Jan 22, 2018 12:16 AM
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BuddyAboot
MisforMancy
averagelonelyguy
Haha. Ok this is how we laugh. No one in France say hon hon. Also I'm pretty sure English people say croissant and baguette more than us
melindarae
Of course Tom Hiddleston should be the British ambassador for all British men.
ImOnlyHereToFap
So, Englishmen hit like a french girl?
Boom365
catpr0m
What a shitty joke.
NOproblemguy
Then the german comes in and asks rhem for their tickets
datfandomdoe
Man. I'm drunk, I'm not reading all this. Upvoted anyway
TanithRosenbaum
This joke is so old they're probably all dead by now. XD Still, +1
MusculusGluteusIV
Holy shit. A "fresh" joke nobody ever heard in the last 80 years or so.
StolenDonuts
Though that brunette is smokin'.
IDrinkTeaInBritish
*laughs in british*
thornus67
My toaster laughed heartily at this joke.
Chikanboo
I think you have a mimic
SnazzyLittleUpvoteWhore
RE:RE:RE:RE:RE: Wait for the punchline!!!!!!!!!
labouka
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Uhxohr
Even some of the top comments are the exact same than the last time it was posted. Imgur loves originality.
goingtochipotlewitharistotle
Funny how gender can be assumed based on words used for hair color.
DukeDarkwood
I cannot speak for 'brunette', but guess the difference (in meaning) between 'blond' and 'blonde'.
criggie
Curious the males have nationalities, the females have hair colours.
QueenOfGotham
Im actually crying from laughing so hard
MrPhreak
EatSleepProcrastinateRepeat
+1 for tom hiddleston at the end <3
nobodyreadsusernamesanyway
*sips tea happily*
miyabi82
Yup it sounds like something Loki would do
kidsarestupid
This was on Reddit like a month ago, stop recycling bullshit that's never funny in the first place
[deleted]
I meant this joke in particular, you fucking idiot
So did I. It was a good joke.
No it wasn't
And you're allowed to think that, just as I'm allowed to think it was funny. Everyone's got their own tastes.
goste
Nothing like a casual bit of xenophobia.
SirPowder
Hon hon hon
HowCanIJoinTheEvilLeagueOfEvil
Your father was a hamster!
Threadsofsanity
Mother*
Akurei00
Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!
pookieeatworld
*Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!!!
Apocallama
And your mother smelled of Elderberries!
TheMortiestMortyfromC137
So his dad was a whore and his mother an alcoholic?
Shamwowser
It's mother, father smelt of elderberries, basically your mom's a whore and your dad's an alcoholic.
ght2v1
Weak joke but good effort
There is absolutely 0 effort involved in reposting something that is posted every single month here...
SinisterIcyBlackHandOfDeath
laughs haughtily, in French style.
BallerinaOfMemes
*Laughs in surrender*
FSharpBFlatulent
idkwhyiask
Ehh scusy
Thisusernameisalreadyinyouse
HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS
SirDankShrek
Tel le vil personnage que tu es, fanfaron !
Amaryill
As a french dude... WHY ARE YOU DOING HON HON ??!
napalmpriestess
In early America, when cartoons were racist,that's how Frenchmen were portrayed to laugh.As an adult I realize it is wrong, still funny tho.
EndersStoof
hon hon oui oui french baguette.
imdonewithpickingusernames
*laughs in baguette*
Grudgebearingmidget
DerelictTwitterCrash
Perfide Albion !
rrlyrae
https://media.giphy.com/media/l2JeaRCE3bRBkhsUE/giphy.gif
Tsamane
https://youtu.be/dIDfCBE1o-U
AZGrowler
https://youtu.be/-r7dveDEv-I
ArtOzz
*waits for tunnel and slaps you*
SuperTacticalSandwich
Honhonhon
The laugh goes Hon Hon Hon
Letmeeatyourassplz
And a po po podolodo
SkyrimForTheDragons
Sometimes Le Ha Le Ha Le Hah
APinkDragon
Or the occasion Le Hon Le Hon Le Hon
BothBothBothBothisgood
HONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHO
StoptheInfamousElGuapo
now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!
HULKSMASHMOUTH
Ah hon hon!
Insertnewusernamehere
Tres bein!
https://lparchive.org/Persona-3/Update%2015/37-Persona3-13-140.jpg
TheMellowPeril
Not sure what a “bein” is, but if there are three, shouldn’t it be “beins”?
Autocorrect.. my bad
rshini
'Bein' means 'good'
C12H22O11
Bien means good, bein means nothing, it’s incorrect
ah, thanks - I had misread.
seliqui
So you're saying that english men slap like a girls?
an4on7Villain
Only French people think it's possible to slap like a man
VigorousButtstuff
You know how you say "Slap" in French? "We Surrender"
graou13
Actually it's "gifle" as in "This isn't a funny joke, you should gifle the one who gave you this idea"
puptownfunk
You wish you could slap like us.
nirach
I like to think it's smart. If you're the only other man and you punch the other man, you're the obvious one. Slap him, though, not so much.
