossysabertoothtiger
Nashville doesnt have real hipsters its an ad campign to say "please dont be afraid were not like the meth addled klansmen in the hills"
ChromaticCorvid
Go to East Nashville and tell me that
Theimgurappsucks
Just built a house in East Nashville! Can confirm you can still sometimes maybe get shot over here. But it is mostly hipsters here haha
mossysabertoothtiger
I will.... because now that I know you think thats the "hipster central". I know that part of nashville is safe gentrified and quite wealthy
ChromaticCorvid
What's weird... is that it's not. West nashville is the rich side. East nashville is famous for its crime.
mossysabertoothtiger
Well it wouldn't be called gentrification if it started on the rich side
ChromaticCorvid