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May 2, 2025 1:56 PM

Kyzyl

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Go get back my black lotus (magic card, now around $9,400) that I traded for a glasses of urza (now $1.25).

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Get a vasectomy and a prostate checkup.

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Rent a console at Blockbuster and order a pizza

11 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Throw that bitch out before she cheated on me..

11 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 3

If you knew then what you know now. Ouch.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't go to school get a job invest in Apple win big invest it all into Bitcoin / Nvidia and roll in a endless piles of cash.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It was already too late by then.

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

But you could readily make yourself enough money to be part of the problem :D

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Depends on if I'm me now, or the same as I was back then. If me now, then get a quick job and put money in the stock market for little me. If I'm a child, but with the knowledge I have now, first I would see if my grandma would take me in, and if not, try my hardest to get taken away by CPS. It sucks but I definitely deserved to be taken from my mom lol

11 months ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

I also want to know if it's me now or me as I was then. Because I wasn't even born then. My parents weren't even together at that time

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Tell my dad to stop being stupid with money and invest in Apple, amazon, Microsoft etc.

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Microsoft did great in the late 90s. Apple spent 95 to 98 shitting the bed, and THEN gets good.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd get ready to buy Yahoo's IPO in 1996

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Fire up my pentium and play some Command & Conquer

11 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Save up, become an expert with a non English language, and get out ahead of time. We’ve been on this course for decades.

11 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I built a house in '91 with 66% down payment, and 9% interest. Because I was a woman, I had a hell of a time getting approved for that loan despite a job I'd held for 20+ years and a perfect credit score. I refinanced three years later and paid the house off in 8 years. BTW, in '95, I had a computer, cell phone (Nokia!), and dial-up Internet (AOL).

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

95? I can outwork every human alive. I've developed an inhuman grip on my boot straps, pulling with a force that could pry the earth from the sun's gravitic grasp as is required to survive in 25. I'll make my own AI powered skynet variant to stop all this nonsense from happening with my knowledge of drones, programming and 3d printers. I'll even have time to frost my tips and see limp Bizkit play break stuff for the first time and make billions betting against Y2K being the apocalypse.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

wake up, cry, and shit myself because I'm 2

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Full Terminator mode. The Zuck was only 11. The original Twitter twats were still in high school or college.

11 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Bonus: you get to "Edge of Tomorrow"/"Groundhog Day" your mission - over multiple years - you can keep going back and adding to your list until you 'get it right'.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

buy gold, apple stocks and don't go to the USA

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Go to Atlantic City and tell someone how to properly run a casino so they stay in the business and don't end up on reality TV

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Better idea: Convince a mob family he owes them a shitload of money and let the problem solve itself.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Get dressed because I am assuming I was in bed sleeping, and back then, it was commando style

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The price of something is only relevant in comparison to wages. First house I bought cost $16,000 and I could barely afford it.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Jerk off to get some post-nut clarity. Then make a list and find an investment professional.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You are all gentle souls. I would perform a Luigi and save us all from our current crisis.

11 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Suck it up until I reach 2003 and retire from the US Navy and retain my Tricare Prime health care which was the only reason I've been able to retire in 2023 instead of working until I die?

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

buy stock in Yahoo! at $13 a share

11 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Probably go place a few bets. There's this Stanford kid who seems pretty good a Golf, I bet he'll win a major or two.

11 months ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 1

a BLACK guy playing GOLF? my Gawd!!.... yes, you would win a lot of those bets that you place :)

11 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I would be so mad if i went back because I don't follow sports so any betting would literally just be like regular guess betting.

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Obviously take a sports almanac with you.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I imagine even the least interested in sports people could name the odd superstar and you can bet on teenagers winning major tournaments at some point in their lives. Or you could bet on elections or stocks is just betting on companies.

11 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

What's wrong with that water hose? Is this an ai image?

11 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Cameras didn't exist back then, so we have to use AI to recreate scenes from that far away time. /s

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah, licence plate is all screwy too.

11 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Quit college, go get my ASE Certifications instead. Tattoo "Do not move to New Orleans" on my forearm so I don't fucking forget.

11 months ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 1

New Orleans is, by far, one of the most overrated places i have ever been to in my life.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

do not develop his app

11 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

"Who hurt you?"
The entirety of New Orleans, I guess.

11 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Katrina wiped out an entire city full of poor people who couldn't afford to evacuate, and then Bush deployed the US Military to oppress and murder those same poor people while offering them basically nothing in return.

11 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

Technically it was the local police departments like NOPD, Jefferson, & Gretna that were doing the murdering. The National Guard was just turning a blind eye to everything going on, including the folks at the Convention Center dying because they didn't have any resources whatsoever. W made it rain money like he was at a Bourbon Street Strip club but most of it was gobbled up by the corrupt local governments and Texas contractors.