HalTheMisinterpretivePornStar
I found froggy
toxicchili
or french girls slap like men.
ConcernedPansexual
I mean they have all that practice
TheIrish0ne
as an Irishman I appreciate this comment more than you know.
ForestTrump
You should come to Yorkshire, where men are men, and so are quite a lot of the women.
Bortus
How do you slap like a man?
CaffeineManic
Like this Russian:
Valaar
Like girls :
TonyTin
Those are grown ass women
SuicidalRubberDucky
v
Ujjio
KingBanana8008
Yep. Source: I’m English
OscarTopping
Like you'd understand etiquette, bloody immigrant
AmazinglyCoolNameHere
Woah there buddy, talk about slapping like a girl
rabbiebabbie
Lol nice
SkeletonsNeedLoveToo
remember guys when you slap someone don't slap them too hard. We want to be polite after all.
nominaltoactual2
And remember to rub it afterwards..
UpvotesAroundTheHorn
‘a girls’? If you’re going to insult the brits, at least do it properly, ya bloody wanker
popquizhotshot
Considering the average Englishman’s grasp of their own language, I would say the French person did quite well!
brusilov
By girls, are you insinuaring that these 2 ladies don't slap like real women?
billybobthorton1
Are you kidding me, a good female friend of mine slapped a dude in high school(that is a girl) so hard it literally shut up everyone 1/
up in the court yard. We are talking 300+ ppl at lunch time. It was THAT loud. 3 hours later you could STILL see her hand print clearly. Oww
ActivateMyAlucard
Fuck that chick. Good reference tho
StonesSteiner
I see what you're doing there
iliketostayhome
So you're saying that most people are stupid and won't catch on as you have? You're saying you are smarter than most imgurians?
You gotta make an obvious reference to lobster culture or people are gonna get confused and take you seriously apparently
PunkassUnicorn
https://imgur.com/JIP05jK
ElynaerDeiros
Holy shit people are clueless, +1 good sir.
<3
SexyLearningDisability
He said "I see what you're doing there"
We are meme'ing, good sir. 'Tis all in jest ;)
https://youtu.be/68flntBeKoY
BuddyAboot
MisforMancy
averagelonelyguy
Haha. Ok this is how we laugh. No one in France say hon hon. Also I'm pretty sure English people say croissant and baguette more than us
melindarae
Of course Tom Hiddleston should be the British ambassador for all British men.
ImOnlyHereToFap
So, Englishmen hit like a french girl?
Boom365
catpr0m
What a shitty joke.
NOproblemguy
Then the german comes in and asks rhem for their tickets
datfandomdoe
Man. I'm drunk, I'm not reading all this. Upvoted anyway
TanithRosenbaum
This joke is so old they're probably all dead by now. XD Still, +1
MusculusGluteusIV
Holy shit. A "fresh" joke nobody ever heard in the last 80 years or so.
StolenDonuts
Though that brunette is smokin'.
IDrinkTeaInBritish
*laughs in british*
thornus67
My toaster laughed heartily at this joke.
Chikanboo
I think you have a mimic
SnazzyLittleUpvoteWhore
RE:RE:RE:RE:RE: Wait for the punchline!!!!!!!!!
labouka
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Uhxohr
Even some of the top comments are the exact same than the last time it was posted. Imgur loves originality.
goingtochipotlewitharistotle
Funny how gender can be assumed based on words used for hair color.
DukeDarkwood
I cannot speak for 'brunette', but guess the difference (in meaning) between 'blond' and 'blonde'.
criggie
Curious the males have nationalities, the females have hair colours.
QueenOfGotham
Im actually crying from laughing so hard
MrPhreak
EatSleepProcrastinateRepeat
+1 for tom hiddleston at the end <3
nobodyreadsusernamesanyway
*sips tea happily*
miyabi82
Yup it sounds like something Loki would do
kidsarestupid
This was on Reddit like a month ago, stop recycling bullshit that's never funny in the first place
[deleted]
[deleted]
kidsarestupid
I meant this joke in particular, you fucking idiot
DukeDarkwood
So did I. It was a good joke.
kidsarestupid
No it wasn't
DukeDarkwood
And you're allowed to think that, just as I'm allowed to think it was funny. Everyone's got their own tastes.
goste
Nothing like a casual bit of xenophobia.
SirPowder
Hon hon hon
HowCanIJoinTheEvilLeagueOfEvil
Threadsofsanity
Mother*
Akurei00
Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!
pookieeatworld
*Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!!!
Apocallama
And your mother smelled of Elderberries!
TheMortiestMortyfromC137
So his dad was a whore and his mother an alcoholic?
