An Englishman, a Frenchman......

Jan 22, 2018 12:16 AM

tacodog99

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Imgur never fails to disappoint

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Haha. Ok this is how we laugh. No one in France say hon hon. Also I'm pretty sure English people say croissant and baguette more than us

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Of course Tom Hiddleston should be the British ambassador for all British men.

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

So, Englishmen hit like a french girl?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

What a shitty joke.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Then the german comes in and asks rhem for their tickets

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Man. I'm drunk, I'm not reading all this. Upvoted anyway

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This joke is so old they're probably all dead by now. XD Still, +1

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Holy shit. A "fresh" joke nobody ever heard in the last 80 years or so.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Though that brunette is smokin'.

8 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

*laughs in british*

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My toaster laughed heartily at this joke.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I think you have a mimic

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

RE:RE:RE:RE:RE: Wait for the punchline!!!!!!!!!

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Even some of the top comments are the exact same than the last time it was posted. Imgur loves originality.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Funny how gender can be assumed based on words used for hair color.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I cannot speak for 'brunette', but guess the difference (in meaning) between 'blond' and 'blonde'.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Curious the males have nationalities, the females have hair colours.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Im actually crying from laughing so hard

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

+1 for tom hiddleston at the end <3

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

*sips tea happily*

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yup it sounds like something Loki would do

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

This was on Reddit like a month ago, stop recycling bullshit that's never funny in the first place

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

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8 years ago (deleted Oct 21, 2024 11:29 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

I meant this joke in particular, you fucking idiot

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So did I. It was a good joke.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No it wasn't

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And you're allowed to think that, just as I'm allowed to think it was funny. Everyone's got their own tastes.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nothing like a casual bit of xenophobia.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hon hon hon

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Your father was a hamster!

8 years ago | Likes 216 Dislikes 5

Mother*

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!

8 years ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 0

*Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!!!

8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

And your mother smelled of Elderberries!

8 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

So his dad was a whore and his mother an alcoholic?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It's mother, father smelt of elderberries, basically your mom's a whore and your dad's an alcoholic.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Weak joke but good effort

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

There is absolutely 0 effort involved in reposting something that is posted every single month here...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

laughs haughtily, in French style.

8 years ago | Likes 1014 Dislikes 5

*Laughs in surrender*

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

8 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Ehh scusy

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Tel le vil personnage que tu es, fanfaron !

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

As a french dude... WHY ARE YOU DOING HON HON ??!

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

In early America, when cartoons were racist,that's how Frenchmen were portrayed to laugh.As an adult I realize it is wrong, still funny tho.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

hon hon oui oui french baguette.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*laughs in baguette*

8 years ago | Likes 70 Dislikes 0

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Perfide Albion !

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*waits for tunnel and slaps you*

8 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

Honhonhon

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The laugh goes Hon Hon Hon

8 years ago | Likes 214 Dislikes 2

And a po po podolodo

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sometimes Le Ha Le Ha Le Hah

8 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 2

Or the occasion Le Hon Le Hon Le Hon

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

HONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHO

8 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 0

now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ah hon hon!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tres bein!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Not sure what a “bein” is, but if there are three, shouldn’t it be “beins”?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Autocorrect.. my bad

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

'Bein' means 'good'

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bien means good, bein means nothing, it’s incorrect

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

ah, thanks - I had misread.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So you're saying that english men slap like a girls?

8 years ago | Likes 781 Dislikes 19

Only French people think it's possible to slap like a man

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

You know how you say "Slap" in French? "We Surrender"

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 5

Actually it's "gifle" as in "This isn't a funny joke, you should gifle the one who gave you this idea"

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

You wish you could slap like us.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 3

I like to think it's smart. If you're the only other man and you punch the other man, you're the obvious one. Slap him, though, not so much.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I found froggy

8 years ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 6

or french girls slap like men.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I mean they have all that practice

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

as an Irishman I appreciate this comment more than you know.

8 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 5

You should come to Yorkshire, where men are men, and so are quite a lot of the women.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

How do you slap like a man?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Like this Russian:

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Like girls :

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Those are grown ass women

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

v

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Yep. Source: I’m English

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Like you'd understand etiquette, bloody immigrant

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 79

Woah there buddy, talk about slapping like a girl

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Lol nice

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

remember guys when you slap someone don't slap them too hard. We want to be polite after all.

8 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

And remember to rub it afterwards..

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

‘a girls’? If you’re going to insult the brits, at least do it properly, ya bloody wanker

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 5

Considering the average Englishman’s grasp of their own language, I would say the French person did quite well!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

By girls, are you insinuaring that these 2 ladies don't slap like real women?

8 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 3

Are you kidding me, a good female friend of mine slapped a dude in high school(that is a girl) so hard it literally shut up everyone 1/

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

up in the court yard. We are talking 300+ ppl at lunch time. It was THAT loud. 3 hours later you could STILL see her hand print clearly. Oww

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Fuck that chick. Good reference tho

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I see what you're doing there

8 years ago | Likes 106 Dislikes 1

So you're saying that most people are stupid and won't catch on as you have? You're saying you are smarter than most imgurians?

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 29

You gotta make an obvious reference to lobster culture or people are gonna get confused and take you seriously apparently

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Holy shit people are clueless, +1 good sir.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

<3

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

He said "I see what you're doing there"

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

We are meme'ing, good sir. 'Tis all in jest ;)

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2