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Credit to @tooapree
Mar 10, 2021 4:40 AM
cantthinkofacoolusername
118714
3022
65
Credit to @tooapree
kamikaye
Hahaha love his work ! Sticking it back to them...
fred3299
i wouldn't hire this guy, who the f...eats fish sanwich at mcdonalds
pudgedog8
I would hire him. Next level confidence.
chimpo64
Same guy who got intervied while jogging, shouting LETS GET THE ENERGY UP IN THE ROOM or somthing.....
SmallJim
He's my hero
sonicloop
Meanwhile someone who actually needs the job misses out on an interview because of this guy.
UmmRonYourOn
This guy did another one while he was running/jogging. Absolute genius.
HighrockTendales
Honestly, I wouldn't mind this character on my team. He's polite, terrible at lying and slightly dense. Those qualities I can work with.
Mikeiller
AND he can multitask!
PlasticFicus
What a bitch! Sorry, but it's funnier than it is annoying. She was a cunt about it IMO.
Twrecks123
Oh hush Linda from HR.
sheeeiit
She just mad he didn't order her anything.
ipoopanywhere
Hired. He gives more ducks than I do right now lol
aspiringgamedev
i would say multitasking is one of my strengths
pritolus
Video calling while driving is not a terribly good idea. It's kind of a terrible idea really. Illegally so.
Silverpapi
Pure fucking gold! She said not be such a tight ass. I hope he got the gig.
TylerDurdenJunior
Are these questions legit ?
OrionRed
absolutely. The biggest concern they have is "can i schedule your hours without thinking about it?"
Questionmorality
yeah probably
Laneskydoodlethe2nd
That's not the saying...
sheeeiit
Is there a full version of this?
DamnMustardTiger
Fake it till ya make it
KawaiiTinkies
Maybe he delivers for Grubhub? Trying to get a better job?
therealpopkiller
In case anyone’s confused, her video is real, his is not
rbudrick
So there is a real interview with a different fish sandwich guy?
therealpopkiller
Yep
smallamountofpeas
Which one though there are so many
anotherIngloriousHandle
“oh no. no i’m not...”
brotherblue
It's called doing enough job finding to keep a benefit while (not so low key) ensuring you remain unemployed
butts4hats
McDonald’s fish burgers are great
STINKPICKEL
Come on, where the fuck do they get square fish? Is that what the fish sticks fish grow up to be, squares?
komdernouffbijjoh8
Its a healthy choice also. Since it's fish...
JPRiddles
Fuck my ass! What else?
komdernouffbijjoh8
a JUNIOR..! western bacon chee.
WTBenji08
Half Coca-Cola, half Diet Coke
Starryg0rilla
This guy is on TikTok and trolls Zoom calls and meetings for fun (and views) ?
Glitchoff
Dot
FuzzyducklingSaysWhat
What's he called?
Glitchoff
Dot
bigfatmadcowmoo
Asif Khan: @tooapree on TikTok
FuzzyducklingSaysWhat
Cheers bud
TylerDurdenJunior
Are these questions legit ?
iputnutinnutella
Dunno but I've had these asked during an interview for a retail position.
Hyero
I've never had a job ask if I can work OT. Most just cap you out at 25/wk where I am. They do ask if you can work weekends though.
robindawilliams
The trick is they either pay 2 people part time without giving any benefits, or get 2 people worth of time from 1 person with benefits.
storytaletime
Yes, why wouldn't they be?
Questionmorality
Nothing wrong with them from my perspective
ShakeNbakemotherfucker
I don't know why you're getting downvoted. Lots of positions require overtime and weekends...
Questionmorality
Europeans, probably
ShakeNbakemotherfucker
(including mine, lol)
turmosoritilaatio
Yeah isn't it pretty important thing to agree on working times and days? Or do people just sign and go to work when they please? Confused..
ShakeNbakemotherfucker
Yeah, pretty damn important IMO lol. Plus, at my job they asked several times if I was okay working W/E and OT because you get ppl who say
ShakeNbakemotherfucker
they're open to everything in an application and then in the interview turns out they don't want that schedule, so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
TylerDurdenJunior
These questions. WTF. Join unions.
malurt
Yeah, I'm like what is this? That kind of thing is advertised and you sign your contract with information on watch schedules and so on.
SirDawby
Could be a job that may require weekends like retail or food service. As for OT, anyone whose worked those knows how that goes...
xconstellation
ShakeNbakemotherfucker
Lots of places require you to work weekends/overtime, they're not saying "Will you work these shifts for free?" You still get paid
Unklejrad
Yeah not sure why some people in this thread are connecting that with “work OT for free” lol.
JustSomePersonThere
EXACTLY!!!!!!! This is NOT OK people!!! Companies HAVE to pay extra for OT and weekends, not get it for free!!!!
Unklejrad
Well legally they still have to pay OT even without unions, unless exempt salary, even then there’s a limit to the amount of OT, legally
Jagadid
Unions are the only way that those illegal acts can be 'punished'. One person doesn't have the money to have a months-long legal battle.
Unklejrad
You don’t need a legal battle for that, legit just call your states labor board and they do all the work, have dealt with this before
JustSomePersonThere
The labor board answers to the politicians put in power by the very corporations trying to bleed free labor out of you.
scottishlurker
Yeah these are not interview questions, that should be clear in the job description and irrelevant to this part of the recruitment process
ShakeNbakemotherfucker
As someone who's interviewed a handful of people, the # of applicants who say on paper that they'll do any shift and then when they're (1/2)
ShakeNbakemotherfucker
hired refuse to do those shifts...is higher than I ever expected. Have to ask again just so they know they're really expected to do them 2/2
Jonnythetrout
They usually are on the job description, but they ask again so they have you on record. Otherwise you could say you didn't see (1/2)
scottishlurker
It is irrelevant to the interview process, that's a HR check post recruitment. If interviews are designed to select the best candidate this
scottishlurker
Is a crude and slybway to put a candidate in a vunerable position to manipulate them.
