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Oden is a good boy.
Aug 15, 2017 4:27 AM
TBugVillain
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Oden is a good boy.
KingBEATE
Oden is a good boy....Rip intruder
squidbishop
When you come home looking like a snack
C0sms
I love dogs. Most adorably loyal fucking wrecking machines
gnatsknackers
Mine would just so them to where we keep the dog treats..
roswellalien
"I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with ME." - Oden
saucysosig
What a GOOD BOY , copious amounts of treats are in order
SpartaWolf117
Such a good boy
Ballamazing
Oden's beard!
gonzar09
"FUCKING GUARD DOGS! SHEEEIT!" -Intruder, probably.
Kevlaa
You couldn't even wait an hour before reposting ?
LGHTbeatz
Glad forceflex
kcidakcusog
Who all hit the tab to see if it was advertisement or not.
HerWords
I clicked the "+11" button.
PascalCasedUserName
The dog's day job
feckinanimal
Oden is the best boy.
creepwood
Oden is the Swedish spelling for Odin
siler7
Pesky bone fragments tearing your cheap store brand garbage bags? Try Glad ForceFlex!
Feralkyn
I bet it's 1000x more likely the dog broke a claw on something, lol
Feralkyn
...Actually, looking at it, I'm BETTING he broke a claw trying to scratch through that door.
ohnoyoudid
Dare you not to call him good boy now
kansas555
My dog Odin is afraid of the wind, and his own poop. He'd let anyone in the house as long as they rub his belly or give him a treat.
NotSoSlimJim
I had a fucking dream about this except I was the intruder. Nightmare
ArcanisTheOmnipotent
I like how there is a bullet point next to the glad forceflex bags...like thats part of the story.
Buckbeak1486
Still not as bloody as my girlfriend's last period!
rottienmommaknw
That a very good boy!!
inaplasticcup
excellent dogging there, but fuck that racist shitrag the daily mail
USvette1
I don't like german sheperds but "good dog"!
RonUlyssesSwanson
As bass ackwards as the world is today, I would not be surprised to see an update on this story that the burglar is suing the owners.
oooeeeoooahahtingtangwallalwallabingbang
Bass ackwards
FriedMonkE92
He'd only try if he got caught. Im sure he just happy to be free. Also hopefully he'll think twice before doing anything like this again.
rkymtnthunder
Is no one else going to comment on the ad?!
Alighierian
Apparently not really, just like there aren't many comments about it being an uncropped phone screencap
shutsman
what does cling wrap have to do with this?
rkymtnthunder
Glad force flex is a garbage/trash/rubbish bag.
shutsman
what does Glad force flex garbage/trash/rubbish bag have to do with this?
stimpsonjcatt
The 'body' was wrapped in force flex bags to ensure no tearing happened as he was not yet dead.
nevergonnaGiveUup
The dog heard noises as the intruder tried to break in but didn't bark. He waited for the intruder to get in before fucking shit up
sharkkibble
My dog is so friendly that he'd have offered the intruder a beer & showed them all the valuables.Of course, to him, his Kong is a valuable.
gmoney88
I had german shepherd that would let anyone in our farm house, but they couldn't leave unless we said ok. We didn't train her to do that 1/2
notquitewhatyourthinking
My husbands shepherd they had as kid did that too. Would let anyone in the yard. No one could leave without one of them giving the ok.
microwavesemen
I have a German Shepard and he sleeps a lot, licks his nut, eats shit.... and yeah that's about it!
gmoney88
We came home once and she had a man that worked for us trapped in the back porch. He'd gone in to get water and couldn't get out.
FrozenFoodGuy
My grandpa got trapped at a friends house this way when bringing the newspaper. Dog was a retired cop dog. He had to wait in the couch.
FrozenFoodGuy
Very time he tried getting up the dog would growl. So they were just sitting there waiting for the guy to come back home.
gmoney88
Our shep was the offspring of two police dogs. It must come natural
vh12372
I read that as sheep, and thought: what in the almighty fuck? H-HOW?! WHAT THE FUUUUUUCK?!
igotbannedacouplemonthagoagain
So Oden ate the intruder?
copingcabana
Now, he's a German Shepherd. He stuffed him in the oven.
mordrul
DickDastardly404
That or they forgot they gave a spare key to grandma.
KoRplussomeletters
In Soviet Russia, er, Japan, Oden eats you!
Davedavedavedavedave
Mycologics
Shy Ronnie
KCBeard
And Ryan started the fire
Streubenhouzen
I get that if it is reference to the temp.
vuzy
In France you would be prosecuted if the burglar pressed charges for his injuries, and they would likely take your dog away...
tachyonpulseN7
They'd have to kill me before they took my dog away.
RecoveringIntrovert
Well I'm glad I don't live in fucking France. I have free reign to shoot or sick my dog on intruders in my home.
Muad
Why would you shoot your own dog?
macrocrunch
How, if the burglar was both doing illegal activities and also put himself into such a situation?
shiyal
Europe has had some weird things lately. http://m.washingtontimes.com/news/2016/jan/27/danish-teen-faces-fines-for-using-pepper-spray-on-/
mcgarry92
Something stupid to do with human rights probably. Same here in UK
montanav
This^ makes me so mad grrrrr.