Shamwowser
It's mother, father smelt of elderberries, basically your mom's a whore and your dad's an alcoholic.
ght2v1
Weak joke but good effort
Uhxohr
There is absolutely 0 effort involved in reposting something that is posted every single month here...
SinisterIcyBlackHandOfDeath
laughs haughtily, in French style.
BallerinaOfMemes
*Laughs in surrender*
FSharpBFlatulent
idkwhyiask
Ehh scusy
Thisusernameisalreadyinyouse
HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS
SirDankShrek
Tel le vil personnage que tu es, fanfaron !
Amaryill
As a french dude... WHY ARE YOU DOING HON HON ??!
napalmpriestess
In early America, when cartoons were racist,that's how Frenchmen were portrayed to laugh.As an adult I realize it is wrong, still funny tho.
EndersStoof
hon hon oui oui french baguette.
imdonewithpickingusernames
*laughs in baguette*
Grudgebearingmidget
DerelictTwitterCrash
Perfide Albion !
rrlyrae
https://media.giphy.com/media/l2JeaRCE3bRBkhsUE/giphy.gif
Tsamane
https://youtu.be/dIDfCBE1o-U
AZGrowler
https://youtu.be/-r7dveDEv-I
ArtOzz
*waits for tunnel and slaps you*
SuperTacticalSandwich
Honhonhon
napalmpriestess
The laugh goes Hon Hon Hon
Letmeeatyourassplz
And a po po podolodo
SkyrimForTheDragons
Sometimes Le Ha Le Ha Le Hah
APinkDragon
Or the occasion Le Hon Le Hon Le Hon
BothBothBothBothisgood
HONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHO
StoptheInfamousElGuapo
now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!
HULKSMASHMOUTH
Ah hon hon!
Insertnewusernamehere
Tres bein!
DukeDarkwood
https://lparchive.org/Persona-3/Update%2015/37-Persona3-13-140.jpg
TheMellowPeril
Not sure what a “bein” is, but if there are three, shouldn’t it be “beins”?
Insertnewusernamehere
Autocorrect.. my bad
rshini
'Bein' means 'good'
C12H22O11
Bien means good, bein means nothing, it’s incorrect
rshini
ah, thanks - I had misread.
seliqui
So you're saying that english men slap like a girls?
an4on7Villain
Only French people think it's possible to slap like a man
VigorousButtstuff
You know how you say "Slap" in French? "We Surrender"
graou13
Actually it's "gifle" as in "This isn't a funny joke, you should gifle the one who gave you this idea"
puptownfunk
You wish you could slap like us.
nirach
I like to think it's smart. If you're the only other man and you punch the other man, you're the obvious one. Slap him, though, not so much.
HalTheMisinterpretivePornStar
I found froggy
toxicchili
or french girls slap like men.
ConcernedPansexual
I mean they have all that practice
TheIrish0ne
ForestTrump
You should come to Yorkshire, where men are men, and so are quite a lot of the women.
Bortus
How do you slap like a man?
CaffeineManic
Like this Russian:
Valaar
Like girls :
TonyTin
Those are grown ass women
SuicidalRubberDucky
Ujjio
KingBanana8008
Yep. Source: I’m English
OscarTopping
Like you'd understand etiquette, bloody immigrant
AmazinglyCoolNameHere
Woah there buddy, talk about slapping like a girl
rabbiebabbie
Lol nice
SkeletonsNeedLoveToo
remember guys when you slap someone don't slap them too hard. We want to be polite after all.
nominaltoactual2
And remember to rub it afterwards..
UpvotesAroundTheHorn
‘a girls’? If you’re going to insult the brits, at least do it properly, ya bloody wanker
popquizhotshot
Considering the average Englishman’s grasp of their own language, I would say the French person did quite well!
brusilov
By girls, are you insinuaring that these 2 ladies don't slap like real women?
billybobthorton1
Are you kidding me, a good female friend of mine slapped a dude in high school(that is a girl) so hard it literally shut up everyone 1/
billybobthorton1
up in the court yard. We are talking 300+ ppl at lunch time. It was THAT loud. 3 hours later you could STILL see her hand print clearly. Oww
ActivateMyAlucard
Fuck that chick. Good reference tho
StonesSteiner
rabbiebabbie
I see what you're doing there
iliketostayhome
So you're saying that most people are stupid and won't catch on as you have? You're saying you are smarter than most imgurians?
rabbiebabbie
You gotta make an obvious reference to lobster culture or people are gonna get confused and take you seriously apparently
PunkassUnicorn
https://imgur.com/JIP05jK
ElynaerDeiros
Holy shit people are clueless, +1 good sir.
iliketostayhome
<3
SexyLearningDisability
He said "I see what you're doing there"
iliketostayhome
We are meme'ing, good sir. 'Tis all in jest ;)
iliketostayhome
https://youtu.be/68flntBeKoY