Jonnythetrout
that part. It's just double checking so it doesn't waste everyone's time and resources. (2/2)
Questionmorality
Nothing wrong with them from my perspective.
Cadius
Is your perspective someone who happily works OT and weekends?
Questionmorality
No, my perspective is someone who thinks that asking the question is perfectly fine. They didn't ask the size of his genitals or if he's gay
Questionmorality
They asked legitimate work-related questions. People do have to work on the weekends; businesses don't just magically close.
SirDawby
Personally for me, yea. Weekends are where my industry makes it cash. As for OT, that’s extra cash
SirDawby
I guess if you’re a government employee or work in a cubicle it sucks. But for thousands of people, the weekend is just another day.
Unklejrad
Hear me out here. Wouldn’t you rather not have to work OT for extra cash? Wouldn’t you rather your industry just pay you enough in 40 hrs?
ShakeNbakemotherfucker
I make $34 an hour and when I'm asked to work overtime I make $51...it's not a bad deal imo
MantisTobogganPilotMD
i make enough in 40 hours. I'm in a strong labor union. But, if I work a couple hours OT, that's 1.5x pay, that's about $1.10/minute. 1/2
LastStickOfRAM
You think he got the job?
hotfezz
Well he lied directly to her face, and lacked the time management to give a job interview his full attention, so probably not.
whatIdontknowcouldfillawarehouse
She probably called him
komdernouffbijjoh8
For a lawyer's office? Yeah.
JoeT85
I would probably hire this guy. I admire his multitasking
Thekindofkindlyman
Ordering a fish sandwich from McDonalds? His judgement is questionable at best but he can’t work weekends so I’d give him a shot
RoxannePaypascissors
Wait....Maccas has fish sandwiches? They have fillet 'o' fish burgers in Straya
valen00
Man fish sandwich like wt actual f? Here's me thinkin ya get some lightly fried fish fillets and slap em on some tip top mate.
ErwiinMadness
I would hire him. Those multitasking skills are nice.
happywalker
^this. he managed to handle 2 conversations at same time.
stankginchfurbuger
Ability to prioritize, on the other hand
ErwiinMadness
You can prioritize for your employees, multitasking on the other hand is tremendously hard to teach imho.
InfinitusEquitas
He's willing to work weekends and overtime, so probably yeah.
Psionickitten
In my book he's got +1 for being able to multitask. -2 for lying about it. If he can lie about this he can lie about other things too.
InfinitusEquitas
-2 for the lie being so stupid.
itsmy1stsmokebreak
+3 for charisma
MassStorageDeviceCanNowBeSafelyRemoved
you sure about that
frankierizzo0351
I hope he got the job. I'd consider him for the entertainment value alone.
therealpopkiller
It’s not real
UnagiFerrin
Judging by the office, I doubt they care to be entertained or have had any joy in years
tigercheesesteak
Only 7.50 an hour what a steal
MassStorageDeviceCanNowBeSafelyRemoved
you'd want an employee who's not reliable at all?
SharkoutofWata
He’s able to multitask and makes the extra effort to get his responsibilities done even when his personal life pulls him out of the office.
CoffeeZombie
Basically, "We need to know if we can disrespect your time, but you are not allowed to disrespect ours." Typical.
Kazzababe
Are we really trying to pretend like if this wasn't a joke that it isn't hella disrespectful?
CoffeeZombie
It is hella disrespectful, that's my point. What's bonkers is that we *don't* see the expectation of weekends/overtime work likewise.
MechanicalRomance
I mean I'm not usually one to defend management, but she never said she had an issue with it.
Akurei00
She implied it when she said she recommended him not driving while doing the interview. Granted, that's just solid safety advice.
sadurdaynight
They make a mental note then cross you off the list when done. They won't tell you what put them off. They leave you guessing.
Anonawesome
Damn that's a good username bro.
PandaWaffleking
When the order started she seemed as impressed as she was shocked. Maybe I'm wrong though. Slight smile i think i saw for a brief moment.
LuftMeister
Yeah because it’s most likely a sketch
LoneGoo
for him yes. for her idk
moldy1352
Bro you're on the internet, it's time to grow up and accept it's faker than pro wrestling
sputniknoodle
I'm not sure she minded the multitasking. But I would mind the lying. And the stupidity of doing it so blatantly obviously.
DancesWithHedgehogs
She literally said "are you ordering food?" Doesn't sound like she didn't mind. Let people conduct their lives. The lying is lame, though.
PleaseNotTheFace
Ditto. Don't waste my time. Do you want the job? I'm making my time available to find out. I expect you do the same.
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Pegas868
I think he meant working weekends and overtime, not the interview itself
TemporaryJesusSauce
Then say no, and move on. If that's prevalent in every job then the issue is above a lady in HR and you need to unionise. This absurd
TemporaryJesusSauce
expectation that large companies act like a tiny startup is bloody naive.
LooseSeall
You say “unionize” as though that’s actually a legitimate option for all people lol
TemporaryJesusSauce
Life sucks, get a fucking helmet. Point is it's not some woman's fault, who is just doing their job.
Pegas868
Yeah, not everybody has spare ions lying around