Carefully Curated Crap, Vol. 740

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26 Imgur Creator Spotlight: This is by @PaintMags Check out the rest of the stuff in their posts and leave some love.

27 Man Tax: Andre Hamann

“It is the artist's business to create sunshine when the sun fails.” - Romain Rolland

So, I made a discord server. It's a relaxed environment where you can take/donate memes to the cause, play trivia twice a week, chat about lots of topics or about nothing at all. We also have Jack Box game night and are setting up movie night! Very laid back/relaxed vibe. Come hang with us.
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ErniesWidow

The "Brush Bidet" did me in.

1 month ago |

somethingstupidandclever

#14 ska is definitely more the predecessor to reggae. Post punk added horns and checkers and called itself ska. Never understood that but ska is from the 50s and 60s

GeneralNoise

Thank you <3

3Davideo

#4 General practitioners / family practice doctors are actually wildly overworked, at least in the US. It's something that's been made much more clear to me after watching Dr. Glaucomflecken's videos on YouTube.

pooFIinger

#16 "no stupid questions"

byronwilliams4010

#13 Son, you got a sweatpanty on your head.

TungstenOrbital

#9 I don't get it

cytherians

#7 - now that's some "sizing up" talent right there.

Catto: "Eh, no probs. Bed right there if I fall, hooman." 😏😉🤪😹🤣

#1 puppy!

Cryolith

#3 in the Phoenix metro area, people will judge you based on which street corner or roadside you get your tamales from. The guy off Hunt Hwy was pretty great, but the lady off Pinal and the 587 has life changing chili verde tamales. If buy anything north of the US60 you're god damned poser and a disgrace.

flipj

#11 NINE-NINE!

joeyvelour

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draconicus

#24 goals

Cosmicfisherman

#12. Robin.. To the Frog Phone.

KnifeKnut

#7 Agile Little Shit

Perceptive lil' shit. And smart -- knows the soft bed is there to break the fall, if it's a miss.
😼😸😹

Doubtthedevout

#8 chika chika slim shady

I think you meant #9 , but this was pretty funny

EroticZombiePants

#3 I miss the Tamale woman who would go to the farmer's market near where I used to live. They were homemade, and you could get like 8 different varieties.

trigonman3

#4 "Sure! And since I'm still behind schedule, my next patient gets to hear about how you lost your toy!"

TakuanSoho

"...I fell."

ThM1ck

#9 HI! My name is... my name is... my name is...
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Phislammajama

#3 would never happen in Houston Texas. Tamale guy would be sold out in minutes. We love our tamales. Now I want a tamale.

pullingsixty

I've never had one. Might be my northern location. I love Mexican food, been there a few times. Been to a few states that they're likely popular in. It just doesn't cross my weak mind when I'm traveling.

drifter271200242

IHaveAGuyForEverything

#9 just use English there. It will save you some time.

mamapants

#4 it's patients talking. Standard appt time is 7.5 minutes of doctor time, including charting. For longer appointments, like new patients, maybe 15. One of my doctors sees 75 patients a day. You try fitting that into 8 hours.

TyrannosaurusMex

#14 it’s what a 10 year old hears in his head when he gets chicken tenders.

myf10

#3 Every ficking time.

ProficientInGifs

#12 never t someone else with a big porcelain cat that looks just like mine

I thought it was Lego.

#3 I'm surprised there were that many costumers at Home Depot. I'd've expected them to spend more time at Michael's or Jo-ann's.

I read that as costumers like people that make costumes lol i was like yeah, why would they be at home depot

baldbear

"Gemma Pell" sounds exactly like "je m'appelle" (french for "my name is")

Gremlynn4023

nah that should be fine

FeIineDisrespectFromBehind

#9 Hopefully, someone can explain this one for me.

Vebrandsson

"Je m'appelle" is "My name is" in French.

ConsumerOfStories

To introduce yourself in French you say "Je m'appelle" (my name is/I am called). Gemma Pell sounds presumably something like it, though I imagine the G in Gemma is pronounced more like the j in juice while the J in Je is pronounced more like the g in judge.

Niagaran

But it's kind of moot because it's super common for the french to say "je suis __"

Et oui, je suis amusant en fetes.

cyrusthevyrus

In IPA, the J in juice and the G in judge are both dʒ, while the j in je is ʒ , which is the zh sound, like vision (sorry, Imgur doesn't insert the symbol correctly). Or do native French speakers make it more like the English j sound, or something in between?

Thank you for the explanation. That's very helpful!

AndyTheAbsurd

#12 Too bad there's no sound, I want to know if it croaks or ribbits when the phone rings.

IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes

Where are all the weird nonsense shit for us to buy these days?! Where is our whimsy?! We used to be a real fucking country.

The phone ringing :

lgkinasen

The Dude abidn't

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