11 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

No, the National Guard also participated, at least according to members of the National Guard who've made public claims after the fact of firing upon US citizens they described as "looters"

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

The apartment I lived in. My landlords stayed until the National Guard told them they would drag them out & shoot their dogs about a month in so they left (because they would have shot back). We were back after Halloween. Most of my NOPD customers said they were trading food & booze to the Guard for ammo because the Guard were specifically ordered "No shooting" very early on. Though I can believe a few got trigger happy.

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Invest in Apple and Intel stock with said loose change!

11 months ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

The first stock I looked up when I read a teenager was Apple. And we had an apple computer. I thought to myself " I would invest money into this company.... They have a *MOUSE*". it was 5$/ share at the time

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My Dad’s hobby was collecting share certificates. He would buy one share of famous companies, get the certificate framed, and hang them up in his home office. He bought one share of Apple in about 1992 and today it’s a significant chunk of his retirement fund.

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Grab a couple of bitcoins.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Have to wait until 2009 to start up your bitcoin farming. In 1995 some good stocks are Berkshire-Hathaway, any oil stock (Exxon, Mobil, Conoco, etc), several of the already mentioned tech stocks; consider also Monster Beverage Corp, Fair Isaac Corp, and NVIDIA.
https://money.usnews.com/investing/articles/best-performing-stocks-past-30-years

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I can wait :D But you're correct, I had timing wrong

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Invest in Apple and Intel, get BIG payouts, use funds to gain controlling stock in major Game's companies, Blizzard, Squaresoft, etc. Prevent enshittification.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don’t forget about AOL stock… was the best one to own for a few years there

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Find my mum and hug her.

11 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

wholesome

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Well, she died when I was 18, and I am still processing it at 38, not sure how wholesome that is. XD

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

it's sad, but you have good priorities I think

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's cute that people think houses were cheap in the 90s. Cheaper than now, sure, but laughable to think they were as cheap as this is implying.

The 80s is when the insanity begin.

11 months ago | Likes 203 Dislikes 20

Econowoe works against the incumbent, so I fully support spreading it now. Economics lessons suspended until they're in service of a government that is worth defending.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I could have bought a 3 bedroom house for $50000 in 1998. In St. Petersburg, Florida. A friend bought one while he was a part time pizza delivery driver. He put down $2000. He found out, he could have put down less.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

For sure. In the 70's you could still get a house for a fraction of real wages, but the interest rates were bonkers. If you go back to the 50's or 60's, you could get beach front property in Los Angeles for the price of a corvette. All those families are rich now.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well my parents were able to buy a house and have two kids and a ski boat in their twenties with no college degree, now the housing in the same city has skyrocketed so hi that I have friends going in on houses together just to afford a house and they have college degrees. I have a veterinarian friend who can't even afford a house and has roommates sooooooo

11 months ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

Yeah, ditto for the UK. There was *no* minimum wage there in 1995.
When that was introduced in 1999 that was £3/hr if you were 18-21 and £3.60/hr if you were over 22 - £5,675 & £6,810 per year respectively.
The average house cost was around £75,000; 11x - 13x the minimum wage.

For 21+ nowadays that's £23,100 vs. £268,000; 11.6x the minimum wage.

11 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

Our memories are clouded by our nostalgia. Sure, life was simpler, but we were children. The world was still far from perfect.

11 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Ugh. My parents bought a house in 1994 for 90k the same house is now selling for 700k.

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

A friend of mine's dad bought, along with his wife, 1 house and 3 brand new 60-80 square meter appartments in the middle of Oslo, Norway, city center in the late 90s on their newfound computer engineer master degree and architect bachelor degree. Sure they were decently educated, but you can't even buy a single apartment as newly educated couple without massive financial help from family etc today. Each of those appartment was bought for about 25k $, and recently sold for between 600-780k $

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I believe what we are dealing with here is a literary technique called "hyperbole"

11 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

(And as a p.s. I'm still trying to think what *was* cheap in the 1990s. All household goods, clothes and suchlike were at least 3-4 times more expensive relative to wages than they are nowadays: e.g. a decentish pair of jeans in the UK can be bought nowadays for about half the price - *actual* money - than I was paying in the mid-late 1990s.)

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

My dad bought a house in the 70s, which admittedly had very high interest rates, and his payment was 435 a month. Not cheap in the 70s

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

https://www.huduser.gov/periodicals/ushmc/winter2001/histdat08.htm
People could use this as a comparison just need the minimum wage stats and we're good

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

v

11 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

How dare you come at this with facts /s

11 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Facts are data. That there is a far too fast animation.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My grandparents bought their 3 bedroom in a good location in 1974. It cost $7500. The neighbor's house- very similar, sold in 1986 for 70000

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

100%. And this photo looks closer to the 70s than the 90s.

11 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

picture is ai generated, look at the hose or the license plate

11 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Ok... 100%. And this AI-generated image looks closer to the 70s than the 90s.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You telling me your garden hose doesnt exist in several dimensions at once, both tangible and intangible, simultaneously 50 feet and 300 feet? Psh...

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My parents bought a house in 1999. The house is now worth 4x more than what they paid for. That's in Canada.

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

My parents house was 80k back in 1979, and now it's being sold for 3,5 million. Yes interest was higher but you could just fucking save money for a few years and then be free from it. Or live on a rock for a few years to your pay caught up with it. It was so much easier back then

11 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

You do know that 1979 wasn't in the 90s, right?

Jesus Christ...

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

my own place is about 8 times more worth than back in 95 and it's in a slow region. Same shit. Considering i wrote the year of theirs then maybe you can guess if i know or not. Or maybe i just thought you were too dense to realize without. Not that it helped, did it?

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

You have to pick the right house.

Which areas were crap in the 90s that have been gentrified since?

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

I worked in mortgage for a number of years and while the mortgages weren't shocking, the interest rates on them were. I saw mortgages that I could swear were worse deals than just buying a house with a credit card lol.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thanks Reagan

11 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

My parents bought their house in 95 for 20k.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I had a cell phone and an Internet connection at home in 1995. Most people I know tended to.

11 months ago | Likes 71 Dislikes 10

I had "internet" -- that is, we could connect to AOL/Prodigy. But cell phones were right out. Are you sure you're thinking the right year? I hate for you to realize that you're older than you think, but...I got my first cell phone around 2001/2002, and it was hardly something everyone had.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

To be fair, I lived in Maine in 1995. Even when I went back years later, cell service was spotty to non-existent.

But I don't think cells really became ubiquitous until the mid 2000s. Present, sure, but certainly not everywhere.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The first kid I knew at our school that had cell phone got it when we were in 8th grade, so that was in 1998. By 2000 they were so common that every one in my cohort had one.

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

no Wi-Fi though

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

We were one of the first AT&T Cable internet customers & I found out they were routing SMB locally, so you could view EVERY CUSTOMERS shares

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I remember sending TONS of print jobs & copying every file I could find. Most were just pictures or saved HTML pages.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You rich

11 months ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 2

I think we had just gotten our first answering machine around 1995.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I got my first answering machine around 2002 in think?

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sweden?

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

perhaps FINLAND! Nokia, Ericsson

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yea, Österbotten is also an alternative!

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are you in Canada?

11 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

I am, and I had home internet in 1995. AOL ftw. Cell phones were still stupid expensive though. But the original commenter missed the point that dial up internet is not anywhere close to comparable to wifi.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

No; should I be?

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I just found in the early days of the internet, canada got connected quicker. Just what I thought though, nothing to back that up.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I find it extremely difficult to believe you had a cellular phone in 1995. Maybe a landline with radio handset, but a cell phone?

11 months ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 11

Yes, I had a cellular bag phone in the early '90s(around '92 or '93). Motorola started making them in 1988.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

94-95, mobile phone. Before that it was the NMT450 since like 1987-88.

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Before 2000 wasn't the dark ages: the dot-com bust was that year. Cell phone in 1990/91 here + internet connection at home a year or so later, following on from BBSs. (Cost per minute was ouchworthy...)
That was after university in the late 1980s using Sun Workstations (email, etc.) where the junior honours project was an OCR system using simulated neural nets followed by a distributed hypertext system in senior year (same year as Berners-Lee but he was right; protocol first, system later. : )

11 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Sunet!

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My girlfriend at the time (high school) had a Motorola MicroTAC 950. Her parents WERE 90's wealthy, but not rich. It was 'for emergencies'

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

People definitely had cell phones in 1995. People were moving onto GSM by then, you could text.

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I bought my first phone a star tac in high school I was 16 I'd had multiple jobs at a time since I was nine. I mowed lawns had a paper route helped a painting company paint buildings in the summer all before I turned 13. I thought cell phones are the coolest thing so I bought one.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

11 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 3

thanks!

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ericsson 337 kid myself.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

divide by about 6 to get dollar/euro amount

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nokia 1011 was released in 1993 (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nokia_1011), so even GSM phones were already available. How widespread their use was, now that's a whole another kettle of fish.

11 months ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Cell phones were all over the place in 1995. I had a summer job in a phone store in 1994 and we sold handheld Motorola and Ericsson phones. It was the era of bag phones and installed car phones, but the handhelds were starting to take off.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You and I remember cell phones in '95 very differently.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Apparently so. Where did you live? Suburban Chicago here. It certainly wasn't like today where everyone has one, and I didn't personally have a phone until 1997. But we sold the original Motorola MicroTAC flip phone and an even tinier Ericsson phone in 1994.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The 2110 and 2010 came out in 1994. Ericsson had similarly-sized and -priced models but I can't remember the numbers. By 1995 you had the fucking RinGo.

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

2G GSM started in 1990 so it's technically possible.

11 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

NMT-900 was set up in 1987. Of course the phones were huge back then. Well, the batteries were.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes, byGSM standards.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Technically possible, yes, but 90s (portable) cell phones came in bags larger than contemporary purses and weighed 16 lbs. They were owned by New York stock traders, coke dealers, and world leaders; that's about it.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 7

I don’t know about your networks, but we had them for almost everyone from 85-86

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

So? No comment? Just ignorance?

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hmm, no.

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

While I appreciate short and easy answers, yours is a bit too short.

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0